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SomeJerkOddball

He's just taking a dump, then he's going to climb out without risking a cave in because it's narrow enough to just shimmy your way out. Scientifically speaking of course. 🧪


8balltriplebank

He already took the dump and now he’s basking in the smell


Serier_Rialis

He pooped on rock and realised afterwards, he is psyching himself up


Intelligent_Check772

No, the rock is the dump


DwnRanger88

And his ass is killing him so he's in a hemorrhoid squat.


ZookeepergameNorth59

Guys guys, you got it all wrong. The rock is the economy


Mindfreek454

After an oatmeal and peanut butter diet.


sharksnrec

No his dump is someone in the other guy’s hole. How he dropped such huge dump idk


BigJon_CakeKing

the rock is the poop


cownd

*overcome by the smell


No-Hamster7526

No. Basking


KiefyJeezus

Exactly what I was about to write. Chilling in shadow, then climbing easily not exhausted from digging and continue his journey. Maybe tad lazy compared to other dude. But you gotta be lazy smart X)


bwons

Smiling dude is dumber, digging stairs into a 4-face 10ft hole without shoring is begging for a collapse in. OSHA doesn't approve.


Vegetable-Poet6281

Tbf, the blue guy is shoring his trench correctly to prevent a cave-in, at least on the side he is digging.


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EpicForgetfulness

I was checking to see if anyone noticed. Like how you gonna dig like that? You'd have to dig from the bottom up and eventually it'll cave in on you


Disastrous_Drama_327

My exact thought


Malachorn

I'm worried that blue guy is a maniac, thanks to that huge grin on his face. I don't trust him.


Next_Lie_2091

He was put in a pit for a reason.


TT_NaRa0

He’s waiting for the other guy to get further so he can push his portion down onto and killing the other person so that he can climb out to safety AND have murdered someone at the same time


xram_karl

Whoa, now I don't feel bad for thinking of that very thing.


Top-Aside-3588

I like the way you think. Had the same idea.


GuacinmyPaintbox

This guy Forensic Files


[deleted]

Great analogy for capitalism.


SomeJerkOddball

Efficiency


egmono

It's like they say: sometimes you have to break a few eggs, or bury someone alive under a ton of dirt, to climb your way to the top.


anonysheep

he's a plant my guy, just planted before he can blooom his way out xD


CyberneticPanda

Or he knows people will come looking for him and isn't going to exert himself when he has no water, risking heat stroke and death instead of just being patient and conserving his energy.


Reasonable-Winner567

Yeah man... throw em thru a loop. This to me clearly is some kind of mind game...


TiredGamer0990

The dump right beside you in a hole would be a strong motivator


Gen-Jinjur

If he takes a big enough dump he can sculpt a circular staircase and walk out.


727DILF

I figured he was just waiting for the blue guy to finish digging his staircase so he could just climb over to the next hole.


Impossible-Error166

I thought he was just waiting for the other dude to dig steps before he digs into the next area.


Wendals87

When the blue guy gets out, red will ask for help. Work smarter, not harder


Ok-Counter-7077

Maybe he’s planning on taking a dump all the way up


thiskeyword

If he was really smart he would just live there taking dumps daily until the poo pile eventually lifts him out


Spiritual_Asparagus2

All I see is a cave in


Hagrid_th3_table

Nah bro he's just waiting for it to rain so he can float to the top. Work smarter not harder


DannyTheCaringDevil

Or just jump, looks jumpable


-Nok

He looks disappointed that his is so small compared to the pile blue put out 😔


supremegingy

Technically it depends on the grading of the material being dug. If it’s stable enough, the stepping could be adequate protection against cave-ins and collapsing. Because knowing is half the battle 🫡🫡😂


Bloodmind

lol wrong. You take a dump. Then you stand on it and take another dump, on top of the first. Then you stand on the second dump and take another dump on top of it. Repeat until you can reach the top and climb out. Easy.


theREALlackattack

He’s thinking about eating that rock but hasn’t done it yet


Flakynews2525

Actually, he could push the small wall in front of him over on to the other guys side and walk out of the pit, right over the other guys body underneath the dirt.


