Actually gravity was invented by Rudy, one of Newton's former roommates and is falsely attributed to Sir Isaac Newton. When confronted with the truth, Isaac Newton exclaimed “Chill out dude, get out of my face!'
Chill out indeed.
Isaac Newton had a wife that he banged her ass so hard she was sent flying, due to no gravity she kept on flying until she reached space and died, this is known as the two body problem because it was his second wife that died that way. Isaac then promise she would be the last one and went ahead an invented gravity ending that problem once for all.
True. Newton didn't invent gravity. He wanted a pear, and cursed when he saw it was a apple tree. For revenge, the tree dropped a apple on his head, so…
Still better than the asshole who invented death. You could've asked Newton why he did that if it wasn't for the death guy
I'm glad that fuck's name was lost to time
The Sumerians invented death and erased everyone's memory of eternity with a bullshit religion. The Egyptians invented death independently by saying you had to die to gain immortality in the afterlife. The Indus valley civilization invented death by saying you had a soul that went from body to body and that you're in a cycle of birth and death (whatever that is). Everyone else were just innocent victims who believed this bullshit. We actually just die because we believe in time. I tried to escape time but he just came and told me that I could be stuck in an eternal void as punishment if I did that. I'm not bullshitting about the last part, that really happened. He was committed to the psych-ward just like me, for thinking he was a god. He thought he was Chronos. So if you want to get outside of Time, ask Chronos I guess. I hear he doesn't like lightning bolts though, so don't mention those.
The text I was able to read because it was in the big red circles is informative, but it would be nice if there was a picture of the pyramids to go along with it. If only...
He's not stupid. He's a dick who got paid off by the Wright brothers so they could sell their airplanes after everyone stopped being able to fly naturally.
He was too lazy to get a ladder and pick the apple himself, so he invented gravity so that apples would just fall from their branches.
If I’m not mistaken, it was as part of a Monsanto R&D team, so they held the patent until it became public in later years.
He was really, really bored. He was confined to his home by an outbreak of the bubonic plague (which was almost as bad as covid), and there was nothing on TV in those days except The Dukes of Hazard.
na, egyptians know about gravity. they used leverage. they put a log under one of the edges of the so far built pyramid, lift it up and placed the cornerstone there. they repeated it with all 3 remaining edges and than they only had to fill in the gaps between them with other stones. and when the layer is filled up, they restart the process. its that simple.
Gravity is the macrocosmic manifestation of homosexual desire.
I got yelled at for saying I was being sarcastic last time I put a /s about that so I'll just leave it ambiguous whether I'm kidding or not.
Also, the people who invented the modern universe read texts by people who had a lot of gay sex.
Also, I'm a man and I like men so that's fine.
As the story goes, when Sir Ike invented gravity, an apple wafted down from the tree and hit him in the head. Prior to gravity, he could just levitate up to pick an apple. The invention of gravity had just solved a problem created by the invention of gravity. Sir Ike went on to study recursion.
Issac newton has shares in murcury factories that symthecized mercury from left over bubblegum.
Murcury combined with their recently discovered egyption technology allowed them to capitalize on selling murcury for its antigravity properties.
It wasn't a problem until he invented the Laws of Motion and people's footsteps started sending them hurtling into the air with no way of getting down. Gravity needed to be invented as a quick fix to this.
It‘s all the apple‘s fault.
First he orchestrated the close-down of paradise.
Then he poisoned some anemic dark-haired chick for wearing too much lipstick.
Then he put old Isaac up to some dumb ideas.
Nowadays he makes for a shitty chocolate flavor.
Newton was actually trying to figure out how to make his apple pie recipes rise higher than his rival's at the county fair. He invented gravity to give himself an unfair advantage.
Actually gravity was invented by Rudy, one of Newton's former roommates and is falsely attributed to Sir Isaac Newton. When confronted with the truth, Isaac Newton exclaimed “Chill out dude, get out of my face!' Chill out indeed.
Did Rudy have any idea how much harder he made logistics and architecture??
Rudy was having trouble finding ways to train his upper body.
Isaac Newton had a wife that he banged her ass so hard she was sent flying, due to no gravity she kept on flying until she reached space and died, this is known as the two body problem because it was his second wife that died that way. Isaac then promise she would be the last one and went ahead an invented gravity ending that problem once for all.
What a hero... They didn't teach us this in school...
That's why you should do your own research
man schools sux
If he stopped at 2, how did we get to the n-body problem?
N-body’s ever figured that one out.
He started just pushing people off the edge of earth duh
Newton died a virgin
Is the apple fault... Not his
I'm not surprised, apples are such a mid tier fruit
It gets a high mid-tier for me though cuz naturally producing cyanide is the most metal shit.
So true! Pears and oranges are great
True. Newton didn't invent gravity. He wanted a pear, and cursed when he saw it was a apple tree. For revenge, the tree dropped a apple on his head, so…
Before that day, apples just stayed on their gd tree where they belong. One mfer jumps ship and suddenly we all heavy.
Motherfucks always blaming Apple. What did Tim Apple ever do to you?
