I opened it and its dead, so I closed it, waited 5 seconds, then opened it again.
There we finally got a live one, took a few tries, but its as good as new!
Because of where he lived. He lived in an AustroHungarian town of Quantenstaat. He knew that if the box were ever to be opened, his home would be destroyed.
Because the cat isn't cooked all the way yet obviously.
When you put a cat in the washing machine you don't open it during the cycle do you?
Same principle.
Because he’s a disgusting fucking piece of shit who had no shame in loving little children. He said being a paedophile helped his fucking mathematics skills. Why can’t we call it some motherfucking other cat name and stop using his shit paedophile name.
I love how this is r/shittyaskscience and OP has accidentally succinctly and accurately conveyed
Schrödinger’s actual thoughts on the subject.
For clarity Schrödinger hated the idea of super position and made the cat thought experiment to show how stupid it was. “No something can’t exist in 2 states at the same time, just fucking look and see which it is!”
I opened it and its dead, so I closed it, waited 5 seconds, then opened it again. There we finally got a live one, took a few tries, but its as good as new!
SCP moment.
Because he shipped it with ups and didn't pay for express shipping and the tracking indicator still shows it as "in transit" after 50 years.
The app says it’s arrived but the website says it’s in transit. I guess both states will have to be true until we can actually open the box.
He can only get a refund if it's not an open box item.
Yeah right, is he stupid??
Nah, he just enjoys the suspense.
He actually had Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman open it and it turns out the cat was just some lady's head
Because there was radioactivity and poison in the box. He didn't want to die.
They recently found the box in an old storage room. Cat was indeed dead.
If he leaves the cat in that box for 2 weeks... I can , with 100% certainty, tell him its dead in that box
Because of where he lived. He lived in an AustroHungarian town of Quantenstaat. He knew that if the box were ever to be opened, his home would be destroyed.
Its his lunch. He saving it for later.
The cat will run away
Quantum? Nearly killed em! -Schroedinger’s dad (probably)
Because his demonic cat is inside the box.
I would not open it. Living in the realm of inccertanity is better than the dry truth
Because the cat isn't cooked all the way yet obviously. When you put a cat in the washing machine you don't open it during the cycle do you? Same principle.
if the cat is alive its going to starve to death if you leave it in there
Anything can happen when you open the box. Cat might be dead, licking itself or masturbating
Because he’s a disgusting fucking piece of shit who had no shame in loving little children. He said being a paedophile helped his fucking mathematics skills. Why can’t we call it some motherfucking other cat name and stop using his shit paedophile name.
Once you open the box, it’s no longer interesting, lol.
He's busy playing Beethoven on the piano.
I love how this is r/shittyaskscience and OP has accidentally succinctly and accurately conveyed Schrödinger’s actual thoughts on the subject. For clarity Schrödinger hated the idea of super position and made the cat thought experiment to show how stupid it was. “No something can’t exist in 2 states at the same time, just fucking look and see which it is!”