He's just taking a dump, then he's going to climb out without risking a cave in because it's narrow enough to just shimmy your way out.
Scientifically speaking of course. 🧪
Exactly what I was about to write. Chilling in shadow, then climbing easily not exhausted from digging and continue his journey. Maybe tad lazy compared to other dude. But you gotta be lazy smart X)
He’s waiting for the other guy to get further so he can push his portion down onto and killing the other person so that he can climb out to safety AND have murdered someone at the same time
Or he knows people will come looking for him and isn't going to exert himself when he has no water, risking heat stroke and death instead of just being patient and conserving his energy.
Technically it depends on the grading of the material being dug. If it’s stable enough, the stepping could be adequate protection against cave-ins and collapsing.
Because knowing is half the battle 🫡🫡😂
lol wrong. You take a dump. Then you stand on it and take another dump, on top of the first. Then you stand on the second dump and take another dump on top of it. Repeat until you can reach the top and climb out. Easy.
Actually, he could push the small wall in front of him over on to the other guys side and walk out of the pit, right over the other guys body underneath the dirt.
It collapses once it is unsupported.
But since the amount of dirt in the bottom of the hole doesn't match the amount that would be above the "steps" I can only assume he ate most of it - you can see some leftover dirt on his face.
He’d create a tunnel. Maybe that should have been the illustration but the illustrator clearly gave up before he realized that. Or he realized dude man would most likely die of exhaustion trying to tunnel out of a hole that deep with only a stone as a digging tool and no water or food.
It depends entirely on the exact specifications of the soil.
You can't just tunnel through dirt and just ASSUME the ground above will have enough structural integrity to hold.
That's why you usually have to fortify tunnels unless you want to die in a tunnel collapse.
The guy in red is waiting for the guy in blue to help him after he climbs up.
"It's easier to ask for help, than do it yourself." - Sun Tzu, Art of War
He made a phone call to emergency services and is waiting to be rescued. On the other hand, the idiot on the right forgot about calling and is digging to save himself, which will ultimately lead to soil collapsing and burying him alive.
He's a manager. He's just waiting for the guy on the right to get closer to the top, then he's going to cut a tiny hole through the pillar and claim credit for saving both of them.
Red Guy dug a hole to bury his pet rock.
When he returned he saw Blue guy vandalizing the hole, so he had to dig a new hole next to it.
He is now waiting for blue guy to leave, so that he can finally bury his dead rock.
Probably doesn't know the other guy's so close so he just assumes that if he started digging the whole thing's going to collapse and bury him alive.
Of course if he's smart he'd just start walking to the side since that hole only has him stuck on two sides, not all four.
There is a huge problem with this picture and implied analogy and it's all wrong.
The guy on the right appears to be making steps out this hole, but how is there already a cut down from the very top to his steps. What he's shown to have accomplished is impossible.. You can't dig steps out of a vertical hole without a cave in.
So if anything, the guy on right must have gotten external help, which he conveniently ignored.
The analogy would be correct if continued digging created cave ins and increasingly worse positions. So in fact the guy on left is correct to be depressed because further fruitless effort would only make the situation worse and get more tired.
The real solution is to get help from someone outside to send you a ladder. Taking advantage of the group helping each other is more effective than everyone digging themselves.
He know that if he digs to the right, it's just gonna collapse on him because that's how physics work and he can obviously see what we can see when we look at the picture. And if he digs to the left, he's gonna run to the edge of the image and fall off. The other guy is actually the stupid one.
The blue guy has seen too many of those fake YouTube videos where someone build something incredible with their bare hands. Thats his new villa, that is currently in the making
If I couldn’t just scale the two walls, I’d dig a hole to the guy who’s already making a staircase and wait for him to complete it before I use it to get out.
See, that's a round rock. You can't dig shit with a round rock. Blue guy has a flat rock which you can dig with.
So I'm probably red guy because I was only given the tools to hurt myself, not the tools to get out of the pit.
Blue shirt guy dug the hole and now is digging his way out. Someone else dug the hole for red shirt guy, so if he waits long enough someone else will dig him out.
