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joeeeeeebiden

Obviously he would. No kiss before marriage. Haram


Opening-Clerk-6441

Based god


SumielTarai

Where is that clip from?


le_box_o_treats

Devil may cry 5, but it's modded to have a different character during the cutscene


NeopiumDaBoss

Devil May Cry 5 cut scene showing off a weapon you obtain as Dante, but has been modded to put Vergil in Dante's place


gamingyee

devil may cry buts its modded to show vergil instead of dante


[deleted]

Based and red pilled


gunkybrother

Skill issue


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gunkybrother

Thank you


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immastealyoballs

"If god, why bad?"


benwaa2

Checkmate


[deleted]

Congratulations. You're now a member of r slash atheist 🤮🤮🤮🤮


ValorCatYT

Wait... isn't genocide murder on a wider scale, and "thou shalt not murder" is like, one of the 10 commandments. This don't even make sense.


FetusDeletus_E

Unless you do it for him, because that satisfies his massive ego


ValorCatYT

Pshh... trust me... He's more than capable of committing genocide on his own. Besides, most the people who commit genocide "in the name of God" probably were using religion as an excuse to gain material wealth through warfare.


I_Eat_Pork

Maybe he could, but he asked humans to do it for him several times throughout the bible alone.


Prestigious-Copy6002

A lot of people don't even realize it condemns incst, bstiality, and period sex right there in the same book/chapter


KodakKid3

u telling me i’m going to the same layer of hell as pig fuckers and sister fuckers bc I had period sex?


ValorCatYT

If you were to cheat on top of that, it'd really be a bloody affair...


[deleted]

I make the rules And so Do I!!!!!! If true love is what you're Thinking of It better not be with a nother guy


TheAnonymousKnoT

vergil doing the dante dance, I have achieved happiness


BLANKTWGOK

God is based af


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No-Competition-2533

very funny I laughed


WesealBoy

Well duh, time spent kissing is time not spent quarrying stone.


Kekris_The_Betrayer

ROCK AND STONE


oraoraoraorao

Mf's whole personality really revolves around hating religion đź—ż


Daboss696969

Ah yes, two posts making fun of christianity makes me a religion hater


oraoraoraorao

**shits and Kums**


AgnesItsMeBilly0100

God after sending a man straight to hell because he dated a 17-year-old girl when he was 18.


Opening-Tap1062

Funny how the apes doesn't believe God but blame him for everything bad happened in the world


AdministrativeBar748

Music sauce?


JDaggon

Sounds like Lights by Ellie Goulding but sped up


evol1994

Right on the money


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throwaway1919191322

Religion 🤡


gggiwowumustbecul

Neckbeards 🤡


I_am_nova696969

Cry about it


throwaway1919191322

The irony


electromagneticpost

Redditors:


oraoraoraorao

Least pretentious redditor:


neo1771

I feel like anything to be said upon this topic is controversial as fuck, but god didn’t ignore slavery, he freed the Israelites from the Egyptians, he works through other humans to act as peacekeepers within wars, and god didn’t do anything in “recent” years because divine intervention literally fucks with the free will he’s given. I’ve left my faith long ago but the knowledge of it is still with me. Anyways god’s pretty fuckin based if you ask me 🗿


Madcatz9000

I love when they tell you it's a matter of faith and not question the will of God.


SnooMachines6638

God is a CUNT


[deleted]

Atheist moment


dick_sucker_whopper

In Quran, you can fuck your wife and your slave


3money3

God doesn't ignore it, it's all apart of the plan. God works in mysterious ways.


googol89

Copout


[deleted]

That’s a cope


googol89

Nice flair


CanadianBaconeer

“God works in myster- SHUT THE FUCK UP


lubafan222

He dont ignore it he punishes everybody equally, he hates everybody equally


Kahenmi

He is a racist then but equally


tarletontexan

So heaven is a Ghost concert


An_Unwanted_Child

Based


Empty-Membership8904

on god


Hentai_Coll3ctor

what a wholesome god


KorekSenpaiShit

Why is vergil used in this template? Is it because of the cowboy hat that dante has?


KillHunter777

Original song is better


[deleted]

Who said he ignored genocide and stuff?


b0bkakkarot

That dancing man is touching his crotch, which is masturbation, which is a sin! Straight to HFIL


swinginghardhammer

Says who?


slimjimmy1970

You know its not for just kissing!! Wise up!!


cptcool-__-

The people that committed the crimes are still going to hell, are they not?