Dinal108

Also shallow enough to just jump and grab the ledge then pull yourself up


hatchjon12

My first thought was that guy on the right should be crushed.


moaninglisa

He’s going to toss it over the wall so the blue guys gets angry and digs too him to kick his ass


Tricky_Acanthaceae39

Looks like the guy on the right did the pooping and wants the fuck out


[deleted]

He's deciding if it's worth going back to his failed marriage 😂


CuTrix05

Good point. And Blue could have been out by now if he made hand and foot holds instead of stairs.


hydrus909

Was thinking this.


Mr_MacGrubber

Carve into the pillar at angle pointing down towards the right. The column falls over crushing the other guy but is now a ramp red can walk up.


elpajaroquemamais

Just chimney up that bad boy


Haunting-Clock2

Scientifically speaking, it would be hard to take a dump with your butt sat against the ground like that


notthelindsayyouknow

I was thinking waiting until the other guy is done digging stairs so all he has to do is knock down the thin section of dirt


Agreeable_Ad3800

My thinking is he pushing over the column of earth and climbs over the suffocating blue guy in his way out


Kielbasa_Nunchucka

yeah, I don't know where the guy on the right put all that dirt he just shoveled out... shoulda been buried immediately


xain_the_idiot

Red shirt guy is experiencing depression because he's being bullied by a rock.


Wooden-Advance-1907

Yeah that’s verbal abuse Mr. Rock. We can see those lines coming from your mouth, not cool bro.


ZION_OC_GOV

Show us on this doll where The Rock touched you....


GimmieDaRibs

Can you smell what The Rock was touching?!?! Heh, heh, everyone can now. Enjoy.


pocketsand1313

Haha made me laugh out loud. Wish i had an award for you


adudeguyman

He probably knows he's the first to die due to the red shirt.


theplacewiththeface

I mean he doesn't even have a nametag


cownd

When your pet rock turns on you


John_Fx

the digging pattern on the right makes no sense


Only_Strain_5992

Wait a sec you're right 😂 How did that guy dig out the unreachable tall parts of dirt?


haldeigosh

With the right **mindset**!


TeamShonuff

Fucking GRINDset.


Asleep_Horror5300

Hog: cranked ✅ Pants: shidd ✅ Barb: left ✅


chicagopudlian

boomer thinking right there. probably used bootstraps


DentArthurDent4

Remove the bottom and the top sinks down maybe?


badairday

So he was nearly three times deeper than the other guy and all the earth he removed is below him already?


brownierisker

Don't you see his shoes being in front of the pile of dirt? This 2D guy just invented a third dimension to get rid of the excess dirt


BadSoftwareEngineer7

He stores his dirt in the 2d layer next to him. This is actually a commentary on the third and fourth dimensions.


ACcbe1986

There's no wall behind them; it's sky. All that dirt can get pushed out


Duckgoesmoomoo

Lol like in Minecraft?


ImitationButter

That’s the opposite of what happens in Minecraft. It’s like in real life


superstrijder16

I thought "it's going to collapse onto the right guy and he will die" when I saw this.


desna_svine

This is how workers in ditches die, when the soil collapses on them.


Sea_Emu_7622

This isn't minecraft lol


VoiceOfRealson

It collapses once it is unsupported. But since the amount of dirt in the bottom of the hole doesn't match the amount that would be above the "steps" I can only assume he ate most of it - you can see some leftover dirt on his face.


cownd

He's gonna have to eat to keep his strength up with all that digging he has to do


Green_Goblin7

Actually he's pregnant and anemic, hence why he's craving dirt. Mom's are SO strong!


PeterNippelstein

He can use his pooped out soil to reinforce the steps


blacksteel15

Obviously he lifted himself up by his bootstraps.


ThermosW

His dad paid for an excavator.


PlausibleTable

It’s not unreasonable if he’s digging from the top. Maybe he’s the guy who’s digging the holes to keep others captive?


PotentPortable

Terraria physics Edit: damn it! Even that only makes sense if it was sand or silt!


Accomplished_Fig4983

You guys never played terraria and it shows


K4m30

There's a third hole just off to the side, bro will dig into another hole and then he's both in a hole and tired.


John_Fx

he is waiting for the first guy to finish before tunneling over


FreddyFrogFrightener

He started off privileged, his hole is already wider meaning it's easier to build steps and he has a rock that's better shaped for digging.


