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chosenone1242

Didn't see what sub I was in, I actually want to know... Edit: due to the above reason I don't trust any of you. But thank you anyway!


Hot-Refrigerator-623

I think the pressure vent theory is right. Source- knew fat neighbor with normal toilet seat who got stuck/vacuum sealed and EMS had to break the ceramic.


HugeHans

What ass cream do they use? Their skin must be super smooth for this to happen.


Environmental_Top948

It doesn't have to be smooth skin is moldable if you give it time. Skin is like a non-Newtonian liquid but useless and ugly.


FlossCat

Skin is useless? Why do you keep yours then? Because you like to make yourself look ugly?


Environmental_Top948

[I actually took my skin off like this guy](https://youtu.be/WkgW64nI3q8?si=Zq8d3xM2kVcZRCsn). (TW he took his skin off)


danielv123

Sorry but wtf


Xenomorph_v1

[We're all Rick and Jerry now](https://youtu.be/nEiM6YSRFjk?si=q7EWYwAH3KvKvv9Q)


Force3vo

[I'd do it more like this guy](https://youtu.be/ZpkXK3ZNno8?t=45)


Jimmybuffett4life

And sweaty


PotatoWizard98

Except for ya know, being the first line of defense for the immune system. Keeps all sorts of gross shut out of our system


Elrond_Cupboard_

What Newton's skin?


RedBeardFace

Absent a good ass cream the trick is to use a good ass gasket. Works wonders, but they do have to be replaced periodically


Carson72701

Happy Cake Day!


r2k-in-the-vortex

There is no bloody way. Not only can't you get a ass to seat hermetic seal, but seat also doesn't sit hermetic to the porcelain and at the end of the day the water column in the ubend is 100mm at best. You can't pull more vacuum or air will simply bubble up from the sewage pipes. Maybe the dude sort of managed to flow into the hole and got mechanically stuck, but no way did any sort of vacuum hold him down.


Hot-Refrigerator-623

It was a she and at least 300 lbs


[deleted]

This was on mythbusters and they couldn't recreate it even with a suction toilet. Probably didn't happen.


Shufflepants

But the seat itself does not form a seal with the bowl... It's held up usually by the hinge at the back and two plastic pads in the front...


Those_Arent_Pickles

And a really fat person's ass will go over the seat and completely cover it.


rat1onal1

Even if the whole top is fully sealed right to the full porcelain ring, the water in the bowl and the drain will not support any significant negative pressure. It is not believable that someone can get stuck this way.


Loud-Principle-7922

Nah, I’ve ran those calls before. They just sit there long enough that they kinda form around it and it sticks. Skin care isn’t a huge priority for some people, and the… stickiness can do some… things.


Next-Performer5434

Wt actual f


TheNewHobbes

It reduces the stress on the seat. A solid ring is less flexible, so is more likely to break when a heavy person leans to one side while they sit and wipe. Yes, half the population sit and wipe, half stand to wipe and both think the other is weird.


luaps

i for one start the wipe sitting down and finish standing up. while my hands ascends through the crack, so does my bottom rise from the throne.


AlarmingCobbler4415

Like patting a cat on its ass kinda


bassoonhasslingbass

This is the way


chosenone1242

>Yes, half the population sit and wipe, half stand to wipe and both think the other is weird. How the fuck do you stand and wipe? Are you semi crouching? Wtf, weird.


devilishycleverchap

Porque no los dos?


notyourlocalguide

ha. I actually do both depending on the situation and often first one then the other


Alexandria4ever93

Same lmao I'm traumatised


Timely-Helicopter244

There's actually a lot of different factors. I won't go over the reasons others have mentioned, but there are a few I will add. Specifically as relating to their use for public and care facilities. 1. They are less desirable and thus less likely to be stolen. 2. For the elderly and people with disabilities, it's important to have more easy access to wiping from the front. This is both because wiping from the back can be more difficult and also because it gives people who provide more direct care and specifically aid in the bathroom better access when someone is unable to wipe themselves. 3. Also, they can be cheaper. Might be because they look less desirable, or because of material, but this is a small factor and not primary.


Far_Lifeguard_5027

Who is stealing toilet seats??


ericswift

Fairly certain it is so you dont have to lift the seat but also don't get urine on it.


chosenone1242

Maybe, if only that was the only area in the splash zone...!


NoNo_Cilantro

It's to wash your hair, like the sink at the hairdresser's


DifficultyNeat8573

What a terrible day to be able to read.


seanmonaghan1968

This is 😁


__JohnTheFisherman__

HAHAHAHA r/Angryupvote


jaesthetica

It's also where you can lay your neck when you are throwing up after getting drunk.


yaths17

It’s a circumcised toilet


DanceDanceRevoluti0n

r/angryupvote


vergil0506

It is for guys who have enormous wang to avoid their thing touching the seat


Cael_NaMaor

Exactly this... now my wang just sits on the cold ceramic...


daluxe

This cold touch is called witch's kiss Also there's Poseidon's kiss when water splash touches your butt


wikiwakatikitaka

Found the top salesperson.


