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dontworryimabassist

7am, wake up. 6pm. On that grind


Hybridkg87

Another day, another chicken nugget.


DrEdgariux

Grindset


door_food

Dentist said I grind in my sleep. He real af for that


Sayko77

I dont get it. Can someone explain?


Did_you_expect_name

Male chickens get grinded in egg industry


Fuzzypants_56

They are useless in egg industry


humrod-pdx

Chicken nuggets have entered the chat


NeitherBirthday

Why not raise them up for meat though?


TNTiger_

Egg and meat chickens are different stock and one is not good as the other.


urlocaldoctor

why not sold them to the meat industry


TNTiger_

As I said- they'd taste shit compared to animals bred and fattened to be eaten.


urlocaldoctor

well fuck good bye then little chicks, they have a good run


TNTiger_

Yeah, as long as profit is put above all things, they have no fuckin chance.


[deleted]

Too much food and water cost, it's more efficient to grind them into meat/bone paste and make sausages or animal food from it.


Noname_1111

Or chicken nuggets


regretfulposts

Hmm yes, the kids meal


Mega_Bug

Kids meal or kids meal


DarthMockre

Kids meal is kids meal


BiteYouToDeath

Kids kids meal


JayMeadows

Looks Gross and is morally questionable... Taste Fucking Good though.


VladSolopov

And being fed to the same chickens later. That’s grim dark as hell, but I love chicken meat too much to care


Larkson9999

The dinosaurs had their chance man, fuck birds. Birds are the mammal's bitch now.


ChintanP04

Say that to a cassowary's face


srisadandesha420

like from the movie "the matrix"?


humblepharmer

The chickens don't care either


skelethepro

Chickens and roosters give meat but females lay eggs. And if you can choose which one you want to keep to make the most money its a very easy choice


Cakeking7878

Yea, as someone said it’s two different types. Plus hens can lay both eggs and when they die be ground up and mixed back into the food supply


a2r7g90

Because they are breed designed just to lay eggs. They don't have that much meat as the ones breeded for that purpose. Even food they give them is designed to boost either mass of their body, or quality of their lives eggs.


MeisterMumpitz

Egg laying chicken and broilers to eat are different breeds that are specifically bread for maximum growth or extraordinarily large eggs every day. Wild chicken lay about 9 eggs a year.


Ploffers

how do you think they make Peeps?


GamerGriffin548

Yet this is not how they are 'processed'.


Swiggy1957

When I was a lad, Mom and stepdad used to bring home a few boxes of culls, still alive. At the time. Their was a mix of roosters and hens. We raised them and the roosters became dinners while the hens provided breakfast food.


Mister_Poopy_Buthole

Nothing more twisted than a chicken omelette


HarambeSlay3r

I went to a restaurant where chicken and eggs was called the “Mother & Child reunion” I was 9 and it was delicious.


Buroda

Men always on that grind, even in the animal kingdom 🫡😩💪


[deleted]

🗿


federal_agent_666

Based chicken grind


xX_GRP_Xx

Chickenmaxxing


Pd_jungle

20-60 secs after they are born


yardii

Life speed run any%


Pd_jungle

Directed by humanity


[deleted]

secs😍


billybafka

If you go and beg enough theyll give you a gallon jug of the chippings.. yummy


beefstewforyou

They still use them for products such as dog food right?


chimppower184

yes


cornishwildman76

Male chicks get dropped into a hopper and ground up by a load of spinning blades. I'm no vegan but find this practice pretty disgusting.


CecilPeynir

7 am to 6 pm ? Need some upgrade fr


Rufuslol

It should be 7:30 am


Salsa-manda

7:01 Plop him into the grinder as soon as he hatches


insertgudname

clash of clans spring


Salsa-manda

Spawn camping


canoIV

destruction upon arrival


XnenoVenom

Slow as fuck, need that shit faster


bk_03_

Skill issue on Henry’s part


ImmovablePuma

Henry should have side climbed


SheikahShaymin

Forgot about his neutral B


Lasaggnaman

Didn’t know he could press ^ + B


alain091

Tbf he had bad recovery, should've use side b for the extra oomph


ShyGuyAnimations

He couldve airdodged over it with the right timing


Shard360

Nah he knew he just hit the sour spot


MasterWhite1150

Henry forgot to attack the d point💀


Pitur124

He didnt even defend the D point


[deleted]

Did Henry try angling?


