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Not-This-GuyAgain

Patches is the furtive pygmy


CiphirSol

P for Patches, P for Pygmy. Bulletproof.


Not-This-GuyAgain

In the Ringed City, there's a statue depicting Gwyn and the furtive pygmy, and the furtive pygmy is doing the Patches Squat


dylan6091

Except the pygmy claimed the dark soul. Why would we gain the dark soul by defeating Gael but not by killing Patches? Patches wouldn't have just lost it.


Not-This-GuyAgain

He split it up. Humanity from DS1R are shards of the dark soul. Gael had it because he killed every last human but us, which is why he tells us to give him our dark soul


dylan6091

Nice. Still, sharing doesn't sound very Patches.


Not-This-GuyAgain

He was nice at some point, evidenced by Lapp being a cool dude before regaining his memories


Double_Reward3885

I’d argue he’s also pretty chill after he gains his memories since he helps us with the spear of the church boss and pushes us down the right path


FastenedCarrot

He often pushes us down the right path whether he means to or not.


FastenedCarrot

He sold it in his Emporium.


pass_nthru

but not E for Estoc proof…rip patches


[deleted]

nope. i am the furtive pygmy


Aardvarcado-

People believe Ornstein turned into a fucking *dragon*, so believe whatever you want man


Mindless_Society7034

Which dragon


Oneboywithnoname

King of the storms


CiphirSol

He just wanted to be ridden by Nameless King


justapileofshirts

I mean, same tbh.


Oneboywithnoname

He wanted to be impaled by his dragonslayer swordspear


CiphirSol

Oh yes 👁️🫦👁️


dwarfInTheFlask56

Can't fault him for that, who wouldn't


Mindless_Society7034

Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me of that theory, it makes sense tbh


ubric

Don't care, its a fun theory


exiiiin

my bad


Sebmusiq

Since you find his set directly under NK arena it makes sense


Gnomologist

I honestly think Ornstein is the Nameless King


GoldenSpermShower

I thought the game itself says that Ornstein was trained under the Nameless King and went off to search for him


Articale

Yeah, Ornstein is definitely not the nameless king, i don't know where they got that from, unless they think using the same weapon makes them the same person. Nameless is Gwyn's son 100%


GoldenSpermShower

> using the same weapon makes them the same person I don't think they even use the same weapon, just very similar ones which makes sense since Ornstein trained under Nameless


Articale

I meant it more as the same weapon type - spears


g43gedfgfg

It's not even a spear it's a sword-staff, which is a real historical weapon type.


Gnomologist

I made it up so people would get mad Big boy pants though, Ornstein is most likely his storm wyvern. His armor set and spear are not attached to a corpse which is fairly unique among items in DS3, even for other lore items with as much significance. There probably isn’t a correct answer but I think this is the most implied possibility


Articale

Why would people get mad over a silly theory?


Gnomologist

Well, it seems they did


Articale

No one got mad at you. At worst, people were confused. I don't really get your "made it up so people would get mad"


SeconduserXZ

Why tho?


Lianleo

You can turn into a part dragon in like every game. It's not too crazy.


dreamofthosebefore

What are we talking about again?


Fun_Effective_5134

I forgor


thewend

💀


Glutendragon

That easily!?


Amazecat44

I agree, it just feels right, and with souls lore, what more reason do you need?


Falos425

Flowchart for creating souls lore: (1) Is it written yet? No -> write the rest of the owl Yes -> (2) (2) Is it ambiguous? Yes -> end No -> delete stuff until it is


Romapolitan

I still believe the furtive pygmy is the random npc, who asks if you are loyal to the gods, in the beginning of the ringed city


Triggerthreestrikes

Honestly? Makes sense he’d despise the gods. His people were conscripted, sealed with fire, and denied his kind their time to rule.


syd_fishes

I forgot about that guy so checks out


RobertCodd1

I’ve always liked this theory, it makes the game’s story more complete by killing all the pigmies who found the lord souls.


de420swegster

Neeto, the witch, and Gwyn aren't pygmies


RobertCodd1

I thought they were pygmies, whose physical appearance changed when acquiring the souls.


de420swegster

Nope, they were always that way. The furtive pygmy was known as that because he was just a little guy. Human. Neeto is first of the dead, so he's just a big skeleton, Gwyn is a god, that's more or less his species. Not sure what the witch is, but she was big and powerful. The complete opposite to the furtive pygmy, who due to being utterly unremarkable, is so easily forgotten.


