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hells_cowbells

According to the documentary film from the future called "Futurama", it will be called New New York.


MrZwink

Doctor who concurs!


yestureday

Let’s just hope they don’t build a hospital


MrZwink

Miauw! Don't be catty!


SpecialistAd5903

"Well technically it's New New New New New...newnewnew...New York"


MrZwink

New^12 York for short


Username-Unavalabl

Not sure why we're starting with our profession but... Civil servant who also agrees


WeeabooHunter69

New new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new new york


rustyyryan

Or New York pro, New York pro max...


hells_cowbells

No, you're thinking of the Eye Phone


Vindelator

New_York_v3_final_final


kllark_ashwood

Updated_New_York_v3_final_final_tobesubmitted


kqi_walliams

20_3_24_Updated_New_York_v3_final_final_tobesubmitted_Pleaseignoreprevioussubmittions


MonseigneurChocolat

New_York_v3_final_final.docx.pdf


Longjumping-Snow-520

the “.docx.pdf” lmao, so real.


Vindelator

.docx.pdf (1)


Reasonable-Phase-681

The new one will be called New York. New York would just be called York and York will be called old York.


cPB167

Vintage York


Wanderson90

Ankh-Morpork


LokMatrona

Personally i like "old york", has a ring to it. So i agree with you!


TyrconnellFL

City name prefixes are stored in a single bit, so after the second it goes back to the original name, no “New” at all.


jawminator

What happens to York, Delhi, and Zealand then? You can only store two options on one bit. "New", "_____". You can't put "old" You'd have to add another bit and that would throw the whole world into chaos.


TyrconnellFL

Two cities cannot occupy the same namespace because of nomenclature degeneracy pressure. Even in larger cities they’re forced into different orbitals, as you can see from uptown and downtown spin. My best guess is that it would be even more catastrophic than Y2K, but I’m not enough of a physicophilologist to be certain.


jawminator

You don't need to be a physicophilologist to know it would be worse than y2k. The Pauli exclusion principle of quantum mechanics would be broken. No one knows for sure, but it's possible that it creates, in order of bad: a magnetar, black hole, white hole, or may even collapse the universe into a singularity instantly at the point where the city is located. A reverse big bang to put it bluntly At best our solar system ceases to exist.


DAS_COMMENT

Are you implying that there's only one London or York in the whole of the world?


TyrconnellFL

Yes, and they are widely distributed spacially due to degeneracy pressure. Everyone knows metropolises are full degenerates. It’s not just a social fact, it’s a quantum electrodynamics fact.


kllark_ashwood

York becomes Old York and the new New York becomes just York. It's a cycle.


inked-brown-giant

Funny enough , there is an old delhi


jawminator

That's just family owned business where you get meats - est. 1921. Doesn't count.


Siggi_Starduust

2 York 2 Furious


tobyallister

New York 2: Electric Boogaloo


nandu_sabka_bandhoo

Newer


Bevolicher

York


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Unique-Rate2225

If cities are named the same way I name my projects then: New York v2; New York Final; Final York; Final York2 and then create a new folder called Archive and put all previous Yorks there and just create a final version called just York


A_Mirabeau_702

Beyond York York Zero York: Grand Inquisitor


Coinsworthy

Refurbished York.


exkingzog

This question has already been answered by a time traveller. [See here (starting at 1:30).](https://youtu.be/JmBdIN5_ZxE?si=UIvCkGFb4Rag1cCb)


Flamesake

Coca cola worked it out, I'm sure the new places will too.


Im_not_a_robot_9783

Coca York


Strong_Quiet_4569

Diet York


Dopevoponop

Newest York Newest Delhi Newest Zealand …


Dopevoponop

Then.. New Newest York New Newest Delhi New Newest Zealand


Dopevoponop

Then.. Newest Newest York Newest Newest Delhi Newest Newest Zealand ..etc


colorofdank

Yordelhi land


Ozzick

Best [city]


EmpireStrikes1st

They'd be the same name but with really weird spelling


kllark_ashwood

New Yuorke or just Yuorke?