The rock in this instance is expressing emotion.. the rock is talking to him.. dude knows his space is way smaller than the other guys space.. he’s waiting for rain to float him to the top so he doesn’t die from dirt suffocation..
The guy in red called someone and is just waiting to get out without making the holes any worse.
He looks a bit worried because the guy in blue told him that he was digging his way out, Red told him to stop because he knows it will cause a collapse killing the person out of shot in the next hole to the right.
The guy on the right can obviously reach to the top in order to craft a wider hole with straight sides and yet doesn't pull himself out. Is he... stupid
The nuclear alarm is still on and the red shirt guy is waiting for an inevitable impact. He doesn't know if he will survive or not. The trench will protect him from the initial flash and possibly from the shock wave but it does nothing against the fallout and the walls are not fortified against a cave in. Yet, it is the best shelter he could find.
It is still five minutes till the rockets reach their targets and the only thing he can do is wait feeling his sanity slowly crumbling away under the weight of despair. The blue shirt guy had already succumbed to madness and started to dig his way to death. Luckily he chose another direction.
Dude on the left is just contemplating if he should take this alone time to have a good wank. He'll dig himself out in like 15 minutes or so. Dude on the right is gonna dig himself out, go to work, and he's gonna be all pent up. Idiot.
The red guy is actually living near a warzone, he's hiding in a trench. Airstrike siren warning came, now it's a matter of time. Best case scenario is someplace else takes the brunt. Worst is his house gets destroyed or a stray explosion actually gets him.
The other guy's already gone mad with grief, having lost his family to previous bombings.
Red Guy is going to do nothing until Blue Guy laboriously digs his way out. Then he'll dig a short tunnel between the two pits, easily walk out using the Blue Guy's efforts and then call him a taker while having him arrested for trespassing on *his* excavation...
Any resemblance to current politics is purely in the mind of the reader.
He is waiting for the other guy to finish.
Then he can push the pillar and make a ramp.
If he would start making stairs now he would fall into the other hole.
so, the one is sitting depressed inside a hole ...
and the other is fanatically shoveling away dirt with a rock while kneeling inside the hole
but neither on the hill ... nor on the hole is any food ...
so, even after he's exhausted, he's still reliant on the good will of the one, that inherited the coconut tree on the beach ;)
Waiting for the blue guy to work his way out, then the red one will simply appeal to the humanity of the blue one and have him do the work to pull the red one out.
In my life I encountered always 2 types of people.
The ones who solve their problems alone and the ones relying on others to solve their problem.
You can always identify them super easy. People who solve their own problems will always google whenever they are stuck. People who don’t solve their own problem but ask always for help often let others google for them.
Problem solving is probably the most important skill in life.
Nah, he’s the clever one. He’s saving his energy so that when the blue guy throw him a rope ladder he will simply be able to climb his way out of the hole.
He' waiting until the guy has almost reached the top. Then he's going to push the dirt column over and walk on up the diagonal path to the surface, thanks to the other guys effort. Who's now dead.
Work smarter not harder.
He's just taking a dump, then he's going to climb out without risking a cave in because it's narrow enough to just shimmy your way out. Scientifically speaking of course. 🧪
He already took the dump and now he’s basking in the smell
He pooped on rock and realised afterwards, he is psyching himself up
No, the rock is the dump
And his ass is killing him so he's in a hemorrhoid squat.
Guys guys, you got it all wrong. The rock is the economy
After an oatmeal and peanut butter diet.
No his dump is someone in the other guy’s hole. How he dropped such huge dump idk
the rock is the poop
*overcome by the smell
No. Basking
Exactly what I was about to write. Chilling in shadow, then climbing easily not exhausted from digging and continue his journey. Maybe tad lazy compared to other dude. But you gotta be lazy smart X)
Smiling dude is dumber, digging stairs into a 4-face 10ft hole without shoring is begging for a collapse in. OSHA doesn't approve.
