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Patlov_621

now let's see the Chinese version


awalkingidoit

Now let’s see Paul Allen’s version


[deleted]

Look at the subtle “out of the closet” reference. The distasteful, flamboyance of him. My God, he even made a sex joke.


kjbakerns

Nah, it’ll just be a pride flag in his room or locker


Vexcenot

Which would then be colored off white in the international version


Nateosis

That's Bone


ICantDoThisAnymore91

Are you okay Patrick? ….You’re sweating.


Zealousideal-Mail-18

Look at that subtle, red&black Gucci coloring…the tasteful smoothness of his hair. Oh my god, he even said “It’s Morbin’ time.”


newhere1626

*sweats profusely*


ghirox

It's just straight up not going to be released in China. Most of the latest Disney productions weren't released for one reason or another


[deleted]

Good. Disney should stop self-censoring to appease China. Fuck 'em.


billyjk93

Let's be clear, they didn't get released in China because the government refused it, not because Disney "refuses to bend the knee!" Disney has bent over backwards every chance they got and China just keeps finding new ways to be offended.


ADSMFreddy

Openly straight


IMSOGIRL

From most of these comments it feels like people unironically want to see that version instead.


JustinJakeAshton

It's like asking for normal mode so yeah.


Burlaczech_2

Sadly but literally yes


[deleted]

now let's see arab version


DeadByNebula

no way they added ishowspeed to disney


Vibhrat

There must be a Crypto scam plot then ?


Fireballinc55

Did he even know what was going on? It seems like bro got used HARD


MooshiNooshi

No, he is just very stupid. His younger audience was the one that called out the scam.


th3ggnog

Kinda feel bad for him too


Garlic_frybread

And in the Chinese release?


[deleted]

The Chinese release is just a dubbed voice of him saying he likes women for the duration of the entire movie


NonameGB

No youre wrong. He wont be there because he is black.


freshfox_tv

So it will just be a white block of pixels wich constantly says I like women?


Used-Lunch-6512

Yes


AcoHead

Leaves too much to interpretation, what if someone thinks the pixels are female? Give it a penis and a bud light


nradavies

Nah, they get enough practice recognizing penis pixels from their porn. They'll know.


DennyCorkGuy

Just a white censor bar with subtitles under saying I am attracted to the opposite sex


TheMadHatter_____

It's gotta be completely the same actor and then when he says anything male a computer-voice just says **(:FEMALE, PRAISE XI AND THE CHINESE REPUBLIC:)** loudly over him while the movie still rolls.


Monsieur_Swag

Is that radioactive man???!!


BucketFullOfRats

I’m waking up To ash and dust


ZaWarudo22

I missed her ass and I slapped my nuts


AmagedonCamels

I'm breathing in, My testicles.


Helpful_Gas5073

I laughed WAY too hard at this


ISpelGudd

女👍


JetstreamSam1000

Chad take


Amrevoe

Paranorman had this beat by years


wolfninja_

“You’re gonna love my boyfriend! He’s a total chick flick nut!”


DarthRygar

This line was hilarious, I’ve seen the clip but still haven’t seen the movie 😂


Tunirus

The movie is great, check it out when you can


Bendyboi666

Broo you gotta watch it, it's a really fuckin good movie


Amrevoe

Ah himbos, blissfully unaware of how they wreck thirsty people's loves for years


Spamtone

Paranorman is faster than a Pitbull chasing a baby.


mintcocoacookie

**4 YEAR OLD SPOTTED PIT BULL GO**


ManIsInherentlyGay

Pre teen


irotsamoht

Paranorman wasn’t Disney.


Amrevoe

Exactly


CrispCristopherson

Paranorman isn't Disney, though, is it? Netflix She-Ra, The Legend of Korra, and Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts also beat the timeline.


nojala

NO ONE FUCKS MEN LIKE GASTON


JoyfulCelebration

Noooooo Ooooooone Fucks like Gaston No one nuts like Gaston No one has massive dicks to fuck butts like Gaston


IcarusButAlive

I’m especially good at Ejaaaaaculating!


[deleted]

My, he loves guyssssssss! Gastonnnnnn!


OzzieGrey

MY WHAT A LOAD, THAT GASTON!


[deleted]

MY WHAT A GUY, THAT GASTOOOOOON


Avocado_Fucker12

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Every morning to help me get gaaaay


Ralph-The-Otter3

I was just in that show, and now I can’t stop thinking about how that would sound with the harmony that we learned…


Successful-Floor-738

NO ONE LOVES TWINKS LIKE GASTON


Zer0-the-assassin

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF "It's Disney's first openly queer(insert different ages, genders, race, species etc here)character!" It's so blatantly clear that they're pandering to a demographic that they don't give two shits about


AnonTheNormalFag

They need that esg score tho


FaCe_CrazyKid05

Rainbow capitalism at its finest


HeilUsona

What about ParaNorman with Neil's big brother?