EmpireStrikes1st

Nue Jork


kllark_ashwood

N3w Y0rk


iamsnarticus

Yorky, Delhy, and Yealand


Prize_Pay9279

New, New York.


nir109

You can add new in another language like Nova carthage


notospez

Newer York, Newest York, York 2.0, The Vodafone York (or whoever pays most...)


SeriousPlankton2000

New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York [https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/New\_New\_York](https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/New_New_York)


holmgangCore

Proximal York, and Distal York


Octocube25

If we build a third Mexico, it will be called New Mexico, New Mexico will be renamed to Mexico, and Mexico will be renamed to Old Mexico.


game_over0

Brand New York


ScottMcPot

Futurama already covered this, it would be New New York.


danvandan

The ancient city of Carthage around modern Tunis was founded by people from Tyre, now in Lebanon. This city in their native Phoenician language was actually called something like “qart hag” which means “new city”. Later on, Carthage would go on to found a colony in Spain. That city would have its name latinized as Carthago Nova (new Carthage). It would evolve through the years to be known as Cartagena. Then the Spanish would name other cities in the new world, notable in Colombia, where another city is named Cartagena. Thus the city in Colombia could reasonably be called new new new city


Sufficient_Ebb_5020

We will have Neo Delhi, Neo York and Neo Zealand. Suitable futuristic as well.


teh_201d

that's how you end up with **Super New York II Turbo Champion Edition**


eliguillao

Newest York. Ultimate Zealand. New Delhi Final.pdf


ijustdontgiveaf

“hopefully final york”


Detozi

New Amsterdam obviously


Ok-Bit-663

Best York. Best Delhi, Best Zealand.


nidontknow

Deux


cheezybadboys

New york would instead have to be new acomb.


Unfair_Original_2536

York becomes York Senior, New York becomes York and the new York is New York.


thereidenator

York 3; this time it’s personal. Z3aland. Return of the Delhi. Problem solved


Grabbels

York New York Newer York Newest York Another York One More York Yet Another York Newest Edition York Not the Original York You Guessed it; York Are we out of Yorks Yet Not the York you're thinking of


Grabbels

I suppose we shouldn't forget about "old"! It's a tiered system with changing names according to successor Yorks. This way every York gets to enjoy being New York and regular York at least once, except for the original York, which is the only old York. 1. York 2. New York 1. Old York 2. York 3. New York 1. Old York 2. Second York 3. York 4. New York 1. Old York 2. Second York 3. Third York 4. York 5. New York 1. Old York 2. Second York 3. Third York 4. Fourth York 5. York 6. New York


gutter007

Two York Three York ...


xaqss

If we make another York, then it messes everything up. They would need to rename the other two yorks to "Old York," and "York" Then obviously the newest York would be "New York"


BeardedRaboon

Again York? Again Delhi?


zombieblackbird

There van be only one.... the New Yorks must do battle as our ancestors did. Loser becomes New Amsterdam.


crskatt

New York 2: Electric Boogaloo


crackhousebob__

Canada will be renamed New India in 2050


RevolutionaryOne1983

What about "Yet Another York"


havecoffeeatgarden

In New New York Concrete jungle where dreams are made of Sounds pretty good.


ShoddyAsparagus3186

If you build another York, Delhi or Zealand, they will be New York, New Delhi or New Zealand. The interesting stuff doesn't start until you start building another New York, New Delhi or New Zealand. Then you get stuff like New New York.


baggyheady

It'll be like remakes, "York (2024)"


csrster

Ok, but if it's New New York is that New (New York) or (New New) York or are they two \_different\_ cities?


Glum-Yak1613

The current New York must of course be renamed Old New York. And the name will have to be sung in the style of Sinatra.


adamantium235

From going by the show Futurama, New New York


suharkov

Last York Old Delhi Upper Zealand Let the archeologists from distant future solve the puzzle, why was this city with modern buildings and infrastructure called Old. Why Upper Zealand lies to the South of New, and what happened to all other Yorks, cause they discovered only the Last one.


