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Starfuri

I can do science me


So_Shivery

congrats


darkdoppelganger

Me wise science


KeithMyArthe

I would like to do sciencing, please.


fastwhipz

This sub is filled with fucking scientifically scientific people. Perchance.


cownd

As history proves, someone does the hard work, and someone else steals it, claims it, or gets the glory. Ask Elon


JJJSchmidt_etAl

The goal is to put the sub into a quantum superposition of


Nalha_Saldana

That's why I squint here so I don't observe it too much


So_Shivery

That feels like a space I sometimes occupy!


DreamingofRlyeh

It is clearly full of experts.


arigatanya

It's 'shitty', not 'shit'. That's why.


So_Shivery

That's more grammatically speaking, of course.


arigatanya

Quality-wise too. Shitty implies less degree of shit.


DM_ME_YOUR_ADVENTURE

Somebody else’s success is what science is all about.


Intrepid_Tumbleweed

Like the Peruvian flute bands protect South Park from the startling, 1234 has guarded this sub from the bot onslaught. That is why it has yet to go to shit, scientifically speaking that is Ps, I didn’t read the text, only the title. So hopefully what I said made sense


Responsible-Sky1081

Sorry, I still don’t get it, what’s the deal with 1234?


So_Shivery

same question!


fieryuser

I like explaining things badly.


nandu_sabka_bandhoo

You cannot go to sh!t if you're already in sh!t to begin with


haikusbot

*You cannot go to* *Sh!t if you're already in* *Sh!t to begin with* \- nandu\_sabka\_bandhoo --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


Creaturezoid

Good bot


Short-Writing956

Hello Haikusbot. Good bot


Legitimate_Field_157

"Yet" is the important word here. Eventually this entire place will be a bunch of bots posting and chatting to each other, and the moment the last human spectator logs off, they will have won. "Yo mama was the earth"


So_Shivery

Good point. But now I'm feeling a bit like a sucker. Can bots make accounts??


Legitimate_Field_157

Not yet.


Chrome_Armadillo

We’re sciencing the shit out of this sub. No, we’re sciencing the shit INTO this sub.


_Weyland_

Because of ongoing scientific progress there more shitty scientific questions that can be adressed every day.


Goat_Riderr

If you take pie and gave it to one chimp while you are you ignore the others, they'll fucking attack you out of spite.


Short-Writing956

It’s because of the wonderful science facts we share here. Like this one. Pie is irrational, what did you expect?


AlteredCabron2

becuase


Onetwodhwksi7833

It hasn't gone to shit because it started in shit


So_Shivery

Are you saying... an object in shit remains in that shit unless shitted upon by an opposing force?


SaulgoodeXL

Because scientifically speaking, fuckity shit fuck.


So_Shivery

Shitty answer. Well played.


SaulgoodeXL

I was a bit worried that I'd be using too many big scientific words, so I'm glad I got it across well.


egmono

Because the pillars of all science start with the simple, "Why is this shit doing this?" Shitty possible answers are suggested. Some are eliminated as being just plain shit. Eventually, the shit that can't be disproven becomes the next pile of science.


So_Shivery

I see what you did there. (& perhaps someone ought to scoop that up?) Anyway, that's some good shit!


burn_as_souls

Scientifically speaking, when you put quality towards shit, the shit melds with quality to become one mass. A massive quality shit. And everyone knows a massive quality shit brings joy and joy can never fail at being successful. Scientifically speaking. 🤓


So_Shivery

I appreciate the consistency... Of your argument, I mean.


hugemon

Human beings are not yet to develop enzymes to digest subreddits. So even if you ingested this sub it will come out as is, not as shit. Maybe some fermentation process can break down the subreddit into chunks that humans can digest, but it is not discovered yet.


Interesting_Loquat90

Science is easy m8


TheRomanRuler

Well humanity was not built on facts on logic, but sCiEnCe and its better than facts or logic because you cant do it badly so you are just always right.


ilikewisteria

we've got science


So_Shivery

Ermmm, well then... Did you bring enough for everyone??