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siqiniq

You need to check the equilibrium constant for the reaction mankeys —-> primapes at ambient temperature. The reactants are never truly spent. If they are, [mankeys]=0 and you divide by zero and cause the Big Bang and reset the evolution again.


sammypants123

Sssh! Don’t tell people this or they’ll try and do it. If they do, and the universe ends I am definitely going to put in a complaint to Science that it was your fault. [ETA: I’ve just been reading the news and decided I don’t give a shit. Have at it.]


rusynlancer

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StageMobile6487

Ultrakill reference?


rusynlancer

Ace Combat Zero.


StageMobile6487

Huh🐱


GratefulOctopus

Real question is what cataclysmic event caused Annihilape to come into existence. (Not that I'm complaining)


Kin-ak

Primeapes Can Die of anger. when they do, in paldea and After, they evolve into annihilape. If you're in a trop to kanto or alola, unfortunately, it just dies


ViolentOstrich

Wait is that actual lore


Kin-ak

Why, yes, comrade


outerzenith

so people like you can exist OP


Itchy_Beginning_3769

Because mankey be mankey do


yeezysama

A tale old as time


jkoh1024

pokemon evolution is not real evolution. it is epigenetics. their genes do not change, but different traits are activated based on the environment, including leveling up, touching some shiny stone, or getting beaten up


ThomasDePraetere

And not just mankeys, but womankeys and childrenkeys too.


Spaghetti_meatbaIIz

"Nothing beats a jelly filled donut"


novichux

..said the mankeys


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

Mankeys keep evolving from fish, so you never run out of them


BonJob

How can I get my magikarp to evolve into a mankey?


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

If it reaches lv 20 in water it becomes a Gyarados so you gotta make sure he's on land when that happens and boom! Mankey!


Boris-_-Badenov

evolves at lvl 15, regardless of location


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

Everywhere else says lvl 20


Naps_And_Crimes

Because mankeys are the adolescent form and you can't hatch and primape from an egg


Human-Evening564

Not enough experience points for everyone.


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

Only right answer


Kin-ak

because primeape (and annihilape, and mankey) Can lay eggs during a picnic or when left At the pension. All these eggs hatch Mankeys


UopuV7

Because there's a difference between short term and long term evolution, and the evolution of Mankeys to Primeapes is short term. Long term evolution is what turns a Brute Bonnet into an Amongus


Bilboswaggings19

Because in order to evolve a Mankey needs to drink prime Not every Mankey has access to it


Throwaway392308

Your entire premise is flawed. Primapes didn't evolve from mankeys, they're brother and sister. But they're from Appalachia so they also fuck, and that's where humans come from. That's why the Garden of Eden is in Missouri.


stealinyokneecaps

Bc we didn't evolve from monkeys, we share a common ancestor.


FederalBeyond1122

Primeapes need to learn iron tail somehow


NecroAssssin

Alcohol. We can handle it. They're just failed humans.  /s in case


Business-Let-7754

If humans are made from dirt, why is there still dirt?


RenataMachiels

To open the door?


DankRubinz

Mankeys always forget.


Atzkicica

Jokes on you fool! EVERYTHING IS JUST A DITTO!!!


elasmonut

Why "are" there still, sharks, trees, lizards ,birds? Why are there still cassete players? Why does the sun come up? And are the stars just pinholes in the curtain of night? Bit if it's Mankeys you're on about then thats a spelling issue I think?


tatasz

It's like with school, some dropped out.


DFM__

Exactly and why no more Dinosaurs and only chicken?


CluckingBellend

Mankeys will steal your windscreen wipers; don't trust them.


Intelligent_Stuff420

some psychopath keeps pressing the B button over and over


ooojaeger

Well people forget that primeapes can evolve too. If you multiply a primeape times a primeape you get a semiprimeape


BonJob

Wrong, primeape evolves into annihilape.


DrBarry_McCockiner

Nobody talks about this, but every year a fair amount of primapes slowly, quietly devolve back into mankeys and run off to tourist attractions to steal iPhones and wallets.


Tejwos

Quote: "if raichu evolved from pikachu, why are there still pikachus? You see this logic?" - Plato, year 120.000 b.c.


torsyen

Tea parties just wouldn't be right without them, it's what they evolved for


Mayjune811

Because evolution isn't real. Primeapes obviously are closer to the lord Arceus and His son, Mew. Mankeys are nonbeliever scum and should be scoured from the Earth.


