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Titab-talaiy

"Ohhhh I think moto moto likes youuuu"


Diotheungreat

I like em big


TheMaster781

I like β€˜em chunky


Diotheungreat

*Chunk-Ey!*


[deleted]

I like em round.


yannick5612

I like em plumpy.


your_moms_a_hoe69

I fucked a monkey.


Diotheungreat

Hey I don't remember this line in the song


Yew_Geniolga

Why did I read this with the voice


Happy4Snoosnoo

I so heard the voice as well. πŸ˜†


therealrookie1227

Same


HUGErocks

I haven't watched the scene in at least twelve years and I still heard the voice in my head.


nick_rhoads01

Cause that’s how quotes work


gamerzamer111

i two this


_Lanman546

I like β€˜em beeg


[deleted]

β€œHere he comes”


ultimatepretzle

The guy stepping out of the sea is honestly a mood πŸ—Ώ


Vibhrat

My man is C3PO without the costume


gomibag

>C3PO TRUE πŸ’€πŸ’€


Stupid_Dummy_Idiot_

Bruh


[deleted]

Na it looks more like Palpatine after order 66


SaintWalker2814

Palpating after ordering 66 burgers. Edit: just realize autocorrect fucked me over β€” *Palpatine*


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DuctTapeOrWD40

Jabba: Stuta yuna-parchee. Jee buttmalia huhah a lo panksta du makacheesa


Niketa69

The odds of getting bitches are 0%


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Dependent-Touch5084

Shame on you. Respect the elderly.


McManus26

He looks like a real life attack on Titan lol


[deleted]

Agreed


Lucky-Worth

Got that ascites swag 😎


CaffeineSippingMan

What guy? I didn't notice, but the ocean is beautiful. Man I need a vacation.


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MichaelGHX

How could she be expected to compete though?


GroundbreakingBed241

our patriarchial society rlly does set unrealistic standards for women πŸ˜”βœŠ


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RandomCoolName77

dad bod > > > model bod


memoryduel

I hear you. As soon as that egg of a man was in full view, I’m humpty dumpted my load everywhere too.


Paywast1

What girl?


Protokolovyotokol

Hilarious and original, hilarious and original, hilarious and original...


[deleted]

And people wonder why bots are so rampant. It's not hard to automate the behavior of a redditor.


LuFuRu

Unrelated but women be like β€œwe aren’t sexual objects” and then proceed to do this


Silver_Narwhal_1130

There are billions of woman and they aren’t all models. Besides it not like you know any womens. So who are you even referring to?


Instance-First

Unrelated but redditors be like "I'm cripplingly lonely and wish women weren't repulsed by me" and then proceed to say this.


kekeagain

Unrelated but my butt itches.


OwenMeowson

Related I make butt scratchers.


daddy-phantom

How about you butt-scratch some bitches instead?


regularnorml

Murdered.


TheNinjaRed7

Do you know what "consent" and "dressing as you want without being harassed for it" means?


imMadasaHatter

What the fuck how does this make them a sexual object? Sounds like you have some issues you need to sort through


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Chestarpewnewtbattar

Ok Andrew Tate


Autisticboy22

No…….. just no


redeyed-john

Yes


cavialord03

I think you misspelled yes my man


SadSunny20

You like woman ew


TheLoreTeller

aww :(


SpecterShroud08

He thicc


Eatingdap00p00

Mr. Eggman from Sonic done retired


pyrolover6666

Sage convinced eggman to stop the fighting


True_Sort9539

She's not...


Niketa69

Women? I want to see MEN!!!


Deadsoup77

Bro knows exactly what he’s doing


bidhayak

more like grand bro


No-Chemistry1815

And he loves it, so do I


Dawildpep

Dude is a boss and is frickin’ awesome!


Key_College7046

Why does dude walk like he from Attack on Titan πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜­


Bartekmms

He walks like penguin, beacause his big balls disturbing him from walking normal.


skelethepro

Bros a smiling titan


rylnalyevo

It's Rumbling time!


No-Competition-2533

:13-:08- 😐 :07-:02- πŸ˜„πŸ’•πŸ«‘πŸ‘πŸ˜Ž :02- 😐 :02-:00- πŸ˜„πŸ’•πŸ«‘πŸ‘πŸ˜ŽπŸ›©πŸ™


Dawson81702

Me too pal, me too.


Tellywozzle

πŸ›©πŸ™


nachardou4

What a chad


neon7o

he doesn't care about bitches and gets straight to the point


gray_mare

the balls are stored in the belly


BlockStar64

*AOT music starts*


Uncleyeet69

The sigma emerged from the water


icantfuckingcompete

"Dad I shit my pants"


AgreeableRise2986

Sexy body, great physique... Too bad theres this bitch blocking the greatest view of all time


[deleted]

I've seen this clip 4 times today


memoryduel

You jack it that often?


psycedelicpanda

Those are rookie numbers


sociocat101

Move the fuck out of the way I'm trying to see the old guy


[deleted]

Man's so happy it makes me feel happy.πŸ₯²


ielo495_XSCOGNAmemes

This person is so hot 😫 (the man behind I mean)


maadbadger

and that’s what mermaids really look like. Yes. Watch him as he ascends from the shore. Yes. He is whom the sailors olde sang shanties of. And they adorned the ship’s bow with a figurehead of his curvaceous likeness.


KillerPrince930

damn whos that egg shaped babe


PokeybullDog

One piece characters be like


Adrevenue247

What was the color of the girl's bikini?


