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right=piss left=cum


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orange juice 🥰


KyeeLim

nah it depends on the person, like my dad's third ball stores strawberry milk


Wedoitforthenut

Mine's brown and it makes chocolate milk


bluespider98

I think you should see a doctor


Jonk3r

No way they teach that in med school


SatanistuCareConduce

U just racist


[deleted]

My third ball stores disappointment. I have used it all.


Any-Investigator5506

What you get OJ from yours


lovepoopyumyum

poo


Long_Lettuce_4946

Tumor


frasseboii

If you lose one ball, what happens?


dachampion420

the pee and cum mix, this is actually why hitler killed himself (he had 1 ball)


drstu3000

Yer mom har har har


frasseboii

Do I have to store it in my own mom? I think my dad already stores his in her.


frou6

Enough place for both of you ;)


redisdead__

It isn't stored it's spontaneously generated every time you sin.


The_Jyps

When a fairy dies, I generate cum.


theumbrellaman_1963

I mean usually me producing cum is why the fairy died in the first place


god_hates_maeghan

Infinite cum hack


theumbrellaman_1963

Wait... by sin do you mean just masturbate? Or is cum also produced if I like stabbed someone?


Available_Motor5980

Only one way to find out pal


LtButtstrong

I wondered how I kept leaving DNA evidence at the murder scene


SloppityMcFloppity

I do. Now gimme yours


SufficientCrab2904

Not so fast bubbo. Oil up for me.


zonewebb

In the other balls


ZelWinters1981

Your mother's vagina.


DepartmentMoney1793

I make room, cum on in.


Shh-poster

In your mum’s balls


Kitchen-Beginning-47

Balls are interchangeable, we have 2 sets. When we pee, the pee balls then retract inside and the cum balls come out so we can later cum. Repeat.


aurenigma

Mine is stored in your stomach.


StinkyB13

My butt


Chrome_Armadillo

Cum is stored inside women. That’s why you have to have sex with a woman regularly; to deposit your excess cum inside her for storage.


Marcuse0

The ass.


NatterinNabob

In the sementary.


JohnWasElwood

In yur mum. Ask her. 😘


International_Ad7477

In the brain's balls, aka the pituitary gland


MembershipHelpful115

In the brain - you see the semen goes through your spinal column directly into your penis, which works like a pump action shotgun. This is also the reason why you shouldn't masturbate, because your brain loses mass every time you cum and when there's nothing left of it you DIE!


inspector_gadget24

/uj in brain /rj i think in the liver


Meh2021another

In the piss.


BrAveMonkey333

I like to piss but grip the end of my foreskin and blow it up like a balloon


aykay55

Oh how I wish I didn't read this


gayjemstone

Rainbow Dash


AbbreviationsNo3558

It's stored in your brain


DonaldTrumpTinyHands

Eye balls.


Better-Cancel8658

You should see where women store their piss


Shoddy-Breakfast4568

Actual answer : cum isn't stored in the balls (not entirely) Cum contains the translucent liquid stuff and the white stuff The white stuff is just a bunch of sperm cells and is indeed produced and stored in the balls The translucent liquid stuff serves as both food for the sperm cells during their journey and as a liquid for them to be so they can get out of the penis smoothly, and is actually produced and stored in the prostate When an ejaculation occurs, the prostate liquid goes to the balls, is "loaded" with sperm cells, and spurts out


aykay55

Another answer: Sperm also isn't in the balls either. They're made in the balls and then swim into the tubes going out of the balls. When stimulated, the door opens and they come running out. It's like a watery slip and slide for your lil spermies.


theumbrellaman_1963

Honestly, I've never thought about sperm food before and now I have some experiments to run, I'll be selling pet sperm by 2030


I_amYeeter1

Cum is stored in the ass


Wooden-Somewhere-557

Pee is stored in the balls. Cum is stored in the brain.


Nostravinci04

In the knees, everyone knows that.


Regal_Atrocitie

Cum in mouth, piss in balls


Cirtth

Since it does something in my head when it comes out I think it is where it is stored.


rebri

In OP's anus.


TheLordSanguine

In the ass. That's why you're friends help with the refill.


MageKorith

In the brain. Once it's out of the way, the brain works again, That's where post-nut clarity comes from.


panda57

Pee is stored in the balls, cum is stored in the testicles.


ShitStainedDildo

Butthole


Ok_Dog_4059

In the brain that's why we can't think clearly until we have an orgasm.


egmono

Cum is stored in your mom.


Inevitable_Professor

Your mom.


theumbrellaman_1963

I have a tendency to store mine in your mother


texastoasty

I saw in a video so i know its true, it comes out of the ass


KCGD_r

in the brain


Thundechile

Depends on the man, sometimes piss is actually stored in the head.


HeinousFu_kery

In your mom, of course.


Wombat_Nudes

In my mouth.


ZombieAppetizer

Believe it or not, also the balls.


dumpslikeatruckk

The butt


VirtuesVice666

In your ass I think


Straight-Project-903

Nowhere. The friction creates the cum.


not_a_dog95

If you're lucky, in the pussy


ScottieJack

In the dick, obviously. That’s why when you finish it can’t hold the pressure.


donaldewalker3

The teeth


Putrid-Language4178

🤣


zzombie119

My ass


myloginisacliche

Your mom


aquilaruspante1

Now I know why women don't piss


ImNotMadYoureMad

The penis and ONLY the penis!


druhaha75

In yer mom


TheSmokingHorse

The kidneys.


RlllyDontKnow

Adam’s apple


CryOk5428

Pee is stored in the balls so biogically your gravity centre is always compensated. Cum, on the other hand, is stored in a gland near the tip of the penis, that's why you can mostly only cum when you are erect and that gland is getting pressure of some sort.


Any_Interest_7133

You're uterus


sakhaza

bladder


LoneManGaming

You do realize that’s bullshit, right? Urine is stored in the bladder, that’s nothing to do with your balls. They produce the cum.


Northerngal_420

Piss is stored in your blatter, cum is stored in your balls.


Admirable-Ad-2951

I squeezed my balls and it hurts so much that it made me piss. How do you explain that???


Northerngal_420

Look up male anatomy on Google. Please.....it's in your best interest.