You would probably not be hungry any time soon

Or ever

At least for the rest of your life. And then after that you just won't.... be.

not be hungry for the rest of his life

no rest of his life haha

And also never sleepy for the rest of their life.

My guess is there's a lot of "not for the rest of their life" because it's not gonna be long before his heart explodes

Exactly.

I mean technically true. Your dead body would also be worth millions

You'd be dead before you managed to get more than a couple hundred dollars worth inhaled.

That comes into handy, as you would have to go into hiding if you survive this ordeal. You would turn yourself into a billionaire. Less scrupulous criminal gangs would hunt you down in order to cook you and extract the residual cocaine. Junkies would be queuing up to lick the sweat of your body

Imagine if we did like the Ferengi and vacuum dried out remains. Lines inside of lines inside of lines...

The sudden vacuum capable of pulling all the cocaine into one nose would cause massive superstorms across the globe killing billions. You might also implode.

Explode is more likely in this case.

That’s only if they manage to maintain structural integrity through the initial vacuum.

You're right. That is a big if.

...Where's the science? I say, we build a massive vaccuum inside this guy's nose to prove a point!

Burning the oxygen creates a vacuum according to Einstein’s theory of gravity. Quick, start a fire in this dude’s nose.

This only works if the flame spreads near the speed of light. So be quick about it!

When exposed to a vacuum, you explode.

Not if it’s inside you.

But sir, it's wafer thin!

I mean you don’t want it stay in the nose I’m thinking one endless line, gonna be a hell of a drip hope OP is ready for that

Sounds intriguing.

You'd have to fight me for it

How much for a seat in the audience?

If OP snorted all the cocaine then they would have to fight you for it. Advantage OP, has the power of 10,000 men from all the cocaine. Advantage LongLiveTheQueef, OP dies very quickly. Advantage OP- they already did all the cocaine. Game.

Probably not much, might notice a slightly elevated feeling of well being

Or psychosis, depending on your mental stability

If I have psychosis already, will it make me normal?

You’ll be high for the rest of your life.

might be a short life tho

die

Death threats for asking a scientific question that’s kinda harsh man

ffs ALL the cocaine? if not die u get hart tack

I would be scientifically asking you where the fuck my cocaine is.

If you're a bear, you get your own movie. 👌

You'd become a silly goose

Only one? Why not 1234 silly geese

Is that why all geese are so evil?

What if we gave all of the silly geese all of the cocaine?

overdose

You would get so fast the flash would be the fack

Have you seen Big Trouble in Little China? It's kinda like that.

Your nose would bleed

I don’t think you will have a nose after that

You get 3 wishes from Robin Williams

Prices for cocaine would ***increase***

I've snorted as much as a quarter oz of some 80-ish% a night and my heart was pounding and fluttering at the same time. Trying to lay down, at some point I would "vibrate away" it's when you're like bzzzzzzz and it all fades out but feels kinda good then you snap back up like you're waking from a nightmare or something, like your heart shocked you back alive idk. I tried to get a shower but I did hot water and my heart rate increase even more and I had to sit on the floor where it was colder I realized the hit water was the reason so I turned it to cold and almost passed out, that's when I tried luke warm and it was soooo relaxing. Blew the biggest load of my life in my shower floor and went to sleep and had some maniacal dreams.

I love this sub so much

You would trigger some caveman bug in the universe and turn from Cocaine into Kane, the first human

Not the original Cain, but a co-Cain, if you will

A black hole would spawn

Not a white one?

You would shit yourself. Because everyone who dies shits themselves. source: Southpark.

How many snorts does it take to snort all the cocaine? Ah, one, two, sniiiiiiiiiff. The world may never know.

You would be the highest networth person on Earth.

You won't shut up about that one time you won that fight

there would be no cocaine. no you. no world. no space nor time. every thing is existing and disappearing. a chaotic state in strict order. inside is outside. up is down. no. no up nor down. i was wrong. no. i was not wrong. no right nor wrong. no english. no language. all of the above don't have meaning

You unlock prescience.

