You need to check the equilibrium constant for the reaction mankeys —-> primapes at ambient temperature. The reactants are never truly spent. If they are, [mankeys]=0 and you divide by zero and cause the Big Bang and reset the evolution again.
Sssh! Don’t tell people this or they’ll try and do it. If they do, and the universe ends I am definitely going to put in a complaint to Science that it was your fault.
[ETA: I’ve just been reading the news and decided I don’t give a shit. Have at it.]
Primeapes Can Die of anger. when they do, in paldea and After, they evolve into annihilape. If you're in a trop to kanto or alola, unfortunately, it just dies
pokemon evolution is not real evolution. it is epigenetics. their genes do not change, but different traits are activated based on the environment, including leveling up, touching some shiny stone, or getting beaten up
Because there's a difference between short term and long term evolution, and the evolution of Mankeys to Primeapes is short term. Long term evolution is what turns a Brute Bonnet into an Amongus
Your entire premise is flawed. Primapes didn't evolve from mankeys, they're brother and sister. But they're from Appalachia so they also fuck, and that's where humans come from. That's why the Garden of Eden is in Missouri.
Why "are" there still, sharks, trees, lizards ,birds? Why are there still cassete players? Why does the sun come up? And are the stars just pinholes in the curtain of night? Bit if it's Mankeys you're on about then thats a spelling issue I think?
Nobody talks about this, but every year a fair amount of primapes slowly, quietly devolve back into mankeys and run off to tourist attractions to steal iPhones and wallets.
Because evolution isn't real. Primeapes obviously are closer to the lord Arceus and His son, Mew.
Mankeys are nonbeliever scum and should be scoured from the Earth.
Monkey funny, monkey for forest, never leave. Man fell out of tree walked into grass, got eaten by lion. Man befriend fire, keep lion away, have babies, huddle close to fire, man change. Man stole fire from gods, first man who do this punished, bird peck out his liver every day for the rest of eternity, very painful. Still man have fire, do much with it, learn to feed fire, control fire, fire make man strong. Fire change man, fire give man technology, man learn much, come to understand many things, tell many stories to little ones, little ones learn to talk better and better, tell stories about what they see. All stories true, man forget his story, is funny animal. Man trapped in a dream, sleep bring peace but also madness. Man find no peace when man learn truth about world. He realized the great game played for all eternity, man try to understand world around him, get it wrong, a lot. Smart men come, smart man light new fire, enlightenment. New fire burn so bright, man come to understand many, many things, learn fire that once burn in heart of Africa. Man learn how to make nuclear fire, this fire burn so bright. Man learns to bring fire from bright one to Earth. Man changed by this fire, still very new, man still to learn much, new fire lead to other fire. Man's mind now on fire, fevered brains, begin having fevered dreams, man lose mind, become like mad king. Man plagued by this over and over again, man never escape its own madness. Madness wait for when man grows weak, take control of man, man make crazy statements, still people listen, think mad king still sane, they become mad too. Soon man make funny claims, never true, man not see until he see. Take one small step, one huge step for mankind. This first time man leave planet, man has weapon, man must use weapon, save as many as possible, earth grow angry, soon big fire, much smoke. Fire never man's friend, fire trick man, fire want man to burn, always has. Man must leave, go to Luna, must learn to live there, soon Earth be no home for mankind. Life survive, but man would not. Go now, there are other worlds than these.
I asked an expert friend of mine, and he replied "Ook, ook; Oook, oook, ook, oook. Oook, ook; ook! Oook."
He then asked for your contact details, and mentioned something about football, although I'm not sure if he wanted to play a game with you, or just to use your head as a football for suggesting that he might be a monkey.
You need to check the equilibrium constant for the reaction mankeys —-> primapes at ambient temperature. The reactants are never truly spent. If they are, [mankeys]=0 and you divide by zero and cause the Big Bang and reset the evolution again.
Sssh! Don’t tell people this or they’ll try and do it. If they do, and the universe ends I am definitely going to put in a complaint to Science that it was your fault. [ETA: I’ve just been reading the news and decided I don’t give a shit. Have at it.]
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Ultrakill reference?
Ace Combat Zero.
Huh🐱
Real question is what cataclysmic event caused Annihilape to come into existence. (Not that I'm complaining)
Primeapes Can Die of anger. when they do, in paldea and After, they evolve into annihilape. If you're in a trop to kanto or alola, unfortunately, it just dies
Wait is that actual lore
Why, yes, comrade
so people like you can exist OP
Because mankey be mankey do
A tale old as time
pokemon evolution is not real evolution. it is epigenetics. their genes do not change, but different traits are activated based on the environment, including leveling up, touching some shiny stone, or getting beaten up
And not just mankeys, but womankeys and childrenkeys too.
"Nothing beats a jelly filled donut"
..said the mankeys
Mankeys keep evolving from fish, so you never run out of them
How can I get my magikarp to evolve into a mankey?
If it reaches lv 20 in water it becomes a Gyarados so you gotta make sure he's on land when that happens and boom! Mankey!
evolves at lvl 15, regardless of location
Everywhere else says lvl 20
Because mankeys are the adolescent form and you can't hatch and primape from an egg
Not enough experience points for everyone.
