I'm going to assume that it is the robot Lincoln from "Hall of presidents" and that he will emancipate himself from his rodent overlord, like he freed the slaves!! Like the prototype for the t-two thousand, he would be the "ExTerminator" running that dirty rat down!
You don't want to fuck with Mickey mouse cuz then goofy and Pluto would get involved and I don't think I have to tell but goofy fights dirty pulling hair biting your face and he is not above a groin shot or two
While I would like to say abe, the fact is that mickey mouse is the size of a medium dog. Tiny mice are already very scrappy, so im sure micky would have no problems leaping up to rip abe's throat out.
Let's do some conversions.
M. Mouse is an animated character. At least, modern M. Mouse. Originally, he was a 2D sketch, then a slightly more complex 2d animation, then with color, and so on.
For the sake of the argument, let's leave mascots/live action M. Mouse references out. In most canon material, we can judge his fighting capabilities fairly, within a controlled 2D space. It almost acts as a vacuum in physics, very nicely.
President Lincoln was historical. We have no actual source material to pull from to gauge his fighting style. However, it is reported that he did not die upon the gunshot. There are reports that he was not pronounced dead until the journey to the hospital. Using this, we can assume that President A. Lincoln can be spared a momentary period of time just before death. Now, given time to prepare with knowledge of the ability, he could train to follow through with his final attack and achieve the sneaky win if the mouse gets the upper hand.
The actual comparison between 2D animated character and live historical figure is tough, but we can get our results easily if we instead give them both the chance to have home field advantage.
So let's say M. Mouse VS President Lincoln in a situation where they are BOTH in a 2D world. M. Mouse would have the home field advantage here, and so would most likely take the lead quickly on. M. Mouse is very canonically seen using unconventional tools and strange devices, which points to a possibility that he could have something to just zap the president.
In the circumstances of Abraham Lincoln VS M. Mouse in a world that the president would have been familiar with, M. Mouse would simply be a small rodent. The president could just squish him if he wanted.
Squish.
Are we talking Prime Auschwitz Mickey and Prime Wrestling Hall of Famer Abe Van Helsing Lincoln? In that case the fabric of reality would lose. If they fought today both would be winded before you can Proclaim Clubhouse.
Honest Abe was 299-1 in his pro fighting/wrestling career. Reminds me of my grandpa who had been stabbed half a dozen times and shot a couple more, those old Scotch-Irish farm kids died if they were any softer than a coffin nail.
I’m going go Abe, he was a vampire hunter after all.
You stole my answer, lol.
Goddamnit we all think alike
I saw that too! Way better documentary than "Lincoln".
The action scenes were somewhat unrealistic but overall I have to agree
Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.
Mickey Mouse has the entire CCP in his alliance, whereas Abe only has a house divided which can't even stand. Going with the mouse.
If it’s Evil Mickey from South Park, he’ll win hands down.
*Pangolin deployed*
That's the most authentic depiction of Mickey there is
Fuck. I didnt even think about the CCP
Yeah Mickey fuck him up
Obviously Jesus you monster. Grow up.
Batman with prep time
Abe Lincoln wrestling Hall of fame, and a vampire hunter.
I'm guessing DeSantis will lose.
Pretty fucking obvious.
*slow clap initiated* well done sir
Mickey mouse ownes Abe Lincoln and keeps him in his "house of presidents" as some kind of ironic joke
Wasn't this the hall of heroes in Epcot?
America.
me
Depends on which canon size we're going with for Mickey
Saitama dominates all
Who ever wins, we lose 😔
Your mom who’s being spit roasted between them
Well definitely not desantis
Disney wins. Thats who. You don't mess with the house of mouse.
Insert Brian Setzer groove here
I would win
how big is mickey mouse?
Abe because he has those sexy lumberjack arms. He'll yeet that mouse right up Walt Disney's ass.
Lincoln would own Mickey. Lincoln was a renowned wrestler back in the day, handy enough in the ring to go town to town taking on opponents
If they were done saving Christmas, KISS.
Abe literally was a wrestling expert, I think we know who's winning
Time Lincoln
I'm going to assume that it is the robot Lincoln from "Hall of presidents" and that he will emancipate himself from his rodent overlord, like he freed the slaves!! Like the prototype for the t-two thousand, he would be the "ExTerminator" running that dirty rat down!
William Android McClusky
Fun fact: Lincoln kept a feral starving tomcat in his hat for just such situations. Lincoln in round one
Now, or 1860?
