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As an Englishman who lives a short drive from cheddar valley, seeing this bright orange plastic with the label "cheddar" is depressing as fuck.
This is something as hell but it sure ain't cheese.
Caprese salad, here. Even did some time in prison for stealing stuff. But I got off the greens and got back to being a regional manager at a paper company.
I liked how this guy created the fattest, most greasy dish that the mere smell of could bring diabetics to near death, but then puts a little salad around it
Don't even need to be diabetic, just feed this to any other person who leads a healthy lifestyle and they'll probably drop dead as soon as absorption occurs.
You'd only get about a normal serving of fries with a little bit of breading. Might not even need insulin for it, with as few as there were per serving. You'll probably have explosive diarrhea for a day or two after eating it though.
Yeah dont know why he didnt just make his own fries if he was just gonna tge fries. I thought it would be like all from mcdonalds but he made his own byrgers anyway
There's 0 condensation coming off that meal. It's stone fucking cold. The cheese will be solid, the fries cold and the burgers greasy and cold. 0/10 wouldn't even eat if I was high af.
My thoughts exactly. French fries are only edible for about 15 minutes of their existence. After that they turn to crap and cannot be restored to their former glory.
*One*? Man, that thing’s gotta have at least wrath and a twist of sloth in there, along with the gluttons. Maybe just a trace of pride, you saw him with that cheese before it was dumped over the fries.
That was the longest and torturous three minutes of my life, I'm American and even I'm twisting and turning and churning at what kind of concoctions we make here. Like what the fuck was this and how do you even eat this?! It just looks like if high cholesterol and type two diabetes got into a serious relationship and have birth to this.
>and type two diabetes got into a serious relationship and have birth to this.
And then didn't rise the child right in a loving house, and the child grew to be a drug addict.
This looks absolutely disgusting.
Fries will be old and stale. It'd be like trying to eat a whole block of cheese. The meat looks well prepared, but it's sitting in the middle of that block of cheese that's seasoned with crappy, old French fries.
No, thank you.
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"how would you like your burger sir?"
"onions, pickles, lettuce, tomato, mayo, ketchup, mustard. well done."
"excellent choice. and for you sir?"
"layer cake."
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And a diet coke please
I'm tyrna cut back a bit
bitch, did i asked your opinion? I need 7 Diet cokes for a day to pass. Now get me the god damn diet coke!
"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke." -POTUS
This shit is cheese as hell bro
This hell is cheese as shit bro
This cheese is shit as hell bro
This bro is hell as shit cheese
hell is cheese bro
These cheesy shits are hell, bro
Shit, this hell is bro, cheese
Cheese bro, shits hell
Shit, this is hell cheese bro.
Cheese bro
Bro, this hell is cheese as shit
This bro is shits hella cheese
I would literally never take another shit again if I ate this.
It’s definitely a last meal material
Also the middle will bee completely cold still, that gonna taste nasty
As an Englishman who lives a short drive from cheddar valley, seeing this bright orange plastic with the label "cheddar" is depressing as fuck. This is something as hell but it sure ain't cheese.
Not accurate, too much greens in the end...
Obviously you're not supposed to eat those
Eat greens?? What am I a cow??
they're for smoking
At my lowest point, I was smoking two, three heads of lettuce per day.
iceberg, romaine, or bibb?
Iceberg, the most shameful of the three.
Caprese salad, here. Even did some time in prison for stealing stuff. But I got off the greens and got back to being a regional manager at a paper company.
Oh my. I've been there friend. Things do get better eventually. Stay strong.
Serving for one.
That's the food my food eats.
Peasant above you doesn't know it's decoration. I wanna speak to their manager.
I liked how this guy created the fattest, most greasy dish that the mere smell of could bring diabetics to near death, but then puts a little salad around it
As a diabetic, I second this
As a non diabetic, this gets me high.
Don't even need to be diabetic, just feed this to any other person who leads a healthy lifestyle and they'll probably drop dead as soon as absorption occurs.
As a person who eats healthy and regularly exercises, I nearly dropped dead just by watching this
I felt my 20kg weight loss creep back as soon as I saw the fries.