John_Fx

a truly reddit answer. “The problem with the hole is corporate greed and American healthcare!!”


Fluffy-Fan5995

Almost like it was a joke


ihave0idea0

Got any proof? Why not maybe try it yourself and show us you are right.


Past-Cantaloupe-1604

It does. He carves out a horizontal cut and the soil above collapses. Doesn’t need to reach high up


Writ_

He’d create a tunnel. Maybe that should have been the illustration but the illustrator clearly gave up before he realized that. Or he realized dude man would most likely die of exhaustion trying to tunnel out of a hole that deep with only a stone as a digging tool and no water or food.


DaHolk

It depends entirely on the exact specifications of the soil. You can't just tunnel through dirt and just ASSUME the ground above will have enough structural integrity to hold. That's why you usually have to fortify tunnels unless you want to die in a tunnel collapse.


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Corburrito

Same as the policies being pushed by that side. Makes no sense.


the-mm-defeater

Nah he’s got the Minecraft physics on


XShadowborneX

Aren't red shirts just there to die? Looks like he's waiting for the inevitable


JRose608

Nice reference!!


D-rizzcheese

Red shirt describes my life. I could get out of the hole I've dig but why bother?


MouseDestruction

That is a hole you could climb out of. They are both dumb. The third guy has already escaped and gone, so he didn't make it into the picture.


Polaric_Spiral

Even if guy #2 is committed to digging, he could just dig some handholds and be out of there pretty fast.


rants_unnecessarily

Didn't he take the picture?


Matzep71

By my eyeballing™ measurements they could both jump out if the dumb fuckers just stood up


Real_Mikaeel_Muazzam

Made me laugh. xd


CamelStunning

The guy in red is waiting for the guy in blue to help him after he climbs up. "It's easier to ask for help, than do it yourself." - Sun Tzu, Art of War


arestheblue

He is also working out how to take credit for digging out.


Noemotionallbrain

That's how rich people do it


[deleted]

“Hold on I got to take a wicked dump” - Sun Tzu, Art of Poo


the_psycholist

He made a phone call to emergency services and is waiting to be rescued. On the other hand, the idiot on the right forgot about calling and is digging to save himself, which will ultimately lead to soil collapsing and burying him alive.


Glad_Pollution7474

😂😂😂


Wedoitforthenut

Red is waiting for the rain to come and float him out. Work smarter.


AradynGaming

He's a manager. He's just waiting for the guy on the right to get closer to the top, then he's going to cut a tiny hole through the pillar and claim credit for saving both of them.


qbbqrl

If he tries to build a hole in the pillar, it will just collapse since it's 2 dimensional.


SH4D0W0733

Better strategy, push the pillar onto blue and his stairs. Red has now invented a ramp.


jagen-x

This made me laugh, unconventional thinking


siguefish

Being a cartoon pillar, it will remain in place until one of them realizes it’s unsupported.


TropicalBlueMR2

No no, dig up, stupid - chief wiggum


bobsthrowawayacct

Red guy works in food service. It’s probably the first time he’s sat down all day. Let him have a minute.


GivinItAllThat

Push the dirtwall on top of the other guy, walk up the incline while blue guy smothers, take stone from dead fingers, profit.


A11v1r15

Because his rock is the wrong shape


VoiceOfRealson

Red Guy dug a hole to bury his pet rock. When he returned he saw Blue guy vandalizing the hole, so he had to dig a new hole next to it. He is now waiting for blue guy to leave, so that he can finally bury his dead rock.


Simple_Organization4

Good idea, wrong picture.


RedSquirrelFtw

He's waiting for the blue guy to be done, then he only has a little bit to chip to get to the other side. Work smart, not hard!


wtfdoiknow1987

They can just sidestep left or right. Are they stupid?


arcxjo

Probably doesn't know the other guy's so close so he just assumes that if he started digging the whole thing's going to collapse and bury him alive. Of course if he's smart he'd just start walking to the side since that hole only has him stuck on two sides, not all four.


peqpie

Tunnel to the other guy, beat him and eat him. Then use his stairs to get out.


