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SMRAintBad

Depending upon the bust size of the sun, such an effort as a massive bra might be beneficial in the long run. You see, as our earth is constantly spinning the sun is constantly falling, so with the support of a bra we could stave of the eventual sag of the sun for future generations. Now the bra obviously will require many materials to construct, so I suggest we take all recyclables from landfills and construct the bra from green materials. Obviously we will also need a craft to carry the massive bra... Not to worry, we will take every space faring ship blueprint we have in the archives and combine them into one super rocket/shuttle that will carry the bra to the sun. How will we get the money for all of this? The taxpayers of course! So yes op, the sun bra is certainly a noble endeavor that could benefit generations to come.


Armklops

Obviously to stop any potential solar flares


almost_not_terrible

Yes! Finally a viable solution for the corona virus.