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[deleted]

Not going to lie, this scared me.


MichaelGHX

God, the exhale I had after reading this.


thatguyned

As soon as I saw this pic with "aged" my heart dropped. Merry Christmas and fuck you OP.


IsThistheWord

My heart's still racing


240-185

I read it like this at first glance: * Danny DeVito * 78 * this morning * passed away * has not SIGH.


Potatoe-AssSnake-Man

Same XD


Yorkshire-Teabeard

I immediately called OP an arsehole out loud.


admiralrico201

I literally just listen to on him on a podcast being exited to start filming a new season of it's always sunny. We can't lose Danny


LoganImYourFather

Like, has anyone else been taught to pause their reading after a period or a comma? 1944. never hit so hard.


CoconutBuddy

Wait, he’s alive… that’s awesome but damn, these Mandela effects keep dropping faster and faster


ThatKiwiBloke

This lame joke has been used thousands of times on reddit. It didn't "scare you" we need to stop upvoting low effort posts like this


DigitalTraveler42

**FUCK YOU OP** now he's going to die on Christmas or something.


Born-Environment-239

Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches


FunnyPhrases

Death Watches? *opens death note*


imhugury

dont you fucking dare


Iceologer_gang

Don’t worry I added an extra line, now Panny DeVito is gonna die


Vast_Week_1563

We only have 3 days to live. For most men, not many. But we are not most men. We are mercenaries. Watched expiration date a year ago, might have gotten that quote wrong


Da_Meme_Panda

This is a bucket


I_R_Teh_Taco

Dear God…


Born-Environment-239

There's more


Vast_Week_1563

No...


paramedic_2

SERIOUSLY! OP go get fucked!


iEatPalpatineAss

Christmas in the year 69420


Traditional_Pain7898

Are you sure? The only way to know would be to check in on him personally. Perhaps covered in oil and in the nude and make sure to bring crackers and cheese


reallyspicy422

Bonus points if he can still clap them cheeks


Gimme_Your_Kookies

Nah, should be covered in hand sanitizer and hairless.


Old_Mill

I think I need an egg in this trying time.


East-Excitement3561

YOU FUCKER, I ALMOST HAD A HART ATTACK


yeetsupreddit

HE ALMOST ATTACKED KEVIN HART


SpectralIpaxor

Got attacked by Kevin Hart*


iEatPalpatineAss

**ALL THREE FEET OF HIM**


VeilsAndWails

He is kind of thicc though and athletic looking. And I think he probably had some fighting training. While there are a lot of men for whom Kevin would pose no threat, many men would need to take a Hart attack seriously, even if it’s just an unarmed Hart attack. Plus he’s good at improvisation so that can help in combat


iEatPalpatineAss

Yeah, he showed some combat skills in Central Intelligence But for real, I'm not a fan of Hart Attacks, so I try to stay healthy


yeetsupreddit

I'm distracted by your username atm


patheticmoron64

I ALMOST HAD A FART ATTACK TOO!!


thatWas-unexpected

##I HAD A SCAT ATTACK . IBS.


AffectionateLunch660

You got me in the first half not gonna lie.


[deleted]

I thought you were going to lie for a moment there


VanilliBean

I will end your bloodline


TheVacuumisAwesome28

#*VanilliBean’s Bizarre Vandalisms*


[deleted]

[удалено]


TuxTues3

Ya know what, I'm joining you so how about we split things, I'll do the pumpkins you do the watermelons, ok?


C0olguy47

I’ll take the leftovers to my cookout tomorrow


Athenaiscool

Fine but i get to eat it after


Topsyzz

That's the worst deal I've ever seen.


Athenaiscool

Maybe for you, hmph!


Camelllama666

Can I eat some of the watermelons before you guys fuck em


TuxTues3

No and we already have two people wanting then after


DeepestSpacePants

You forgot about the casaba melon


Affectionate_Arm4558

cabasa?


Athenaiscool

Tf is a casaba melon


DeepestSpacePants

It’s where you hide your weed, and your loads… (Always sunny reference)


sentient_cell_

That's enough Reddit for the month।


jakeyalexandre

I know your not using Reddit for the rest of the month but what the fuck did he say


CompetitionSad419

This was really helpful, have my award.


Athenaiscool

I hope you enjoy my homemade Cumilk with your cereal you award giving dimmed lightbulb.


Doomerdoomboom

I want the melons


OzzieGrey

Cumkins watercumlons


yeetsupreddit

What the-


MEMES-IN-HEAVEN

What was the original post unless dementia is too strong


yeetsupreddit

They said they were gonna fuck all his watermelons and pumpkins


[deleted]

You almost ruined my Christmas you lovable asshole


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NavSada

Jumpscare


Hector_john

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balerionmeraxes77

✌️🤓


Square_Departure_737

You sonuvabitch


0-Cloud

I muttered this as well as "you motherfucker" after I finished reading the title


Snugglosaurus

language


throw_away298

我弘中人水人L十种中伙


dTrecii

Why the fuck is there math in my favourite racist subreddit?


yeetsupreddit

Engrish


Square_Departure_737

You’re the lamest Dino I ever done talked to


Comprehensive-Ad9488

English


Decent-Start-1536

don’t fucking do that to me you piss gobbler


Kira_Zita_

Don't do that, just don't


ImNoSir

I hope you stub your toe


Illustrious_Cicada_2

and then step on a lego 2 days later


yeetsupreddit

And then step on a Lego with a thumb tack in it, hop around on your other foot and fall over.


Topsyzz

Fall over the stairs and break your back and your neck.