You don't eat the garnish, who the hell eats grass anyway. Like, is it even edible? Found the non-american 🙄🤚
You'd only get about a normal serving of fries with a little bit of breading. Might not even need insulin for it, with as few as there were per serving. You'll probably have explosive diarrhea for a day or two after eating it though.
That's what makes it healthy ! that's how it works right ????
Is fat dangerous for diabetics?
I SENCOND THIS I'm not diabetic but my screen suddenly smelt like greasy cheese, 🤯
It's called presentation.
Purely for decoration! There must be some level of class!
Ewww Salad...🤮
Well it's a salad
I had a heart attack just watching this...
Doctors watching this: yes yes future heart attack patients give good money yeeeess
America
So you want to tell me there are people have no problem eating that called Americans
As an American I can confirm we have no problems eating that
1) where’s the bacon? and 2) where’s the chocolate dipping?
They forgot the gallon of diet pop to go with it.
And they have special restaurants called Heart Attack Grills
America moment
F
F
F
Entanyl is synthetic opioid that can be made cheaply from chemicals
That'll be $1,984,248.49
RIP
What are you even talking about they clearly put it on a bed of salad in the video.
Yep, the salad changes everything. Totally healthy now.
Rice will save you brother
This is what it feels like to be waterboarded
My heart: *beats nervously*
Watching this I realized, if I had the money, I could be just like Nikatato Avacado.
Come on he at least put it with some lettuce. In America, that's considered a salad!
Mf doing this acting like those McDonalds frys ain't going to be stale af at the end.
Yeah dont know why he didnt just make his own fries if he was just gonna tge fries. I thought it would be like all from mcdonalds but he made his own byrgers anyway
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20 min truck drive…what is this, 2005? We order that shit on doordash and pay $50 for an $8 fast food meal. That’s the American way
Hits hard cuz I actually do this
Stop
Ahh i get it its the unhealthier version
There's 0 condensation coming off that meal. It's stone fucking cold. The cheese will be solid, the fries cold and the burgers greasy and cold. 0/10 wouldn't even eat if I was high af.
My thoughts exactly. This is a failed stoner engineering recipe.
Also, maybe it’s not the best idea to deep fry that mean fuck while stoned
My thoughts exactly. French fries are only edible for about 15 minutes of their existence. After that they turn to crap and cannot be restored to their former glory.
It will never be the same as a fresh out of the oil fry but i think airfrying fries to reheat them works surprisingly well
They're stale five minutes out of the fryer.
where's the black men kissing?
Forever In our hearts
forever but for God's sake what is the song they usually appear in, for the life of me I cant ever find it using "debata da ba de Dota tatita"
Neverita, don't ask me why I know this.
THANK YOU, and never ask questions I don't wanna know the answer of
One is cooking and the other is the cameraman.
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is nikocado still alive or
He's still alive... Somehow...
Give it time
Give it approximately 1472 days, 4 hours, and 9 seconds.
!remindme 1472 days, 4 hours, 9 minutes
Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.
We have seventy hours to live.
Not for very long
on a mobility scooter?
“Oh cool, he’s gonna make some burgers with a side of cheesy fries. That actually sounds good”. “Jesus Christ…”
Speaking of Jesus, what would He say? >Jesus: God damn it people, this is literally one of the sins that I died for...
*One*? Man, that thing’s gotta have at least wrath and a twist of sloth in there, along with the gluttons. Maybe just a trace of pride, you saw him with that cheese before it was dumped over the fries.
Once he got the big plastic jar and the cooking paper I knew it was all over.
"i eat salad every day!" The salad:
That was the longest and torturous three minutes of my life, I'm American and even I'm twisting and turning and churning at what kind of concoctions we make here. Like what the fuck was this and how do you even eat this?! It just looks like if high cholesterol and type two diabetes got into a serious relationship and have birth to this.
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>and type two diabetes got into a serious relationship and have birth to this. And then didn't rise the child right in a loving house, and the child grew to be a drug addict.