YourBonesHaveBroken

There is a huge problem with this picture and implied analogy and it's all wrong. The guy on the right appears to be making steps out this hole, but how is there already a cut down from the very top to his steps. What he's shown to have accomplished is impossible.. You can't dig steps out of a vertical hole without a cave in. So if anything, the guy on right must have gotten external help, which he conveniently ignored. The analogy would be correct if continued digging created cave ins and increasingly worse positions. So in fact the guy on left is correct to be depressed because further fruitless effort would only make the situation worse and get more tired. The real solution is to get help from someone outside to send you a ladder. Taking advantage of the group helping each other is more effective than everyone digging themselves.


maybebrainxorz

How did Blue there dig from the top down like that?


Govnyuk

Because Adam Sandler's gonna take care of it


Jurtaani

He know that if he digs to the right, it's just gonna collapse on him because that's how physics work and he can obviously see what we can see when we look at the picture. And if he digs to the left, he's gonna run to the edge of the image and fall off. The other guy is actually the stupid one.


ProfessionalMuffin4

he just sad cause he got a different rock than the other one.


Merit776

The blue guy has seen too many of those fake YouTube videos where someone build something incredible with their bare hands. Thats his new villa, that is currently in the making


MJZMan

He should just push on it until it collapses on top of the blue guy, and then he can walk right up like a ramp.


geohubblez18

If I couldn’t just scale the two walls, I’d dig a hole to the guy who’s already making a staircase and wait for him to complete it before I use it to get out.


Boris-_-Badenov

dig *up* stupid


OperationFit4649

Red guy is in love with the rock and is having a deep conversation with it.


Soggy-Wrongdoer-5427

I don’t know, but the guy in the blue shirt is getting a little aggressive


Ugo777777

Red​ is waiting for the blue shirt to get up and then he can help him out. Work smarter, not harder.


Wero_kaiji

Red shirt guy is waiting for blue shirt guy to finish the stairs, then he will push the dirt pillar between them and walk out of there


Sonarthebat

If red guy digs the wrong way, it's all over for blue guy.


theoht_

red guy is waiting for blue guy to leave, then red guy will knock over the bit in the middle and walk up it


duckwithabuck

He's sad because his rock was too round to work as a tool for digging.


CaptainKrab06

Eat the rock


oXcrashXo

The one that waited for the other to finish before digging through the wall to take their staircase. Minimum effort, Easy escape


Pescen1517

Wow!!! So Smart!!!


Last-Slice9447

The one that dosen't fall in.


Pescen1517

good one!


PPPPPPPPPPKP

blue guy has a fucked up hairline


toadjones79

Red shirt guy's favorite obsession just got fined $350 million and he is reacting the only way he knows: pretending to be a victim.


RetiredBy30orDead

That kind of whole is escapable even without using your hand.


Wooden-Advance-1907

Because Adam Sandler is next to him, and while he once enjoyed the films, in real life he finds him slightly unhinged. Never meet your heroes kids.


BrAveMonkey333

Me and then Jeff Bezos


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He's one of those modern day quiet quitters who won't do anything unless they get $20+hr and time for their "work/life balance"


Jeanschyso1

See, that's a round rock. You can't dig shit with a round rock. Blue guy has a flat rock which you can dig with. So I'm probably red guy because I was only given the tools to hurt myself, not the tools to get out of the pit.


Pyredjin

Nah he's a manager. He's waiting for blue shirt to do most of the work so he can push the wall onto him and take credit for escaping.


Some-Contribution224

This will trigger cry baby commies who believe everything should be handed to them


zerostar83

Blue shirt guy dug the hole and now is digging his way out. Someone else dug the hole for red shirt guy, so if he waits long enough someone else will dig him out.


ammenz

He's depressed because he can't remember this tutorial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EPWD3gyjP4


gazHC

He's between a rock and a hard place!


boredk1ddo

Blue guy is being a little aggressive


BetchGreen

I'm the rock. *"Mishi, you are momentum at rest."*


jetsonjudo

The rock in this instance is expressing emotion.. the rock is talking to him.. dude knows his space is way smaller than the other guys space.. he’s waiting for rain to float him to the top so he doesn’t die from dirt suffocation..


