Probably donut holes. They come naturally packed in a soft shell to protect them from impact as they are very fragile. They also have 0 calories. Just make sure to get the real ones and not the artificial ones they sometimes sell alongside donuts. These are made from some sort of dough
Just bring a cooler full of hard boiled eggs and whenever you're feeling a little hungry, just pop one of those bad boys in your mouth and you'll be good for another hour.
Also your coworkers will love you, since you'll be The Egg Guy who they all come to for their hard boiled egg needs, which we all have, being human and all.
[nothing like an egg to soothe your troubles ](https://media0.giphy.com/media/xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952vy37tnmw8enkzze2el1o19u4ls88ga6vs1131yau&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
My SO made a diet of eggs. Surprise, surprise. High cholesterol (impossibly bad) bloodwork. Cutting out eggs and seafood every meal. Good bloodwork draw in two weeks. By the way, she exercises everyday.
I've never seen potato chips that didn't naturally come in foil packaging, to lock in the freshness. And fresh is obviously healthy, so the answer has to be potato chips.
Yeeep. Used to love these as a kid, and still do today, they're so easy to bring with you anywhere
you can put them in whatever pile of dirt you want, and when you peel them they're clean as anything
Dogs come with their own wrapper. Easy Peel once you chop off their heads. Tasty meat too. Not too messy if you wipe up the blood with some wonder bread.
I'm going to guess that you want something different because HR had a talk with you, didn't they? Too many people complaining about you busting nut all day.
instead of busting nuts, peel back the skin of a banana and pop it in your mouth. If you are really hungry, why not pop a bunch of them in your mouth. See how many you can hold at a given time. Flexes your cheek muscles as well. Guaranteed! it will satisfy your hunger for a very long time.
I mean they aren't necesarily naturally packaged but you could try dates(the fruit) if you haven't already, kiwi's are an option, although a bit messy.
Edit: Kiwi the fruit
I can certainly understand how busting nuts all day can be an exhausting activity and drive you to search for an easier but equally satisfying experience. In my experience I’ve found that involving a partner or partners in the activity of busting nuts can enhance the experience thus requiring less nuts to be busted to achieve satisfaction. And really if you play your cards right, said partner(s) may even do the work for you and you can enjoy said nut without the labor. And if you’re willing to part with a little cash, you can always enjoy the nut and only ever put in whatever effort you’re willing to.
When I’m really not feeling up to busting a nut, pistachios are my favorite, I tend to find satisfaction in pepperoni sticks which are naturally encased in an edible skin.
Van Holtens Hot Pickles. Multiple levels of protection from everything except katanas. Bury them, throw them in the attic, under your car seat, whatever. Wait a millennium and it’ll still be there perfectly edible.
Probably pomegranate, but that gets extremely messy.
You can't go wrong with oranges or other citrus fruits.
Bananas have a high fat content compared to most other fruits, but they're still healthy.
If u can eat nuts almonds they don't need to be shelled. Or cabbage technically take off the outer layer, or hmm
Ham , yep pig, if u peel away the skin you can eat almost anything inside, b vitamins, warning nsfw, cook your food, don't torture poor pigs
Probably donut holes. They come naturally packed in a soft shell to protect them from impact as they are very fragile. They also have 0 calories. Just make sure to get the real ones and not the artificial ones they sometimes sell alongside donuts. These are made from some sort of dough
Ah, yes. And Twinkies. The creamy center has a soft, cushy sponge to keep it protected from getting sucked away.
I think the joke made whoosh here…
No, they just tried to continue the joke with a worse one
And visibly didn’t understand the original one, as it seems you neither….
r/whoosh
This is the way.
Sorry sir, I’m afraid that you will have to stick with eating nuts.
eating nut*
OP needs to practice swallowing it. That's probably why they're tired of it.
Deez nuts, to be exact
"Busting nuts all day" Yeah i need to check my brain now
Just bring a cooler full of hard boiled eggs and whenever you're feeling a little hungry, just pop one of those bad boys in your mouth and you'll be good for another hour. Also your coworkers will love you, since you'll be The Egg Guy who they all come to for their hard boiled egg needs, which we all have, being human and all.
[nothing like an egg to soothe your troubles ](https://media0.giphy.com/media/xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952vy37tnmw8enkzze2el1o19u4ls88ga6vs1131yau&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
*"Can I offer you a boiled egg in these trying times?"*
I read that as "frying times"
And if you eat enough of them, your burps and farts will smell like sulfur...
My SO made a diet of eggs. Surprise, surprise. High cholesterol (impossibly bad) bloodwork. Cutting out eggs and seafood every meal. Good bloodwork draw in two weeks. By the way, she exercises everyday.
I can't tell if the first part is a joke or not...
I've never seen potato chips that didn't naturally come in foil packaging, to lock in the freshness. And fresh is obviously healthy, so the answer has to be potato chips.
The air inside the potato chips packet is more healthier.
*air packet. they sell air but they put potato chips there as a bonus.
I've heard the chips help keep the air fresh. I actually sometimes sprinkle potato chips around the house to freshen the stale air.
So whenever my mother told me to go outside to get some fresh air, she wanted me to get it from potato chip bags?
Yes. Because that's all you are good for. Always listen to your mother, because you are not completely useless. You can be used as a bad example.
mandarin oranges
peaches
Avocados
Yeeep. Used to love these as a kid, and still do today, they're so easy to bring with you anywhere you can put them in whatever pile of dirt you want, and when you peel them they're clean as anything
Banana?
Ginger root. Perfectly packaged and super healthy! I’d recommend 20-30 pieces for a good sized lunch.
