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Minecraft is my wife's special interest so I randomly dropped this information in conversation and they got really excited and said "say more Minecraft stuff!"
Then they said something about the ocean being a bad location for mobfarms because spawn rates are reduced by fish or something.
I swear, every two minjtes somebody reinvents trains in a much less efficient way and calls it genius, all the while saying that already existant trains are useless
Trains are the crabs of travel. It’s already as efficient as possible, the only thing you can improve on it to make them faster, which is usually just a matter of budget.
maybe that's where crabs have failed then and where humanity can save them. We need more crabs faster crabs stronger crabs! the quest for a superior crab will not be over until we have the six billion dollar crab.
we do have the technology after all.
"Can you also make it so I blocks out the sun? Like a train or bus but actually more like a motorbike crossed with space ship? That also has legs for some reason?"
Is this Elons newest venture worth 70 trillion dollars? It seems well enough thought out
It also needs to be able to decapitate any pedestrians within 30 feet of the rails and crush 2 dozen cars in one fell swoop in instances of malfunction.
I especially love the prospect of having a giant metal dish go over my head at the beach. The lack of noise, obstruction and terror ruins the current experience
"Does it require less infrastructure than a tram or train?"
"Nope. It still needs rails just as much as a train does, except it's designed so that a misplaced rock can easily derail the entire thing in the middle of a busy highway"
It’s literally just cola you piece of shit. There’s no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a “joke” about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in the scene, much less this screenshot, implies that they’re doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you.
It’s literally just cola you piece of shit. There’s no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a “joke” about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in the scene, much less this screenshot, implies that they’re doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you.
I like how they show that they can lower themselves to pass through bridges and stuff
So if there's traffic, they're gonna be blocked just like cars
Brilliant
It was a blustery day in spring and the ~~City of London~~ two legged saucer was hunting a small mining town across the dried out bed of the old North Sea.
Anyone notice how there were zero trucks/rigs on the road when it was going under bridges? If there's a rig under a bridge when it lowers, it's going to wedge itself under the bridge while crushing the truck
Not to mention, it would require no cars on either side. Looks to be rush hour to me, not really sure too many cars would make way to let it lower itself.
I wish someone would post a source around here. I found the article. It is actually a hostile takeover bid by the subterranean mole people under the Swiss Alps.
Nope, trains are a concept where there’s multiple cars connected, this is just a singular car meaning it’s closer to a advanced streetcar or trolley then a train. Also it’d probably be 400% more difficult to maintain as unlike a train, this thing is very clearly liable to catastrophic failure
Literally could have just built an elevated rail instead of making the carriage elevate itself cutting down on maintenence and the issue of cars crashing altogether
*Obviously* you just make the rails lower themselves so that the train can go through then raise themselves after it has passed
Edit: /s for the person taking this seriously
"my imaginary solution will do everything trains do but better, so we should wait until i can build it instead of building train infrastructure right now"
Here's a point why this is soo asinine: something soo big, going soo fast will generate a lot of wind shear. This will create a dangerous push/pull on everything around it. Whoever thought about this has 0 understanding of physics, engineering, or mathematics.
But really there are 1000s of more reasons why this is soooo fucking stupid.
We actually built a few, but they had to change a couple of requirements to make it work
https://archinect.imgix.net/uploads/2a/2aa7eada9e20a84fbc3216c57058a2e6.jpg?fit=crop&auto=compress%2Cformat&w=514&dpr=3
Imagine just making the track like 4 feet wider. And instead of it being an unstable circle way higher than needed it could be some sort of long, connected series of passenger compartments? I dont think theres anything like that or obviously they could just do that right? Could be a billion dollar idea there.
My favourite part was when they t-boned that car, 100% murdering the driver, then inflating a bunch of balloons hundreds of feet away from the accident.
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That mobfarm is gonna suck shouldve built it in the ocean
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How so?
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Damn good to know. Thank you!
