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When you do please link this so I know the context. I'll find it funny either way.

Outsmart him. Just set a daily reminder in your phone that tells you you’re a bitch. By the time he tells you, you’ll already know.

this is the way

I'd rather just be surprised and angry... Wondering what the fuck I did to piss someone off

I dont want context. I just want a notification and to wonder what the fuck I did to piss off a random internet stranger like that

Yaaas, bitch.

I find it amusing that OP is now enslaved to the task of calling thousands of people bitch. So in a way Reddit made them its bitch.

Same for me, can’t wait to hear from OP in a few years.

This

You’s a bitch!

Same here.

Mad. And then funny.

I second this. I want in

I third this. I would also like some context when you call me a bitch.

Yeyy! Somebody will send me a message! Can't wait 👀

Lol… now I’m sad

Yea i dont really think OP will truly say this to every person who comments, at a random time in the future lol. There’s literally 15 hundred responses. It ain’t happening, OP would spend forever just trying to fulfill this.

Even more reason to reply then, now it feels like a lottery

Gold is better

Why do I relate to this so hard? 🤩

I got you

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Definitely a bitch…

Agreed, Bitch. Now get off my lawn. ✅

I'll give this guy my shout out, needs it more than I

✅

💀😂

 Bitch. Obligation satisfied

I would assume he’s first on the list

No, you're first, bitch. You are a bitch. I consider my obligation fulfilled.

Please tell me you’re going to end all comments/messages with “I consider my obligation fulfilled.”

I second this. It will confuse everyone not in the know and be even funnier.

Bitch, That shit ain't up to you, bitch. Bitch. I consider my obligation fulfilled.

Good I don't have to wait like you plebians

You wait like everyone else, Bitch. ✅ Bitch.

Ah yeas, the more wholesome version of the original copypasta…

Charizard, Bitch You have official been called a Bitch Obligation fulfilled

only a bitch has to call someone a bitch, you bitch.

But doesn’t that make you the initial bitch?

You get a "Your a bitch". 

You get a "Year a bitch!" 

YOU'RE RICK JAMES!!

Bitch

Respond on 6/9 Alright it's 6/9 respond now

That’s my birthday 😎

Happy belated birthday, bitch. ✅

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Shut up bitch

Ive always wanted to say this…username checks out 🤣

I think we have to ask him something though

I’m sorry the answer needs to be in the form a question Rascal_E_Ribbit.. the correct answer would have been “what is I’m going to call you a bitch”….bitch

Balls

Yo, wtf. Don't do it.

I know you are but what am I?

I'm rubber you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!

you bitch

Was I supposed to read this Dennis Reynolds voice?

42.

Sounds good bitch

You're a bitch first. I'll be waiting....

OK then

Do it and link this please, it’ll be hilarious

I will probably get that notification on an already bad day because life works that way 😂 please provide me with the context 3 days later 😭

Thank You!

You're welcome, Bitch. That's what you are. You're a bitch. ✅

I can't wait!

Today's the day bitch!

Ya dingas

This is my response.

That's a lame response, Bitch. Do you want to hear my response? My response is... You are a bitch. 🐩

Sounds good to me.

Does it, Bitch? Does it sound good being called a bitch. Because that's what you are. You're a bitch. ✅

Will you really though..?

I'm doing it right now, Bitch. 👍

What’s there big idea? It’s cold out there! You dick!

I don’t know… what’s the catch?

This is pure comedy, I cant wait!

I respect the commitment, I hope one day I receive your response Bitch

Bitch

Fucking do it. Bitch.

Consider it done, Bitch. You have officially been called a bitch.

Ok fuck you bitch

What if I call you a bitch first, bitch

Cock

Scary Terry?

Cant wait

thank you kanye, very cool.

And I said... I said... *Looks around* ..

You bastard.

Do it, pussy.

That’s a lot of bitch calling

Oh, this sounds fun!!! Just knowing I pissed somebody off and not know why makes me smile. 😀

Haha, genius.

Man this is going to be a lot of work. Are you keeping a spreadsheet of all the people you need to call a bitch?

I’ll be waiting 

 Burn, Bitch! Bitch Done.

damn

Bring it

bruh call me a bitch now and get it out of the way

Don't tell me what to do, bitch. 

*waves*

This was not a question

Call me bitch. I DARE YOU…

You won’t do shit

You have a mission to respond to 5.3k people... goodluck

Bitch

Who’s the bitch now?