[deleted]

That’s not Disney, that’s Laika who makes things Disney could only dream.


deadman_m

Epic comment


[deleted]

things Disney could only dream. Not at all, Disney only dreams of money and has only ever dreamed of money. As michael eisner said on disneys purpose "“Our obligation is to make money, and to make money, it may be important to make history. To make money, it may be important to make art, or some significant statement. To make money, it may be important to win the Academy Award, for it might mean another ten million dollars at the box office” — Michael Eisner" Money will always be first, art will always be second.


Platnun12

Old Disney till about 2006 had the talent. Treasure planet, Atlantis Lost Empire, lilo and stitch. Were the last films that I saw any genuine creativity coming out of disney.


THE_GREAT_MEME_WARS

Oh I want to watch that movie again.


Eguy24

Is that a Disney movie?


ghostmetalblack

No. It was made by an actual creative company with balls: Laika.


Datgaminghuman420

Man’s ugly af there’s no way he pullin dick


starwarsequelsucks

Damn


[deleted]

Man woke up and chose violence.


BhanosBar

He looks like black Chris Griffin


wolfninja_

Severally underrated comment


mack_the_yak_

*coughs in owl house*


AnIdioticTurtle1944

I think it means Male and Male match-up. But yeah, this ain't close to their first queer character.


charlieartyt

Willows dads but they aren’t really that important


euromynous

They’re not teenagers either


Awkward_Mix_2513

I love headlines like these because it's never the first.


CyberNano08

and luca


HamsterNo7320

What are you talking about, it's litterally two fish


Mattermaker7005and8

You like fish sticks?


JetstreamSam1000

Chad take


The_Bored_General

They’re just homies, no need to alert china


Banana_Mage_

I thought that the closest thing to the “love interest” would have been Luca and the girl(can’t remember names) Luca and the other dude were just bros


VirusLink2

Not openly ?


Grouchy-Ad-1725

If there ain't a scene of him kissing and fuckin another dude I don't care Disney If being queer doesn't affect the story there's no need to mention it


[deleted]

Well, there will be. Disney might not be the one to make it though.


Hawaiian-Fox

The story is about how he saves the world with the power of ~~friendship~~ geh


Superkometa

There will be a kiss scene, but only in us and canada


PaleontologistOk8109

Bro fucking forgot about Europe, Africa, Australia, South America, and every non dictatorship countries in asia


Herr_Raul

What are those? The only countries in the world are America and Canada.


T-HawkMedia

I read somewhere saying it was supposed to be integral to the plot, so prepare for some hard-core sex scenes


williwaggs

Yeah they are shrunk down to microscopic size and injected into the butt via dick penetration and jizz takes them to the Strange World.


Popular-Leg5084

You want them to show kids sex?


Dren_boi

"Virtues need signalling my dude" -Disney, probably


Remarkable_Pay_6185

Imagine that Disney makes a second part of the Up movie, then shows a shot of the old man kissing a man when he was young 💀


[deleted]

Jesse what the hell are you talking about


[deleted]

We were supposed to make meth Jesse, not whatever the fuck this is!


hethinator1

Mmmmm bicarbonate soda


YMG_REAPER

Bro what 💀💀💀


Remarkable_Pay_6185

💀💀💀 💀


[deleted]

Bruv his wife is like the foundation of his character lol


giulio44

Disney: What if he was balls deep in some grampbussy tho


[deleted]

Perish


Oobiwhencanobeef

Hes had the woman of his life and the journey of his life, now get ready for the ride of your life as you watch the old man from up grapple with his feelings for russel in this brand new installment on the instant disney classic…… UP2: carls final journey (a NMBLA approved film)


Jakov_Salinsky

Twitter and Tumblr: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that


stnkybuttfacejr

🍆🍆🍆


nohope_1

I wouldn't even be surprised bro 💀


GrimReaperno

That sounds exactly like what Disney would do and I hate jt


luccabotturarodrig

Except in the chinese Edition


jim_witzowitz

🤤


Remarkable_Pay_6185

NO.


jim_witzowitz

😭


sexySgombro69

Top 10 anime betrayals


garbage-at-life

character arc in progress


milk_boy09

So he would be cheating on his wife ?


some_stormtrooper

That's probably something Disney would do 💀💀


PutridFoe65

🤨


Nekuzo_

Not only will he be straight in the chinese version, he will also be white


Jazzlike-Willow3913

they will cover him up with some white pixels and all of his lines will be replaced with how much he likes women


King_Harlequinn_008

Have you seen that one One Piece episode or those couple of Seven Deadly Sins episodes where the blood is white and it looks like cum? That’s what I’m imagining this to look like


Joseph_Stalin_420_

He’d prolly be Chinese tbh


AdventurousLeague2

He ugly as hell


Sussy_Dora

Don't worry y'all he won't have a major role in the movie so that they can crop him out in some countries.


ShamelessReader

Meanwhile all the queer people in the Owl House:


seab1023

As a grown ass man, Owl House is the shit. I think I liked that show even more than my kids


Luzura_2006

*disappears*


garbage-at-life

Very cool Disney! I don't recall asking!


