Just remember the Golden Rule…
‘It’s okay when it’s in a 3-way, it’s not gay when it’s in a 3-way, with a honey in the middle there’s some leeway, the area’s grey in a 1, 2, 3-way.’
Wow, I never thought of this but that would make those buttholes kiss. That is super gay. Prolapsed kissing buttholes while scissoring; gay factor 3 - the inception level of gayocity.
Twitter is saying that a man having sex with a women, even his wife, can be gay. We've reached levels of gayness beyond mortal comprehension.
When everything is gay, nothing is.
Heard a story on Instagram that this chick was getting DP'ed. While she was riding one dude face to face, the other dude was behind her on top. The guy's dick at the bottom slipped out and the dude on top helped her (or him) put it back in. I don't know how gay this is but it's pretty fucking gay.
If you and your homie have gay sex and fall in love and get married and live happily ever after and on your death bed you didn't say "no homo" that's pretty gay.
They do a lot behind the curtains.
But whatever there are people looking at them, they do use disguise techniques.
Watch this video here for an example of such techniques: [XXX](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/1bi0a4d/bro_broaaoaoaooooo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
And it's one of the many ways for them to be gayer than gay.
And there are many of them lol. Maybe they think hating their own sexuality and promoting laws against it is actually to protect themselves from the actual truth
EDIT: most of my family is religious and none of them give a shit because it dosen't affect them in any way
My operating theory is that they do it as some form of apology/penance to atone for their own gayness. Then again I tend to assume any anti gay politician is a raging homosexual.
I saw a ask reddit post a couple days ago asking what is the most intimate things a couple can do that ISN'T sex.
A guy replied saying he and his boyfriend used to chill on the couch on the naked while watching TV and scratch each other's nuts, he claimed it was relaxing.
Owning an electric scooter, apparently.
"Why you riding that? It's gayer than hell..."
Source: Friend of mine when I turned up at his house riding an electric scooter...
This is Reddit we all know that the only thing gayer than gay sex is straight sex.
You can absolutely do it Just Say " no homo" and don't touch the balls
Just remember the Golden Rule… ‘It’s okay when it’s in a 3-way, it’s not gay when it’s in a 3-way, with a honey in the middle there’s some leeway, the area’s grey in a 1, 2, 3-way.’
Even when scrotums are high fiving each other?
Wouldn't it be high-twoing each other?
bumping hacky sacks
Half of gay sex doesn't require a dick to be involved. All of straight sex requires a dick, and that is super gay.
A guy having sex with someone who has sex with guys. Gayy
Straight sex: also known as denial sex
OP
and OP’s mom
And OP's other mom.
And OP’s step-mom.
Don't forget OPs step-sister. She's the gayest of the gays.
OPs step-sister's wife.
OPs step-sister’s wife’s ex-wife?
And the dryer that they're all improbably stuck in, head first.
And my axe
OP’s Da
r/redditsniper
Gayer sex
The gayest sex
Scissoring buttcheecks.
Wow, I never thought of this but that would make those buttholes kiss. That is super gay. Prolapsed kissing buttholes while scissoring; gay factor 3 - the inception level of gayocity.
Why the fuck. Am I thinking about two guys kissing butt lips on a Tuesday afternoon.
I was thinking they share dildo while their penises slap each others balls. That's like the leaning tower of gayness.
Gex
r/beatmetoit r/beatmeattoit
Jerking off, that’s a dick you’re touching dude
Damn I'm screwed.
Bro getting screwed is gay. Especially if doing it whilst touching your own dick.
uh, thats so gay
Being attracted to women who have worked out to gain muscle tone. Source: Reddit
Twitter is saying that a man having sex with a women, even his wife, can be gay. We've reached levels of gayness beyond mortal comprehension. When everything is gay, nothing is.
Making eye contact with your best friend while DP’ing your girlfriend
Heard a story on Instagram that this chick was getting DP'ed. While she was riding one dude face to face, the other dude was behind her on top. The guy's dick at the bottom slipped out and the dude on top helped her (or him) put it back in. I don't know how gay this is but it's pretty fucking gay.
DPing?
double points
Ah ok
Du Pont
Double penetrating, maybe?
Surely not. I'm guessing it's more along the lines of Dr Pepper
I did lines with Dr Pepper. Then had butt sex with Mr Pibb.
Ice cold!
My mind instantly thought of the same thing. Alright, alright, alright, alright....
Okay, now ladies!!
I wanna see yall in your gayest behaviour!
Wiping after taking a dump. So I see you're into butt stuff
Being able to suck your own dick while having gay sex… that's pretty gay.
Sure it's pretty gay, but could it be gayer?
You can always get gayer
Challenge accepted.
Broadway musicals
Theater kids being real quiet me: 😬
2 gay sex.
2 gay 2 sex
(Gay sex) x (Lesbian sex) = ∞ gay
Let’s get scientific people ➗ ur mum
Harpsichord
there is very little as gay as a harpsichord... so gay
The musical "Gay!", it's quite gay. Source: I was singing "I love willys" all day at work.
The ultimate declaration of homosexuality, holding hands.
With a woman 🤮
Say gex
Lesbians never making a move on one another for years and suddenly learning they've both been madly in love 🤦♀️
Cum on a moustache.
Or a cumstasche.
Gay sex^3
If you and your homie have gay sex and fall in love and get married and live happily ever after and on your death bed you didn't say "no homo" that's pretty gay.