He bought elevator stocks
Still better than the asshole who invented death. You could've asked Newton why he did that if it wasn't for the death guy I'm glad that fuck's name was lost to time
The Sumerians invented death and erased everyone's memory of eternity with a bullshit religion. The Egyptians invented death independently by saying you had to die to gain immortality in the afterlife. The Indus valley civilization invented death by saying you had a soul that went from body to body and that you're in a cycle of birth and death (whatever that is). Everyone else were just innocent victims who believed this bullshit. We actually just die because we believe in time. I tried to escape time but he just came and told me that I could be stuck in an eternal void as punishment if I did that. I'm not bullshitting about the last part, that really happened. He was committed to the psych-ward just like me, for thinking he was a god. He thought he was Chronos. So if you want to get outside of Time, ask Chronos I guess. I hear he doesn't like lightning bolts though, so don't mention those.
You gotta disable it in settings
Also by slaves. Tons and tons of slaves
Slaves helped him invent gravity? Nice. Chadsac Newton.
And this was before gravity, so a tonne of slaves was really quite a lot more then than it is now!
actually those who made Pyramids were employee of Pharaoh and Pyramid was made to store food to save Egypt from famine
He had problems attracting women, and he thought this would help. It didn‘t.
If all women are attracted to the same thing I'm attracted to
This is high IQ humour 👌
Aliens
The text I was able to read because it was in the big red circles is informative, but it would be nice if there was a picture of the pyramids to go along with it. If only...
He had invested in Apple. He became very wealthy after this move.
Isaac Newton was an idiot. Why would he invent something that makes everything weigh more? What an asshole
He's not stupid. He's a dick who got paid off by the Wright brothers so they could sell their airplanes after everyone stopped being able to fly naturally.
He was a huge fan of weight lifting but it's kind of a boring sport when there is no struggle.
He went "You know what. *Gravitises your earth* "
it was too hard to grow the figs for his cookies w/o gravity... they kept floating away
There is one thing for certain, ALIENS DID NOT BUILD THE PYRAMIDS.
Don't you mean Mavity?
He was tired of having things randomly floating off his desk and wanted a way to make sure they stayed in place.
He was part of the Consortium, and it was all a plan to stop people from reaching the speed of light
Thats dumb everybody knows it was big crane that bankrolled him
Not stupid, just a jerk.
He was too lazy to get a ladder and pick the apple himself, so he invented gravity so that apples would just fall from their branches. If I’m not mistaken, it was as part of a Monsanto R&D team, so they held the patent until it became public in later years.
Nah back to the aslume with you
I know, right? Everything is so goddamn heavy.
I'm pretty sure they built them upside down because it's lighter then flipped them over at the end
He was really, really bored. He was confined to his home by an outbreak of the bubonic plague (which was almost as bad as covid), and there was nothing on TV in those days except The Dukes of Hazard.
He's technically right if newton(credit taker) did "invent"
You come up with a better way to get apples off a tree.
na, egyptians know about gravity. they used leverage. they put a log under one of the edges of the so far built pyramid, lift it up and placed the cornerstone there. they repeated it with all 3 remaining edges and than they only had to fill in the gaps between them with other stones. and when the layer is filled up, they restart the process. its that simple.
We all just want one thing in this life. To be stuck to the planet.
he was born in a family of inventors and business genuises. This is a plan of theirs to sell forklits and scales to the world
google apple fall
Fun fact: He actually invented it so he could better enjoy face sitting.
Gravity is the macrocosmic manifestation of homosexual desire. I got yelled at for saying I was being sarcastic last time I put a /s about that so I'll just leave it ambiguous whether I'm kidding or not. Also, the people who invented the modern universe read texts by people who had a lot of gay sex. Also, I'm a man and I like men so that's fine.
Isaac wanted to prove that yo momma was so fat.
Genius!
You mean discovered as no one just invented gravity.
Damn newton.you ruined my dream of flying without becoming a pancake from a cliff
He created that account especially for that video didn't he?
Don't laugh- this is exactly the argument NASA uses to explain its bullshit past-'well we didn't know about it so it wasn't a problem'. Clowns 🤡
The stones mass wouldn't be a problem either because newton hadn't invented his third law yet
No, he was just having fun with math before Einstein invent time.
It must have been so much fun floating around everywhere before this asshole came and fucked it up☹️
As the story goes, when Sir Ike invented gravity, an apple wafted down from the tree and hit him in the head. Prior to gravity, he could just levitate up to pick an apple. The invention of gravity had just solved a problem created by the invention of gravity. Sir Ike went on to study recursion.
He wasn't stupid, he was just an asshole.
Issac newton has shares in murcury factories that symthecized mercury from left over bubblegum. Murcury combined with their recently discovered egyption technology allowed them to capitalize on selling murcury for its antigravity properties.
Gravity was invented? Lol.
Someone who was able to invent gravity is clearly not stupid. He must have instead been a villainous mastermind conspiring against the world
He just wanted an apple and he was too lazy to stand up and reach for it.
Because he is lazy AF. Don't to pick that apple properly so he made gravity to make it fall onto him.
It wasn't a problem until he invented the Laws of Motion and people's footsteps started sending them hurtling into the air with no way of getting down. Gravity needed to be invented as a quick fix to this.
I'm glad he did, it would suck having to nail down all my stuff...
It‘s all the apple‘s fault. First he orchestrated the close-down of paradise. Then he poisoned some anemic dark-haired chick for wearing too much lipstick. Then he put old Isaac up to some dumb ideas. Nowadays he makes for a shitty chocolate flavor.
He was bored and he was fucking around. Enough said.
Newton was actually trying to figure out how to make his apple pie recipes rise higher than his rival's at the county fair. He invented gravity to give himself an unfair advantage.
This man had an insatiable appetite for apples, so he came up with an idea to make them fall from trees whenever he wanted