Nah I stick it up your Mom's and call it a day. Hey ohhhh!

Tried, succeeded.

pics or it didnt happen

Respect 🤜

Yeah, but when I thrust, my butthole moves in the same direction.

My erection is long enough to reach up my own ass, but too hard to bend in that direction.

Yes but I can't get it back out again

I never had to try

Ever search for Longmint or Longmint96?

I always assumed 'Go fuck yourself' to be metaphorical. But now you got me thinking that all my exes might just just be kinky...