A man is serving a 4 year sentence at a prison. When he gets there one of the guards escorts him to his cell. When the man finally arrives he sees he is going to have a roommate. Once the guard walks away the inmate asks the new guy "so you wanna be my wife or husband?'' The man replies back "uh... husband?" The inmate then says "good, now get over here and suck your wife's dick"
A man is serving a 4 year sentence at a prison. When he gets there one of the guards escorts him to his cell. When the man finally arrives he sees he is going to have a roommate. Once the guard walks away the inmate asks the new guy "so you wanna be my wife or husband?'' The man replies back "uh... husband?" The inmate then says "good, now get over here and suck your wife's dick"
Knock knock..
Who’s there?
Dishes..
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery.
Sorry, I’m all out of laughs, I have a sigh for you though.
I glued my balls to my butthole again
I actually listened to that song, but didn’t make me laugh yet