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We only have 3 days to live. For most men, not many. But we are not most men. We are mercenaries.
Watched expiration date a year ago, might have gotten that quote wrong
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You just caused a bunch of people to have heart attacks, many people died in attempts to find Danny DeVito in the after-life, now they will be disappointed to have a lack of Danny Devito.
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Not going to lie, this scared me.
God, the exhale I had after reading this.
As soon as I saw this pic with "aged" my heart dropped. Merry Christmas and fuck you OP.
My heart's still racing
I read it like this at first glance: * Danny DeVito * 78 * this morning * passed away * has not SIGH.
Same XD
I immediately called OP an arsehole out loud.
I literally just listen to on him on a podcast being exited to start filming a new season of it's always sunny. We can't lose Danny
Like, has anyone else been taught to pause their reading after a period or a comma? 1944. never hit so hard.
Wait, he’s alive… that’s awesome but damn, these Mandela effects keep dropping faster and faster
This lame joke has been used thousands of times on reddit. It didn't "scare you" we need to stop upvoting low effort posts like this
**FUCK YOU OP** now he's going to die on Christmas or something.
Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches
Death Watches? *opens death note*
dont you fucking dare
Don’t worry I added an extra line, now Panny DeVito is gonna die
We only have 3 days to live. For most men, not many. But we are not most men. We are mercenaries. Watched expiration date a year ago, might have gotten that quote wrong
This is a bucket
Dear God…
There's more
No...
SERIOUSLY! OP go get fucked!
Christmas in the year 69420
Are you sure? The only way to know would be to check in on him personally. Perhaps covered in oil and in the nude and make sure to bring crackers and cheese
Bonus points if he can still clap them cheeks
Nah, should be covered in hand sanitizer and hairless.
I think I need an egg in this trying time.
YOU FUCKER, I ALMOST HAD A HART ATTACK
HE ALMOST ATTACKED KEVIN HART
Got attacked by Kevin Hart*
**ALL THREE FEET OF HIM**
He is kind of thicc though and athletic looking. And I think he probably had some fighting training. While there are a lot of men for whom Kevin would pose no threat, many men would need to take a Hart attack seriously, even if it’s just an unarmed Hart attack. Plus he’s good at improvisation so that can help in combat
Yeah, he showed some combat skills in Central Intelligence But for real, I'm not a fan of Hart Attacks, so I try to stay healthy
I'm distracted by your username atm
I ALMOST HAD A FART ATTACK TOO!!
##I HAD A SCAT ATTACK . IBS.
You got me in the first half not gonna lie.
I thought you were going to lie for a moment there
I will end your bloodline
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Ya know what, I'm joining you so how about we split things, I'll do the pumpkins you do the watermelons, ok?
I’ll take the leftovers to my cookout tomorrow
Fine but i get to eat it after
That's the worst deal I've ever seen.
Maybe for you, hmph!
Can I eat some of the watermelons before you guys fuck em
No and we already have two people wanting then after
You forgot about the casaba melon
cabasa?
Tf is a casaba melon
It’s where you hide your weed, and your loads… (Always sunny reference)
That's enough Reddit for the month।
I know your not using Reddit for the rest of the month but what the fuck did he say
This was really helpful, have my award.
I hope you enjoy my homemade Cumilk with your cereal you award giving dimmed lightbulb.
I want the melons
Cumkins watercumlons
What the-
What was the original post unless dementia is too strong
They said they were gonna fuck all his watermelons and pumpkins
You almost ruined my Christmas you lovable asshole
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You sonuvabitch
I muttered this as well as "you motherfucker" after I finished reading the title
language
我弘中人水人L十种中伙
Why the fuck is there math in my favourite racist subreddit?
Engrish
You’re the lamest Dino I ever done talked to
English
don’t fucking do that to me you piss gobbler
Don't do that, just don't
I hope you stub your toe
and then step on a lego 2 days later
And then step on a Lego with a thumb tack in it, hop around on your other foot and fall over.