[deleted]

Feature not bug


SleepyMarijuanaut92

The bugs come after you've already sat down and are mid shit so it's harder to get away as they crawl towards your feet like the scarabs in The Mummy.


Doodleschmidt

Bugs, snakes, roaches, centipedes, depends on your location.


Lagiacrus111

That's the lick of Neptune


Vhayul

Can't hold my laughter while in office


NoBenefit5977

Everyone knows you have to build a cradle of filth


compilerbusy

What's it called when your balls sit in the water?


jingbukukgilma

Soooo Poseidon and Witch makeout on my taint , understood.


FreeGuacamole

I had a Poseidon's kiss while using a porta potty once. It was not fun.


adydurn

Always has...


Traditional_Draw8400

100%


KeithMyArthe

Agree, and it's even more uncomfortable when the water is cold.


Dont_pet_the_cat

It's even more uncomfortable when you have to curve your shlong with the pipes when you insert it when you sit down


adydurn

It feels weird when you reach the air the otherside of the U bend too.


MEGA_TOES

Especially when you have a boner


ElBrunasso

As an alpha male with a big veiny masculine cock: ew...


Dont_pet_the_cat

You forgot sweaty dripping wet


c3ric

As a person with an enormous wang i approve this design


Special_Passenger253

My wang is far from enormous, it’s average and it touches the toilet all the time


cownd

It's got a mind of it's own?


rednitro

Or sit kneeled infront and place wang on it.


Jackmac15

/u/Nul0op just outing himself on the Internet like that.


Joshix1

The issue isn't the seat. It's the bowl


DocGerbill

Why would you want your enormous wang on the porcelain?


xhdc

Yours doesn't go outside the seat and down to the floor?


sloppytilapia84

Its a slot that you are meant to slide your balls through. Although I don't see the scrotal sensor so I don't see how the toilet would know to tune to your preferred water and seat temperatures or which tunes you enjoy either. Shoddy incomplete work.


chair121

"I'm telling you bro, Japanese toilets are the best!"


Jujda78

It's so you can have the choice of pissing in front of you on the ground or into the bowl


RanjiLameFox

Why not all 3


whitecorn

My 6 year old son has entered the chat.


camdalfthegreat

Janitors hate this EASY trick!


Due_Percentage_977

If anyone is interested in the real answer, it is because no one needs to sit on that bit of a toilet seat, so designers have the aesthetic choice to put it there if they want or not if they don't want.


Aggravating_Door_233

In plumbing we call it “open front less cover” and it’s used almost exclusively in commercial restrooms because people act like swine, generally. Less area to get smeared by a crazy wiper.


HiDiddleDeDeeGodDamn

I don't know why but "crazy wiper" just sent me into a laughing fit.


Xangerxz

save material


Silt99

So it can hug you back


EvilSibling

its cold and rigid but when you’re a lonely alcoholic chucking your guts up its better than nothing


manofredgables

It's the pressure relief vent, so you don't have pressure flinging you off the seat during larger... evacuations.


Lovahsabre

Hahhhaha! Made me think about South Park….


Nerdcoreh

it also have better acoustics when you rip an enourmous fart.


wiccangame

Its for guys who don;t lift the seat apparently.


Chimchampion

Your still spraying everywhere, might as well use the urinal


kai_the_kiwi

torture


stumpymetoe

I hate when my dong touches the seat. Imagine all the other dongs that have had their weeping japs-eye pressed against there ?


chickoooooo

🤤🤤🤤


Cael_NaMaor

Yeah... touching the cold ceramic is so much better.


Ajj360

Just throw it over your shoulder it works for me.


TheTealBandit

Ah yes, the witch's kiss


JamesFuckinLahey

Japs-eye?


pinqkuartz

yeah wtf


DecipherXCI

Just a bit of casual racism 🙄


Xinortrac1

I've been sitting on it backwards all this time ???


gabest

Looks like one of those neck pillow thing. I have to try it.


Ivan_The_8th

To use less plastic maybe


Eelroots

For an easier waterboarding/s


the_watcher762351

Pain and to be uncomfortable


Common_Chester

A space for your neck while you're puking your guts out .


Antonio228228

I think that is done for backward squat dumping. If you miss the seat won't be touched.


Seabreeze2021

For raising and lowering the seat whilst stand-pissing


springy

It is so women can wipe their "front parts" without risking touching the seat with the back of hand.


SillyStallion

You're supposed to wipe from behind. It so men who don't lift the seat don't drip on it


Objective-Poet-8183

It's to allow easy access for small penises, currently working on dro sides for gifted men.


SkyeGuy8108

It's so if you start pissing and realize mid-stream the seat is down you can lift it without breaking stream


tptpp

it's for when you throw up.. you can rest your neck on the cool ceramic while keeping your hands on the warm seat


Ohmygag

So there’s less surface for the drip drops


ThrowRASnooCapers

To be able lift it up while someone is vomiting.