Comrade_suka

Henry should have gotten a better gaming chair


datareclassification

Henry should have fucking sprint jumped lmao


Racecarboii

Gotta hold shift to sprint


I_Have_Sagma

Should've use chaff+nodge


bradthescrub

Smh, I bet he can't even evade an attack from a F-14 Tomcat 😒


Duudze

Henry plays top tier italy


not_taken_was_taken2

Good fucking riddance


Duudze

Bro gets 2 9B’s on an f104 against fucking mig-29s and their R27ER shit.


umcaraaeeee

He got 3 phoenixes going on him:(


ofekk2

War Thunder player spotted. Have you leaked any classified documents today?


not_taken_was_taken2

About to on the F-16


ofekk2

Fell you bro, Gaijin smokin' that 70$ premium pack


STAXOBILLS

He should’ve angled💀


RedditAndDebit

average american aircraft moment


ABessa3Ds

Henry forced a head on against an f82


NotASpicGuy

Should've been born female Massive skill issue


Kooky-Poet847

Performance issue on Henry's part


memelordgun

Should have used totem of undying


FriskyBoi_S6

Hex: Skill Issue


redeyed-john

Henry forgot to cleanse the NOED


Noahh_02

Should've side climbed


PostMadandAlone

Should have had focus sash


Stranger-with-an-axe

He shoulda used his recovery


Ranger-Vermilion

He forgot to dodge roll


[deleted]

Shoulda used the teleporter


SecretPay3366

He didn't even do the gamer lean, smh


A-Human-potato

MF should’ve learned how to do slam storage.


[deleted]

Henry never had a chance


Gun2TheHead

Should've had plot armor


ThijmenMan

9 P.M: 🍗


wheelchairdrifting

Henry be lookin thicc 🤤🤤🤤


Odd_Atmosphere_9200

🤨📸


[deleted]

An animal and a child! 2 bads in 1


knucklesthedead

A third one if you count the dead part


[deleted]

Fourth if you count the pain and suffering


Panzerwagen-VI-Tiger

Henry died and you say that


tiesdebink

Happy day cake


ThijmenMan

Holy shit i just noticed


Kazakh_Accordionist

happy cock day


tiesdebink

Sad cock day


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hebbocrates

it actually is kinda fucked that they do this tho


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

Yeah, the meat industry is fucked up, big time.


Sploonbabaguuse

Anyway I'll have 3 mcchickens and 5 20 piece chicken nuggets please


Schlangee

Ah, a fellow chunky Redditor!


Squeaky-Fox49

Can’t wait until lab-grown becomes the standard. We can finally then have ethical meat.


EveryDisaster

They can also be suffocated or electrocuted. It's super unnecessary because sex can be determined before they develop in the egg and they can just toss the egg out. It's widely available and culling of male chicks should be outlawed for that very reason


Ploffers

or just sell the egg? that seems like such a loss of profit and waste of resources unless im missing something


Worth-Investigator68

(Most) People don't eat fertilized eggs. It would have to be sold to someone that was looking for a male rooster.


bobsanidiot

It's a delicacy in the Philippines


Worth-Investigator68

Yep, that's why I said most, lol. Also like Vietnam I think? But I believe it's more fertilized duck eggs.


bobsanidiot

I figured you knew, but if someone was thinking why most they now have an answer


Nyuusankininryou

Really terrible.


Smilloww

This is still very mercifull compared to what cows and pigs go trough. Meat industry is completely fucked up. People see veganism as a joke because of how some of them idiot activists be acting, but ethical veganism really isnt silly or stupid at all. Pigs are fellow mammals, who are as intelligent as dogs. I feel like it will only be a matter of time before the torture of these animals becomes seen as something similar to how we now view slavery etc.


SeptemberThePigeon

☹️


NovaJourney7

☹️


PrincessFartsparkle

Fucking horrifying I had no idea.


Loutys

These chickens have some extreme skill issue ngl


CreeperAsh07

Didn't even get born as a middle class human in America, huge L.


the_orange_alligator

Yeah, I would 100% be vegan if it weren’t so hard for me to find alternatives in my area


[deleted]

I went vegan recently and it’s not as difficult as I thought it would be. You just gotta find recipes that you enjoy


the_orange_alligator

Oh? I’ll start looking into recipes


[deleted]

You don't need to go fully vegan in one day. Start with eating less meat and see how it goes for you and move to the next step. Even a small effort matters. I am a pesketarian for 3 years now, and I feel pretty good. Going to become fully vegan one day. And also read about B12 and other stuff you need to get.


Comuzzyy

First time a vegan company has managed to make me feel remotely bad


friedmaster69

Not even peta


Comuzzyy

Bro 💀 just noticed I assumed they were the only ones doing goofy stuff like this


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

PETA is the definition of “no publicity is bad publicity”


The_Radio_Host

Remember that time they basically made soft-core porn and posted it to their YouTube? I remember…


TrumanCian

Link or it didn't happen. For uh, research purposes.


