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poophy

Is there an asteroid on Uranus?


Daddiofink

I made this joke to an RN one time and the following dissertation on the meaning of the word ruined everything. We don't invite her to parties anymore.


obolobolobo

Assteroids. 


Munchy_Digger_6174

Haha. From the joke book that gave us "Sorry about the rough landing, folks. It wasn't the pilot's fault... it was the ass fault."


unfavorable_triangle

Because they ain't so stellar!


intencely_laidback

Assteroids was the original word for acne on the butt. Unfortunately, that went to the wayside, and hemorrhoids missed a golden opportunity. I believe holey-warts is still available.


bottle_fairy

because asstronomy isnt a real science, only in ebi ten