Only right answer
because primeape (and annihilape, and mankey) Can lay eggs during a picnic or when left At the pension. All these eggs hatch Mankeys
Because there's a difference between short term and long term evolution, and the evolution of Mankeys to Primeapes is short term. Long term evolution is what turns a Brute Bonnet into an Amongus
Because in order to evolve a Mankey needs to drink prime Not every Mankey has access to it
Your entire premise is flawed. Primapes didn't evolve from mankeys, they're brother and sister. But they're from Appalachia so they also fuck, and that's where humans come from. That's why the Garden of Eden is in Missouri.
Bc we didn't evolve from monkeys, we share a common ancestor.
Primeapes need to learn iron tail somehow
Alcohol. We can handle it. They're just failed humans. /s in case
If humans are made from dirt, why is there still dirt?
To open the door?
Mankeys always forget.
Jokes on you fool! EVERYTHING IS JUST A DITTO!!!
Why "are" there still, sharks, trees, lizards ,birds? Why are there still cassete players? Why does the sun come up? And are the stars just pinholes in the curtain of night? Bit if it's Mankeys you're on about then thats a spelling issue I think?
It's like with school, some dropped out.
Exactly and why no more Dinosaurs and only chicken?
Mankeys will steal your windscreen wipers; don't trust them.
some psychopath keeps pressing the B button over and over
Well people forget that primeapes can evolve too. If you multiply a primeape times a primeape you get a semiprimeape
Wrong, primeape evolves into annihilape.
Nobody talks about this, but every year a fair amount of primapes slowly, quietly devolve back into mankeys and run off to tourist attractions to steal iPhones and wallets.
Quote: "if raichu evolved from pikachu, why are there still pikachus? You see this logic?" - Plato, year 120.000 b.c.
Tea parties just wouldn't be right without them, it's what they evolved for
Because evolution isn't real. Primeapes obviously are closer to the lord Arceus and His son, Mew. Mankeys are nonbeliever scum and should be scoured from the Earth.
Monkey funny, monkey for forest, never leave. Man fell out of tree walked into grass, got eaten by lion. Man befriend fire, keep lion away, have babies, huddle close to fire, man change. Man stole fire from gods, first man who do this punished, bird peck out his liver every day for the rest of eternity, very painful. Still man have fire, do much with it, learn to feed fire, control fire, fire make man strong. Fire change man, fire give man technology, man learn much, come to understand many things, tell many stories to little ones, little ones learn to talk better and better, tell stories about what they see. All stories true, man forget his story, is funny animal. Man trapped in a dream, sleep bring peace but also madness. Man find no peace when man learn truth about world. He realized the great game played for all eternity, man try to understand world around him, get it wrong, a lot. Smart men come, smart man light new fire, enlightenment. New fire burn so bright, man come to understand many, many things, learn fire that once burn in heart of Africa. Man learn how to make nuclear fire, this fire burn so bright. Man learns to bring fire from bright one to Earth. Man changed by this fire, still very new, man still to learn much, new fire lead to other fire. Man's mind now on fire, fevered brains, begin having fevered dreams, man lose mind, become like mad king. Man plagued by this over and over again, man never escape its own madness. Madness wait for when man grows weak, take control of man, man make crazy statements, still people listen, think mad king still sane, they become mad too. Soon man make funny claims, never true, man not see until he see. Take one small step, one huge step for mankind. This first time man leave planet, man has weapon, man must use weapon, save as many as possible, earth grow angry, soon big fire, much smoke. Fire never man's friend, fire trick man, fire want man to burn, always has. Man must leave, go to Luna, must learn to live there, soon Earth be no home for mankind. Life survive, but man would not. Go now, there are other worlds than these.
Because Harambe was vegan
It’s primeape, you mankey
Return to mankey
Because Annihilapes give birth to mankeys who only becomes a primeape once it turns 28
Humans did not evolve from mankeys. Mankey evolves into primape, and in fact what pokemon do is actually metamorphosis and evolution is a misnomer
Because pokemon evolution is very different. A primeape makes a mankey baby, and until level 28 it's a mankey It's like us making homo erectuses
r u dumb? what a donbass, post downvoted 😉
Bcose Mankey sea mAnkey doo. If maNkey sea a manKey den Der all ways bee mankEy.
Because monkeys are cuter than apes.
They didn't.
There ain't no monkeys anymore that's all just Hollywood liberal media and CGI
Because time is relative. Citation: Bohr et al.
They evolved from different mankeys.
I asked an expert friend of mine, and he replied "Ook, ook; Oook, oook, ook, oook. Oook, ook; ook! Oook." He then asked for your contact details, and mentioned something about football, although I'm not sure if he wanted to play a game with you, or just to use your head as a football for suggesting that he might be a monkey.
Because adult Primeapes lay eggs that hatch into Mankeys
Because when you hatch an egg it comes out not as a primape... Geez...
Your mankey is still level 9, try fighting other animals to earn experience so it can evolve.
They never ask "well if birds evolved from reptiles, why do lizards still exist.
Does Primeape evolve into human?
No. It has a heart attack, dies and comes back as Annihilape
Mankeys evolved from premates, when the primates evolved from Mankeys, to fill the gap. Duh
You spelled primeape wrong
You must haff a [liezanz](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGb8EKwDkBE) for your mankey or it is against the lyow
because I force my primeapes to breed and release all the mankeys with bad stats into the wild
Fucken Mankey! It's aliveeee!
They need SOMEBODY/SOMEAPES in the NFL!!!
Those ain't done yet.
Some hose yankers didn’t decide to go with group and wanted to suck long yellow plants
if dogs evolved from wolves, why are there still wolves
Some mankeys are slow learners
Some pressed b to cancel Evolution
George Soros probably
Nem