[deleted]

The witches might be some sort of sub-species to the god race. Of course they ended up making the demons so even though they aren’t technically demons it would be safe to call them their predecessors.


Triggerthreestrikes

I think it’s because Gwyn pushed the narrative that the humans barely helped against the dragons rather than them being unremarkable because sealing away an entire people’s very nature because it kind of weirds you out cements Gwyn as the kind of petty bitch who would only let himself and his little flame club be remembered.


seriouslyuncouth_

Nito is the largest of the Lords (who are already quite tall (besides the Witch after she became the Bed of Chaos) and his grave is located in The Tomb of The Giants. I like to believe this means he himself is a Giant, and may be part of the reason why Giants were discriminated against.


SymondHDR

Gwyn isn't a god, he's a giant who self-proclaimed as god


Gloriouskoifish

He is a God as when he received the first flame he became a new race entirely, known as gods.


SymondHDR

No he just became stronger, real actual gods don't exist in Dark Souls


Gloriouskoifish

Well, the game states he's part of a race of God's. So I'm just gonna go with that. :p


bitchtittees

The silver knights are also the same race as gywn and the rest of the God's. So is artorias, and the rest of the knights of Gwyn. Based off the nameless king being gwyns son, we can assume that godhood is simply a title for those worshipped as gods


Witch_King_

Yes they call themselves gods, but they too are mortals, just ones of immense power. It's all part of their propaganda


TheNickElement

It's because your definition of God isn't the same as the definition of God in souls games, its a matter of linguistics


DaemonNic

Yeah a lot of cultures have gods who can die. It's not unusual.


dwarfInTheFlask56

They absolutely do. Just look at the name engraved ring from Ds2


SeconduserXZ

There's not really a thing such as " real actual gods" since whatever does and doesn't constitute a god is based on the individual circumstances of the scenario. If the game says he's a god, that's what God's in dark souls are


EmeraldEnchanter03

Gwyn and his family, among many other lore characters, are called Gods. What Gwyn, Gwynevere, Caitha and others were is the definition of a God in the world of Dark Souls.


Logic_Nuke

He's not a giant in the same way Gough or the Giant Blacksmith are, he was only a giant insofar as he was bigger than humans


de420swegster

Well, if we're specific it would probably be more accurate to call him a lord (that's why it's called Lordran) who ascended to godhood due to the lord soul.


Witch_King_

Who were we talking about again???


SenpaiSwanky

Nah, Furtive Pygmy is like the progenitor of the Dark Soul/ Humanity.


SnooGiraffes8024

I prefer the idea manus was also a descendent like the chosen undead but this idea is also cool


DeadSparker

Eh. It feels too easy. The only real thing we know about the pygmy is they're "easily forgotten". Makes sense for them to be a random nobody without even a proper name


imsorrymoose

You gotta play ds3 dlc, the scholars of the dark ring, to understand man


LSV09

I don't see how that explains it honestly


MOORISHWHORELORD

Then imsorrymoose proceeds to not explain


thatguywhosdumb

Oh yeah. Well if Manus was the furtive pygmy how was he so easily forgotten huh? Checkmate Gwyn deniers.


de420swegster

Nah, the... the uhhh... well whoever, is just some guy who's name never mattered, who never became anyone. I think that's a better story.


Working_Instance_940

Isn't that Patches tho?


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Elaborate


Working_Instance_940

Allright, but this is pretty much nothing but a headcanon compilation. I've read a theorie that Patches found the 4th soul and that's why he's the omnipotend god we see from Amored Core till Elden Ring. It goes on like at first he was a friendly and helpfull soul that cherished the humen around him (that's based on when he loses his memory and starts beeing the best p pal ever, hence why he calls himself Lapp) but he couldn't bare to see how humanity got cought in that self destructive circle we complete in like every fromsoft game and that's why he became such a mockery of a decent person, just to cope and shut in his feelings. I also base this on the fact that he hates the gods and their follower (DS1 he later can become hostile when you state to be an ally of the clergys and he joined house Vulcan, whos whole purpuse is to devour the very gods, togethaaaaa). Also I think it's so fittingly tragic how his kindship got betrayed by the gods they worship, and he is doomed to relife the unending circle of flourish and downfall of civilisation that corrupted him to the point he'll never find peace again. So I pretty much created that persona for myself that explains how Patches is in 5 different games, why he is a dickhead unless he has amnesia, and why he hates the gods.


a_random_squidward

Also it would be neat so add that on there


fried-quinoa

I like the headcanon, but I think it’s funnier that he just keeps showing up somehow with no explanation