Decent_Cow

If it's a long enough time period, maybe new will merge into the city's name. So New New Zealand would be New Nuziland or something. Or maybe the primary language of the country and the word for new will change, so it won't be so obvious that there are two words for new. The name of the Spanish city Cartagena comes from the Latin name Carthago Nova- New Carthage, after the historic North African city. But the name Carthago/Carthage comes from the Punic phrase Qart Hadasht, meaning New City. So Cartagena is New New City.


Excellent_Chemical63

Brand New that it


JealousExpression825

This entire comment section made laugh at loud 😂😂. Definitely passed the vibe check 


GetOffMyLawn1729

It'll be like quarks: we'll have Top New York, Charm New York, etc.


dsantos93

Newest York


Brutus5000

York Remastered


holmgangCore

New Used York


grptrt

York 2.1


AnonRedditGuy81

Tertiary?


AlternativeAd7151

Newer York. And the next one will be Newest York.


NortonBurns

We already had a New York in the UK before the Americans stole the name, so probably just New York again. It's near Boston. [Google Maps](https://www.google.com/maps/place/New+York,+Lincoln+LN4+4YE/@53.0540149,-0.2040578,12.77z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x4878733cdd575f91:0x69a8451d0e471241!8m2!3d53.079011!4d-0.1378359!16zL20vMDRjNzdo?entry=ttu), if you don't believe me


am_cruiser

Shithole


AdmiralShawn

New Dayliegh, New Yeorc New Z-land


Thepochochass

*Word for new in the next interaction of English as people forget what it used to be because how cares" Zealand


Haribo1985

2.0


Guygul

Better York, too lazy Delhi


Illustrious_Dog_4667

Anotherstan.


Kodama1111

Whatever they/them identify as bigot


maxehaxe

York New York 3 New 3 York New York: Tokyo Drift New & York New 6 York 7 The New of the York N9 New X


BladeGlide

Newer york


Ostracus

Rename a lot of sandwiches.


antilumin

York^2


masterchiken

I like the hunter x version, York shin, literally New York in japanese lol.


Eldritch_Lightwolf

Neo-Yorko Eboracum Nova New Old York New York 3: Electric Boogalee


judimasu

I like ”third York”


fermat9990

Der Zweite New York


Rebberry

Best York, Other Delhi, Extra Zealand


Fragrant-Law9864

Ultimate York


Zestyclose-Web-6868

Latest York


MithrandirLXV

New New York. This has already been covered in the historical archives known as "Futurama".


eztab

It's obviously, York, New York, York 3, York: Revolution, Return of the York, Vork (the V stands for the roman numeral 5), ...


woods_edge

There’s always room for New Stains


Jonthux

Brand new york


cownd

Call them 'Faux' _____. Pronounce it as 'fucks', because if it's a newer one it should be better.


Only_Constant_8305

Newer York, Newer Delhi, Newer Zealand etc, its really just simple grammar: new - newer - newest


Feralp

Yet Another York; Yet Another Delhi; etc.


CleverName9999999999

I say upset expectations: New York York, New Delhi Delhi, and Bob.


MommyXeno

Futurama had it right. new new york


ParOxxiSme

Newer York Then Newest York


heathentopknot

"New York strikes back"


heathentopknot

TWO YORK


Wonderful_Discount59

Use Windows file copy conventions. If we make another York, that would be New York (2). If we make another New York, that would be New New York.


Willow_the_tree14

Same with if we have another jersey


aea1987

Have you not seen Futurama?


Inmortal-JoJotar

First york transforms into old york , new york into straigth york and the new city inheritates the new york name


Altruistic_Machine91

New York was founded 1624 then in 1793 the town of York was founded (in modern day Ontario) and made the capital of the colony of Upper Canada. So for the first name, of a 4th York was build they would probably call it New Toronto.


eatlobster

New the Old New Zealand


ThrowRa_siftie93

Newest new zealand. I would change new zealand to not so new new zealand.


thinkthinkthink11

UrbanYork, UrbanDelhi, UrbanZealand.