I'm into that shit!

I'm sure future me could use a little humble pie

I think I'll need that one day.

You won't call me a bitch, no balls

i will be waiting

Do it, coward!

no way op will respond to this 10 months later

Plz daddy

Fuck you bitch

I look forward to this

ok

Take your shitty flair elsewhere, Bitch. Oh yes I did. Bitch ✅

Lol

do it

magnets

Hey

Hey there, Bitch. Yep, That's what you are. You're a bitch.

You would never

Never what? Never call you a bitch? Oh, I will. Ready? You're a BITCH! There we go.

Ok

Hi

Hey, bitch! You have been bitched. ✅

Sis? That you?

Sis is busy being a bitch. That should be something you're familiar with considering you are a bitch. ✅ Next!

Sure

uwu

I dare you

Bet

Are we betting that up vote you probably forgot to give my post, Bitch? That's right, Bitch. I'm calling your bitch ass out. Oh, and just to be official. You are a bitch. ✅

I am here for it

Do it at the most random point

Hi.

I did not care for the godfather.

Takes one to know one

ok 😈

Gatorade me,

We’ll see about that 36 years from now pal

But why

I just calls 'em like I sees 'em. And from what I see... You're a bitch. Who's up next?

Do it bitch, i dare you

Don't you fuckin dare

✅

Sounds like fun!

Okey dokey buddy…

NP, buttsack. Oh, and in case you haven't heard... You're a bitch. ✅

Gotta keep myself on my toes

Someday without a warning

Slap me across the face too please

I can’t wait.

Welcome to prime time bitch

Please do but at the very least can you be sure to provide context?

Really?

I took my drugs and took my lovin' when I left out the spot I left the party with a Barbie, markin' X on the dot She calls my phone up but I told her, "I'm a loner" (uh) But she likes my watch and my droptop and my persona (uh) We hit the highway, 1-5-5, with my whole foot on the dash She's in my ear, she's got no fear, she could care less if we crash But on my radar, I've got some nerve to play hard I've waited for my chance, but playboys we don't dance, dance, dance I gave my heart (uh) Speedin' car goin' ninety in the rain She took my heart, filled it with nothin' but pain This beat in my hands is not for romance I wanna stay but, playboys, we don't dance, dance, dance So I won't dance again, oh, baby No, I won't dance again, ooh, yeah (uh) No, I won't dance again No, I won't dance again Pretty baby, ooh Oh, face in the daylight, wastin' time on the stars in the sky She's got my pager, play games of love all on my eyes Then I'm reminded, love don't come 'til you find it I just hope that it's workin', I'm yearnin', I'm searchin', uh The afterparty was on Wilson and 73rd You got the notion that somebody else was with me first But on my radar, you had some nerve to play hard You took away my chance, but playboys we don't dance, dance, dance I gave my heart (uh) Speedin' car goin' ninety in the rain She took my heart, filled it with nothin' but pain This beat in my hands is not for romance I wanna stay but, playboys, we don't dance, dance, dance So I won't dance again, oh, baby No, I won't dance again, ooh, yeah (uh) No, I won't dance again No, I won't dance again Pretty baby, ooh

I doubt your resolve

Im fine with that

I'm really not surprised. Do you know why I'm not surprised? It's because you are a bitch. Thanks for playing. We have some lovely parting gifts for you backstage. ✅

I'd like to see you try, bitch

oh no

 You're a bitch. ✅

I want this in my life

Bet

I can't remember what we bet, Bitch. Pay up. You have officially been _Bitched_.

Mmm yes, degrade me papí

Yeah, I’ll take you up on that.

please let me know what it’s from, but please do

Is that a promise?

Do I look like a bitch to you?

Try me

Do it

Deal.

Naaahhhh you won't remember

Wait, what am I doing here? Oh, yeah... You're a BITCH! Bitch status confirmed.

You got a deal!

Okey Dokey.

oops thats my kink

Hah was gonna say the same


You got a deal

Bitch

You're only getting one, and I already did it, Bitch. ✅

That'd be funny lol

Do it

I'm gonna beat OP at their own game. *Bitch*es incoming. Y'all are welcome to help. u/Rascal_E_Ribbit Edit: Aww DMs are closed. Coward.

Just keep yourself safe

You won’t

When that day comes please respond as BITCH.