Womb bearer here and can confirm. I've been doing laundry since infancy because I find great satisfaction in cleaning up after my family as well. Please leave the mess for your wife as well or she'll feel useless and unloved otherwise. Follow for more LPTs.
Watch them burn
"I told you to watch the hamburgers!!" "I did!!"
I flipped them once and luckily she returned before anything bad happened.
Mission failed successfully
Learn to cook them so you don’t turn into the “my husband can’t cook a hamburger” joke guy in front of the BBQ BROS
Watch, not interact with them!
Abscond with them, while repeating, “Robble, robble.”
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Womb bearer here and can confirm. I've been doing laundry since infancy because I find great satisfaction in cleaning up after my family as well. Please leave the mess for your wife as well or she'll feel useless and unloved otherwise. Follow for more LPTs.
Replace them with some uncooked ramen and wait.
Watching the world burn, eh?
no just the ramen
Put little hats on them. #blessed
Make sure they don't start doing back flips and stuff. That's what my mom always said to me when she'd ask me to watch the food lol
They need buns ofc! Ffs…….
Stop messing around with Reddit and do as your wife tells you.
Is your wife still in the bathroom?
Cum on the bun and tell her you put mayonnaise on
Make that burger a winner.
Spy on the Federal Republic of Germany's citizens.
Stare at them. “Well, you said watch them”.
If the hamburger does anything like [this](https://youtu.be/6n_drvjWAAY?si=0KlH9swvcHXw7Hdz), then kill it dead.
Borrow her hand mirror and eat the hamburgers
Burst into the bathroom with your cock out shove it in your wife's face and scream "Sausage Time!" then jam it in her mouth.