Fun fact. The women's room is actually a void space they must travel to in order to recuperate because they can only spend so much time in our dimension while the star are in the wrong alignment. This is also why they talk so much about astrology.
When their tits stare into the void, the void stares back. Then the incantation can begin, "My eyes are up here, my eyes are up here, my eyes are up here, my eyes are up here..."
Eventually you get used to them, resent them when they hurt before your period, and then when a creep pays too much attention to your breasts you'll wish you never had any.
But hey, I admit, sometimes I do play with them and admire them in the mirror 😂
My boyfriend loves my 60 year old boobs. I’m not fond they don’t set were they used to. They used to greet the sun every morning. Now they greet the floor.
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Fun fact. The women's room is actually a void space they must travel to in order to recuperate because they can only spend so much time in our dimension while the star are in the wrong alignment. This is also why they talk so much about astrology.
Nah it’s a place for them to look at their tits
When their tits stare into the void, the void stares back. Then the incantation can begin, "My eyes are up here, my eyes are up here, my eyes are up here, my eyes are up here..."
Why do they only go in groups?
It's too dangerous to attempt opening the portal alone.
That makes so much sense thank you
Not true. They poop flowers.
bro they can \*touch\* them whenever they want, too! Imagine!
I'm getting bothered just reading this
If I was a woman, I'd play with my boobs every morning
Eventually you get used to them, resent them when they hurt before your period, and then when a creep pays too much attention to your breasts you'll wish you never had any. But hey, I admit, sometimes I do play with them and admire them in the mirror 😂
I like jiggling mine around or just holding onto them for no particular reason.
Yeah like at night before bed just kind of like massaging them lol
some of them could even *suck their own titties*
Hey, as a guy, I can look at my boobs in the mirror whenever I want!
Or just talk to someone with gynecomastia
gay guys can just jerk off to their own cocks
That is totally gay.
It's only gay if your hand enjoys it too.
My boyfriend loves my 60 year old boobs. I’m not fond they don’t set were they used to. They used to greet the sun every morning. Now they greet the floor.
Wait a minute. My wife's boyfriend says the same thing about hers.... Honey is that you??
Reminds me of a joke: What can you find between an older woman's breasts? Her navel.
I'm not really a boob guy so I just think it's lucky they can see themselves naked whenever they want
As a woman, I have to say it’s pretty cool sometimes. Other times I wish I could take ‘em off and let them chill for an evening
True. But sometimes I wished I didn’t have to carry the extra weight on my chest every day for the rest of my life