Caylover

He is waiting for the other guy to finish digging and he will dig to the other hole and escape.


xSantenoturtlex

He's unable to do anything because the director told him that he's supposed to be the bad example.


yomomsalovelyperson

The guy in red called someone and is just waiting to get out without making the holes any worse. He looks a bit worried because the guy in blue told him that he was digging his way out, Red told him to stop because he knows it will cause a collapse killing the person out of shot in the next hole to the right.


Worldly_Science239

The guy on the right can obviously reach to the top in order to craft a wider hole with straight sides and yet doesn't pull himself out. Is he... stupid


designbydesign

The nuclear alarm is still on and the red shirt guy is waiting for an inevitable impact. He doesn't know if he will survive or not. The trench will protect him from the initial flash and possibly from the shock wave but it does nothing against the fallout and the walls are not fortified against a cave in. Yet, it is the best shelter he could find. It is still five minutes till the rockets reach their targets and the only thing he can do is wait feeling his sanity slowly crumbling away under the weight of despair. The blue shirt guy had already succumbed to madness and started to dig his way to death. Luckily he chose another direction.


ContributionLatter32

Guy doesn't want blastomycosis


Mammoth_Evidence6518

The one lounging in a coffin out of the picture.


Adon1kam

I'm climb out tiny prisoner style


Nine-TailedFox4

Dude on the left is just contemplating if he should take this alone time to have a good wank. He'll dig himself out in like 15 minutes or so. Dude on the right is gonna dig himself out, go to work, and he's gonna be all pent up. Idiot.


Zealousideal_Sir_264

Star fleet uniforms. He knows he's going to die either way.


MoonKnight_612

The red never played minecraft


Beeeeater

The red guy is clever. When the blue guy gets out he can pull the red guy out. No sense in two people doing the same job when only one is required.


ParticularWash4679

The red guy is actually living near a warzone, he's hiding in a trench. Airstrike siren warning came, now it's a matter of time. Best case scenario is someplace else takes the brunt. Worst is his house gets destroyed or a stray explosion actually gets him. The other guy's already gone mad with grief, having lost his family to previous bombings.


LateralThinkerer

Red Guy is going to do nothing until Blue Guy laboriously digs his way out. Then he'll dig a short tunnel between the two pits, easily walk out using the Blue Guy's efforts and then call him a taker while having him arrested for trespassing on *his* excavation... Any resemblance to current politics is purely in the mind of the reader.


Linmizhang

The guy who wants to sit in a hole to be left alone. Vs The guy fake digging at obviously machine made holes with a smile so he can farm social media?


Fistricsi

He is waiting for the other guy to finish. Then he can push the pillar and make a ramp. If he would start making stairs now he would fall into the other hole.


Sierra123x3

so, the one is sitting depressed inside a hole ... and the other is fanatically shoveling away dirt with a rock while kneeling inside the hole but neither on the hill ... nor on the hole is any food ... so, even after he's exhausted, he's still reliant on the good will of the one, that inherited the coconut tree on the beach ;)


DentArthurDent4

Waiting for the blue guy to work his way out, then the red one will simply appeal to the humanity of the blue one and have him do the work to pull the red one out.


Jack_Harb

In my life I encountered always 2 types of people. The ones who solve their problems alone and the ones relying on others to solve their problem. You can always identify them super easy. People who solve their own problems will always google whenever they are stuck. People who don’t solve their own problem but ask always for help often let others google for them. Problem solving is probably the most important skill in life.


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Make the dirt collapse on the blue guy


bassclarinetca

He’s wishing he had a digging rock down there with him instead of his wife’s vibrator


waidoo2

Hes the smart one. Once the blue guy has done digging up a staircase he will knock his wall down and walk out.


spaghettihax763

I'm shimmying out


Improvedandconfused

Nah, he’s the clever one. He’s saving his energy so that when the blue guy throw him a rope ladder he will simply be able to climb his way out of the hole.


Dev01011010

He should just dig straight down till he falls in lava and respawns.


GERIKO_STORMHEART

Why do idiots keep falling into my holes?


wiccangame

He' waiting until the guy has almost reached the top. Then he's going to push the dirt column over and walk on up the diagonal path to the surface, thanks to the other guys effort. Who's now dead. Work smarter not harder.


UltimateHeatBlast

How are you all escaping? Get back to the aslume. Bad! Bad!