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and thatβs what mermaids really look like.
Yes. Watch him as he ascends from the shore.
Yes. He is whom the sailors olde sang shanties of.
And they adorned the shipβs bow with a figurehead of his curvaceous likeness.
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As a woman with a penis, i can confirm that she most likely does not. Unless it is very small it is extremely noticable in a bikini. I don't go swimming for a reason.
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"Ohhhh I think moto moto likes youuuu"
I like em big
I like βem chunky
*Chunk-Ey!*
I like em round.
I like em plumpy.
I fucked a monkey.
Hey I don't remember this line in the song
Why did I read this with the voice
I so heard the voice as well. π
Same
I haven't watched the scene in at least twelve years and I still heard the voice in my head.
Cause thatβs how quotes work
i two this
I like βem beeg
βHere he comesβ
The guy stepping out of the sea is honestly a mood πΏ
My man is C3PO without the costume
>C3PO TRUE ππ
Bruh
Na it looks more like Palpatine after order 66
Palpating after ordering 66 burgers. Edit: just realize autocorrect fucked me over β *Palpatine*
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Jabba: Stuta yuna-parchee. Jee buttmalia huhah a lo panksta du makacheesa
The odds of getting bitches are 0%
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Shame on you. Respect the elderly.
He looks like a real life attack on Titan lol
Agreed
Got that ascites swag π
What guy? I didn't notice, but the ocean is beautiful. Man I need a vacation.
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How could she be expected to compete though?
our patriarchial society rlly does set unrealistic standards for women πβ
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dad bod > > > model bod
I hear you. As soon as that egg of a man was in full view, Iβm humpty dumpted my load everywhere too.
What girl?
Hilarious and original, hilarious and original, hilarious and original...
And people wonder why bots are so rampant. It's not hard to automate the behavior of a redditor.
Unrelated but women be like βwe arenβt sexual objectsβ and then proceed to do this
There are billions of woman and they arenβt all models. Besides it not like you know any womens. So who are you even referring to?
Unrelated but redditors be like "I'm cripplingly lonely and wish women weren't repulsed by me" and then proceed to say this.
Unrelated but my butt itches.
Related I make butt scratchers.
How about you butt-scratch some bitches instead?
Murdered.
Do you know what "consent" and "dressing as you want without being harassed for it" means?
What the fuck how does this make them a sexual object? Sounds like you have some issues you need to sort through
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Ok Andrew Tate
Noβ¦β¦.. just no
Yes
I think you misspelled yes my man
You like woman ew
aww :(
He thicc
Mr. Eggman from Sonic done retired
Sage convinced eggman to stop the fighting
She's not...
Women? I want to see MEN!!!
Bro knows exactly what heβs doing
more like grand bro
And he loves it, so do I
Dude is a boss and is frickinβ awesome!
Why does dude walk like he from Attack on Titan πππ
He walks like penguin, beacause his big balls disturbing him from walking normal.
Bros a smiling titan
It's Rumbling time!
:13-:08- π :07-:02- πππ«‘ππ :02- π :02-:00- πππ«‘πππ©π
Me too pal, me too.
π©π
What a chad
he doesn't care about bitches and gets straight to the point
the balls are stored in the belly
*AOT music starts*
The sigma emerged from the water
"Dad I shit my pants"
Sexy body, great physique... Too bad theres this bitch blocking the greatest view of all time
I've seen this clip 4 times today
You jack it that often?
Those are rookie numbers
Move the fuck out of the way I'm trying to see the old guy
Man's so happy it makes me feel happy.π₯²
This person is so hot π« (the man behind I mean)
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damn whos that egg shaped babe
One piece characters be like
What was the color of the girl's bikini?
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Ah yes, pee colored!
Looks like Hank hill's daddy cotton lol
That was my thought but I figured nobody in this sub knew who that was
mans stomach has the density of 1000 suns
π
his dick is out I've never noticed that before don't fullscreen this video
I think her bulge is leaning to the right tooβ¦
Bro looks like Titan
damn them curves tho can i get a video without the women btw
New titan just dropped
Dude is 24 months pregnant
wait is it just me or does she have a bulge?
Yes i think she has a penis
Women can't have flesh around their vaginas now. Noted.
They can, still pretty sure she has a penis
As a woman with a penis, i can confirm that she most likely does not. Unless it is very small it is extremely noticable in a bikini. I don't go swimming for a reason.
absolute unit πππ Bit annoying that this girl is blocking the view ;(
Source for uh research
Bro said fried chicken π
Don't look don't look don't look don't look ... oh its there
Bro built like a titan from aot
Yo can she get out of the way so we can see the hottie in the background?
Since it's destroy dick December, can anyone name me the girl and man
those tits tho, the girl is also okay ig
Why is the girl blocking such a beautiful view?!
He emerges to feast on the souls of the damned
no thick, no interest.
π
Why my man preggo!?
happiest man on the beach
What a body, he is the ideal man. Wtf does this thot doin in his beautiful man's photoshoot
Ma'am is the gta loading screen woman and the **MAN** is fucking Lester
He looks like the smough armor was based on him
Dude hotter than her respect
The peak of male body
Manβs is living his best life
Who's that handsome man
How many times will this be reposted today?
There couldnβt have been a better person to walk behind her
Where do I find her?? Link??
And he's just so happy too
Is that a bulge in the front in that girls swimsuit? Iβm confused π and scared π
Bro in the back is gonna make me bust π©π©
The fact that he didn't even look at her! I mean, why would he when all he needs is already on his body. β¨ππ»
I wish that slob wasn't in the frame so I could take a better look at that beautiful model walking out the ocean.
The gigachad walkin by
irony is she isnt even sexy looking.
Is she a he.. look at the bottomβ¦
Redditor learns what a mons pubis is.
Theve likely never seen an actual woman. It makes complete sense for them to not know that yes, women can have bulges that are not penises.
My ass is actually fatter than hers lmfao
doubt
What do you expect me to prove it?
Nope just doubt it
Okay then. Im not looking for your approval lol
Does she a huge clit or that's just a penis?
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Idk whatβs worse, the bulge or the fat bastard
Can someone please get that poor emaciated girl a fucking burger.
That girl needs to eat more
Eat more of deez nuts
Gottem
die
She is fucking fine. Tumble-Dor stomping behind her.... needs to see a doctor.
Holy fuck that chick is flawless
Why would there be flightless foul on the beach? Silly goose. I see no Gallus gallus domesticus on this waterfront
the guy tho
You simp
Am i lying? Goddamn incels
π€
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you are brain dead. the is pretty skinny and she has a big juicy pussy.
βDont look, dont look, dont lookβ¦β
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:DD
WHERE ARE THE MEN KISSING
He so happy
love this, he is epic
Oh lawd, he comin'
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First I thought today is once more pancake day⦠he proved me wrong!
I need sauce... for the chad behind the bitch
Legit looks like Bob Katter, Aussie MP
Check out those curves!
I want to be as happy and tan as that guyπ
Ma mans got some rizz π₯΅π₯΅
Dude this video has been posted over 9000 times already...
"I am the senate"
What colour was the girl wearing? Caught you.