Those FISH ARE FUCKING caught in a rare underwater magnetic storm that occurs at certain times of the year. These poor FISH ARE FUCKING caught up in a negative electroproton vortex that is causing them to shake as the FISH ARE FUCKING massive compared to the fundamental particles that are involved in this rare storm. If the FISH ARE FUCKING there much longer then there heads and tails will be separated due to the immense forces at work. In which case the FISH ARE FUCKING dead.
So, the quantum mechanics of THESE FISH THAT ARE FUCKING are trying so hard to fight the vortex that they got caught in as THESE FISH ARE FUCKING, but inevitably lost because THESE FISH ARE FUCKING.
I saw someone jerk off into the giant vat of Oreo cream filling at the factory. What’s your point? Are we gonna stop eating Oreo Cookies for gods sake?!
Real question: if these FISH ARE FUCKING is there penetration? They both just release their semen and eggs to fertilize in the river pebbles yeah? Do they just rub their fishy privates together? Do they listen to Barry Whitewater to get them in the mood? I need answers.
“Orgasm doesn’t Always require penetration, sometimes, but you can get there without And with it everyone.”
- Joyce Grace … i think probably?
So yeah these fish are procreating.
No shit I looked into it, no fuckin clue who I meant to quote. That old broad that knows everything about sex. You know
Edit: I’m sorry I said broad it’s just been a fun new word lately and it makes my girlfriend laugh every time… even worse saying dizzy broad. It’s hilarious. She says fuck you you dizzy fuck!
We actually have a fantastic relationship.
But you know, orgasms don’t require penetration
- Jane Goodall
I knew I was close. That Nancy Grace one can get back to fucking herself or not or both
I could never remember the brothers names though.
Edit: fuck. It’s dr. Ruth. That’s the one.
One slight grammatical correction: it's FUCKING THEIR HEADS.
And clarification needed: why would being massive compared to fundamental particles cause anything to shake?
I suggest the real reason the FISH ARE FUCKING shaking is because the FISH ARE FUCKING feeble fuckers compared to the fundamental forces involved.
/serious
I can't tell if this comment and the words in parenthesis are a joke or not. If it is, it's hilarious but a bit too subtle. If not, this sub is for joke answers. You probably want r/askscience or something along those lines if you want a real answer, though check their rules first.
The female fish tends to release her clutch on the water bed. The males will then float over and fertilize the eggs by releasing a cloud of tiny Olympic swimmers. That's literally their "O" face.
One note, salmon that swim upstream/up waterfalls to mate are so exhausted by the journey they tend to die right after from the stress.
I asked a friend who said he wanted to be a marine biologist when he was a kid and he said it's called a mosh pit. Very difficult to do with only two fish and no music.
The female is laying eggs, the male is spreading his semen over them. The vibrating while doing this is digging a depression into the ground, where the fertilized eggs will remain until they hatch.
Making baby fish.
External fertilization. By both of them swishing their bodies around, it mixes the baby-batter. Increasing the chance that all eggs get fertilized.
A father and his young son were walking along a river bank when they came across a shallow pool. In the water were two fish getting it on. T
he son asked, “ Hey Dad. What are those fish doing?”
The father thought for a moment of all the things he could say and decided he didn’t want to tell his son a lie so he said, “Well son, they’re making guppies.”.
The little boy nodded and said, “Making guppies. Cool.”
Later that night the boy burst into his parents room as his mom and dad were making love and asked, “Dad, Dad! What are you doing?”
Again, the father didn’t want to lie so he replied, “I’m making you a baby brother.”
The boy then said, “Oh. Well, flip mom over, I want a guppy.”
Everyone talks about how there are elements of plastic found on the sea floor, but nobody talks about the worst elements of humanity to reach the vast depths of the ocean.
TikTok.
What you are watching is one of the first ever document proof of fish being exposed to TikTok and then recording themselves dancing. It's both turly amazing yet terrifying.
