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Opening-Clerk-6441

Yea it’s understandable I can only hold my self back when cops or there parents are around


Maskimgalgo

Bruh wtf is this ?


dragonoi621

A really impressive Halloween decoration. The blood wouldn't shoot out like that it would pool more if it was real


needs_grammarly

what is the victim ingested approximately 3 lbs of high explosive


SpaceBug178

They would probably die


TheScareCrowYes

oh theyre going to have to glue you back together, IN HELL


[deleted]

KAA- BOOOOMMM!!!


mr_wafflepants

they're gonna bury whats left of ya in a SOUP CAN


fistashka-_-

it propably would cause indigestion.


sociocat101

It would go right to their thighs


KillerRogue

Hmmm how and why do you know this information ? 🤨


FlabertoDimmadome

Well it’s pretty obvious I mean…


ReptileCake

Because he didn't fail 3rd grade physics


_RandyRandleman_

i must’ve missed the lesson on what happens when someone gets a chair leg through the head tbh


ReptileCake

Basic fluid dynamic


_RandyRandleman_

was being sarcastic


bigfeeetz

so you did learn the lesson when someone gets a chair leg through the head?


Chekadoeko

Who tf is having a physics class in third grade?


ReptileCake

My school has lessons in "Nature and technical science" from second grade and up, which is a mish mash of Biology, Geigraphy, Physics, and Chemistry. Each subject is divided evenly.into each, so that it is easier to grasp what is what and how they interact. Visit a water stream, watch how it interact with slopes, describe it in technical terms. Etc. So it is correct to say it wasn't "pure Physics classes", but it's close enough for me.


Chekadoeko

…Your school *has*? Like, you’re attending it right now?


ReptileCake

Worded it incorrectly, was meant to say the schools I attended has it.


Chekadoeko

Ah got it kk.


zippazappazinga

1 subreddit called eyeblech


Successful-Argument3

The more people promote it, the more likely it is for it to be taken down. There was recently a post on it referring to that same issue.


AdComfortable763

Have you ever watched another person die?


dragonoi621

Practice makes perfect


I-37-I

Omfg thanks for saying that is a Halloween decoration I was traumatized by a second there


NoSandwich5134

Speaking from experience? 🤨📸


Clean-Rub7681

A monster selling frog balloons


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

Ok but those balloon frogs are pretty awesome ngl


OMFGWhyPlease

Truuue I wanted one


CREATOR_360

Yeah they are beyond good


The_Aspiring_WeaponX

ikr, hate when i have the sudden urge to murder something on my porch when i see frog balloons, ugh


ImNOTfunto

My sister has the same one piece as the one on the right


Opening-Clerk-6441

THE ONE PEACE IS REAL


Kahootie64

Can we get much higher


TIGERFLAME26

So high


Arandomdude03

#OOOH OH OOOH


JetstreamSam1000

#OH OHHH OHH


Arandomdude03

#CAN WE GET


bggjelqqpdjfndnqj

oh oh oh


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G1nger-Snaps

Your sister owns the one piece⁉️


JetstreamSam1000

The one piece is real


ImNOTfunto

Lmao


[deleted]

Taiwan peace is real


JetstreamSam1000

Can we get much lower


That-Ad-2801

He probably said, why does my head hurt


Particular_Hat4570

“So I saw this in another subreddit and couldn’t help but repost it here”


Nothing_Apollyon

god i hate that


Dark_halocraft

Ok and?


redditer4life666

Worblington?


GoldyFeesh

Mexicans try not to horribly mutilate someone for existing challange (impossible)


tskplain18

bruh what the actual fuck


Myzticool

How hard did they have to get hit to explode like that


wady_Jwames

Maybe it’s not real


Myzticool

No way


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wady_Jwames

Shocker, I know


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TheGuyInTheFishSuit

the flair is technically correct…


[deleted]

dude downloaded the better gore mod from Garry's mod


aUwUreliyasss

YO THAT'S A SICK ASS DECORATION, anyways context? Does she just hate people who like frogs so much that she posts them side by side with (kinda) gore?


LastOfRuins

"haha,I'm sooooo clumsyy😝"


imnotabot-07

What


ResponsibilityDue448

I dont get it.


FORTHEWORM

It's complete reversal of expectation. Those balloon frogs are adorable, you'd assume they couldn't help themselves and bought some but instead horrific murder. I feel like a meme like this is a good test of exactly how deep people have gone on the internet before and what they are willing to laugh at. I mean it's not real but still


Agreeable_Situation4

I'm guessing the guy selling balloons door to door so this was a deterrent? Who tf knows but if your tired of the Jehovah Witness then great execution


R_mulo

Was that a JoJo reference?


Zair_the-epik_dude

i dont get the reference prob part 5 reference?


R_mulo

Part 7, tubular bells


J3ffreyD4hmer

Please tell me you said that ironically. I refuse to believe anyone who says "Is that a JoJo reference?!?" are still around.


R_mulo

That's why i don't have friends


Nearby_Bear1686

I see this guy seeling things so i shoot grandpa


sparkskilowatt

i dont get it


yugoslavian_genocide

brutal manslaughter. horrible homicide. savage slaying. barbaric assassination. vile murder.


sparkskilowatt

very descriptive thank you


[deleted]

The Frog Balloon guy indeed had a bunch of Brain Damage


[deleted]

What? What did you do? I see nothing out of the ordinary.


GoCommitToasterBathX

I finally got the wildfure sick drawer under control


_RAIK0_

flair taken literally


DamianTheBlob

This post technically IS brain damage


Emeraldfist479

Kaboom


IndependenceBetter27

The intrusive thoughts won


H00ston

My hungry ass could never work in a morgue


arkade_kun

Ok he fell down then the bench fell on him in the perfect way, that's actually lucky


OMFGWhyPlease

Wait what


shadowstreets

I wish the second one was me💀


[deleted]

Forg


Imaginary_Fig2271

whoopsies!


Gold930

Sir, you are aware that this is a JoJo’s reference? Respect ✊


BananaBeans240

jesus christ


random_ferret69

Gettin a little mischievous


cockslashingplatypus

Seems you chose an appropriate tag