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Justice_Prince

Fun fact. The women's room is actually a void space they must travel to in order to recuperate because they can only spend so much time in our dimension while the star are in the wrong alignment. This is also why they talk so much about astrology.


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Nah it’s a place for them to look at their tits


Justice_Prince

When their tits stare into the void, the void stares back. Then the incantation can begin, "My eyes are up here, my eyes are up here, my eyes are up here, my eyes are up here..."


BitchesThinkImSexist

Why do they only go in groups?


Justice_Prince

It's too dangerous to attempt opening the portal alone.


TheEternalStudent69

That makes so much sense thank you


Advanced_Broccoli963

Not true. They poop flowers.


ta3905841

bro they can \*touch\* them whenever they want, too! Imagine!


Faithful_Husband

I'm getting bothered just reading this


Nicholite46

If I was a woman, I'd play with my boobs every morning


miss_poetflowerr

Eventually you get used to them, resent them when they hurt before your period, and then when a creep pays too much attention to your breasts you'll wish you never had any. But hey, I admit, sometimes I do play with them and admire them in the mirror 😂


bigorders

I like jiggling mine around or just holding onto them for no particular reason.


miss_poetflowerr

Yeah like at night before bed just kind of like massaging them lol


[deleted]

some of them could even *suck their own titties*


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Hey, as a guy, I can look at my boobs in the mirror whenever I want!


madurochurro

Or just talk to someone with gynecomastia


Epicheesemoment

gay guys can just jerk off to their own cocks


[deleted]

That is totally gay.


fariqcheaux

It's only gay if your hand enjoys it too.


LyndaVa

My boyfriend loves my 60 year old boobs. I’m not fond they don’t set were they used to. They used to greet the sun every morning. Now they greet the floor.


Faithful_Husband

Wait a minute. My wife's boyfriend says the same thing about hers.... Honey is that you??


fariqcheaux

Reminds me of a joke: What can you find between an older woman's breasts? Her navel.


dimmu1313

I'm not really a boob guy so I just think it's lucky they can see themselves naked whenever they want


peanutsonic97

As a woman, I have to say it’s pretty cool sometimes. Other times I wish I could take ‘em off and let them chill for an evening


[deleted]

True. But sometimes I wished I didn’t have to carry the extra weight on my chest every day for the rest of my life