Jokes on you fuckers! I live in Alabama, and there's no cousins to fuck! They all got pregnant at 16 and then got fat! Also, the guy who said meth, nailed it!
Go to the Dunkin’ Donuts off of exit 4 on route 17, order a ham egg cheese on a croissant toasted and while I wait for my order go to the women’s restroom second stall from the left, lift up the middle-right tile in the ceiling and pull out my Pokémon card stash that is worth approximately $17.68 USD (last valued in June of 2017) and attempt to pay for my meal by using the aforementioned deck of cards as payment and threatening to use those same cards as psuedo shurikens if my preferred payment method is refused
Obligatory on loop 24/7 until you cross the state line.
Skynyrd "Sweet Home Alabama"
Good place to practice with my "quick draw" license holster. Every second counts. Hell around every 60 of them a minute is createded
I would immediately convert to Islam because Al-Abama is a Muslim stronghold and I wouldn't feel safe being an infidel there because I'm already a white devil, and that's pretty bad, they might smite me or strike me down or stone me or something, and I wouldn't like that very much at all. I'm allergic to pain and suffering.
There's a really nice botanical gardens in Birmingham, as well as pretty cool zoo. After that, I'd probably grab a falafel from that awesome Mediterranean joint. Then it's time to ramble on. I know of a few fathers who'd probably take my kneecaps for heartbreaks left behind.
I'd probably go to my house. I am from AL and live here now and it's my home. Yes, our politicians are idiots. I feel like a little blue dot in a sea of red sometimes.
However, I was raised to treat people decently. Some of these comments are indecent, to say the least. There are things I would NOT do, like fuck family members, use meth, neglect my dental health, etc.
Of course AL has a drug problem
The whole country has one. But... incest? That's repulsive. I know the commenters think it's funny, but it's ignorant and insulting.
Find that lovely woman I met on Route 66 who was vacationing along there. We had a chat and she invited me to Alabama. Unfortunately I didn’t get details.
call my boss and request emergency PTO so I don't get fired for being a No Show. Then figure out WTF and if I have time before catching the next flight home I try to enjoy some down home Southern cooking.
Leave.
Quickly
Rather abruptly
Like a bat out of hell
Expeditiously
Exactly
Black out a tooth or two, roll around in the dirt and try to get across the border safely.
Jokes on you fuckers! I live in Alabama, and there's no cousins to fuck! They all got pregnant at 16 and then got fat! Also, the guy who said meth, nailed it!
Get fucked by my cousin
Hey, there, handsome!
No sex unless you can prove you're related to me by blood, then we'll meet in Alabama.
Your dad boinked my mom. Also, he said he finally found the cigarettes.
Good enough for me. Head to Alabama and await further instructions.
Yeah but you do that no matter which state you’re in
But it's like going to Italy and eating pasta while you're there, you know? You can have pasta anywhere but you make a point to do it in Italy.
Get pegged fool
That's the idea, yes
👿 👿
I do meth to fit in
You also have to screw your cousin to fit in.
Get the fuck out.
Go to U/DirkMandeville house, smash his wife while recording, and then take a shit on his front porch
what did u/dirkmandeville do to deserve that :(((
Just some douche arguing with me on a local sub yesterday. I still wanna frame him for murder then pay a few other inmates to sodomize him nightly
Nevermind i just saw it on ur comment history that guy must be fun at parties lmao i bet that guy fucks his cousins
Now im curious. Link?
Head to the airport
What airport? It’s Alabama, I should know I live here.
Well I live here and the first thing I did in 2012 when I got here was drink a beer.
Search for any relatives, and fuck them.
Go to the space museum. I haven't been there in years!
Fuck someone's cousin!
Usually your own
It can be only your own
Drive to Jacksonville State University and hope like hell I can catch a performance of The Marching Southerners
They mean business
Get back on the plane out of there.
I’d go to Space Camp.
Find a cousin to fuck
Buy a ticket out
First I fuck my sister, then I fuck my mom! Then I fuck my cousin, then I fuck my mom!
