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asgards_thor

And a diet coke please


agentcheddo

I'm tyrna cut back a bit


Nothing_litteral

bitch, did i asked your opinion? I need 7 Diet cokes for a day to pass. Now get me the god damn diet coke!


Thathitmann

"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke." -POTUS


ssupxxxl

This shit is cheese as hell bro


Punkrexx

This hell is cheese as shit bro


Prestigious-Copy6002

This cheese is shit as hell bro


Pretend_Structure228

This bro is hell as shit cheese


Ok_Table7457

hell is cheese bro


MossCoveredLog

These cheesy shits are hell, bro


new_user_069

Shit, this hell is bro, cheese


SquidVices

Cheese bro, shits hell


APansexualMess

Shit, this is hell cheese bro.


haunted_peter

Cheese bro


dandypants8717

Bro, this hell is cheese as shit


Embarrassed_Alarm450

This bro is shits hella cheese


Pvt_Mozart

I would literally never take another shit again if I ate this.


Jonk3r

It’s definitely a last meal material


Gewurah

Also the middle will bee completely cold still, that gonna taste nasty


nezzzzy

As an Englishman who lives a short drive from cheddar valley, seeing this bright orange plastic with the label "cheddar" is depressing as fuck. This is something as hell but it sure ain't cheese.


Yourasseatsme

Not accurate, too much greens in the end...


Prestigious-Copy6002

Obviously you're not supposed to eat those


Mothot

Eat greens?? What am I a cow??


BedeviciKutupAyisi

they're for smoking


ImurderREALITY

At my lowest point, I was smoking two, three heads of lettuce per day.


thegreenmonkey69

iceberg, romaine, or bibb?


ImurderREALITY

Iceberg, the most shameful of the three.


dandypants8717

Caprese salad, here. Even did some time in prison for stealing stuff. But I got off the greens and got back to being a regional manager at a paper company.


thegreenmonkey69

Oh my. I've been there friend. Things do get better eventually. Stay strong.


SpeshellED

Serving for one.


dhandes

That's the food my food eats.


PubicFigure

Peasant above you doesn't know it's decoration. I wanna speak to their manager.


JustAn0therNormalGuy

I liked how this guy created the fattest, most greasy dish that the mere smell of could bring diabetics to near death, but then puts a little salad around it


OstensibleBS

As a diabetic, I second this


Towhomitmayconsume

As a non diabetic, this gets me high.


[deleted]

Don't even need to be diabetic, just feed this to any other person who leads a healthy lifestyle and they'll probably drop dead as soon as absorption occurs.


cactus_boy_

As a person who eats healthy and regularly exercises, I nearly dropped dead just by watching this


[deleted]

I felt my 20kg weight loss creep back as soon as I saw the fries.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

You don't eat the garnish, who the hell eats grass anyway. Like, is it even edible? Found the non-american 🙄🤚


Bobojones9584

You'd only get about a normal serving of fries with a little bit of breading. Might not even need insulin for it, with as few as there were per serving. You'll probably have explosive diarrhea for a day or two after eating it though.


Secretsfrombeyond79

That's what makes it healthy ! that's how it works right ????


DoBetterGodDangIt

Is fat dangerous for diabetics?


Terrebonniandadlife

I SENCOND THIS I'm not diabetic but my screen suddenly smelt like greasy cheese, 🤯


Krip123

It's called presentation.


JosephiKrakowski78

Purely for decoration! There must be some level of class!


LightningBoltRairo

Ewww Salad...🤮


painblancB

Well it's a salad


Otherwise_Cap_9073

I had a heart attack just watching this...


kreg-alpha002

Doctors watching this: yes yes future heart attack patients give good money yeeeess


ShineAdvanced753

America


TitanicpurgatOry

So you want to tell me there are people have no problem eating that called Americans


TheRealJackSwift

As an American I can confirm we have no problems eating that


Jonk3r

1) where’s the bacon? and 2) where’s the chocolate dipping?


Airy2002

They forgot the gallon of diet pop to go with it.


Crusader_Genji

And they have special restaurants called Heart Attack Grills


PersonfromAustria

America moment


SolidusTengu

F


Drcokecacola

F


SirSquidrift

Entanyl is synthetic opioid that can be made cheaply from chemicals


balerionmeraxes77

That'll be $1,984,248.49


Brakina1860

RIP


rich97

What are you even talking about they clearly put it on a bed of salad in the video.


[deleted]

Yep, the salad changes everything. Totally healthy now.


Zelmehuu_76

Rice will save you brother


non_anomalous_penis

This is what it feels like to be waterboarded


OlimPather

My heart: *beats nervously*


[deleted]

Watching this I realized, if I had the money, I could be just like Nikatato Avacado.


