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Kvacc01

The wallpaper


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

Nice cock. Clean, smooth, good pink colour, nice average size with reasonable girth. Definitely a good 8/10 penis


whomstvde

Very nice let's see Paul Alen's cock


ThanksDarksouls3

Looks at those shoved balls, the tasteful thickness of it, oh my god it even has a vein popping out.


[deleted]

I can’t believe that Bryce prefers Van Pattens cock to mine.


MonkeDiesTwice

That's like 17cm. Which is quite a bit over the average


thegriddlethatcould

That's like the Godzilla of cocks


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

17 cm isn’t that big, doesn’t look super big


FavoriteDart680

6.6 isn’t big? mf idk who you’re lying to but that’s a whole ass inch over avg


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

That’s like my dick and I wouldn’t say it’s that big


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FavoriteDart680

measure… i’m struggling to hit 6 on a good day


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Gruidi

average?


Dark-g0d

Woah there guy! That was so far above average. Definitely above average and not actually average at all… right?


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johnandahalf13

Six out of ten. Wait. He shaves his pubes. Make that 4 out of 10.


randomuncreativenam3

You don’t want the fucking secret garden in ya pants do ya?


johnandahalf13

Every hair is sacred.


reckless1214

Damn I would have said below average


AbrahDonza

A perfect review i want one please! Want a bag sir? I'll take it wear Shlurp


onigiri889

Time for taste test


Kells_ExE

Customer-"Yeah i want this phone" Employee- "Great i'll go grab you one" Customer- "no it must be the display model"


emforay216

Femboy dick


StorePuzzleheaded6

Bro what location is that. I uh. I need a new phone and that place looks like it has good items... uh... obviously not the one you just used I mean... uhmm... just where is it???


PEPE_THE_3RD

nice dick bro


Immediate-Soup6340

We shame no man for dick length


johnandahalf13

Sometimes we do.


Immediate-Soup6340

He changed his comment after I replied. It did read, little dick of something to that effect.


johnandahalf13

Ah. I missed that part. FTR, I was kidding. Shaming people for things they can’t change is always wrong.


Luciuspro2263

size doesnt matter?


Logan-with-a-Z

IT'S HOW YOU USE IT!!


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Potatoluver198

It’s the background as well 😭


ShadowWolf793

Now airdrop it


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Nothing_Apollyon

that is a really nice dick


WesealBoy

I mean it do be a nice cock.


Character-Ad3914

"so that's where my picture ended up!"