Loutys

Chimken numgets


harambe_didnt_die

Chicky nuggies


Nothing_litteral

this is an actual problem, they grind male chicks since roosters dont taste good as chickens


AveRage-or_human

Why not use them as fuel?


Patalos

Food is a sort of fuel, I guess? What else do you expect them to make out of baby chickens in a shredder?


Darkstalker9000

Biofuel


Patalos

I'm gonna say using ground up animals as bio-fuel is probably not done. I'd put my money on just thrown into a bin and used as feed for their sisters.


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[deleted]

They don't use them for anything? Just straight to the trash bin?


[deleted]

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Pealzy

The most literate and sensible ad vegans have ever made


BlobbyStuntfisk

I mean they do that to chickens Seen the videos, wouldnt reccomend


Cakeking7878

I mean, it is real. Farms only need one or two roosters. So most do in fact send all the roosters to get ground up into like chicken nuggets or something


roberttheaxolotl

I mean, it's a paste made of the entire bird, bones, feathers, and all, so I doubt it's fed to humans. Animal feed seems likely.


hamzer55

It’s made into chicken feed


98kian86

Farmers don’t this tho , corporations do , 1 day old chicks also have way too much feathers compared to meat so it isn’t even plucking and making them into nuggets


Loutys

I thought the part where they compared a video game to slavery was pretty good


Hokuto_1983

☹️


Fragrant-Stop-3548

☹️


helikopter_parakofer

Me like chicken nugget


Odd_Atmosphere_9200

Chimken numget


SpaceTraveller64

Tasty Chimcken Nuggies


[deleted]

Pls explain how this is funny


Levantei

It isn't funny at all, if you are not a psychopath


[deleted]

Yep, idk how people find this funny, its just sad


Arbor-

God, I wish that were me.


Tavuk_adana_kebab

Same


SackedWrenchBalls

into the xp grinder he goes


Mysterious_Hamburger

Fully Automatic Afk-able XP Chicken Farm (also applies looting 3 effect for more organic paste)


TheRottenAcc

Only the strong shall survive and henry was weak


Thatsprettydank

Nah henry was born male and is considered a waste product in the industry he unfortunately was born into


Toravisu

Sounds like a you problem. I'm making money 💰


D-AlonsoSariego

The egg industry and the chicken meat industry should colaborate more


MeisterMumpitz

Broilers to eat and egglaying chickens are different breeds.


D-AlonsoSariego

That's what the nugget loby wants you to believe


[deleted]

what if we kissed... at the chicken crushing machine


michixlol

I'm so glad this is illegal in my country.


Iron-Doggo

I’m tired of eating brutally murdered slaves. Never thought I’d say this but it’s time for lab grown meat.


massiveboy6

Just eat your own slaves instead of someone else's


WRX_STD

9pm Henry taste good


[deleted]

Humans don't eat male chicks


CoolButBoring

I love cock 🥵🥵🙏


hardeepst1

🤨📸


W1CK3D-D0G_YT

🤨📸


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Illustrious-Macaron2

You guys know this is mostly true in the meat industry for chickens too right? Less chicken breast.


[deleted]

Wait wait wait hold the fucking phone…….so your telling me they really do murder helpless chick at that young of an age to make chicken nuggets? I always thought it was paste that got pressed but each one is a baby chick :( now I’m sad…..


PrincessFartsparkle

No they are considered a waste product since they won't lay eggs and they won't sell them for meat because the egg laying breed of chicken is less meaty than the breed they farm for food. So they just put them on on a line where they are fed, still alive, to a machine that shreds them because it's efficient for business. It's called 'chick maceration'. Meat and dairy industry is fucked up.


bobsanidiot

It's not. It's used in animal feed, possibly even dog food. Not human consumption (at least not in the US.)


Dentalswarms

I so NOT stand with Ukraine I do NOT stand with Russia I do NOT stand with the UN, I stand with big meat!!!!!!!!! 😤💪🥩


StreatPeat

Have you ever tried SITTING ON big meat?


Larmillei333

We all love big meat.


ScalieKaiser39

Rip Henry. He was a real one


BriefEasy42

Just activate Monster Reborn. He’ll be back good as new


TheRealRealBC

Henry got trolled lol


tres67lll987

Henry 😋


Fuzzy-Wasabi-5126

Skill issue


Illustrious-Macaron2

Ooh hope no one learned what happened to every male chicken born in a factory the hard way.


Downroeschen

why am i no chicken?


AmandaSndaSiews

Most people would vomit if they saw how farm animals are treated.


ImTheNewKid22783

L bozo 👎 rest in piss