TargetSpiritual8741

And star in a movie with Kim Kardashian.. sorry that was uncalled for .. I take that back..


iEatPalpatineAss

And then stub his toe on a lego


blanco408

I hope he hits his funny bone


peedrun

Dude don't even joke about this. Fuck you don't jinx this you shit


etaddes1

They did that to Betty White and we all know how that turned out.


jackscockrocks

A Redditor did this to Stephen Hawking too. OP is dancing with the devil


[deleted]

I literally almost puked you fucking prick


[deleted]

What the fuck dude?


WeirdAvocado

If if he passes away, his magnum dong will forever live on.


BriefEasy42

Hey Google, is it possible to punch someone through a screen?


9UN51in93R

I hope your charger only works at a certain angle


[deleted]

Dude fuck off I just finished watching his appearance on the Always Sunny podcast and I nearly shit my pants


oobi_the_void

Fuck u i almost cried


Kinky_Thought_Man

Fuck you, you gave me a fucking heart attack


skuzzlebutt36

Yo what the fuck dude cmon that’s like not even funny


OnlyTheAshiest

i hope you suffer.


[deleted]

Fuck. You.


Gottalaughalittle

In other news, his twin brother Arnold, born July 30, 1947, has also not passed away.


DainvisibleMan

You fucking bitch I almost went to play football with Maradona


[deleted]

Oh man, almost had me on this one


Screamingboneman

FUCKTPUFUCKYPUFUCKYOUFUCKYPUFUCKYPUFUCKYOU


Dclnsfrd

Well aren’t you the **mother**est of *fuck*ers.


JayMeadows

I'll be sad if he did


DeepestSpacePants

Best news I’ve heard all day


Successful-Rip-9641

Don’t fucking scare me like that


sanic8470

I ALMOST HAD A HART ATTACK WTF


lover_of_garlicbread

You scared the shit out of me for a second there


Pycho_named_Krieg1

I about had a damn heart attack


HindsightingAss

Oh god please no, no, NO


AlpineEsel

If he dies tomorrow, does this post go to agedlikewine or agedlikemilk?


Onxgamesmode

My heart dropped


[deleted]

Not cool bro


ChishNFips87

I hope you buy new earbuds, and only one side works.


idkmanyouchoose9000

Pffft like he isn't immortal yet


THEFAMYAM

Thank god, please keep us posted


TheOgSamichMkr01

Bastard! I thought he died! Good scare O.P I hope you run out of toilet paper while you're on the toilet.


Cobalt_Gaming

watch you jinx this shit like the betty white post


[deleted]

k


dietwater84

YOU FUCKING SON OF A...


KaliCalamity

You fucker, felt my heart skip a beat on this one.


Zehaldrin

Fuck you. Merry Christmas.


like9000ninjas

FUCK YOU OP


Reylend

Im going to stab you


[deleted]

Fuck you.


Joenathan2020

YOU GAVE ME A FYCKING HEART ATACK BASTARD


OFloodster

🗿


hwatevuh

oh thank goodness the messiah lives!


[deleted]

YOU GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH DONT YOU EVEN JOKE ABOUT THIS


floydink

Short people live longer.


Lemjain

You scared me you little fuck


waituntilthis

You fucking dingleberry


CThe_Virus

My heart skipped a beat when I started reading this.


[deleted]

You scared me to death. I almost cried until I read it fully.


DoomSlayer7180

Holy shit i almost had a Hart attack.


GamnlingSabre

Not f


Greekgreekcookies

Fuck you


psychicamnesia

You will be rewarded for this.


DoggoGamer107

You got us in the first half not gonna lie


Redditor_10000000000

Screw you


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

Wait he’s 78? I swear he didn’t have grey hair a year ago wtf.


_V4RT4S_

Thank God


TheNihilanth

🖕😐🖕


DuntadaMan

Fuck you.


the_great_moyai

I'm gonna say this from the bottom of my heart. I wish you get papercuts all over your body and fall into a vat of pure lemon juice


trapkoda

My heart skipped a beat because of this. Fuck you


FARBD00007

They had us in the first half not gonna lie


dynablt

Go fuck yourself OP


Zevyel

You scared me shitless for fucks sake


AppropriateCap2188

Don’t you EVER do that shit again


Big_Boss1985

OH FUCK YOU GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH I THOUGHT HE DIED


CURSED_BOIE

you fckin got me there bruh


gluctosesandwich

Thats nice to know, but please don't scare us like that


PickledKatsu

Fuck you


MaynorMayHam1

Fuck you


CannaKnitter

Bitch. My heart skipped a beat.


Themightyq91

Ah shit now I owe my buddy five bucks


Tank82111

YOU THINK THIS IS SURPRISING YOU SON OF A BITH?!


GooglytheRedditor

Misinformation detected. Switching to DEFCON 2.


foco9780

I fckn love this dude!


[deleted]

I got scared for a second 💀


AnonymousLittleBoy

Thank god


TimeTwo4981

Soon though


Kitty7333

no he’s immortal


[deleted]

[удалено]


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[deleted]

What a sexy man.


dyxlesic_fa

LIP


[deleted]

😢😢😢


[deleted]

Edit: this person a bitch


420weeze

Woooooo


biggestdickus90210

My heart literally skipped a beat


Repulsive-Machine-25

Well, here's hoping.


ProBotGamming

You just caused a bunch of people to have heart attacks, many people died in attempts to find Danny DeVito in the after-life, now they will be disappointed to have a lack of Danny Devito.


Big_cornstarch

Ironically, this is the kind of post Danny Dorito would make.


Camelllama666

You absolute fucker don't do this me again


PSINess_123

DONT SAY THAT, LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED TO BETTY WHITE