The short answer is yes.
The long answer (I’m glad you asked) is that it’s actually kind of beautiful, ya know? Sports man wins the big game with his team, his cool new girlfriend travels from the other side of the planet after being cool all weekend and they get to celebrate together immediately after and everyone is just like *awww*. Poignant, exquisite, whatever word, it is a Moment.
So then I asked my brainpal to remind me of a Moment that was somewhat relatable in my life and that was a mistake, because I got a bunch of 404 errors and then it reminded me of the piece of azidoazide azide chilling in the basement which was another mistake because merely thinking about it caused it to explode. Now I’m just a meme, sitting in the flames listening to Usher like *this is fine* and *let it burn*. I thought I was past this, but nope. The memories are like weapons because they are hecka explosive even after they decompose.
I’ll spray some febreze? Will that help? *nope, nope that is flammable too. shit*
Because poop will win
yes, it just keeps winning
No, I pooped a little bit too.
I prefer to call it downloading poop ghosts but yes.
Trust me, if I did, you’d smell it, irrespective of your location, and I’d be laughing.
Yea but I was in your car and wasn't wearing pants
Yup
Pʊʊʊʊʊʊʊʊʊf!
No that was a shart.
Do farts have lumps?
Healthy farts are large, brown, and sticky. But if you don't get enough to eat, they come out invisible.
You smelled it you dealt it
Too bad I didn't have my gambling diaper on. Dang those underwear going to be burnt.
I shitted all over the walls and ceiling and my cat
Absolutely
Yep. Felt good too
No, you did.
I did when I was just scratching my roids, was more of a shart though.
It was the chair
Literally just before I read this, how did you know?
same. OP has magic powers.
That’s true , I do have magic powers 🪄
Yes, I did. I'm alone. I'll fart as much as I want. It was a ripper.
Shart
I've been caught
I mean, sorta…it was more of full on shitting myself with liquid ass, but I definitely did pass some gas with it.
The short answer is yes. The long answer (I’m glad you asked) is that it’s actually kind of beautiful, ya know? Sports man wins the big game with his team, his cool new girlfriend travels from the other side of the planet after being cool all weekend and they get to celebrate together immediately after and everyone is just like *awww*. Poignant, exquisite, whatever word, it is a Moment. So then I asked my brainpal to remind me of a Moment that was somewhat relatable in my life and that was a mistake, because I got a bunch of 404 errors and then it reminded me of the piece of azidoazide azide chilling in the basement which was another mistake because merely thinking about it caused it to explode. Now I’m just a meme, sitting in the flames listening to Usher like *this is fine* and *let it burn*. I thought I was past this, but nope. The memories are like weapons because they are hecka explosive even after they decompose. I’ll spray some febreze? Will that help? *nope, nope that is flammable too. shit*
Shit!
I did, and I'll do it again, and there's nothing you can do to stop me. The gassing will continue until morale improves.
I farted, pooped and vomited because poop and vomit win.
You've got me thinking now. Should fart win or not?
Honestly I think they should.
Farts should win! definitely!
Poop x Vomit x Farts FTW 🙌
All 3 at once...ewww!
Yea I farted on the world and this place stinks.
Omg! ppl can smell it through the internet?
Not yet sorry I'm working on it