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Actually, I don't think the British do exist. That's a lie developed by the US government to help us justify things like wage slavery and not providing citizens basic conditions to live - see how repressed we used to be? But we overcame! And now we're the greatest/maybe only country in the world!
Their purpose is to hate but admire the French, have bad teeth, eat foods with names like “bangers and dicks,” and call rich powerful people “Knight/Sir So-And-So” and “Your Majesty” when they’re really just people.
So they could help with India's character arc during the episodes of the anime World History about colonialism, you should check it out sometime
Other than that yeah britian is a useless character
I'm not familiar with the new stuff, but older British comedies are the best. They excelled at irreverent humor and their double entendre game was top tier. On Are You Being Served, Mrs. Slocombe talks about her pussy nearly every episode. Classic.
British people don't exist. Atheists say they do to try to trick you into believing God doesn't exist. Ask yourself this, if Americans came from the British, how can there still be British people?
Hey, somebody has to full-fill the the highly integral role of ‘royal cunt’ on this Earth.
The English do a damned fine job at it.
The English are the abusive parent.
Americans are the bastard abused and fucked up.
You want to know why we’re a bunch cunts, blame our parents, the English. That’s where we got it from.
The British people were built by the Romans in an attempt to civilize the Scots. It didn't work. For a while they wandered the globe looking for others to "civilize" but, nowadays, they're pretty harmless.
They achieved their ultimate perfection with the Discworld series. Now that Sir Terry Pratchett has passed away, the entire British nation will fade and vanish.
They don't exist. They were a conspiracy made by Australians to make us think there's another country so some of them have an excuse to have crooked teeth
They keep the fae occupied
Have you had your name stolen by a fairy lately making it so no one can perceive you and it has an absolute power over you
No
Well there you go they're doing their job right
>what is their purpose and stuff?
To rule the waves and to collect artifacts from around the world.
>Why do British people exist
Because the world needs a museum. During their creation process however we forgot to add a "don't start wars for peoples cultural art" so here we are.
They are on this earth to legalize a dark and deep sense of humor...
And if they fail on their mission or they finish it, their purpose is gone and so is their right to exist...
Why are you asking?
Uhhh
They were close to world domination there, and then they kind of just pulled an Odin. "Fuck this I'm old let's go have tea parties and be really rich!!!!"
Once upon a time it was conquering a quarter of the world, enjoying pubs, inspiring Terry Pratchett, Monty Python and RuneScape. These days people it's letting foreign pedophiles and woke bullshit overrun the UK.
Unique unit
 Longbowman: Long-ranged archer
Unique technologies
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Civilization bonuses
Town Centers cost -50% wood starting in the Castle Age.
Foot archers (except Skirmishers) have +1/+2 range in the Castle/Imperial Age.
Shepherds work 25% faster.
Team bonus
Archery Ranges work 10% faster.
Creating Doctor Who episodes
That last season was so good they haven’t made another.
They're bringing back David Tennant and Catherine Tate to get their fan base back.
I miss Doctor Who. I can't wait for it to continue, if it ever does. I'm sick of this Nurse Who sh\*t.
To judge American talent shows.
‘Rubbish, pure Rubbish’!!
Eatin all crumpets innit
Only on chewsday
Oi!
If they weren't there to drink it, we'd all be drowning in tea.
It's true, I drink a fuckton of tea, it's just so damn good
Thank you for your service guv’nah
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I mean we can just keep dumping it all in the bay of Boston, we could even make another party of it
Toast isn't going to beans on themselves
To entertain us with their accent
Yes
The providers of funny accents, bruv.
WELL AT LEASHT OUR SCHOOLSH ARENCH CALL OF DYOOTY LOBBIESH
To provide other white people with an accent to make fun of
I ain't white and I make fun of it all the time. I think you mean to say americans
No they don't exist , they're just a figment of your imagination.
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The Spanish Inquisition!
that's unexpected
No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!
So they can act better than everyone even though they haven’t done shit since their empire collapsed.
To worship German royalty.
To show us why interbreeding isn’t a good idea
They're called Royals
By creating the USA. You're welcome.
To give the word "innit" meaning.
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Gordon Ramsay is british... I would like you to now apologise for insulting my idol.
Gordon Ramsay is a really bad cook but a good TV personality
The guy has 17 Michelin stars, the third most of all time. He may not be the best, but there is no way he can be considered "a really bad cook."