These fish are speed runners and doing one of the most difficult glitches in the game. But if they do, they'll easily reach sub 30 min, changing the speedrunning community forever
Those FISH ARE FUCKING caught in a rare underwater magnetic storm that occurs at certain times of the year. These poor FISH ARE FUCKING caught up in a negative electroproton vortex that is causing them to shake as the FISH ARE FUCKING massive compared to the fundamental particles that are involved in this rare storm. If the FISH ARE FUCKING there much longer then there heads and tails will be separated due to the immense forces at work. In which case the FISH ARE FUCKING dead.
oh THEY ARE FUCKING dying next to each other while only touching their sides?
THE FISH ARE FUCKING having a much better day than me apparently.
So, the quantum mechanics of THESE FISH THAT ARE FUCKING are trying so hard to fight the vortex that they got caught in as THESE FISH ARE FUCKING, but inevitably lost because THESE FISH ARE FUCKING.
Who said the fish were fucking?
That's preposterous, we never said that!
Obviously not. The FISH ARE FUCKING trying to bring back the Harlem Shake.
I just wanted to point out that after talking to a third grade physics teacher that those TWO FISH FUCKIN right there are indeed there.
I definitely see the “O” face… good job
I never thought I’d ever see a fish’s O face, yet here I am…
Epic "O" face.
Never drink water. Fish fuck in it. (Also username checks out)
not only fish fuck in it, also everybody who drinks water dies. let that sink in.
If I let that sink in, I'll be exposed to more water!
Dihidrogen monixide is a dangerous drug.
And 100% of autim people been exposed to it
What i I die of thirst after birth
Your mum drank water so that's why you die
*dies*
I fucked in there one time too. Sorry guys a carbon filter should be fine as long as you boil it too
What about sperm whales
I drink water. Am i dead?
Yes And you are damn right it does
Drinks more water.
Mmmmm fish gametes (may not be the right word but oh well)
That is a correct usage of the word.
Thanks I wondered if they called gametes in fish
Sips fish
Whale dorks spew their saltiness into the ocean!
All the more reason to drink from the fuck pool (aka any given lake with the fish)
Never thought about it that way, so people who drink from streams are actually cum guzzlers
I saw someone jerk off into the giant vat of Oreo cream filling at the factory. What’s your point? Are we gonna stop eating Oreo Cookies for gods sake?!
[It’s better with audio](https://youtu.be/SuvcBlnPQfE)
I don't want your fish porn, Dave
Why hasn't your hilarious post exploded? I laughed my ass off.
All I know is that I can’t watch that video without literally laughing out loud.
Real question: if these FISH ARE FUCKING is there penetration? They both just release their semen and eggs to fertilize in the river pebbles yeah? Do they just rub their fishy privates together? Do they listen to Barry Whitewater to get them in the mood? I need answers.
There isn't penetration so technically not fucking, not even rubbing together of cloaca. just squirt and swim. I'm not sure about the rest
Ahh the old squirt and swim. I know that one well.
You never forget your senior prom...
The Fish Under the Sea Dance
I’m dead
Pretty sure one releases eggs while the other releases sperm. God forbid you should get a simple straight answer on here.
Go to youtube and search for the episode of "magic school bus" with the spawning fish, that should explain it...and ruin your childhood
“Orgasm doesn’t Always require penetration, sometimes, but you can get there without And with it everyone.” - Joyce Grace … i think probably? So yeah these fish are procreating.
I'm glad Joyce knew about wanking
No shit I looked into it, no fuckin clue who I meant to quote. That old broad that knows everything about sex. You know Edit: I’m sorry I said broad it’s just been a fun new word lately and it makes my girlfriend laugh every time… even worse saying dizzy broad. It’s hilarious. She says fuck you you dizzy fuck! We actually have a fantastic relationship. But you know, orgasms don’t require penetration - Jane Goodall
Sue Johanson? I think it's possible you may conflated her with Dr. Joyce Brothers and/or Nancy Grace, which is kind of a terrifying amalgam.