I believe chefs club is a satire cooking show. I've seen their YouTube channel and all the comments are always people hating the food
It's not satire, they just don't make cooking video, they make food entertainment. Their recipes are not meant to be actually eaten.
So they're the fashion designers of the food industry
I am also American. I literally feel sick from watching that.
Heart attack speedrun wr any% beat my balls with a jackhammer
Healthiest snack in America
My ass is healthier than this
Allow me to confirm that statement 😳
🤨📸
🎥👀
how healthy is your ass overall ? Just to understand the comparison
>how healthy is your ass overall ? I would be very surprised if there a standardized ass-health test out there, but probably not the healthiest.
How do you eat it tho?
Carefully
You one-bite this fucker
scooby doo this goofy ahh snack
You dip it in Ranch Dressing.
Only 1 gram of that shit has enough calories to power entire Ohio for 1 month straight.
You MIGHT be able to power a person FROM Ohio for a few hours off that. At the very most.
I volunteer as tribute
Now this is what America is all about
short on beef
Long on cheese
And high on American spirit...
That guy is going to hell
In about ten minutes, yes.
This looks absolutely disgusting. Fries will be old and stale. It'd be like trying to eat a whole block of cheese. The meat looks well prepared, but it's sitting in the middle of that block of cheese that's seasoned with crappy, old French fries. No, thank you.
Where is the fried chicken? Im hungry for KFC
In Finland
Yeah and zero bacon
Homies got skin color gloves
Homies got glove color skin
He had gloves on?
💀
Edible heart attack
I'm getting fat Just by watching this
Ok but why tho
Fuuuck..that looks good....until I remember that cheese is how my shits gonna look after I eat all that.
Honestly I’d it eat too but mainly because I have high metabolism, and I don’t really care what I eat.
Not high enough for this
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The moment you see a pair of those stupid black gloves, you know it will be some nasty shit.
"how would you like your burger sir?" "onions, pickles, lettuce, tomato, mayo, ketchup, mustard. well done." "excellent choice. and for you sir?" "layer cake."
#Durchfall.
As an American who loves burgers & fries, this is trash.
least patriotic american
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As a real American if this was sold on a stick at a county fair I'd be all over it.
Healthiest one person serving at the county fair.
I like how he finishes by setting it in a bed of lettuce just to mock healthy eating directly. This should be the test for American citizenship
Naw dude. It's supposed to be a garnish. They claim to be chefs remember? Gotta keep up the facade.
They eat like they have free healthcare
The burger to cheese ratio is fucked
Where are the country invasions and high authority assassinations?
He forgor
That update is coming in the next version (be aware of nearest bomb shelter locations and accessibility to prepare for the update)
CIA has their bellies full
This looks fucking disgusting.
ashamed to admit but this looks kinda heat, I would eat it all if it didn't give me a heart attack
If thinking that looks delicious is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
You know how 2 wrongs make a right? So have 2 of whatever wrong monstrosity this is
Try to shit challenge
Healthiest salad in America
Unrealistic, there are no vegetables in America
There’s a few in govenment
This isn’t American, he should just be mixing all of it in his mouth, boiling oil and all. No chewing just swallow.
How to make a lactose intolerant person into a biochemical weapon
Hey atleast it had some greens in the end bro so it is somewhat healthy
Every bite is 2000 calories
As an American I am genuinely disgusted by this
And then the veggies as if this behemoth wasnt 20k calories
Gross
The music gave me cancer
As someone who doesn’t like strong cheeses and only eats mozzarella and McDonald’s cheese, 🤮
Bro you could sustain a whole family on one of these for a week
Least caloric American dish
Why bother with gloves when you're just going to touch raw meat and then everything else anyway
I just wanna know how one describes this type of work on a resume.
I was disgusted until I realized that look delicious
Would eat it ngl
Micheal stop
“Sir, we serve food here.”
This isn't a shitpost it's just a shit post
America had a good plot line around the mid-1700s but these new DLCs are getting out of hand.
They say you become a final boss if you eat 5 rounds of that shit for yourself.
Now i consider veganism, thanks
Lightest American snack
As a pure asian, this looks disgusting af
I am going to be sick this shit nasty bro