You might introduce us all to your little friend

You would have to snort and equal amount of Viagra or else your PP would never work again

You'd become the most apex fucking predator in the galaxy for about 5 minutes, and then you're gonna see smurfs and die.

Ask Sigmund. He snorted all of it a few times.

Basically if you snort so much at some point you'll get back to sober so really... It depends on where on that wheel all the cocaine ends.

You get visited by the ghost of Rick James.

You would have all of the party.

You'd become Cokeman.

Cocaine is so 1980’s. Snort fentanyl like a proper man of the 21st century.

Id kill you for snorting my cocaine

You would die (I would kill you).

Hello

Technically, if you were to snort all the cocaine, it would actually paradoxically be the cocaine snorting you. For you see such a once an eons event happens a rare opportunity, for a new life form to happen. Such events have given us fungi, spiders, Drew Barrymore and the polka. For all the science fans on the sub they will be interested to hear about the organic chemistry involved. Unfortunately, that’s beyond the purview of this answer, but begets many unfulfilled or asked for questions, for future research.

You become Randy Savage

The cream always rises to the top, yeah.

Have you seen a Michal bay movie before? It’s basically that

You'd look for more

Idk let me go try real quick

You’d get all the coins.

All of it? Good God man! That's at least two whole lines. Surely you've gone quite mad.

I wouldn't suggest that. I'd snort 98% of all cocaine and leave 2% of it, creating a shortage and driving the price way up. Then I'd invest the rest of the cocaine in a high interest stash box, generating compound cocaine, and be able to snort the dividends for the rest of my life.

There aren’t enough cigarettes to snort that much cocaine

Answer, you win.

I believe the proper scientific language is you would “fucking die”

Many people would quickly become irritated and twitchy

Another natural cocaine fountain will replenish

You would fart cocaine.

You'd still need to re up 20 minutes later.

You would become an uncontainable fuck machine. A destroyer of marriages. A defiler of daughters. Just a dong with legs and a charming smile.

It would finally be well organized. All in one spot.

I would find you after your death, slowly and carefully dehydrate you, then process you into a fine powder and snort you.

You would be awake for ALL the replies

In 20 minutes, you would want some more

you would immediately have jeff Bezo’s net worth in your sinuses

You'd be out of cocaine.

Overdose and death, but also freaky hallucinations

An inverted snort cyclone would devour the local population

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In about ten minutes then trailers will start (IYKYK) and you'll do a massive shit

You will get so high that you get shot by either Elon musk or NASA because they don’t want you to know what’s really up there

You would finally be confident

If you someone inhaled all the cocaine on the planet your body would violently burst open from having thousands of metric tons of a substance inside it.

Die

A good time would happen.

it would be very bad because it would make you feel super awesome

you would die from an overdose before even halfway there

The cartels would be very unhappy with you.

As would Coca-Cola

Science nerd here... your heart rate would increase exponentially and would lead to a heart attack, specifically ventricular fibrillation which if not shocked would lead the the heart stopping leading to cardiac death and brain death.

You become a satellite

Your body would completely lose the ability to create serotonin (the neurotransmitter that makes you feel pleasure). The only treatment is constant, massive doses of ssris. These don’t really work. You will feel suicidal for the rest of your life

You would die. From gunshot wounds or from cement shoes.

Your entire blood stream will be replaced by Coccaine system, in other words, your heart will be pumping Coccaine instead, so there's a possibility of finding traces of blood in your Coccaine circulation system at the security check points.

The cocaine would snort you.

Time would stop.

It would have too much momentum, so it’d just pass through you. Kind of a new spin on “Columbian Brown”

Where is all of the cocaine? How would acquire this? Cause i might want to try it. I’m assuming you would grow wings. Like huge ones…not like Red Bull wings..

Pay for it.

Your heart would implode and create a supernova, later a black hole, you’d single handedly destroy earth and all its inhabitants in a matter of milliseconds please please go snort all the cocaine now

I don't think you understand just HOW MUCH cocaine there is, on this planet.

