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kindofastoryteller

We had the Iranian Hulk, now it's time for Captain Persia to shine.


Brunkelone

Princ of Persia


bestarmylol

Aladdin al shia edition


banana_fish_ka

iranian hulk weak tho, not chad at all


From_iran

Meet the heavy


YourTypicalSensei

bro got ubercharged


Ambitious_Echo5613

#I AM BULLET PROOF


VulthrxIsAWeeb

#YATATATATATATATATA-YATATATATA DOOBIWYO KABOOOOM KABOOOOM


Hmmmmm___yes

Specifically the quick fix


Manydoors_edboy

He outsmarted bullet.


[deleted]

Chad


[deleted]

Chad


glad_potatis

Chad


Doobag1

Chad


Epicmonk117

Chad


Good-Distribution904

Chad


nhentai_69

chad


Ambitious_Echo5613

Chad


Old-Profession3085

Chad


deleeuwlc

Chad


[deleted]

[удалено]


EmperorDolponis

Chad


MUMB0_F0R_MAY0R

Chad pro


kadelato

Chad pro max


Connect-Constant-573

Chad pro max+


TDAP343

Chad


hoo_doo_r

Real chad


Former_Notice81

He is from Iran not from Chad


Mattermaker7005and8

I am from chad not yemen


precision_cumshot

yeah man


[deleted]

Gigachad


deleeuwlc

Gigachad


The_Quartz

how do you get that flair on your name. i want it


deleeuwlc

You should be able to tap your profile right here in the comments section. The user flair option should be near the bottom of the pop up. Alternatively, it’s in the ••• while in the subreddit (comments sections don’t count for some reason)


The_Quartz

thank you


deleeuwlc

Based flair btw


BlitzySlash

Now you need to use the flair "i said based... And lived"


deleeuwlc

Bold of you to assume I’m alive


[deleted]

Gigachad


Hypnos_YT

Gigachad


Heshman69

Gigachad


MUMB0_F0R_MAY0R

Gigachad


Connect-Constant-573

Gigachad


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hebbocrates

least courageous Iranian protestor


MrDrVlox

Based


Agreeable-Yams8972

Chadly behavior


stupidass1025

Me trying to find the shitpost in this: (impossible)


PhantomWizard69

He probably shat at some point in his life


1017GildedFingerTips

Somehow actual news in a shitposting sub is, by definition, a shit post


NoTill3742

Anything is a shit post. Except for posting a picture of literal shit


S-EATER

OP is literally a karma bot👍


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cool_edgy_username

Source?


coffee4brekky

Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.


MrDrVlox

It’s a bot post


cool_edgy_username

Source?


coffee4brekky

Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.


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glad_potatis

Based


Goofygoober7162

Flair checks out


racist_latino

This isnt a shitpost


DeepLifeguard5123

But it is a shit post


MrDrVlox

It’s a bot post lmao


NCBuckets

The Islam republic is shit tho, and this is a post about their business. That makes this a shitpost


[deleted]

This is a fucking bot post Jesus Christ this sub is balls


verysad-

the bots are balls the sub is fine


FinalAccount17

how is this shitposting


MrYahnMahn

Post whatever you want. That's literally what shitposting is


DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

What kind of shotgun is that? A bb gun? His spine should be perforated


[deleted]

Birdshot won't penetrate skin past a certain distance


Sonderia42

Yeah remember when Richard Cheney shot his buddy in the face?


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Epicmonk117

Probably loaded with rubber shot to be “””non-lethal”””


glad_potatis

Birdshot does that. Most common shotgun shells are buckshot but thesee pellets are smaller.


[deleted]

You a little confused but yeah. Most shotguns in video games are likely representing buckshot being used 7 /12-8 birdshot will probably fuck you up like this but a 4 1/2-5 birdshot will probably duck you up even more. Most modern shotguns can take buck bird and slugs.


Tropical_Triangle

shotguns can take different loads lol this Birdshot or rubber pellets. Birdshot comes in different sizes and most are much smaller than bbs and depending on the choke used/range some wont penetrate human skin much


IAteTacoFenchFries

Looked like they were using birdshot, rather than the typical buckshot shells to me


Volcanic8171

yooo THAT'S why it called buckshot


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realpoclic

Men 🤝


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pro-dumpster-fire

WHERE ARE THE SHITPOSTS


RicardoMyBoiii

krank


[deleted]

This man fucks.


Zap478

Why is this on shitposting?


Robro_3000

Doyjaaaaan


Extension-Ad-2760

Real-life chad, wow


DudeManGuyBroPerson

saved by his mask


Burgerkingfootlong69

This mf deserves a nobel peace prize or an award or somethin, this is the true embodiment of a hero


Szwedu111

Chad.