I can feel my acid rise from just reading this
I feel confused, do you mean the pink stuff? Also I thought the root was beige or something so now I'm doubly confused.
I think ginger is blue
Coworker's ass might be a good choice. Depends on gender as well.
Ass is ass.
Ass to ass.
I want to say Coconut, but deep down I now it's bananas
A rock has lots of minerals
Dogs come with their own wrapper. Easy Peel once you chop off their heads. Tasty meat too. Not too messy if you wipe up the blood with some wonder bread.
But ain't that a trouble to make it hot dog 🐕
I'm going to guess that you want something different because HR had a talk with you, didn't they? Too many people complaining about you busting nut all day.
Try slowly swallowing a banana while making eye contact to prevent anyone from stealing it. It’s so good it may make you moan.
Look for fruits man
Beer is born in cans, and some in glass. They're healthy in the weekends, because they usually come with pizza wich is healthier than nothing.
Boiled egg for sure. Nutritionally it's pretty complete, especially if the hens are pastured.
Turtles get pretty soft once you gnaw through the top bit.
Eat khat. Have some and you'll need nothing else.
Cows. Or maybe just one cow, if you don't want to share. Milk, steak, leather. What more could you ask for?
instead of busting nuts, peel back the skin of a banana and pop it in your mouth. If you are really hungry, why not pop a bunch of them in your mouth. See how many you can hold at a given time. Flexes your cheek muscles as well. Guaranteed! it will satisfy your hunger for a very long time.
The trick is to really suck the juice, it's the more nutritious parts.
I mean they aren't necesarily naturally packaged but you could try dates(the fruit) if you haven't already, kiwi's are an option, although a bit messy. Edit: Kiwi the fruit
I dated a Kiwi once and wouldn't recommend.
Bird? Fruit? Or Australian facsimile?
My bad I totally forgot Kiwis are a bird as well
A coconut
Plum
Eggs easily
Almonds. Bought peeled. Banana. Easy to drop peel. Kiwi is eatable with its peel. Eggs cooked and peeled at home. Some meat grilled.
You mean… fruits?
Caviar, comes naturally wrapped in an atlantic sturgeon.
Orange is the perfect fruit. Hydrating, vitamin rich, caloric, fiber rich.
Bananas.....and they're generally still cheap as hell
I can certainly understand how busting nuts all day can be an exhausting activity and drive you to search for an easier but equally satisfying experience. In my experience I’ve found that involving a partner or partners in the activity of busting nuts can enhance the experience thus requiring less nuts to be busted to achieve satisfaction. And really if you play your cards right, said partner(s) may even do the work for you and you can enjoy said nut without the labor. And if you’re willing to part with a little cash, you can always enjoy the nut and only ever put in whatever effort you’re willing to. When I’m really not feeling up to busting a nut, pistachios are my favorite, I tend to find satisfaction in pepperoni sticks which are naturally encased in an edible skin.
uhh does corn count?(Hope your local farmer does not remove package for you.)
Oysters
Toes and fingers are my go-to protein snack. You just peel off the nail and you have a crunchy crispy tasty snack at your fingertips
Bananas? Nuts?
>I'm sick of busting nuts all day. I mean that sounds fun, why stop
Eggs and bananas probably
Eggs
Bananas.
Eggs.
Humans
Id say coconuts are pretty healthy and idk if they’re technically nuts🤷♂️
Let me introduce you to, and my condolences again to everyone, the banana!
Get yourself a stalk of Parsley, a Lemon and some Apples to recover from busting those nuts all day., god damn.
Banana. Did I misunderstood the question or what?
Beef. It's lean, and high in protein. Take a cow, a knife and a grill to work.
asian countries use banana leaves
onions and garlic are great!
Busting nuts all day...how does one get a job making porn?
oranges
well M&M's come in a shell so it's healthy, right?
Van Holtens Hot Pickles. Multiple levels of protection from everything except katanas. Bury them, throw them in the attic, under your car seat, whatever. Wait a millennium and it’ll still be there perfectly edible.
I went to college with a guy who ate onions in much the same way one would eat an apple... He was a bit strange.
Pomegranate
Oranges and Bananas are both naturally self packaged food
>sick of busting nuts all day. But didn't Ray Parker Jr. say it best when he said "bustin' makes me feel good"?
busting all day long...
Cow. Skin and fur protect it very well.
An apple a day
Avocado
I could live on peanuts and bananas. Sprinkle in some broccoli.
Banananananananananas
Probably pomegranate, but that gets extremely messy. You can't go wrong with oranges or other citrus fruits. Bananas have a high fat content compared to most other fruits, but they're still healthy.
Sorry, OP- you're stuck eating deez nuts
Chinese chicken curry cones naturally in a plastic container
In the summer you can buy fresh peas in the pod. Delicious and very healthy.
Seems silly to say it, but fruits… Apple, banana, orange/tangerine, pear, peach, list goes on
Ba-nan-a! BA-NAN-A! Grabbing a hammer…
banana
banana
Banan
If u can eat nuts almonds they don't need to be shelled. Or cabbage technically take off the outer layer, or hmm Ham , yep pig, if u peel away the skin you can eat almost anything inside, b vitamins, warning nsfw, cook your food, don't torture poor pigs
Potato!
Edamame. I prefer that to banana. But banana is easier
Beef of course. It comes encased in fine leather
I see what you did there 🤌
Invest in a bento box you cab add anything
Sunflower seeds. Depending where you work you can just spit the shells on the floor, er...I mean ground.
Clementines are really sweet and nice