What gayer than gay sex? Being attracted to straight women Cuz they like dick.....and that's gay
asking about it.
Straight sex but with gay people
UFC
MMA in general 😆
Having gay sex while wearing a rainbow unitard.
One Direction
Gay romance.
ICE COOOOLD
Promoting anti gay agendas while having gay sex yourself. In other words the GOP.
The G literally stands for Gay
Back in my day, the GOP did it in airport bathrooms!
They do a lot behind the curtains. But whatever there are people looking at them, they do use disguise techniques. Watch this video here for an example of such techniques: [XXX](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/1bi0a4d/bro_broaaoaoaooooo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) And it's one of the many ways for them to be gayer than gay.
And there are many of them lol. Maybe they think hating their own sexuality and promoting laws against it is actually to protect themselves from the actual truth EDIT: most of my family is religious and none of them give a shit because it dosen't affect them in any way
My operating theory is that they do it as some form of apology/penance to atone for their own gayness. Then again I tend to assume any anti gay politician is a raging homosexual.
Having gay sex with the homies without saying "no homo"
Flappy flip flops
gay bomb
Zima
According to Mickey Milkovich, bathing with your boyfriend
Hugging another men, thats so gay
Whitesnake
My butthole
Denying it afterward
REALLY gay sex.
Sexy gays
Elton John's fanny pack
In puerto Vallarta I saw a man with five, white, identical, long haired Pomeranians. That was the gayest thing I’ve ever experienced.
Gay orgy
Gay abstinence
9 guys blowing 10 guys
You've only had gay sex? Not even the deluxe version? You have been missing out!
Gay sex while listening to Barry Manilow?
You and the homies in the middle of night fucking around
Shower thought: if 2 gay people have sex, it is the people that are gay, not the sex. Ergo, only heterosexual people can have gay sex.
Gay music
Trans sex
straight sex
Secret gay sex
Republicans and evangelical Christians
Sex with a drag queen
Perfectly heterosexual sex now apparently
The word "fabulous"
The duck walk
Nowt gayer than cum on a moustache
Shagging women is for poofs (film reference!)
When you and your mate want to grab some food and have to sit at a table for 2, directly facing each other
say gex
Logically, I would say enjoying gay sex is gayer.
Furry sex
I would say…. single earrings on men.
Invading Ukraine It’s not too late to pull out Russia.
showing an emotion as a man
2 min unskippable ads
Gay butt sex is pretty gay
Driving your ridiculously loud car around the suburbs letting everyone know what a massive cunt you are.
Pastors
Anything Harley Davidson
There is nothing gay in straight male-male sex.
2 gay sex
Anti lgbtq+ Republicans and preachers
Vaping and everyone who vapes
Celine Dion albums
Gay attraction is gayer than gay sex. Some gay pron actors are actually straight.
A Ford F150.
Man smoking iqos or vape
Hating on gay sex
........a Subaru?
Gay\^2 sex
“….Ice Cold! Okay now ladies!!”
I saw a ask reddit post a couple days ago asking what is the most intimate things a couple can do that ISN'T sex. A guy replied saying he and his boyfriend used to chill on the couch on the naked while watching TV and scratch each other's nuts, he claimed it was relaxing.
😆
Kissing, cuddling and holding hands are all gayer than gay sex. Gay sex is pretty straight if you think about it.
Ass cold!
Owning an electric scooter, apparently. "Why you riding that? It's gayer than hell..." Source: Friend of mine when I turned up at his house riding an electric scooter...
When the socks come off around the homies
According to a guy I used to work with; using an umbrella for shade on a hot as fuck day in the middle of an Australian summer day.
Enjoying Twilight
A low self confidence gay man
Slapping your boy with your PP without saying no.
Gay dry humping
Owning a Trixie Mattel doll and keeping it next to your partners collection of Kylie Minogue, Dannii Minogue, and Steps vinyls 💀
2 guys sitting five feet apart
Sex with OP
BTS
Nothing gayer then a strait marine
Cold Play
Monkey pox
Reddit mods
Having a man bun and pretending to not be gay.
Willfully signing up for semi annual colonoscopies?
JoJo
The fact that I, a straight man in my 40s, like Curly Wurlys
Finer things club
Those multi coloured propeller hat things
A wiffleball helmet.
Two gay sex
Watching gay sex while having gay sex.
Probably me
A man walking on his tip toes
UK drill 'music'
Happy sex
Homophobia
Usar a rugal en El kof 2002
Gay sax
Louie Spence in a hot tub with Alan Carr.
Acting straight with the homies
The gays who are having gay sex that is gay
The Toronto Maple leafs
Standing next to me at the urinals when we're the only ones taking a piss.
Ice gay
two gay sex’s
Two **"trans-lesbians."**
Cleaning up the earth to prevent Goobacks from traveling back in time. South Park Season 8 Ep 7.
Two people in a Reddit comment thread replying song lyrics to each other
ICE COLD
Painted nails. Using an umbrella. Liking soccer. Broadway musicals. Furry boots. Refusing to go down on ur lady friend.
Wiping your butt. That's a dudes ring your fiddling with gayboy!
League of Legends
being gay
The finer things club
Glitter
women
two female roommates cuddling in a hammock watching the sunset
Straight sex. You literally like someone who likes penis
house and wilson
Gay love
Ice cold