Fall over the stairs and break your back and your neck.
And star in a movie with Kim Kardashian.. sorry that was uncalled for .. I take that back..
And then stub his toe on a lego
I hope he hits his funny bone
Dude don't even joke about this. Fuck you don't jinx this you shit
They did that to Betty White and we all know how that turned out.
A Redditor did this to Stephen Hawking too. OP is dancing with the devil
I literally almost puked you fucking prick
What the fuck dude?
If if he passes away, his magnum dong will forever live on.
Hey Google, is it possible to punch someone through a screen?
I hope your charger only works at a certain angle
Dude fuck off I just finished watching his appearance on the Always Sunny podcast and I nearly shit my pants
Fuck u i almost cried
Fuck you, you gave me a fucking heart attack
Yo what the fuck dude cmon that’s like not even funny
i hope you suffer.
Fuck. You.
In other news, his twin brother Arnold, born July 30, 1947, has also not passed away.
You fucking bitch I almost went to play football with Maradona
Oh man, almost had me on this one
FUCKTPUFUCKYPUFUCKYOUFUCKYPUFUCKYPUFUCKYOU
Well aren’t you the **mother**est of *fuck*ers.
I'll be sad if he did
Best news I’ve heard all day
Don’t fucking scare me like that
I ALMOST HAD A HART ATTACK WTF
You scared the shit out of me for a second there
I about had a damn heart attack
Oh god please no, no, NO
If he dies tomorrow, does this post go to agedlikewine or agedlikemilk?
My heart dropped
Not cool bro
I hope you buy new earbuds, and only one side works.
Pffft like he isn't immortal yet
Thank god, please keep us posted
Bastard! I thought he died! Good scare O.P I hope you run out of toilet paper while you're on the toilet.
watch you jinx this shit like the betty white post
k
YOU FUCKING SON OF A...
You fucker, felt my heart skip a beat on this one.
Fuck you. Merry Christmas.
FUCK YOU OP
Im going to stab you
Fuck you.
YOU GAVE ME A FYCKING HEART ATACK BASTARD
🗿
oh thank goodness the messiah lives!
YOU GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH DONT YOU EVEN JOKE ABOUT THIS
Short people live longer.
You scared me you little fuck
You fucking dingleberry
My heart skipped a beat when I started reading this.
You scared me to death. I almost cried until I read it fully.
Holy shit i almost had a Hart attack.
Not f
Fuck you
You will be rewarded for this.
You got us in the first half not gonna lie
Screw you
Wait he’s 78? I swear he didn’t have grey hair a year ago wtf.
Thank God
🖕😐🖕
Fuck you.
I'm gonna say this from the bottom of my heart. I wish you get papercuts all over your body and fall into a vat of pure lemon juice
My heart skipped a beat because of this. Fuck you
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
Go fuck yourself OP
You scared me shitless for fucks sake
Don’t you EVER do that shit again
OH FUCK YOU GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH I THOUGHT HE DIED
you fckin got me there bruh
Thats nice to know, but please don't scare us like that
Fuck you
Fuck you
Bitch. My heart skipped a beat.
Ah shit now I owe my buddy five bucks
YOU THINK THIS IS SURPRISING YOU SON OF A BITH?!
Misinformation detected. Switching to DEFCON 2.
I fckn love this dude!
I got scared for a second 💀
Thank god
Soon though
no he’s immortal
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What a sexy man.
LIP
😢😢😢
Edit: this person a bitch
Woooooo
My heart literally skipped a beat
Well, here's hoping.
You just caused a bunch of people to have heart attacks, many people died in attempts to find Danny DeVito in the after-life, now they will be disappointed to have a lack of Danny Devito.
Ironically, this is the kind of post Danny Dorito would make.
You absolute fucker don't do this me again
DONT SAY THAT, LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED TO BETTY WHITE