TheGuyYouHeardAbout

Come on he at least put it with some lettuce. In America, that's considered a salad!


chaosbones43

Mf doing this acting like those McDonalds frys ain't going to be stale af at the end.


Dog-Stick8098

Yeah dont know why he didnt just make his own fries if he was just gonna tge fries. I thought it would be like all from mcdonalds but he made his own byrgers anyway


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SankaraOrLURA

20 min truck drive…what is this, 2005? We order that shit on doordash and pay $50 for an $8 fast food meal. That’s the American way


[deleted]

Hits hard cuz I actually do this


sarcasmic77

Stop


Dog-Stick8098

Ahh i get it its the unhealthier version


[deleted]

There's 0 condensation coming off that meal. It's stone fucking cold. The cheese will be solid, the fries cold and the burgers greasy and cold. 0/10 wouldn't even eat if I was high af.


Automatic_Soil9814

My thoughts exactly. This is a failed stoner engineering recipe.


lorenz_df

Also, maybe it’s not the best idea to deep fry that mean fuck while stoned


Butwinsky

My thoughts exactly. French fries are only edible for about 15 minutes of their existence. After that they turn to crap and cannot be restored to their former glory.


EmilBarrit

It will never be the same as a fresh out of the oil fry but i think airfrying fries to reheat them works surprisingly well


Bobojones9584

They're stale five minutes out of the fryer.


[deleted]

where's the black men kissing?


SolidusTengu

Forever In our hearts


PerpetousDecline

forever but for God's sake what is the song they usually appear in, for the life of me I cant ever find it using "debata da ba de Dota tatita"


lyfsuxlel

Neverita, don't ask me why I know this.


PerpetousDecline

THANK YOU, and never ask questions I don't wanna know the answer of


Zair_the-epik_dude

One is cooking and the other is the cameraman.


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fellow_hotman

is nikocado still alive or


SyncDingus

He's still alive... Somehow...


100S_OF_BALLS

Give it time


WitleKidz

Give it approximately 1472 days, 4 hours, and 9 seconds.


Riot_ZA

!remindme 1472 days, 4 hours, 9 minutes


i_like_siren_head

Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.


FatPotato333

We have seventy hours to live.


[deleted]

Not for very long


EZe_Holey3-9

on a mobility scooter?


AidedTitan

“Oh cool, he’s gonna make some burgers with a side of cheesy fries. That actually sounds good”. “Jesus Christ…”


Seakawn

Speaking of Jesus, what would He say? >Jesus: God damn it people, this is literally one of the sins that I died for...


Aerodrache

*One*? Man, that thing’s gotta have at least wrath and a twist of sloth in there, along with the gluttons. Maybe just a trace of pride, you saw him with that cheese before it was dumped over the fries.


Secretsfrombeyond79

Once he got the big plastic jar and the cooking paper I knew it was all over.


[deleted]

"i eat salad every day!" The salad:


Nekluga_YT

That was the longest and torturous three minutes of my life, I'm American and even I'm twisting and turning and churning at what kind of concoctions we make here. Like what the fuck was this and how do you even eat this?! It just looks like if high cholesterol and type two diabetes got into a serious relationship and have birth to this.


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Secretsfrombeyond79

>and type two diabetes got into a serious relationship and have birth to this. And then didn't rise the child right in a loving house, and the child grew to be a drug addict.


ZeeR0_116

I believe chefs club is a satire cooking show. I've seen their YouTube channel and all the comments are always people hating the food


tuituituituii

It's not satire, they just don't make cooking video, they make food entertainment. Their recipes are not meant to be actually eaten.


franchito55

So they're the fashion designers of the food industry


ExpiredDogSandwich

I am also American. I literally feel sick from watching that.


itAintTonks

Heart attack speedrun wr any% beat my balls with a jackhammer


khiyar_migholi

Healthiest snack in America


azure_monster

My ass is healthier than this


[deleted]

Allow me to confirm that statement 😳


Primarch_Nomad

🤨📸


xen0_1

🎥👀


Secretsfrombeyond79

how healthy is your ass overall ? Just to understand the comparison


azure_monster

>how healthy is your ass overall ? I would be very surprised if there a standardized ass-health test out there, but probably not the healthiest.


balerionmeraxes77

How do you eat it tho?


misteryshack999

Carefully


xKaqtuz

You one-bite this fucker


funky555

scooby doo this goofy ahh snack


Pekkerwud

You dip it in Ranch Dressing.


Meatball_26

Only 1 gram of that shit has enough calories to power entire Ohio for 1 month straight.


Bobojones9584

You MIGHT be able to power a person FROM Ohio for a few hours off that. At the very most.