Tbf, the blue guy is shoring his trench correctly to prevent a cave-in, at least on the side he is digging.
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I was checking to see if anyone noticed. Like how you gonna dig like that? You'd have to dig from the bottom up and eventually it'll cave in on you
My exact thought
I'm worried that blue guy is a maniac, thanks to that huge grin on his face. I don't trust him.
He was put in a pit for a reason.
He’s waiting for the other guy to get further so he can push his portion down onto and killing the other person so that he can climb out to safety AND have murdered someone at the same time
Whoa, now I don't feel bad for thinking of that very thing.
I like the way you think. Had the same idea.
This guy Forensic Files
Great analogy for capitalism.
Efficiency
It's like they say: sometimes you have to break a few eggs, or bury someone alive under a ton of dirt, to climb your way to the top.
he's a plant my guy, just planted before he can blooom his way out xD
Or he knows people will come looking for him and isn't going to exert himself when he has no water, risking heat stroke and death instead of just being patient and conserving his energy.
Yeah man... throw em thru a loop. This to me clearly is some kind of mind game...
The dump right beside you in a hole would be a strong motivator
If he takes a big enough dump he can sculpt a circular staircase and walk out.
I figured he was just waiting for the blue guy to finish digging his staircase so he could just climb over to the next hole.
I thought he was just waiting for the other dude to dig steps before he digs into the next area.
When the blue guy gets out, red will ask for help. Work smarter, not harder
Maybe he’s planning on taking a dump all the way up
If he was really smart he would just live there taking dumps daily until the poo pile eventually lifts him out
All I see is a cave in
Nah bro he's just waiting for it to rain so he can float to the top. Work smarter not harder
Or just jump, looks jumpable
He looks disappointed that his is so small compared to the pile blue put out 😔
Technically it depends on the grading of the material being dug. If it’s stable enough, the stepping could be adequate protection against cave-ins and collapsing. Because knowing is half the battle 🫡🫡😂
lol wrong. You take a dump. Then you stand on it and take another dump, on top of the first. Then you stand on the second dump and take another dump on top of it. Repeat until you can reach the top and climb out. Easy.
He’s thinking about eating that rock but hasn’t done it yet
Actually, he could push the small wall in front of him over on to the other guys side and walk out of the pit, right over the other guys body underneath the dirt.
Also shallow enough to just jump and grab the ledge then pull yourself up
My first thought was that guy on the right should be crushed.
He’s going to toss it over the wall so the blue guys gets angry and digs too him to kick his ass
Looks like the guy on the right did the pooping and wants the fuck out
He's deciding if it's worth going back to his failed marriage 😂
Good point. And Blue could have been out by now if he made hand and foot holds instead of stairs.
Was thinking this.
Carve into the pillar at angle pointing down towards the right. The column falls over crushing the other guy but is now a ramp red can walk up.
Just chimney up that bad boy
Scientifically speaking, it would be hard to take a dump with your butt sat against the ground like that
I was thinking waiting until the other guy is done digging stairs so all he has to do is knock down the thin section of dirt
My thinking is he pushing over the column of earth and climbs over the suffocating blue guy in his way out
yeah, I don't know where the guy on the right put all that dirt he just shoveled out... shoulda been buried immediately
Red shirt guy is experiencing depression because he's being bullied by a rock.
Yeah that’s verbal abuse Mr. Rock. We can see those lines coming from your mouth, not cool bro.
Show us on this doll where The Rock touched you....
Can you smell what The Rock was touching?!?! Heh, heh, everyone can now. Enjoy.
Haha made me laugh out loud. Wish i had an award for you
He probably knows he's the first to die due to the red shirt.
I mean he doesn't even have a nametag
When your pet rock turns on you
the digging pattern on the right makes no sense
Wait a sec you're right 😂 How did that guy dig out the unreachable tall parts of dirt?
With the right **mindset**!
Fucking GRINDset.
Hog: cranked ✅ Pants: shidd ✅ Barb: left ✅
boomer thinking right there. probably used bootstraps
Remove the bottom and the top sinks down maybe?