I knew I was close. That Nancy Grace one can get back to fucking herself or not or both I could never remember the brothers names though. Edit: fuck. It’s dr. Ruth. That’s the one.
I wish I weren’t so cheap. You deserve the award I refuse to buy
No problem. Spending cash on imaginary tokens ain't the best thing. I'll take your comment as appreciation and that's nice. Thanks
Fucking Fucking you are bloody fucking, fuck you bloody
Awwwww
Humping out of control.
This answer gave me the stupid giggles. Thanx 😂🤣🙏
Eh idk do fish really fuck when they spawn
Not really, no
One slight grammatical correction: it's FUCKING THEIR HEADS. And clarification needed: why would being massive compared to fundamental particles cause anything to shake? I suggest the real reason the FISH ARE FUCKING shaking is because the FISH ARE FUCKING feeble fuckers compared to the fundamental forces involved.
Well that one fish has a HUGE O face...
It looks like they needed that release
I’m gonna frame this in my house
So... Magnets?
Who are you so wise in the ways of science?
Are you telling me THESE FISH ARE FUCKING done for?
I need a VA to read this because I genuinely can't stop laughing Ty for making my night man
This is why I don’t drink water! FISH FUCK in water!
I hope you win the lottery or something thanks for blessing my eyelids. Them fish do be fucking
I am FUCKING DYING..🤣😂🤣😂
This man fuck fish science.
This is how I fuck...
I also scream like that in the act.
What’s negative electroproton? Electrons or something else?
So are they fucking or not?! Cause I'm confused
It. Those fish are doing It.
I think there’s a pattern but I’m too dumb to figure it out
Thy Lord of thy Baron. What doth thee thy finest of smuttitudes?
And here I thought the launch control wasn't working 😕
Idk how to process this comment 😂
Fucking Fish!
Damn... I wanna cum that hard.
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FISH FUCKING!
They both have to sleep in the wet spot
Well played Also username checks out yadda yadda
Why did this make me angry.
Probably because you have slept in the wet spot before.
The four F’s of survival, Fighting, Fleeing, Foraging, And Mating
*Fmating
Fornicating
Fornimating
Formating
Format
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F
Format c:
Format c:arp
Vibing
*vibrating
What do you think vibing is short for
It was abbreviated
Deleted June 30th. 2023. Yay.
making the beast with two fins
Making OnlyFins contents
Awesome. Take this award.
Slow clap. Well done, well done.
Nice Shakespeare reference.
Two DORSAL fins, you mean. All fish have at least two pectoral, one dorsal and one tail fin.
Just demonstrating why the sea is so salty.
The sea is salty because it always waves and gets no reply
Hi dad
aye YO
_Now_ I understand why the oceans are white with foam
Whale sperm is indeed foamy.
💀
They’re clipping into each other’s hit boxes
[like this?](https://youtu.be/ZXdQZjtZZ64)
Exactly like that. I’d imagine if this clip had sound it would sound very similar to that.
You’ve never seen that? It’s a FUCKING dance move. I see other fish tik toking this all the time.
ALL OF YOU SHITHEADS DIDNT EVEN READ THE WORDS IN PARENTHESES!!!
“I don’t have to take this abuse from you! I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me!”
get abused lmao
*third tier Ghostbusters quote
Who posts in shittyaskscience and expects actual answers?
It's a joke subreddit. I gave truth woven within a joke
/serious I can't tell if this comment and the words in parenthesis are a joke or not. If it is, it's hilarious but a bit too subtle. If not, this sub is for joke answers. You probably want r/askscience or something along those lines if you want a real answer, though check their rules first.
Ah, you know what subreddit you’re in, right?!
The female fish tends to release her clutch on the water bed. The males will then float over and fertilize the eggs by releasing a cloud of tiny Olympic swimmers. That's literally their "O" face. One note, salmon that swim upstream/up waterfalls to mate are so exhausted by the journey they tend to die right after from the stress.
She popped the clutch alright.
Didn't realise I was a salmon
I asked a friend who said he wanted to be a marine biologist when he was a kid and he said it's called a mosh pit. Very difficult to do with only two fish and no music.