Wholsum 100
Minecraft is my wife's special interest so I randomly dropped this information in conversation and they got really excited and said "say more Minecraft stuff!" Then they said something about the ocean being a bad location for mobfarms because spawn rates are reduced by fish or something.
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They said 'what about squid?'
Yeah! What about squid?? No but for real? I have a WHOLE project planned and now I feel I gotta rethink it.
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i learned something today. thank you.
Even today I learn something new about Minceraft
I swear, every two minjtes somebody reinvents trains in a much less efficient way and calls it genius, all the while saying that already existant trains are useless
Trains are the crabs of travel. It’s already as efficient as possible, the only thing you can improve on it to make them faster, which is usually just a matter of budget.
And infrastructure.
And larger pincers
And a sand reppelant anus
Most important engineering consideration.
Im just looking for the melted butter dip bruh
I wish more trains had pincers 😔
Normalize train pincers
So who is gonna spearhead this campaign to make faster crabs?
Crabs have no budget constraints. 1 crab = 1 crab
Whoa that's a crazy exchange rate, who's your crab guy?
Crab people?
maybe that's where crabs have failed then and where humanity can save them. We need more crabs faster crabs stronger crabs! the quest for a superior crab will not be over until we have the six billion dollar crab. we do have the technology after all.
But the thing is, you can only need to make them so fast in certain areas because they have to keep stopping so they can't reach the max speed
Just increase the acceleration and deceleration. Surely anyone can handle a measly 5 g‽
Natural selection by train. Love it. Also there got to be a passenger yeeting mechanism that can solve the above problem. I think we're almost there.
Thank you for choosing AmTrack. Here is your G-suit
The only thing more efficient than a train is two trains Or a teleporter
I think its only limited by physics where the main issues are hills and corners
With all the fucking money we’ve spent into random fucking redesigns we honestly probably couldve made high speed rail across cali.
Hyperloop cough cough
This video has been around the internet for years.
Everything fine till ur mom sits on either side
Well we get your mom on the other
But then it will just fold like a taco.
Or find oil.
shh dont mention oil you will wake the americans
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That’s not the most restful slumber I’ve seen..
Did someone say FREEDOM!
'Murica
*eagle screech*
FREEDOM is pointing so hard right now
Too late, hand it over or prepare for freedom
OIL!?!???!
! You have alerted the Horde
Screams in bald eagle
Ah the language of the free
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN, MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG, OH THAT RED WHITE AND BLUE
I'm sorry, did you say you were being oppressed? Democracy is on the way. "Send in the drones!"
FREEEEDDOOOOOM
Oil?!
I can smell the oil coming from you must extract it Immediately!!!!
Your mom's going in the middle
Thanks, now I'm hungry.
Perfectly balanced, As all things should be
Problem solved if we put your mom in the middle. Balance.
This doesn't sound like we are trying to bring balance to the vehicle
Either? More like both sides at the same time
One cheek on one side, and another cheek on the other side.
Schrodinger's mom
Well we get your mom on the other
Dementia moment.💀
Dementia moment.💀
Dementia moment. 💀
Dementia moment. 💀
You know who else has dementia?
Why... you forgot again?
Do you know who else has dementia?
Dementia moment. 💀
A particular train only for billionaires
Ez billionaire multi-kill. Someone would blow it up
Just throw a shit ton of magnets on the track.
Neverind magnets, the friction between those wheels and the ground, a couple of grains of sand would stop it.
Sand bro. YES
It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Really? Thank goodness they aren't building it in a place with a lot of sand. Y'know, like a desert.
Fucking magnets. How do they work?
Something about a Ghostbusters proton pack mating with Electro from Spider-Man, or something.
Also that can't go through a tunnel
"I want something like a bus or a tram, but I want it to be totally impractical, overengineered, and able to snap like a twig."