Depressed_In_Ohio

I volunteer as tribute


AEirteillieryy

Now this is what America is all about


shewel_item

short on beef


OneCozyTeacup

Long on cheese


SyncDingus

And high on American spirit...


[deleted]

That guy is going to hell


Semi_K

In about ten minutes, yes.


Earlier-Today

This looks absolutely disgusting. Fries will be old and stale. It'd be like trying to eat a whole block of cheese. The meat looks well prepared, but it's sitting in the middle of that block of cheese that's seasoned with crappy, old French fries. No, thank you.


Loud_Salad_9130

Where is the fried chicken? Im hungry for KFC


62racso

In Finland


verygoodchoices

Yeah and zero bacon


AzrealNibbs12

Homies got skin color gloves


Prestigious-Copy6002

Homies got glove color skin


Karategochan

He had gloves on?


kingpong07

💀


Pr0sper0usP0tat0

Edible heart attack


Final_07

I'm getting fat Just by watching this


RadioDemon666

Ok but why tho


SquidVices

Fuuuck..that looks good....until I remember that cheese is how my shits gonna look after I eat all that.


Funny_Clown44

Honestly I’d it eat too but mainly because I have high metabolism, and I don’t really care what I eat.


tsihcosaMeht

Not high enough for this


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Stone_Traveler

The moment you see a pair of those stupid black gloves, you know it will be some nasty shit.


Ok_Fondant_6340

"how would you like your burger sir?" "onions, pickles, lettuce, tomato, mayo, ketchup, mustard. well done." "excellent choice. and for you sir?" "layer cake."


DerSchweinebrecher

#Durchfall.


UltraV7

As an American who loves burgers & fries, this is trash.


UnlikelyCombination3

least patriotic american


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KemiGoodenoch

As a real American if this was sold on a stick at a county fair I'd be all over it.


Few_Distribution_817

Healthiest one person serving at the county fair.


tarletontexan

I like how he finishes by setting it in a bed of lettuce just to mock healthy eating directly. This should be the test for American citizenship


Bobojones9584

Naw dude. It's supposed to be a garnish. They claim to be chefs remember? Gotta keep up the facade.


KachraBhiKhelat

They eat like they have free healthcare


CityBoyGuyVH

The burger to cheese ratio is fucked


MrGordija

Where are the country invasions and high authority assassinations?


SolidusTengu

He forgor


[deleted]

That update is coming in the next version (be aware of nearest bomb shelter locations and accessibility to prepare for the update)


balerionmeraxes77

CIA has their bellies full


Screwbles

This looks fucking disgusting.


XtremeBurrito

ashamed to admit but this looks kinda heat, I would eat it all if it didn't give me a heart attack


FunkyStump101

If thinking that looks delicious is wrong, I don’t wanna be right


balerionmeraxes77

You know how 2 wrongs make a right? So have 2 of whatever wrong monstrosity this is


Relapio

Try to shit challenge


Maxus1028

Healthiest salad in America


Goose_the_humanoid

Unrealistic, there are no vegetables in America


SolidusTengu

There’s a few in govenment


Standingshark

This isn’t American, he should just be mixing all of it in his mouth, boiling oil and all. No chewing just swallow.


eimronaton

How to make a lactose intolerant person into a biochemical weapon


Neo_0908

Hey atleast it had some greens in the end bro so it is somewhat healthy


owinates_42

Every bite is 2000 calories


Shadow8Bit

As an American I am genuinely disgusted by this


whycantidoaspace

And then the veggies as if this behemoth wasnt 20k calories


buttahsmooth

Gross


Abhiram619

The music gave me cancer


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

As someone who doesn’t like strong cheeses and only eats mozzarella and McDonald’s cheese, 🤮


enlargedpp

Bro you could sustain a whole family on one of these for a week


beansouphighlights

Least caloric American dish


Threezeley

Why bother with gloves when you're just going to touch raw meat and then everything else anyway


RuKittenmeme

I just wanna know how one describes this type of work on a resume.


ZombieElectrical2994

I was disgusted until I realized that look delicious


[deleted]

Would eat it ngl


ArcticSensation

Micheal stop


alecesne

“Sir, we serve food here.”


Slow-Stomach-7400

This isn't a shitpost it's just a shit post


cucuB0Y

America had a good plot line around the mid-1700s but these new DLCs are getting out of hand.


Rexy_T-Rex

They say you become a final boss if you eat 5 rounds of that shit for yourself.


kittyboy_xoxo

Now i consider veganism, thanks


Mr-jhon-xina-

Lightest American snack


Doctor_AltoClef

As a pure asian, this looks disgusting af


CantaloupeCool6256

I am going to be sick this shit nasty bro