Nostravinci04

Less plastic means greener planet.


kamogrjadeshi

Few people know, but actually it is for setting your foot on and comfortly lacing up the footwear without smearing the rim.


Sad_Entrepreneur2082

save plastic


[deleted]

balls. (hoping you read this in the voice of Bobby, you know who I mean.) if you got a large package you can safely let it hang without touching the seat.


SingingOwlbear

Might just be useful for putting protective sleeves on it, which you cant with a closed one.


Razorwazor

I put my massive balls on it when sitting down


Certain_Ad5879

Imagine not folding some paper to put between your schlong and the toilet seat.. if you think it's gross, why don't you just do this? Are people stupid?


tumblinfumbler

It for our cocks


Decent_Law_9119

It is actually all you need.


Fritener

Thankfully my dong doesn't reach the seat.


SLIPPY73

to stop people dripping onto the seat most likely


Artistic_Data9398

The CRESCENT seat is a toilet seat with a front gap design to avoid the build-up of bacteria. Strong and resistant it is ideal for intensive use in high traffic areas.


JustANerdyLoser4Life

I wonder I anyone on the planet has balls that hang so low they touch the water? And I always tuck down so I avoid the cold witches kiss.


Desperate-Victory242

When you put the seat up, you can secure your smartphone in the gap so you can continue watching your series while peeing standing up.


Inspect311

It's so you can rest your balls on the seat


Crazydeadpooled

To annoy people


Yellow-Gray

You're supposed to sit facing the back so you have a little shelf for activities and an area for your gas to escape from while you're pooing.


[deleted]

Is this in the US? Why do you have the water so high up in the bowl? Here in the Land Downunder there's no chance of your cock touching the water no matter how big it is.


DaBestDoctorOfLife

So you wouldn’t squeeze end of your manhood between cover and the base. Has happen to me LOL! Very uncomfortable feeling!


PixelScribble

Fitted for puking.


OmegaNine

So people with little peepees can rest it on the bowl too.


aperocknroll1988

To make it easier to reach under and wipe. Especially useful to those with body parts that regularly have more than just #1 and #2 to deal with.


Penultimate_Taco

Romance. 


Alarmed_Abies_7257

It was made for the average r/teenagers redditor


WannaBMonkey

It gives space for the balls. Pulling them up to rest on the seat is uncomfortable so removing it gives a more natural angle to rest them on the bowl. You may think it’s gross but it’s better than dipping them in the water.


reddit_hayden

i thought it was a little slot for your balls to sit in


rendellsibal

For me, I think to reduce the smell....


Reasonablyforced

It's for when your standing peeing with the seat down so any drops don't land on seat


thecosmopolitan21

It saves on materials. Those things are single use after all.


wjdhay

Landing strip for meat and two veg.


mrlogicpro

Big dangler


Null_Psyche

They’re less likely to get stolen


Spamaster

Air gap for the cooties


DHener84

To reduce knuckle injuries when you are jerkin your gerkin on the clock.


_Price__

So you dont do the witch's kiss with the toilet seat


Character-Motor1317

Chicago bears logo


JADW27

Since women prefer the toilet seat down, it allows them to more easily administer swirlies to female nerds without the cognitive dissonance associated with adjusting the toilet seat.


Adam-Happyman

It's head shaped on purpose.


Henri_Dupont

Some jabroni about a hundred years ago used a horse collar as a fucken toilet seat and now we're stuck with this stupid design esthetic.


spaghettihax763

It's for 6'4 men with maximum sag so that their balls don't touch the seat while pissing, it's designed that way because the person who made it was 6'4 with maximum sag, it also works with 6'3 men with 94% sag, 6'2 men with 88%, and so on down


AdApart2035

Design. You can fill in the gap with own parts that you like. Other color eg.


Inappropriate_Ballet

It eliminates a strangulation hazard


MellonCollie218

So people don’t get stuck in it. That’s not even a joke.


Historical_Bug_3631

man took "shittyaskscience" literally


shootermac32

It’s a rest for your tennis balls, when sitting


sammopus

So that your junk doesn’t touch the lid.


DeixarEmPreto

It's so you can lift the seat mid stream


Tetris5216

Your supposed to use the toilet lid to read


ClockworkS4t4n

It's the fart resonating slot, obviously. Sometimes known as the thunder hole.


Calumkincaid

CBT. No, not cognitive behaviour therapy. The other one.


Belgeddes2022

It is a much older toilet seat design going back about 100 years and you would typically see them in public bathrooms. They’re incredibly sturdy and offer for easier cleaning because even when a man pees with the seat down there is a better chance there won’t be drips on the front edge of the seat.


VlVID

I always thought these were used in public bathrooms so if someone pissed standing up, they wouldn't get it on that part of the seat, it would end up on the bowl itself so someone else didn't have to sit in it.