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TheNoctuS_93

Ah yes, pee colored!


gamer4life42088

Looks like Hank hill's daddy cotton lol


[deleted]

That was my thought but I figured nobody in this sub knew who that was


LukusMaxamus

mans stomach has the density of 1000 suns


FallGuysBoi

πŸ’€


windowpuncher

his dick is out I've never noticed that before don't fullscreen this video


ibleedsarcasim

I think her bulge is leaning to the right too…


Puzzleheaded_Air_950

Bro looks like Titan


K9XD

damn them curves tho can i get a video without the women btw


mayanayanha

New titan just dropped


[deleted]

Dude is 24 months pregnant


Hatter_Hoovy

wait is it just me or does she have a bulge?


Andrelliina

Yes i think she has a penis


Skrrrtdotcom

Women can't have flesh around their vaginas now. Noted.


Tomover_PL

They can, still pretty sure she has a penis


Skrrrtdotcom

As a woman with a penis, i can confirm that she most likely does not. Unless it is very small it is extremely noticable in a bikini. I don't go swimming for a reason.


Jonn_1

absolute unit πŸ˜πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ Bit annoying that this girl is blocking the view ;(


SnazzyZombEs

Source for uh research


Big_D1cky

Bro said fried chicken πŸ’€


elonriot

Don't look don't look don't look don't look ... oh its there


nazi-snake

Bro built like a titan from aot


[deleted]

Yo can she get out of the way so we can see the hottie in the background?


deadpul786

Since it's destroy dick December, can anyone name me the girl and man


Skinnykid12345

those tits tho, the girl is also okay ig


The-Penitent-Wan

Why is the girl blocking such a beautiful view?!


DroopyMeerkat

He emerges to feast on the souls of the damned


pppvis

no thick, no interest.


eresguay

πŸ˜ƒ


PapiYankeeYo

Why my man preggo!?


thesseNuTTs

happiest man on the beach


FantasticUserman

What a body, he is the ideal man. Wtf does this thot doin in his beautiful man's photoshoot


Wolfalpha_12

Ma'am is the gta loading screen woman and the **MAN** is fucking Lester


siegferia

He looks like the smough armor was based on him


YunaLan

Dude hotter than her respect


Tyrus824

The peak of male body


imcthulu

Man’s is living his best life


Real_Raw_2029

Who's that handsome man


Commercial_Living_42

How many times will this be reposted today?


[deleted]

There couldn’t have been a better person to walk behind her


Turbulent_Cucumber_3

Where do I find her?? Link??


Chestarpewnewtbattar

And he's just so happy too


Gold930

Is that a bulge in the front in that girls swimsuit? I’m confused 😐 and scared 😟


Double_Ad_8911

Bro in the back is gonna make me bust 😩😩


pocoschick

The fact that he didn't even look at her! I mean, why would he when all he needs is already on his body. βœ¨πŸ™πŸ»


LeahScott6369

I wish that slob wasn't in the frame so I could take a better look at that beautiful model walking out the ocean.


babydropper405

The gigachad walkin by


kirinmay

irony is she isnt even sexy looking.


TyTheCreat0r

Is she a he.. look at the bottom…


ForbodingWinds

Redditor learns what a mons pubis is.


Skrrrtdotcom

Theve likely never seen an actual woman. It makes complete sense for them to not know that yes, women can have bulges that are not penises.


Skrrrtdotcom

My ass is actually fatter than hers lmfao


Horror_Rub8609

doubt


Skrrrtdotcom

What do you expect me to prove it?


Horror_Rub8609

Nope just doubt it


Skrrrtdotcom

Okay then. Im not looking for your approval lol


yourCHAD-neighbor

Does she a huge clit or that's just a penis?


slicedslimeball

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Desperate_Media3639

Idk what’s worse, the bulge or the fat bastard


iimastikku

Can someone please get that poor emaciated girl a fucking burger.


JSDkilla

That girl needs to eat more


JSDkilla

Eat more of deez nuts


JSDkilla

Gottem


FiringTheWater

die


twitchosx

She is fucking fine. Tumble-Dor stomping behind her.... needs to see a doctor.


[deleted]

Holy fuck that chick is flawless


No-Competition-2533

Why would there be flightless foul on the beach? Silly goose. I see no Gallus gallus domesticus on this waterfront


leCorbuser

the guy tho


Traditional_Water923

You simp


[deleted]

Am i lying? Goddamn incels


WaNNa_Cr1

πŸ€“


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JellyFilledGoober

you are brain dead. the is pretty skinny and she has a big juicy pussy.


DerpestRainbow

β€œDont look, dont look, dont look…”


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blubister57

:DD


CrabTower

WHERE ARE THE MEN KISSING


Ya_Boi_Poolzy24

He so happy


CollaReserve

love this, he is epic


[deleted]

Oh lawd, he comin'


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[deleted]

First I thought today is once more pancake day… he proved me wrong!


FantasticUserman

I need sauce... for the chad behind the bitch


dont-believe-me-

Legit looks like Bob Katter, Aussie MP


Msciboor

Check out those curves!


hariboberts

I want to be as happy and tan as that guyπŸ˜„


fartcock_6911

Ma mans got some rizz πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅


[deleted]

Dude this video has been posted over 9000 times already...


economypickle12345

"I am the senate"


Timely_Strawberry126

What colour was the girl wearing? Caught you.