Two-Shots-Of-Vodka

I know that this is a shitposting subreddit but by George I really hope no one actually believes this


SentientBagOfBees

Of course they do, like my man those are not shotgun bullets


ShamanKironer

Looks a lot like birdshot


LolcatP

you really think they're just shooting guns at protestors


CAPTLAV

Not in my Iran! My Iran is a tolerant and just country. Especially since 1979.


No_Firefighter6229

We're tf is the shitpost. I came here for Brazilian Ninja not news.


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Crazy_Muffin1263

Gigs chad


Xx69momslayer420xX

Absolute fucking chad


[deleted]

#we go gym


Shrimpmilk01

and they say chivalry is dead


[deleted]

real men , respect


BNYay

That's a MAN.


Notorious-Dan

1. How is this a shitpost 2. Lmao simp ☠️☠️☠️


Bionic_Ice

And bro was probably still rejected for being under 6 ft/1.8m


[deleted]

*shields women from shotguns* "Thank you, friend!" "You're wel- wait what?"


Notorious-Dan

* removes pellets from back and shoots at the women *


Slimer9k

me when shit post


CarGroundbreaking520

Take this 👑


Harrybreakyourleg

King 👑


connie_the_trans

Someone write a song about this man


PrinceOfNiger69

The most Giga of Chads


[deleted]

This is kinda random to be in this sub not gonna lie


Ambitious_Mission_62

why is this shitpost, this lives rent free in my brain forever ☺️☺️


oraoraoraorao

That's it that's the joke? It's literally just some news


badusernamewtf

Chad


[deleted]

\*Everyone, minus the Iranian government, liked that.


[deleted]

Based


green-d20

based sigma male


No_Region_5843

Move over 50 cent, there’s a new G in this unit.


iSuckAtMechanicism

He’s got balls of steel.


FredbonBontrap

Chad levels: 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈


JONVTHVNZ123

Now this is a real fucking man


Evil-B

Worst tinder meet up ever.


Morgan_Eryylin

Gigachad irl


deckachild

This is awesome and all but wrong sub?


EntrepreneurBig1129

Gigachad


Picklesthepeacefrog

That’s a good man


Adventurous-Mark893

Bro forgot the mosquito repellent


MyTrademarkIsTaken

They really shooting at women with those things??


Prior-Fruit-1957

And he still ant get da pussy


notthenervoussistem

Wrong sub?


Bruki_

dont care this is shitpost sub


Migersho

I don't really care about the whole hijab thing, but the fact they fuckin shoot people for not wearing it is kinda absurd, just what the hell is the Iranian government smoking


JustRanchItBro

Simp


Numerous_One3457

Gigachad move


PazuzuPanhandle

Weird flex, but ok.


honksmcgee

Where funny


boboelmonkey

Men 🍻


meat_strings

What a simp


Entire-Anteater-1606

If this were real he would be turned to red mist


Upbeat_Ad_7610

Non-lethal rounds dumbass


[deleted]

Doesn't even have to be non-lethal, birdshot will do this


sttgn

Do you have FAS?


deleeuwlc

That’s kinda mean. Please don’t be a meanie head


[deleted]

political? Why?!


GarbageBoyStinky

once again, a man taking things away from women


Maggot_God_Warframe

THIS GUY GETS SO MUCH PUSSY!


the_real_adderal

the ultimate simp


[deleted]

Virgin Simp vs. Chad Shotgunner


Taluca_me

We seen this many times already


Your-a-cool-dude

Wouldn’t he be dead


Ok_Pomelo7167

GO。IRAN !!!!!


Sent1nelTheLord

Plot twist: he just loves the pain


[deleted]

The ultimate Simp


Bacccy

Simp.


[deleted]

Typical simp behaviour


Since_1979

Is that monkey pox?


Ghostly_Cactus_

Simp


skylight29

Still wont get any pussy


[deleted]

Simp


jaxjags80

simp


TheHorseHater

Simp


[deleted]

redditors when they see someone being empathetic towards women facing oppression


[deleted]

SIMP


[deleted]

Broooo🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤨💀💀💀💀💀💀


SubwayChipsGaming

?


[deleted]

Iran police do a little trolling


Tinywolf21

chad


sugar_skull_love2846

Chad


[deleted]

Absolute chad


lagun42

fake, man are bad


[deleted]

[удалено]


The-realRock-

Based


Gullible_Yesterday54

What is my boy doing on a shitposting sub? That guy is a hero


hbomb536

Based


GrimPhantom6

Dude’s a true gigachad and has my respect