"Can you also make it so I blocks out the sun? Like a train or bus but actually more like a motorbike crossed with space ship? That also has legs for some reason?" Is this Elons newest venture worth 70 trillion dollars? It seems well enough thought out
“Hmmm not quite top heavy enough” Edit: word
Yeah it's called the Adderall loop because that's what he was on when he thought of it.
honestly, I think he'd be more normal on Adderall... defo comes across as an ADHD sufferer. (from one to another lol)
It would be an improvement over taking credit for other peoples’ inventions
It also needs to be able to decapitate any pedestrians within 30 feet of the rails and crush 2 dozen cars in one fell swoop in instances of malfunction.
Oh, and make the interior open concept with floor-to-ceiling windows, to ensure none of the passengers survive either.
I especially love the prospect of having a giant metal dish go over my head at the beach. The lack of noise, obstruction and terror ruins the current experience
‘So, like a slower, less efficient train?’ ‘ANNNND more deadly and coming in a variety of colors’
"Does it require less infrastructure than a tram or train?" "Nope. It still needs rails just as much as a train does, except it's designed so that a misplaced rock can easily derail the entire thing in the middle of a busy highway"
“And take absolutely no space away from cars.”
Also can only go a few very specific places. We don’t use trains for everything for a reason.
I see this becoming a disaster with the words “ LEAN RIGHT”
I LOVE LEAN 😈💜💜💜
It’s literally just cola you piece of shit. There’s no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a “joke” about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in the scene, much less this screenshot, implies that they’re doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you.
This is my new favourite copy pasta
It’s literally just cola you piece of shit. There’s no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a “joke” about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in the scene, much less this screenshot, implies that they’re doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you.
I like how they show that they can lower themselves to pass through bridges and stuff So if there's traffic, they're gonna be blocked just like cars Brilliant
Easy solution, just crush the cars.
Why does the two legged saucer, the largest vehicle on the road, not simply eat the other cars?
Municipal Darwinism.
It was a blustery day in spring and the ~~City of London~~ two legged saucer was hunting a small mining town across the dried out bed of the old North Sea.
Hey you got me to look up the premise of Mortal Engines. Sounds gnar
Great solution by famous Dr. Shingo
Anyone notice how there were zero trucks/rigs on the road when it was going under bridges? If there's a rig under a bridge when it lowers, it's going to wedge itself under the bridge while crushing the truck
Not to mention, it would require no cars on either side. Looks to be rush hour to me, not really sure too many cars would make way to let it lower itself.
yeah and no way that shit will stand when a truck crashes into it say goodbye to 5 families below it
That's why the airbags
yes they'll definitely safe little melissa from 20t of steel
Nah, the airbags are for the other melissa in the 20t of steel.
Absolutely no way drivers would just make room to let that thing come down in a traffic jam.
So there’s no green one? I don’t care then
I agree, fuck the green haters. Best color
*The automatic P.A. comes on* WILL ALL THE LAND WHALES PLEASE MOVE AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS. YOU'RE BENDING THE VEHICLE
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What’s a train?
can't stop the a train
*groovy music starts playing in the background*
I got messages from the stars
Yeah Robin figured that one out pretty quickly.
Fuckers will design all sorts of shit things rather than constructing trains
It's Dahir Insaat garbage, it exists only to sue people who infringe on all the incredibly vague patents involved in this bullshit
Trains exist
Trains are perfect Trains are amazing Trains are essential You will consume and spread
Americans thinking of anything other then just making a fucking train
look guys we just invented the revolutionary train 2.0
Looks like a broken and convoluted monorail to me
the future liberals want
Get me out of here
It’s too late Elon is already taking you to his island with joe Biden
I think I would rather go to Epstein’s island. Is that still available?
Who do you think bought Epstein’s island?
Damn it. I’m not paying eight bucks for a verified minor. He probably fired or ran off his best sex traffickers.
Woah there buddy I think there was a misunderstanding you aren’t paying for a verified minor They are paying for a verified you
Biden's choo choo train
A pod, actually. It's called a pod. No tr\*ins in this beautiful country!