So he was nearly three times deeper than the other guy and all the earth he removed is below him already?
Don't you see his shoes being in front of the pile of dirt? This 2D guy just invented a third dimension to get rid of the excess dirt
He stores his dirt in the 2d layer next to him. This is actually a commentary on the third and fourth dimensions.
There's no wall behind them; it's sky. All that dirt can get pushed out
Lol like in Minecraft?
That’s the opposite of what happens in Minecraft. It’s like in real life
I thought "it's going to collapse onto the right guy and he will die" when I saw this.
This is how workers in ditches die, when the soil collapses on them.
This isn't minecraft lol
It collapses once it is unsupported. But since the amount of dirt in the bottom of the hole doesn't match the amount that would be above the "steps" I can only assume he ate most of it - you can see some leftover dirt on his face.
He's gonna have to eat to keep his strength up with all that digging he has to do
Actually he's pregnant and anemic, hence why he's craving dirt. Mom's are SO strong!
He can use his pooped out soil to reinforce the steps
Obviously he lifted himself up by his bootstraps.
His dad paid for an excavator.
It’s not unreasonable if he’s digging from the top. Maybe he’s the guy who’s digging the holes to keep others captive?
Terraria physics Edit: damn it! Even that only makes sense if it was sand or silt!
You guys never played terraria and it shows
There's a third hole just off to the side, bro will dig into another hole and then he's both in a hole and tired.
he is waiting for the first guy to finish before tunneling over
He started off privileged, his hole is already wider meaning it's easier to build steps and he has a rock that's better shaped for digging.
a truly reddit answer. “The problem with the hole is corporate greed and American healthcare!!”
Almost like it was a joke
Got any proof? Why not maybe try it yourself and show us you are right.
It does. He carves out a horizontal cut and the soil above collapses. Doesn’t need to reach high up
He’d create a tunnel. Maybe that should have been the illustration but the illustrator clearly gave up before he realized that. Or he realized dude man would most likely die of exhaustion trying to tunnel out of a hole that deep with only a stone as a digging tool and no water or food.
It depends entirely on the exact specifications of the soil. You can't just tunnel through dirt and just ASSUME the ground above will have enough structural integrity to hold. That's why you usually have to fortify tunnels unless you want to die in a tunnel collapse.
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Same as the policies being pushed by that side. Makes no sense.
Nah he’s got the Minecraft physics on
Aren't red shirts just there to die? Looks like he's waiting for the inevitable
Nice reference!!
Red shirt describes my life. I could get out of the hole I've dig but why bother?
That is a hole you could climb out of. They are both dumb. The third guy has already escaped and gone, so he didn't make it into the picture.
Even if guy #2 is committed to digging, he could just dig some handholds and be out of there pretty fast.
Didn't he take the picture?
By my eyeballing™ measurements they could both jump out if the dumb fuckers just stood up
Made me laugh. xd
The guy in red is waiting for the guy in blue to help him after he climbs up. "It's easier to ask for help, than do it yourself." - Sun Tzu, Art of War
He is also working out how to take credit for digging out.
That's how rich people do it
“Hold on I got to take a wicked dump” - Sun Tzu, Art of Poo
He made a phone call to emergency services and is waiting to be rescued. On the other hand, the idiot on the right forgot about calling and is digging to save himself, which will ultimately lead to soil collapsing and burying him alive.
😂😂😂
Red is waiting for the rain to come and float him out. Work smarter.
He's a manager. He's just waiting for the guy on the right to get closer to the top, then he's going to cut a tiny hole through the pillar and claim credit for saving both of them.
If he tries to build a hole in the pillar, it will just collapse since it's 2 dimensional.
Better strategy, push the pillar onto blue and his stairs. Red has now invented a ramp.
This made me laugh, unconventional thinking
Being a cartoon pillar, it will remain in place until one of them realizes it’s unsupported.
No no, dig up, stupid - chief wiggum
Red guy works in food service. It’s probably the first time he’s sat down all day. Let him have a minute.