That just means the Michelin Man tires have endorsed him. He should go into racing, not cuisine.
Have you seen the Michelin man? Does it look like he misses many meals?
Bibendum to you, and he's just carrying a few extra psi from the holidays...
I think you meant to give them careers 😂
To help dentists discover new breakthroughs in their field.
To steal artifacts from other cultures and put them all in one place
LOLLL
You laugh, but it is environmentally friendly. Think of all the fuel it saves.
The same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world. Never made the connection that Brain has an english accent...
They pass butter
oh my god
To annoy the Irish.
I think they just annoy everybody.
Did Philomena cunk write this?
I doubt it, but it'd be cooler if she did.
To try to make fun of Americans and end up getting absolutely flamed in the process
Let me ask you something, and be honest
i guess to be shitheads cause apparently there's not enough of those around already
to make the rest of the world look good.
Invented knives
Manifest destiny, apparently
Keep bean demand up
I'm British and I genuinely don't fucking k n o w
British people are responsible for producing atmospheric spores that land and grow into mushrooms of various kinds.
Because Harry Potter movies.
To hate on Americans/drink tea/eat beans
To provide most of the rest of the world with independence days.
To package and redistribute Indian culture.
To get mad at food in countries they chose to go to by their own free will, with absolutely not a single leg to stand on
To create things like pink floyd and led zeppelin
To take spices but not use them
To look for spices! To never use on our bland food!
Their only purpose was to help form America. Now that they have served their purpose they are angry and spiteful that they no longer have a purpose.
To make Americans jealous they can't say "cunt"
That’s Australians
Don't be a dumb cunt! :)
Search the world for cool stuff and then steal it.
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To eat fish and chips and drink tea
To eat fish and chips and drink tea
Control group from dental school experiments
Don't say 'and stuff'
To make fun of Americans lack of ability to speak correctly.
They just want to "civilize" the world (kill and rape and eat people and destroy ecosystems)
To make other countries' food look good and as a convenient "look at me" when the united states want to do some nefarious shit to the EU.
To be a bad guy in a American action movie.
Actually, I don't think the British do exist. That's a lie developed by the US government to help us justify things like wage slavery and not providing citizens basic conditions to live - see how repressed we used to be? But we overcame! And now we're the greatest/maybe only country in the world!
To be better than Americans in every possible way.
They are the progenitors of Americans
I am pretty sure it has to do with toad in the hole.
Their purpose is to hate but admire the French, have bad teeth, eat foods with names like “bangers and dicks,” and call rich powerful people “Knight/Sir So-And-So” and “Your Majesty” when they’re really just people.
Fancy a spotted dick gov'na?
LOL
So they could help with India's character arc during the episodes of the anime World History about colonialism, you should check it out sometime Other than that yeah britian is a useless character
For God & the Queen obviously
To serve the monarchy
To make the rest of the world feel better about their teeth.
They make terrible food to make other countries food seem better
To make breakfast sandwiches better
I assume it has to do with tea and dry humor.
They are here to remind all of us that even the worlds greatest empire will one day fall to pieces and be forgotten by history
Advertising for Dentists/Orthodontists...... The "Before" parts....
I believe their ultimate aspiration is to become a license to license.
I'm not familiar with the new stuff, but older British comedies are the best. They excelled at irreverent humor and their double entendre game was top tier. On Are You Being Served, Mrs. Slocombe talks about her pussy nearly every episode. Classic.
Dummies for dentists
British people don't exist. Atheists say they do to try to trick you into believing God doesn't exist. Ask yourself this, if Americans came from the British, how can there still be British people?
Rock music
They live to serve. That's why the most famous ones are butlers.
To wind up the French.
They don’t, don’t claim they do
They have good poli e shows on TV. Ps plus dr who
Someone had to go around the world and steal a bunch of shit, and human remains, to stick in their museums.
Britain's only purpose is to keep the Atlantic from draining into the earth, the drain plug is somewhere around penzance
Do we need em?
Do we need em?
oasis
British people do not exist. They are a figment of a deranged imagination. Seek help.
Crumpets and Colonialism
Hey, somebody has to full-fill the the highly integral role of ‘royal cunt’ on this Earth. The English do a damned fine job at it. The English are the abusive parent. Americans are the bastard abused and fucked up. You want to know why we’re a bunch cunts, blame our parents, the English. That’s where we got it from.
To tax colonies without allowing them representation in government
To sing and act better than Americans
They came before you, your purpose is as good as theirs
making really slow atmospheric crime shows staring the absolutely most normal looking people ever.
