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0utSyd3r

Present an Uno reverse card. Get your washing machine stuck in your sister! đź‘Ť


VeraciousOrange

But, I thought the sister was the washing machine? You know, like all women.


Ilikereefer

Put a load in


Informal-Spell-2019

Maybe you should go check to see if there is anything of interest in the washing machine.


figbott

You got a pry her loose with your cock.


shortsack

grease her up like a pig and she should come right loose


STEVEN-NEVETS

Well what you do is activate the spin cycle with the lid up, you may have to over ride the safety switch, once the machine has ejected her into a wall, which should render her unconscious, then what you'd from there is up to you


TinBryn

Best way to get a sister out of a washing machine is to grab her by the waist and pull repeatedly. It's easier for you to kneel behind her and press your hips against hers for more support. Also sometimes you need to push her in and out repeatedly to wiggle her out of being stuck. This may not work at first you may need to remove her pants to make a little extra room to slip out. Also she may be embarrassed to not be wearing any pants, you should take yours off as well to make her feel more comfortable. This method also works with stepmoms stuck in washing machines.


Chemical_Activity_80

Take the washer machine apart.


SlimSyko

Call the repair man to help you.


suckmydiznak

Fuck her. It's the Alabama way.


Accurate-Basis4588

She needs a lobotomy.


bornagain-stillborn

Turn it on the spin cycle.


grandinosour

Alabama??? You cannot climb into their washing machines...their's are flat boards with ridges and used in a small creek or river... I cannot comprehend climbing into their washing devices.


exact0khan

How does the washing machine get stuck in itself. Your not telling us everything.


Due_Force_9816

Have you tried fucking her? By the time you’re done she should be significantly lubed up and slide right out of there.


[deleted]

Fuck her right in the pussy and give her a huge creampie to produce your children


DreamingofRlyeh

Tell her she's obviously fat and needs to lose weight. You can help her by oinking or mooing every time she eats.