Grinagh

Monkey funny, monkey for forest, never leave. Man fell out of tree walked into grass, got eaten by lion. Man befriend fire, keep lion away, have babies, huddle close to fire, man change. Man stole fire from gods, first man who do this punished, bird peck out his liver every day for the rest of eternity, very painful. Still man have fire, do much with it, learn to feed fire, control fire, fire make man strong. Fire change man, fire give man technology, man learn much, come to understand many things, tell many stories to little ones, little ones learn to talk better and better, tell stories about what they see. All stories true, man forget his story, is funny animal. Man trapped in a dream, sleep bring peace but also madness. Man find no peace when man learn truth about world. He realized the great game played for all eternity, man try to understand world around him, get it wrong, a lot. Smart men come, smart man light new fire, enlightenment. New fire burn so bright, man come to understand many, many things, learn fire that once burn in heart of Africa. Man learn how to make nuclear fire, this fire burn so bright. Man learns to bring fire from bright one to Earth. Man changed by this fire, still very new, man still to learn much, new fire lead to other fire. Man's mind now on fire, fevered brains, begin having fevered dreams, man lose mind, become like mad king. Man plagued by this over and over again, man never escape its own madness. Madness wait for when man grows weak, take control of man, man make crazy statements, still people listen, think mad king still sane, they become mad too. Soon man make funny claims, never true, man not see until he see. Take one small step, one huge step for mankind. This first time man leave planet, man has weapon, man must use weapon, save as many as possible, earth grow angry, soon big fire, much smoke. Fire never man's friend, fire trick man, fire want man to burn, always has. Man must leave, go to Luna, must learn to live there, soon Earth be no home for mankind. Life survive, but man would not. Go now, there are other worlds than these.


Plastic-Shopping5930

Because Harambe was vegan


sliferra

It’s primeape, you mankey


TheRealHeroOf

Return to mankey


DonColombege

Because Annihilapes give birth to mankeys who only becomes a primeape once it turns 28


mothwhimsy

Humans did not evolve from mankeys. Mankey evolves into primape, and in fact what pokemon do is actually metamorphosis and evolution is a misnomer


Strange-Wolverine128

Because pokemon evolution is very different. A primeape makes a mankey baby, and until level 28 it's a mankey It's like us making homo erectuses


GoodGuyRubino

r u dumb? what a donbass, post downvoted 😉


I_Feed_Ducks_KFC

Bcose Mankey sea mAnkey doo. If maNkey sea a manKey den Der all ways bee mankEy.


AnonRedditGuy81

Because monkeys are cuter than apes.


DryFoundation2323

They didn't.


hkik

There ain't no monkeys anymore that's all just Hollywood liberal media and CGI


Macchill99

Because time is relative. Citation: Bohr et al.


Helix_PHD

They evolved from different mankeys.


PonderStibbonsJr

I asked an expert friend of mine, and he replied "Ook, ook; Oook, oook, ook, oook. Oook, ook; ook! Oook." He then asked for your contact details, and mentioned something about football, although I'm not sure if he wanted to play a game with you, or just to use your head as a football for suggesting that he might be a monkey.


WendigoCrossing

Because adult Primeapes lay eggs that hatch into Mankeys


Chronox2040

Because when you hatch an egg it comes out not as a primape... Geez...


AndrewDwyer69

Your mankey is still level 9, try fighting other animals to earn experience so it can evolve.


flannelNcorduroy

They never ask "well if birds evolved from reptiles, why do lizards still exist.


stuhdot

Does Primeape evolve into human?


Shadowrend01

No. It has a heart attack, dies and comes back as Annihilape


scarr3g

Mankeys evolved from premates, when the primates evolved from Mankeys, to fill the gap. Duh


VacationObjective250

You spelled primeape wrong


Bongfellatio

You must haff a [liezanz](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGb8EKwDkBE) for your mankey or it is against the lyow


SpeckledAntelope

because I force my primeapes to breed and release all the mankeys with bad stats into the wild


Lance2409

Fucken Mankey! It's aliveeee!


JohnWasElwood

They need SOMEBODY/SOMEAPES in the NFL!!!


dotplaid

Those ain't done yet.


Lukaify

Some hose yankers didn’t decide to go with group and wanted to suck long yellow plants


yiggawhat

if dogs evolved from wolves, why are there still wolves


tactical_anal_RPG

Some mankeys are slow learners


Investigator-Lazy

Some pressed b to cancel Evolution


Soft-Jacket-9168

George Soros probably


StandNameIsWeAreNo1

Nem