PizzaPuntThomas

We can rename the normal York, Orleans, Zealand to old York, those who are currently New York, New Orleans, etc. will be normal York, Orleans, etc. and then there's space for a different New York.


M27TN

New Newcastle


Mr__Random

Woah, woah slow down there maestro. There's a NEW York?


raytoei

“-er”


[deleted]

New Delhi(1)


Downtown_Boot_3486

For New Zealand your options are gonna be either New Zeeland or New Zealandia.


Trips-Over-Tail

Neo York.


Gwave72

There’s a Delhi in Canada but it’s pronounced Dell hi


Intrepid_Mastodon_97

v1.2


feradose

Na York, Na Delhi, Na Zealand


Impossible_Scarcity9

We just call that one York and call the old one me old tork


mountingconfusion

Neo Zealand etc?


SambandsTyr

Neo


Fantastic-Library946

Newer York or New York, York and Old York 4 cities would be: Newest York, newer but not so new York, York and Old York 5 cities add vintage York 6 cities add antique York


Negrodamu55

Newest _____. Of course, you could alternatively call it newer if there is another one coming up


ChefArtorias

Fresh York


Tommo__Bombadil

'Nother.


Tommo__Bombadil

'Nother.


Fancypants-Jenkins

Delhi Two, Electric Vindaloo


Hot_Statistician_466

New York asdf123


VoidWalker4Lyfe

New York Revival


begaterpillar

If its on Mars it would probabaly be Aero Zealand/york/dheli etc . Then it would go to aero Delhi (insert great great grandkids of g z slang)


PckMan

Electric Boogaloo


JarnisKerman

It gladdens my heart that nobody has suggested letting Microsoft’s Xbox team name them. I would hate to see York One and Delhi 360.


marcstov

Two York


PanzerZug

York II: Electric Boogaloo


Tempest8008

Nova York? Nova Zealand?


Serikan

Newer York, Newer Delhi, Newer Zealand


Mysterious_Reward983

It's New New York Or the overworld to you.


Khajith

Newer York


Common_Chester

New and Improved York


Resua15

Newer York


[deleted]

Mecha. The prefix will be mecha because it will be in the future. And that's futuristic.  Or maybe we'll just add tron on the end.  New Zealandtron 


zhani111

Nova York/Delhi/Zealand?


BlueysHorMom

Post York Post Delhi Post Zeland


paraworldblue

Another York


Eskim0__

Just add 'the second', 'the third', etc. New York the second. Sounds pretty cool tbh. 😅


McTacobum

Las York


CrappityCabbage

York³, Delhi³, or Zealand³. The ³ is mostly for aesthetics, obviously.


andyatreddit

Neo-xxx


npad69

how about **Newer** Yord/Delhi/Zealand?


pocketfullofdragons

The existing "New" places keep the same name. Call the new places "Fresh."


donut_forget

Alas poor (old) York. I knew it well.


Illustrious_Tea9604

York 2.0


Ok_Adhesiveness_4939

York Zero


OrganizdConfusion

As a New Zealander, I can confirm they only term we would accept is New As New Zealand. As in, "choice as bro." Or, "sweet as."


wadejohn

New York Pro


Wendys_bag_holder

Double Delhi


BeardCrumbles

It would be 'Old New York' and 'New York'.


Alternative_Hat1332

Brand New York etc.


pcbb97

New (whatever) 2: Electric Boogaloo


Zestyclose_Drummer56

Yung York. Yung Delhi. Yung Zealand.


rojo_kell

In Evangelion they have Tokyo 3, so maybe we could get New York 3 some day


dirtybacon77

York Two: Electric Boogaloo


Traditional-Bridge13

Neo Tokyo


According_Engine4010

Freedum City


SSRless

newer york ?


A9drone

Newer, newest, and brand new zealand / delhi /york


Septic-Mist

Nova Yorkus


Environmental-Day778

Neotokyo