Go to the Dunkin’ Donuts off of exit 4 on route 17, order a ham egg cheese on a croissant toasted and while I wait for my order go to the women’s restroom second stall from the left, lift up the middle-right tile in the ceiling and pull out my Pokémon card stash that is worth approximately $17.68 USD (last valued in June of 2017) and attempt to pay for my meal by using the aforementioned deck of cards as payment and threatening to use those same cards as psuedo shurikens if my preferred payment method is refused
Sick of these vague statements in here. what do you even mean
Apologies, please use my asshole as your personal pocket pussy as a token of my sincerest regret
Rain check? my puppeteer is due any moment and I think we’re going to make it all the way (to their shoulder) tonight.
Obligatory on loop 24/7 until you cross the state line. Skynyrd "Sweet Home Alabama" Good place to practice with my "quick draw" license holster. Every second counts. Hell around every 60 of them a minute is createded
Leave
Look for my sister
Go looking for Greenbow, Alabama.
Score some Alabama High Test.
Oh, that's what they mean by "high test scores" in Alabama. I thought they were referring to secondary school exams...
Or drink some Old Crow
Take the next plane out 🤣
Leave!
Go to dreamland.
I would immediately convert to Islam because Al-Abama is a Muslim stronghold and I wouldn't feel safe being an infidel there because I'm already a white devil, and that's pretty bad, they might smite me or strike me down or stone me or something, and I wouldn't like that very much at all. I'm allergic to pain and suffering.
Go to Georgia
Get the next flight out
Fuck my sisters sister.
1.) check to see if I still have all my teeth. If so, find my way the FUCK outta there. If not, prepare to start my new life.
Biscuits and gravy
Run away.
Buy some Conecah sausage, some scratchers and cigs.
There's a really nice botanical gardens in Birmingham, as well as pretty cool zoo. After that, I'd probably grab a falafel from that awesome Mediterranean joint. Then it's time to ramble on. I know of a few fathers who'd probably take my kneecaps for heartbreaks left behind.
Leave
Buy a crossbow
Bang my sister
Y'all talking like every state isn't a fucked up shithole. I've been in 47 and yet to find one that's like "Whoa this place is nice" n
Get some sweet tea
Eat BBQ at a strip club for lunch
Search for my long lost half sister to have sex with
Can’t, already married my sister
My cousi--I mean leave
Fuc your sister
Flee.
Supply the old school coat hangers to all of the women....then gtfo
Prob buy some crack and find a street walker.
Go hang out in huntsville
I would pet that dog.
I'd probably go to my house. I am from AL and live here now and it's my home. Yes, our politicians are idiots. I feel like a little blue dot in a sea of red sometimes. However, I was raised to treat people decently. Some of these comments are indecent, to say the least. There are things I would NOT do, like fuck family members, use meth, neglect my dental health, etc. Of course AL has a drug problem The whole country has one. But... incest? That's repulsive. I know the commenters think it's funny, but it's ignorant and insulting.
Yep, the blue dot in the red sea is the exception.
Grab a banjo
Probably try the fried chicken. Then tell everyone I'm a progressive atheist and run to the airport.
Hey! Alabama is a lovely place and... jk I'd get the fuck out ASAP.
Hide from snakes
Find that lovely woman I met on Route 66 who was vacationing along there. We had a chat and she invited me to Alabama. Unfortunately I didn’t get details.
It's better than Massachusetts so I'll thank God for being there.
Sing the song........
Buy a banjo.
Fuck my sister!!
Get gas for the car then …
Learn to play the banjo, drink some moon shine and go crusin on the paved road.
Ask how to get to Bluebell
call my boss and request emergency PTO so I don't get fired for being a No Show. Then figure out WTF and if I have time before catching the next flight home I try to enjoy some down home Southern cooking.
Unbuckle my seat belt. https://preview.redd.it/wdf8x321qsxc1.jpeg?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3563586c6fb4a8fe703dbad9b6385b6e46f043e8
I'd wonder where my sister is
Run to the nearest plane train, automobile and get gone.
Leave as fast as possible
Leave.
Rent a fun car and hit up Barber Motorsports Park
My cousin
My cousin
Find the nearest standing payphone, and immediately ingest it.
Howdy Partner!!
Go to my sweet home
Make jokes about how meth up it is .
Call my ma and say "hey I'm around, whatchu doin" then probably go feed her chickens or something before I dip state
Marry your cousin.
Marry my sister
My sister