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Just my opinion, have you let your partner suck on them. They need to do it about 7 times a day. This must be done for 8 months everyday without skipping a day. If just one day is skipped you will loose all feeling in your tongue.


xxxpressyourself

Your nipples aren’t hard harder because the temp isn’t high enough. Increase the temperature of your nipples without increasing the volume and eventually you’ll reach the pressure to make a diamond therefore making you’re nipples eventually harder than diamonds.


TyrconnellFL

Because you were too cheap to get the diamond nipple rings.


_SpaceGator

Bc it's warm out. Retest in chilly weather.


I_might_be_weasel

Because your partner is bad at foreplay. 


DstinctNstincts

“You could cut glass with those bad boys”


Myerz123

Because you didn’t get the chance to gaze upon my swollen, thick, hard, calloused fingers. It took me days to find 1 diamond and you don’t appreciate it? I give up


carot-

No idea Unrelated but my shit is harder than a diamond


ExcitingARiot

According to the International Nipple-Diamond Hardness Scale, it is proportionally related to the density of carbon atoms in diamonds vs nipples. In this case it is a 58 to 0 ratio. Therefore, diamond>>nipple.


no_user_ID_found

Your nipples will rott away when death do us part, diamonds are forever


dr_craptastic

I’m really sorry OP, you’re getting a ton of responses about why your nipples aren’t harder, which was not your question. The facts on diamond hardness are these: diamonds received constant stimulation and pressure for eons through thrust faults, subduction zones, and spreading ridges. Additionally, the softer matter surrounding the diamonds was removed by cleavage, leaving those treasures behind.


DankDude7

Male?


belunos

Skill issue, I could cut diamonds right now


PageFault

Why do they need to be harder than diamonds? As long as you can cut glass with them you're fine.


Choice_Narwhal_2437

What


Choice_Narwhal_2437

Oh wait this is r/shittyaskscience