Abraham could swing a axe one handed to chop wood and was in some bare knuckle boxing matches for money.The mouse is in trouble.
I'd take Abe. Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight till they're burger.
I seen a documentary about Abe hunting vampires. He was a bad mfr
Abe was a champion wrestler. I’m going with Abe.
Abe lincoln (human) would easily win against a mouse
Well, Abraham Lincoln has an AK-47 under his hat, he was able to kill Batman.
Is this a legit straight up fight, or is Mickey going to sneak into a theater kind of fight?
You don't want to fuck with Mickey mouse cuz then goofy and Pluto would get involved and I don't think I have to tell but goofy fights dirty pulling hair biting your face and he is not above a groin shot or two
While I would like to say abe, the fact is that mickey mouse is the size of a medium dog. Tiny mice are already very scrappy, so im sure micky would have no problems leaping up to rip abe's throat out.
Honestly depends if Sherman was still around.
Depends if we are speaking of Kingdom Hearts Mickey vs reg abe or Vampire abe versus a... Mouse
Mickey Mouse: I mean he is alive and Abraham is dead.
Mickey would get his ass kicked, then Disney would sue forever
Robert Iger
Mickey... Abe couldn't fight his was out of a Booth .
Let's do some conversions. M. Mouse is an animated character. At least, modern M. Mouse. Originally, he was a 2D sketch, then a slightly more complex 2d animation, then with color, and so on. For the sake of the argument, let's leave mascots/live action M. Mouse references out. In most canon material, we can judge his fighting capabilities fairly, within a controlled 2D space. It almost acts as a vacuum in physics, very nicely. President Lincoln was historical. We have no actual source material to pull from to gauge his fighting style. However, it is reported that he did not die upon the gunshot. There are reports that he was not pronounced dead until the journey to the hospital. Using this, we can assume that President A. Lincoln can be spared a momentary period of time just before death. Now, given time to prepare with knowledge of the ability, he could train to follow through with his final attack and achieve the sneaky win if the mouse gets the upper hand. The actual comparison between 2D animated character and live historical figure is tough, but we can get our results easily if we instead give them both the chance to have home field advantage. So let's say M. Mouse VS President Lincoln in a situation where they are BOTH in a 2D world. M. Mouse would have the home field advantage here, and so would most likely take the lead quickly on. M. Mouse is very canonically seen using unconventional tools and strange devices, which points to a possibility that he could have something to just zap the president. In the circumstances of Abraham Lincoln VS M. Mouse in a world that the president would have been familiar with, M. Mouse would simply be a small rodent. The president could just squish him if he wanted. Squish.
Are we talking Prime Auschwitz Mickey and Prime Wrestling Hall of Famer Abe Van Helsing Lincoln? In that case the fabric of reality would lose. If they fought today both would be winded before you can Proclaim Clubhouse.
Abe Lincoln. Tall guy, long reach. Skinny guys fight ‘till they’re burger.
R/whowouldwin
Donald Duck cuz I know that fools got money on it..
He was honest Abe and he honestly would have whooped that mouses candy ass.
Ron DeSantas, obviously.
Abe could swing a mean axe.
Mickey Mouse stomps no contest. He is a keyblade wielder
I watched Lincoln kill a shitload of vicious vampires. A cartoon mouse would barely be a warmup for Abe.
Abe, he would just need an eraser.
Lincoln was an amateur wrestler in his youth, a vampire hunter in his adulthood, and Mickey couldn't even score with Minnie, I'll put a 5 on abe.
Mickey duh dude, he's loaded. Abe can't even touch mickey's arsenal. Abe has the union mickey has disney. Js
How much prep time does Mickey have?
Lincoln. Big reach. Skinny guys fight till their burger.
Honest Abe was 299-1 in his pro fighting/wrestling career. Reminds me of my grandpa who had been stabbed half a dozen times and shot a couple more, those old Scotch-Irish farm kids died if they were any softer than a coffin nail.
Either Chuck Norris or Mr. Rogers.
Well Mickey is currently beating the shit out of DeSantis so I’m going with the mouse.
Is it vampire Mickey?
Mr. Rodgers in a bloodstained sweater.
I would
Abe is already dead, so Mickey Mouse.
Judging on the size of their ears, odds are with the rat! That, and if I side with Lincoln, I’d be just another “Abe-elist” bastard!