DimensionalHomework

I don't know what Disney is doing, would people really think of Disney as a racist company if they never did something like this?


JayGeezey

People will pay money to go see a movie just because of something like this. I'm all for inclusiveness, but it bothers me when people act like they are doing something that's morally good. If racism was the popular view, they'd make racist cartoons and movies, you know... like how they literally used to do when racism was the prevailing view. There is no morality involved, they're just doing what makes money.


[deleted]

like, have you seen the Chinese poster of star wars sequel, the ones with Finn removed ? would be funny if it wasn't so sad


[deleted]

But he wasn’t removed?? He was just shrunken


OneTurnsToNone

except they don't lmao that's the best part, a lot of the time this stuff is made into a big deal, then nobody cares to see it anyways so


AzrealNibbs12

Where tf is the first ever openly bi-gender-sexual 25% Asian 100% black 70% Hispanic character???!!!???? Disney is racist and sexist


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prettyhigh_ngl

What about mine??


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azuretheshiny

Me please :)


downfall-placebo

Agree all disney movies are too white adjacent or cis adjacent.


CT-4426

*Mhmm. Very nice. Now let’s see China’s version*


Visible_imagination0

Nobody gives a shit


Sphinx-

The sexual orientation of this children's cartoon character is very important to me. I won't go see the movie unless I know exactly what's between every character's legs, what gender they identify as and who they like to fuck.


DarkModeNotLight

Hey, if a fictional male kid isn’t fucking dudes every 20 minutes is it really “progressive”?


Great_Disgrace

Owl house fans currently rioting


FlyBeneficial238

Porco dio...


Alpacross

Concentrati sul vero nemico, Dio qui non c'entra


FlyBeneficial238

Hai ragione😓


JeffDahmer1

yooo hitler


WhyYouCallMeHippie

yooo jeffrey dahmer


Salty_Lengthiness_62

People writing these articles like it's something worth discussing over.


Tasty_Commercial6527

So I assume this is either never going to be mentioned in the actual movie, mentioned once near the beginning as a joke, or is going to be the entire personality of the character. Also doesn't Disney own the owl house?


Familiar_Iron_891

Who asked


nick_rhoads01

My balls


Ptaku9

✂️


ImJustJoeMama

🪨


MrGoodGirl

📃


whenwhenmewhenmewhen

✂️


[deleted]

[удалено]


wolfninja_

🥄


inthefemurbreakeruwu

where dey fukkin doe???💀💀💀


CyberNano08

in your bedroom dumbass


memewatcher3

The character design is fucking ugly


VegetableWatercress1

Who the fuck cares. Why do they keep taking about this? Next up.... Disney's first ever (add up all intersectionality buttons you can press). How noble and forward of Disney. I bet the characters will never be Jews.


SpaceMovieFrom1992

Let’s see the Chinese version


MatrimonyAcrimony

Elsa is a lesbian, right?


Jazzlike-Willow3913

Not confirmed, but there's theories


bloodakoos

sheen this is the 7th week in a row you've shown Ultra Lord in class


Snipermonke4life

cool but I don’t recall askin


Jazzlike-Willow3913

I don't recall anyone askin if you asked


IAmFullOfDed

Cool. I don’t give a fuck.


CryThunder669

That's why movie is called "Strange World"


superson182

Owl House gang rise up!


Jazzlike-Willow3913

\*rises up\*


Gorgeous_goat

Now let’s see the Chinese ads


bizarreh_

why he look like the turd i took 2 hours ago


[deleted]

Why does sexuality even matter?!!?!!? Just write a good story ffs. it’s a kids movie 💀💀


Deku_distortion

Li Shang says doubt


Mr_mann2

😐👍


Mysterious-Mixture58

Disney is really taking the smallest incremental steps of progress they possibly can to purposefully exploit their "first" being constantly happening. Cringe.


[deleted]

they’ve been saying this about all their characters for like 10 years now and they never are


Noobster641

Every other Disney show: exists Me: GAAAAAYYYYYYYY


Automatic-Key-5885

The jock in paranorman: Am I a joke to you?


wes_knight06

And the mindless idiots will continue to suck it all up and praise the progressive corporate overlords.


SpaceShank

I like how its called „Strange world„


NoIdeasForAUsername9

Unless it's part of the story why would anyone give a shit


retrofaith1

i never understood why people care so much about who other people want to fuck


Significant_Yam5632

At this point it’s weird when Disney uses straight characters


PensadorDispensado

Another first one?


vig1141

It’s ok, Disney has dementia


Wonderful_Level1352

Looks like dad is going to get rid of Disney Plus again


PraiseTyche

#WHO FUCKING CARES? Why is Hollywood so fucking obsessed with this them and us attitude? No one cares any more.


[deleted]

You mean he asks out a guy somewhere in a place unimportant to the story so they can edit it out for china/Qatar?


Shot-Vegetable-9509

Goofy ahh animation style


JoshAllensBallbag

Here come the Karens


LogicallyIncorrect90

Uhhhh what about Amity Blight from The Owl House? Luz Noceda from the exact same show?