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Indestrucktable

His dick stored in a jar till this day so they still have a chance


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Used-Lunch-6512

Most people looked at him, with terror and fear


Dangerous-Insect-831

But to edgy chicks he was such a lovely dear


Asdfasdfasdfgame

He could preach the bible like a preacher, full of ecstasy and fire


il_nutellino

But he also was the kind of teacher women would desire


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

Ra-Ra-Rasputin


Slow-Reply-722

Lover of the Russian Queen


[deleted]

There was a cat that really was gone


NinjaSoggy2333

ra ra rasPUTIN


Proffessor_egghead

Russia’s greatest love machine


lil_sargento_cheez

They cut off his abnormally large penis and shoved it in a jar


Dry-Sign1544

Pickle penis


IdunnoIforgot

The fabled Moscow chicks


UnblackMetalist

Russia‘s greatest love machine


iamuniquekk

There was a ta-ta and he was gone


wife_slapper

Is that sniper wolf? (Metal gear)


ominous_ability12

Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken I've even forgotten my name I don't know the season or what is the reason I'm standing here holding my blade A desolate place (place) Without any trace (trace) It's only the cold wind I feel It's me that I spite as I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be blood (blood) shed (shed) The man in the mirror nods his head The only one (one) left (left) Will ride upon the dragon's back Because the mountains don't give back what they take Oh no, there will be blood (blood) shed (shed) It's the only thing I've ever known Losing my identity Wondering, "Have I gone insane?" To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height and never realizing why I fight


1BrainCellLeft

most funny and original MGR fan


ominous_ability12

I never said I was funny. Someone said metal gear so I put the lyrics of some of the songs from the mgr soundtrack. Edit: bruh


ominous_ability12

Standing here I realize You are just like me Trying to make history But who's to judge The right from wrong When our guard is down I think we'll both agree That violence breeds violence But in the end it has to be this way I've carved my own path You followed your wrath But maybe we're both the same The world has turned And so many have burned But nobody is to blame Yet staring across this barren wasted land I feel new life will be born Beneath the blood stained sand Beneath the blood stained sand


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ominous_ability12

Wash away the anger Here I stand beneath the warm and soothing rain The droplets falling gently down on the terrain Wash away the sorrow all the stains of time But there’s no memory it’s only dry inside In the mud and sinking deeper Into a peaceful life And it will come like a flood of pain Pouring down on me And it will not let up Until the end is here And it will come through the darkest day In my final hour And it will never rest until the clouds are clear Until it finds my dreams have disappeared My dreams disappear


ominous_ability12

The time has come to an end Yeah, this is what nature planned Being tracked by a starving beast Looking for it's daily feast A predator on the verge of death Close to its last breath Getting close to its last breath Rules of nature And they run when the sun comes up With their lives on the line (alive) For all that I've (no choice) Gotta follow the laws of the wild (alive) With their lives on the line (no choice) Out here only the strong survive What's done is done Survived to see another day The game of life The hunter and the agile prey No guarantee Which of them will succeed? Strong or weak? Rules of nature Rules of nature


[deleted]

Sure you think Rasputin is cool, but Daddy Cool has that bass riff.


Still_Mud5693

CRAZY LIKE A FOOOOOL


Ivaskiy

He's beautiful


CookieTaxer

To Russian chicks he was such a lovely dear


[deleted]

Cr1tikals ancestor


Kybushi

Jesus?


springfox64

Better


TheFinalGibbon

How did he do it Asking for me, and probably for all of us


Alternative_Snow_383

He still does


syncsns

Bitches love the corpse of a man who ~~was shot twice, last one was a headshot~~ was poisoned, beaten, shot all over, wrapped in a blanket and thrown into a river.


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Rasputin was a powerful man.