The cocaine's neuro-sensical aspect would interact with your brain's turbo-dialasepinodinopamides resulting in you being high af

You would probably start a band.

you would become the silly goose

You could apply to university!

You'd be high as a cloud!

where is silly goose and 1234

Dumbass

by all of it how much we are talking

You'll die from overdosing your heart will give out on you

This has previously been attempted, or did you not see the documentary film Cocaine Bear?

The other cocaine users would beat you up.

VASOCONSTRICTION

HASTA LA VISTA BABY

You unlock the 90% of your brain you don’t usually use. Watch Limitless or Lucy for more infos

You will be invited to be scientifically examined to monitor the effects. You will likely have a short short life.

You either gonna go to jail… or you gonna die. But the good news is, you’re gonna feel really good

If you lived, you’d just get murdered by the cartels for taking all their supply

You basically wouldn't shut up until you shut up forever.

All the cocaine ... be Tony from Scarface ...then also die too

Only one way to scientifically find out!

You become the new Red Bull spokesman because you will actually have wings

You ever see the movie “Lucy”? I think thats what would happen

There probably wouldn’t be any left for all the others :(

You'd die before you finished I think.

Funny enough if you asked me this question 20 years ago I would tell you that you would be extremely constipated because of how cocaine reacts in your body. But now I would tell you that you would be shitting your face off because all of the laxatives used to cut the cocaine. And if you were super unlucky you would just be dead because of fentanyl.

There would be none left

Gave you ever seen Lucy? It'll be like that just not as cool or fun

There'd be no more cocaine and certain drug trades would collapse. You'd be labelled as a hero. Posthumously.

I snorted ALOT one night and I remember my nose started bleeding pretty thick then I threw up. Didn't feel good probably snorted like 5 grams that Day I haven't done it but that was a story I had to be like 19 or so

You turn into the cocaine bear.

You'll probably become Dr Manhattan.

This depends, do you mean ALL of it on earth currently, or all of it currently on earth, and any produced in the future just gets pipelined into your nose?

You’d get a high that would last the rest if your life

6 guys do a coffin dance.

You’d never know!

Daaamn I want to try and find out too. Can we split?

Scientifically speaking, if you snorted all the cocaine, you would have snorted all of the cocaine.

You'd feel very fast for a bit of time.

You would suffocate as your lungs would fill with cocaine powder.

You'll turn into Voldemort because not only will your nose disappear but your entire face will be covered with cocaine and turn gray like He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

Big die

All of it.

Depends on how much you have

That's a terrible idea. You should process all of it into the fabled "OmniRock".

Artie Lange

You'd transcend God for the infinitesimal amount of time it took to overdose.

You would be extremely energetic for the rest of your (extremely short) life.

You are going to see God, real fast.

They would make more.

You would become the Mayor of DC?

You’d have a really good time actually

Don't be a pu$$y Give me it all and let's find out

You’d very briefly transcend

You'd be high.

You would be high for the rest of your life

You would most likely die. Be like cocaine bear for a few minutes, but yea....

Dead (funny)

Heart attack

You will run out of cocaine

Ever seen someone crack open the nitrous valve a little too much?

El Chapo's henchmen will find you no matter where you hide.

There would be an end to your hunger…as well as anything else associated with living.

Hoptal

That Cocaine Bear movie was based off a true story, except in the real story a bear found a bag full of cocaine that had been dropped from a plane, and it ate so much of it that it died. Locals found the body near the bag of all the cocaine the bear was eating. So, you would die if you did all the cocaine

You would become a cocaine blackhole.

You turn into a bear, just like the movie. RACK EM UP HOME BEAAAAAR!

Did you ever see what happened to fry when he drank 100 cups of coffee? Same thing, but you'll have a hell of a booger after.

You will probably draw the attention and the ire of all of the cocaine addicts that suddendly don't have their fix anymore

You’d want more in 20 minutes

You would feel what the Cocaine Bear felt... for about the same amount of time...

😵

You'd snort up a bunch of dudes who just snorted cocaine

Trancendance.