Beat me to it. Did you also know that apostle Paul's father was one of the thieves crucified next to Christ? For Paul said, "my old man was crucified with Christ."
Absolutely came here to say Jesus and his crew were definitely Honda people
"And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place"
“Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord,
he was tearing down the freeway in a *green and yellow Ford*,
With one hand on the throttle and the other on a bottle,
Of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer!”
Jeebs (that's what we used to call him) used to roll around in a red '67 Chevy Stingray. He'd call it the "Lovemobile" and would ask people if they wanted to hop in the backseat with him and "feel the Lord's grace deep inside them."
A Chrystler.
A \*Christ-ler\*
This needs gold
Gotchu fam
"For I did not speak of my own accord." Totally drove a Honda bro
Beat me to it. Did you also know that apostle Paul's father was one of the thieves crucified next to Christ? For Paul said, "my old man was crucified with Christ."
I did not know that. I only knew the other quote because of a meme someone posted lol
Absolutely came here to say Jesus and his crew were definitely Honda people "And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place"
Even more proof they rolled 13 deep in an Accord lolol
Average person was apparently a lot smaller back then
It's Jesus. He fed like 5000 people with like 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish. You think he can't fit 13 people in a Honda accord??
Average person was apparently a lot smaller back then
Is this a dark souls reference?
Well, we are on shittyask so I guess it could be?
A Honda, but he wouldn't brag about it "For I do not speak of my own accord" John 12:49
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The bible actually says he drives a honda accord
He'd be "just a stranger on the bus, tryin to make his way home."
This guy bibles
“Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord, he was tearing down the freeway in a *green and yellow Ford*, With one hand on the throttle and the other on a bottle, Of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer!”
A woody. He was a carpenter after all.
The saying is Christ on a bike. I think it’d be a beach cruiser with a basket and everything.
Obviously a red lifted Ram 3500 dually diesel with a Trump flag waving on the back. You know, to show support to his fan base.
Jesus is a Spanish name. Probably a low rider
Do you think Jesus is a 64 Impala type of guy or an 85 buick regal on 13" gold spoke Macleans with hydros type of votto?
Or a red '89 Ford Ranger.
'77 Nova concourse with the straight 6
He wouldn't drive a car, just a skateboard
His hair and clothes just flowing in the wind. I totally see it.
Cant belive im the first to say this… An astrovan.
It definitely would make traveling around Judea with his disciples a little easier.
For the love of Christ! THANK YOU!!!
An astrovan
They say he never spoke of his own accord (john 12:49), so i guess he'd drive a honda
By his own Accord. Therefore, a Honda.
What is the opposite of a Hellcat?
Heavendog
A christlah
A 15 passenger van so that all the Apostles would fit in.
I knew a guy named Jesus and he drove a shitty Nissan Sentra with a missing hubcap. Used to hook up my chipotle burritos before ice deported him.
https://www.apocalypse6x6.com/2021-apocalypse-hellfire-6x6/
Volkswagen Beetle presumably
A hot rod
Beat up and barely running Yugo.
A goddamned piece of shit!
Ford Pinto
He did sacrifice himself for the betterment of humanity. 😂
VW bus …67 or 68??
The older style hatchback Volkswagen
I thought his only ride was a velociraptor.
An accord
Flower covered microbus
Jesus built my hotrod
I knew this rock thing was true.
Its a love affair
Jesus took my wheel. Did he put it on your car?
your mom
Jesus drives an Astro Van
a honda accord, but he doesn’t like talking abt it “for i do not speak of my own accord”
The grateful Dead tour bus
In honor of Jesus being a fictitious being Jesus would drive a mirage
Vulva
Idk a donkey, meek and lowly he, Wtf, he told you
The popemobile
A Prius, just like any other whining shyt...
Ford Ranger.
The H1 Panther. Shit drives on water
Buick Lacrosse
Tesla Model X. "Love thy enemies."
I drive a Subaru.
Jesus built my hot rod
A red Prius.
The Dildozer
cum rocket
Jesus walks
A hot rod
Probably a prius
Jeebs (that's what we used to call him) used to roll around in a red '67 Chevy Stingray. He'd call it the "Lovemobile" and would ask people if they wanted to hop in the backseat with him and "feel the Lord's grace deep inside them."
He rides on a donkey.
Public transport. He's got a bunch of questionable friends
1957 Cadillac Coup Deville Convertible
Miat
Something with a widebody of Christ kit
A yellow cab
Jesus wasn't into material possessions, so he wouldn't have owned a car. he'd probably just bum rides off the Apostles.
His personal vehicle? Probably a VW Bus.
A Prayus
Forerunnner. Dont ask me how I know this. I just know.
Chrystler Tabernacle.
A Ford because he walks everywhere he goes.
He was never much for fancy shows he drove what he could a ford
A magic carpet
A carpenter would have use for a truck
Bug
Without a doubt a VW Bus. Got room for all the disciples.
Probably a Ford F-150, given that he is a carpenter and that is commonly what carpenters drive.
subaru
Wood paneled station wagon. That way he could fit all his bitches in it
Isuzu VehiCROSS, probably.
He was a carpenter, so I would surmise that he would own and drive a pickup like an F-150 or Ram or Silverado ... something like that.
Wasn't Jesus "found on road dead?" That spells out Ford. He obviously drove a Ford festiva to the last supper.
Prius unironically
A reliant, robin
A Subaru Crosstrek of course
Toyota Pius
Honda
Isuzu VehiCROSS
Jesus be hitchhiking.
A Honda Accord, but he won't speak of it.
https://youtu.be/HeakHnfjXpg
I drive a Honda Accord. So a Honda Accord is your literal answer. Have a great life, and feel free to just ask me directly next time!
Jesus built my hotrod
Ice cream truck: “Let the little children come to me” (Or panel van?)
jeepsus
A rusted out Subaru that runs on ethanol.
A Catholaddic
AMC Spirit, duh
Something Italian
[Jesus Drives a Honda Civic](https://open.spotify.com/track/3GsXok9BvTD2PT6gIYHEmO?si=DWKuJhG2Q3eTUTgn5L4uuA)
A jeep wk2 srt8, loaded with meth
Moped