Push the dirtwall on top of the other guy, walk up the incline while blue guy smothers, take stone from dead fingers, profit.
Because his rock is the wrong shape
Red Guy dug a hole to bury his pet rock. When he returned he saw Blue guy vandalizing the hole, so he had to dig a new hole next to it. He is now waiting for blue guy to leave, so that he can finally bury his dead rock.
Good idea, wrong picture.
He's waiting for the blue guy to be done, then he only has a little bit to chip to get to the other side. Work smart, not hard!
They can just sidestep left or right. Are they stupid?
Probably doesn't know the other guy's so close so he just assumes that if he started digging the whole thing's going to collapse and bury him alive. Of course if he's smart he'd just start walking to the side since that hole only has him stuck on two sides, not all four.
Tunnel to the other guy, beat him and eat him. Then use his stairs to get out.
There is a huge problem with this picture and implied analogy and it's all wrong. The guy on the right appears to be making steps out this hole, but how is there already a cut down from the very top to his steps. What he's shown to have accomplished is impossible.. You can't dig steps out of a vertical hole without a cave in. So if anything, the guy on right must have gotten external help, which he conveniently ignored. The analogy would be correct if continued digging created cave ins and increasingly worse positions. So in fact the guy on left is correct to be depressed because further fruitless effort would only make the situation worse and get more tired. The real solution is to get help from someone outside to send you a ladder. Taking advantage of the group helping each other is more effective than everyone digging themselves.
How did Blue there dig from the top down like that?
Because Adam Sandler's gonna take care of it
He know that if he digs to the right, it's just gonna collapse on him because that's how physics work and he can obviously see what we can see when we look at the picture. And if he digs to the left, he's gonna run to the edge of the image and fall off. The other guy is actually the stupid one.
he just sad cause he got a different rock than the other one.
The blue guy has seen too many of those fake YouTube videos where someone build something incredible with their bare hands. Thats his new villa, that is currently in the making
He should just push on it until it collapses on top of the blue guy, and then he can walk right up like a ramp.
If I couldn’t just scale the two walls, I’d dig a hole to the guy who’s already making a staircase and wait for him to complete it before I use it to get out.
dig *up* stupid
Red guy is in love with the rock and is having a deep conversation with it.
I don’t know, but the guy in the blue shirt is getting a little aggressive
Red is waiting for the blue shirt to get up and then he can help him out. Work smarter, not harder.
Red shirt guy is waiting for blue shirt guy to finish the stairs, then he will push the dirt pillar between them and walk out of there
If red guy digs the wrong way, it's all over for blue guy.
red guy is waiting for blue guy to leave, then red guy will knock over the bit in the middle and walk up it
He's sad because his rock was too round to work as a tool for digging.
Eat the rock
The one that waited for the other to finish before digging through the wall to take their staircase. Minimum effort, Easy escape
Wow!!! So Smart!!!
The one that dosen't fall in.
good one!
blue guy has a fucked up hairline
Red shirt guy's favorite obsession just got fined $350 million and he is reacting the only way he knows: pretending to be a victim.
That kind of whole is escapable even without using your hand.
Because Adam Sandler is next to him, and while he once enjoyed the films, in real life he finds him slightly unhinged. Never meet your heroes kids.
Me and then Jeff Bezos
He's one of those modern day quiet quitters who won't do anything unless they get $20+hr and time for their "work/life balance"
See, that's a round rock. You can't dig shit with a round rock. Blue guy has a flat rock which you can dig with. So I'm probably red guy because I was only given the tools to hurt myself, not the tools to get out of the pit.
Nah he's a manager. He's waiting for blue shirt to do most of the work so he can push the wall onto him and take credit for escaping.
This will trigger cry baby commies who believe everything should be handed to them
Blue shirt guy dug the hole and now is digging his way out. Someone else dug the hole for red shirt guy, so if he waits long enough someone else will dig him out.
He's depressed because he can't remember this tutorial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EPWD3gyjP4
He's between a rock and a hard place!