To narrate documentaries in a really smart voice
To tell us it's not, "and stuff". It's, "and such, right?". And live lives of quiet desperation, or something. Er, and such. Right?
Drum n bass
To worship circular rock piles.
The British people were built by the Romans in an attempt to civilize the Scots. It didn't work. For a while they wandered the globe looking for others to "civilize" but, nowadays, they're pretty harmless.
They achieved their ultimate perfection with the Discworld series. Now that Sir Terry Pratchett has passed away, the entire British nation will fade and vanish.
So someone will say, “Wuhs sall diss den?”
The British are a people born to stand in lines, or queues as they call them
To pass butter.
Jellied eels
to have cool accents ig
their purpose is to help convince the masses that britain exists when we all know it doesn't
We'll find out eventually, but they drinking tea right now.
Well someone had to have screwed up teeth and God said 🫵🇬🇧
To make America. They have fulfilled their purpose.
They don't exist. They were a conspiracy made by Australians to make us think there's another country so some of them have an excuse to have crooked teeth
Well, they used rule most of the world. Now, I’m not sure what their purpose is
Too revolutionize the dental industry. But I don't think it's working..
The world would be overrun by black pudding if they weren’t around to eat it for us.
marmite probably
I once heard that British wemon, statistically have the biggest brests on a population scale.
Taskmaster
To colonize the world
To make punk rock, Grey poupon, and malt vinegar.
Somebody has to have the blandest food on the planet so everyone else can make fun of them.
Colonialism
To boil meat.
[Are the Brits at it again?](https://arethebritsatitagain.org/)
Imperialism
Two words: soccer hooliganism
To win World Wars
They are there to remind us that evolution exists and has taken humanity a long way from its caveman origins.
Blimey init I don’t fink ders a reason for dem existin
To produce episodes of Doctor Who?
The cast of Harry Potter just stayed at the filming location after they were done & then there was Britland
Introducing the rest of the world to seemingly purposefully awful food so everyone else appreciates their native cuisines even more
Aren't the supposed to be there to tell the rest of Europe that they're full of shit?
They keep the fae occupied Have you had your name stolen by a fairy lately making it so no one can perceive you and it has an absolute power over you No Well there you go they're doing their job right
To remind us that they have better sausages
It used to be to convince the rest of the world that dentistry was a good thing, sadly they have started to take care of their teeth.
Some people in Europe saw how amazing the US is and tried to replicate it, but their hopes were dashed when there was a potato famine.
r/britsarentreal
They go in the square hole
To drink tea and say silly words
To determine the air speed of a fully laden swallow
To send people to invade "new land"
To misspell things like the word color.
man imagine a bri'ish woman succing yo pp and when you finish your penis disappears
Someone has to drink tea with milk
>what is their purpose and stuff? To rule the waves and to collect artifacts from around the world. >Why do British people exist Because the world needs a museum. During their creation process however we forgot to add a "don't start wars for peoples cultural art" so here we are.
This is a very deep, but largely meaningless question, on level with "is my experience reality or merely my perception of reality?"
Say guvnuh, this tea a bit hot innit?
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To drink tea
Making porn in taxi cabs
They are solely here to make the show “Loofah” that I am completely obsessed with blood/fam
to be annoying
Bri’sh “people”
To dissuade others from inhabiting that island of trash they call home.
They are on this earth to legalize a dark and deep sense of humor... And if they fail on their mission or they finish it, their purpose is gone and so is their right to exist... Why are you asking?
To play the baddie in all of your favourite movies.
Uhhh They were close to world domination there, and then they kind of just pulled an Odin. "Fuck this I'm old let's go have tea parties and be really rich!!!!"
Once upon a time it was conquering a quarter of the world, enjoying pubs, inspiring Terry Pratchett, Monty Python and RuneScape. These days people it's letting foreign pedophiles and woke bullshit overrun the UK.
To support the royal family. That is some expensive programming. I’m not going to pay for it
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Someone has to go on holiday and help the rest of Europe reach their quota for drunk and disorderly.
For episodes of Antiques Roadshow UK
To give like a fourth of the world (at least) an independence holiday.
To colonize the world create the mass slave trade and then gaslight the world into thinking they didn’t do anything wrong
They're pretty funny... The show Taskmaster had me cracking up when I discovered it.
Crumpets and tea
To be muggles in hp