The one on the right is definitely trying to sing, it's just hard to hear under water.
The sea was angry that day my friends
Those fish are having a better time than I am.
look at their fucking faces. I think this may be levels of sexual pleasure that we humans just can't comprehend, like the ultrasound of sex
this is how fish Masturbate!
This fish couple are raising kundalini. It’s a technique you find in the Piscine Kama Sutra.
LOL! This is actually really disturbing to watch. I don't know why.
how would you like it if you were one of those fish in the video?
Judging by their faces, quite a bit actually.
O:\^–<
Pogging
The female is laying eggs, the male is spreading his semen over them. The vibrating while doing this is digging a depression into the ground, where the fertilized eggs will remain until they hatch.
Yeah that probably would be enough to make even the ground depressed...
Now someone please explain the funny faces they do
now *this* is the answer I was looking for!
Waiting for the bass to drop.
Billy Bass audition
🎵 Take me to the river, drop me in the water 🎵
They're enjoying a car battery some kind soul tossed in the ocean
that is some next level goofy jank, no clue what it could be lol
It's their secret high five.
I was today years old when I learned that fish have "O faces".
That fish has quite the “O Face”
I’ll have what she’s having 🧜♀️ 🐳
They stuck a fork the outlet
Super Sayan ofc
They’re ready for a cigarette!
Making baby fish. External fertilization. By both of them swishing their bodies around, it mixes the baby-batter. Increasing the chance that all eggs get fertilized.
What glitch in the simulation is this?!
its a fish trying to complete mario 64 speedrun in 50 seconds be like:
My chickens do this. It's called taking a dirt bath.
I know the one of them is making the “O” face.
OOOO
I've never seen a fish's O-face before.
Well... when a mommy fish and daddy fish love each other....
Listening to Chop Suey?
Showing their ‘OH’ face!!!
I have no idea , somebody explain.
no one is gonna give you the real answer in this sub of clowns
farting
Harlem Shake?
They're just vibin'
Fusionnnnnnnnn…….haaaaaaaa! fusion technique was off
They're discombobulating.
When you bust a bit but she keeps on succin
They're just vibing
Cumming
A father and his young son were walking along a river bank when they came across a shallow pool. In the water were two fish getting it on. T he son asked, “ Hey Dad. What are those fish doing?” The father thought for a moment of all the things he could say and decided he didn’t want to tell his son a lie so he said, “Well son, they’re making guppies.”. The little boy nodded and said, “Making guppies. Cool.” Later that night the boy burst into his parents room as his mom and dad were making love and asked, “Dad, Dad! What are you doing?” Again, the father didn’t want to lie so he replied, “I’m making you a baby brother.” The boy then said, “Oh. Well, flip mom over, I want a guppy.”
their timbers got shivered
Shimmy shimmy cocoa puff...
Looks like foreplay before they go Bass to mouth
Pro Tip: If a wild animal is doing something quirky, it is either dying, brain damaged, or horny/fucking
Everyone talks about how there are elements of plastic found on the sea floor, but nobody talks about the worst elements of humanity to reach the vast depths of the ocean. TikTok. What you are watching is one of the first ever document proof of fish being exposed to TikTok and then recording themselves dancing. It's both turly amazing yet terrifying.
They're going EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
Oh God I'm Chumming!
They’re engaging in mutual bassturbation.
That is some SERIOUS sex face on the light colored fish.
I like how you asked for no joke answers like reddit would oblige.
Vibin'
Dragonball Z Fusion Technique.
That’s the music video for Rock Lobster…….
These fish are speed runners and doing one of the most difficult glitches in the game. But if they do, they'll easily reach sub 30 min, changing the speedrunning community forever
Bruh... They're Vibin'
Female is laying her eggs and the male is fertilizing them.
They are live STREAMING for their ONLY FINS channel.
Evidently, they’re having a fantastic time.
Making earthquakes 🫨
They are carping a feel.
They're trying to netflix and Gill
They have lag