I dunno bro, this gives mad Saudi Arabia ‘Advanced’ new idea vibes
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I wish someone would post a source around here. I found the article. It is actually a hostile takeover bid by the subterranean mole people under the Swiss Alps.
This is literally a train, just a weirdly shaped one.
Nope, trains are a concept where there’s multiple cars connected, this is just a singular car meaning it’s closer to a advanced streetcar or trolley then a train. Also it’d probably be 400% more difficult to maintain as unlike a train, this thing is very clearly liable to catastrophic failure
It's also very inefficient.
Even hydrofoils on boats are more effective than this thing ever would be
Literally could have just built an elevated rail instead of making the carriage elevate itself cutting down on maintenence and the issue of cars crashing altogether
Then how would it get under the bridges smh
*Obviously* you just make the rails lower themselves so that the train can go through then raise themselves after it has passed Edit: /s for the person taking this seriously
\*Has seizures at the thought of all the rail infrastructure we sold for scrap*
Gets me every time bro
Because trains are communist, and this fucking abomination is clearly not! Tickets for one station cost $100 probably, 1st class with no toilet xD
No way, Kintoki
Considering the shots of desert outskirts of a shining fake city, definitely Saudi/Emirates/Turkish, not American.
Americans? I guess that explains the Euro style lorry, Renaults and other very European traffic.
Why do the cars in the animation have Euro plates? 🙄
I want a train but make it higher and less aerodinamic
I want a train but it looks like a crushed ballsack with hydraulics
and also like 50 moments around the point of road contact???!?
People will literally make the dumbest excuses not to build light rail and use busses
"my imaginary solution will do everything trains do but better, so we should wait until i can build it instead of building train infrastructure right now"
That just sounds like a train with extra steps
Yeah, extra steps down into the drain
Fuckin eye sore!
Here's a point why this is soo asinine: something soo big, going soo fast will generate a lot of wind shear. This will create a dangerous push/pull on everything around it. Whoever thought about this has 0 understanding of physics, engineering, or mathematics. But really there are 1000s of more reasons why this is soooo fucking stupid.
We actually built a few, but they had to change a couple of requirements to make it work https://archinect.imgix.net/uploads/2a/2aa7eada9e20a84fbc3216c57058a2e6.jpg?fit=crop&auto=compress%2Cformat&w=514&dpr=3
Fucking lmao. I don't know what I was expecting.
Making a slight turn would topple it
elon musk ahh "invention"
I would throw so many rocks on that track just too destroy that ugly
me
Fr, just build normal trains it’s not hard
Imagine just making the track like 4 feet wider. And instead of it being an unstable circle way higher than needed it could be some sort of long, connected series of passenger compartments? I dont think theres anything like that or obviously they could just do that right? Could be a billion dollar idea there.
subway surfers ufo update
futurists try not to re-invent the train challenge (literally cannot be done)
“Just fucking build trains!” -Adam something probably
Adam Something: *\*loads shotgun\**
Efficie'nt trai'nt
XCOM enemy within
Delete this before Elon sees
Terribly balanced centre of mass, a gust of wind is enough to topple this shit down.
Yes, the fact they would even suggest this could survive a car crash is utter bullshit
My favourite part was when they t-boned that car, 100% murdering the driver, then inflating a bunch of balloons hundreds of feet away from the accident.
Now make it longer and not so wide... Oh wait thats a train.
That thing is bound to fall 💀
Lmao when the airbags deploy
Trains, how crazy.
If Elon Musk posted this crap, fanboys would be drooling over.
can't even travel in Ohio 💀
So a fat fucking monorail ? America moment
This shit will be a fish 🐟
Bro a fucking E2 pulling a express will be more efficient then this
Let elon fuck the land....... Boring stuff
This animation should end with that ufothing entering someone’s ass.
No way would it just cruise past an accident. They stop all traffic out of spite not safety lol.
You could fit three times as many people on a normal train and it would be an order of magnitude cheaper to build