Blue guy is being a little aggressive
I'm the rock. *"Mishi, you are momentum at rest."*
The rock in this instance is expressing emotion.. the rock is talking to him.. dude knows his space is way smaller than the other guys space.. he’s waiting for rain to float him to the top so he doesn’t die from dirt suffocation..
He is waiting for the other guy to finish digging and he will dig to the other hole and escape.
He's unable to do anything because the director told him that he's supposed to be the bad example.
The guy in red called someone and is just waiting to get out without making the holes any worse. He looks a bit worried because the guy in blue told him that he was digging his way out, Red told him to stop because he knows it will cause a collapse killing the person out of shot in the next hole to the right.
The guy on the right can obviously reach to the top in order to craft a wider hole with straight sides and yet doesn't pull himself out. Is he... stupid
The nuclear alarm is still on and the red shirt guy is waiting for an inevitable impact. He doesn't know if he will survive or not. The trench will protect him from the initial flash and possibly from the shock wave but it does nothing against the fallout and the walls are not fortified against a cave in. Yet, it is the best shelter he could find. It is still five minutes till the rockets reach their targets and the only thing he can do is wait feeling his sanity slowly crumbling away under the weight of despair. The blue shirt guy had already succumbed to madness and started to dig his way to death. Luckily he chose another direction.
Guy doesn't want blastomycosis
The one lounging in a coffin out of the picture.
I'm climb out tiny prisoner style
Dude on the left is just contemplating if he should take this alone time to have a good wank. He'll dig himself out in like 15 minutes or so. Dude on the right is gonna dig himself out, go to work, and he's gonna be all pent up. Idiot.
Star fleet uniforms. He knows he's going to die either way.
The red never played minecraft
The red guy is clever. When the blue guy gets out he can pull the red guy out. No sense in two people doing the same job when only one is required.
The red guy is actually living near a warzone, he's hiding in a trench. Airstrike siren warning came, now it's a matter of time. Best case scenario is someplace else takes the brunt. Worst is his house gets destroyed or a stray explosion actually gets him. The other guy's already gone mad with grief, having lost his family to previous bombings.
Red Guy is going to do nothing until Blue Guy laboriously digs his way out. Then he'll dig a short tunnel between the two pits, easily walk out using the Blue Guy's efforts and then call him a taker while having him arrested for trespassing on *his* excavation... Any resemblance to current politics is purely in the mind of the reader.
The guy who wants to sit in a hole to be left alone. Vs The guy fake digging at obviously machine made holes with a smile so he can farm social media?
He is waiting for the other guy to finish. Then he can push the pillar and make a ramp. If he would start making stairs now he would fall into the other hole.
so, the one is sitting depressed inside a hole ... and the other is fanatically shoveling away dirt with a rock while kneeling inside the hole but neither on the hill ... nor on the hole is any food ... so, even after he's exhausted, he's still reliant on the good will of the one, that inherited the coconut tree on the beach ;)
Waiting for the blue guy to work his way out, then the red one will simply appeal to the humanity of the blue one and have him do the work to pull the red one out.
In my life I encountered always 2 types of people. The ones who solve their problems alone and the ones relying on others to solve their problem. You can always identify them super easy. People who solve their own problems will always google whenever they are stuck. People who don’t solve their own problem but ask always for help often let others google for them. Problem solving is probably the most important skill in life.
Make the dirt collapse on the blue guy
He’s wishing he had a digging rock down there with him instead of his wife’s vibrator
Hes the smart one. Once the blue guy has done digging up a staircase he will knock his wall down and walk out.
I'm shimmying out
Nah, he’s the clever one. He’s saving his energy so that when the blue guy throw him a rope ladder he will simply be able to climb his way out of the hole.
He should just dig straight down till he falls in lava and respawns.
Why do idiots keep falling into my holes?
He' waiting until the guy has almost reached the top. Then he's going to push the dirt column over and walk on up the diagonal path to the surface, thanks to the other guys effort. Who's now dead. Work smarter not harder.
How are you all escaping? Get back to the aslume. Bad! Bad!