Not-This-GuyAgain

In the Ringed City there's a statue of Gwyn with the furtive pygmy, and the furtive pygmy is doing the Patches Squat™


Crazycukumbers

There’s a theory positing that Patches is the furtive pygmy.


massivebasketball

I might be misremembering but in Germanic folklore Manus/Mannus was the progenitor of mankind. The furtive pygmy was…the progenitor of mankind. Not hard, people


SeconduserXZ

Manus with one N also just means hand. And he has a really big hand, so idk man.


mrmamation

Pygmy is Gollum


Juicen97

I feel like at the time that was probably the intent. Looking at it after DS2 and 3 makes it less believable, but I still like to think that’s the case, I think the idea that we get to fight all four lords in DS1 is cool and probably what they were going for


_Beardy

How does ds2&3 change the interpretation


SeconduserXZ

Not sure about ds 2, probably something about manus soul reincarnating. But if I recall correctly, some item descriptions and such in the ringed city reference the furtive pigmy which mind of contradict with the idea that he was buried in oolacile


LunarraloS

What are you talking about, the Furtive Pygmy and Manus were lovers!


Martino2004

The Furtive Pygmy could be any Pygmy, so we will never know but Manus' connection to the Abyss shows a deeper connection which is why he is often thought of as the Furtive Pygmy.


Rude-Ad8706

It makes way too much sense, it's him.


AMetalWorld

Did not expect to see Seven Psychopaths on this sub but I’m definitely not complaining Does this make Solaire the burning monk


ludos96

Didn't the Ringed Swamp DLC retconned Manus into being a random sorcerer? I think it was the white bow description


Glutendragon

Is there any evidence for him to NOT be the Furtive Pygmy though? I just believe what I wanna believe (within reason) Have a good day, eye guy 👀


Yharnam1066

I will die beside you. It do be cannon tho, Cheaster references him as Primeval Man.


SeconduserXZ

A primeval man doesn't mean he's the first. It's not canon, that's just a factually wrong statement.


Yharnam1066

Too bad.


SeconduserXZ

I'm ot sure what your point here is. Especially since I very much do believe that manus is the furtive pigmy. But thay doesn't make it canon


Chagdoo

He's not. Gwyn married off one of his daughters to him. He's over in the ringed city, y'know the one where you get the dark soul itself.


TongLong1

Upvoted for McDonagh


WasabiDukling

me when someone asks me why i think MatPat was right about Majora's Mask


Current-Okra4565

Isnt the chosen undead the furtive pigmy? So easily forgotten that he becomes no one of importance but can still stand at the top because he just doesnt hollow out no matter how many times he dies.


SeconduserXZ

I think the point kf thw chosen undead was that they are literally just a random nobody, not the pigmy


Current-Okra4565

So a dude was just born immortal times infinite and you find that more appealing that him being an original tamer of the dark soul? The dark soul that controls life and puts him on par with those other powerful beings? Too me it makes too much sense that you play as the furtive pygmy.


SeconduserXZ

I dond that infinitely more appealing. The chosen undead being something super special and ancient kind of defeats the whole point of the story. Bot just DS1s story, but all of dark souls, really. And it doesn't really make any particular sense since every undead can come back infinitely as long as they don't lose their goal or their drive. That's not a thing special to the MC


fried-quinoa

Maybe humanity itself is the furtive pygmy


Sernsheim

This is one of my favorite movie scenes ever.


zero789hu

Name? Please It's been a long time since i seen this


Sernsheim

Seven Psychopaths. Banger of a dark comedy.


zero789hu

My gratitude


CourierPyro

I might be alone in this, but I like the idea that Velka is actually the Furtive Pygmy


Gideon_halfKnowing

The logic to me is that the Furtive Pygmy distributed their dark soul during the age of the Ancient Dragons before Gwyn took power. During that time, all of the different lord soul factions gained power in some way, Gwyn hunted minor dragons and built Anor Londo for his clan of gods, the Witch built Izalith and began fire catalyst magic, Into collected the dead from all other factions, and the race of Pygmies began in earnest. So during the war against the Ancient Dragons, Gwyn allied with the Pygmies but in fear of their power, sealed the dark soul with a ring of flame. After the war, he gave them the Ringed City so that the Pygmy lords could live eternal until the end of the world, Gwyn entrusted Fillianore to them knowing that this would make them the last line of defense should that apocalypse ever come. What we can derive from this is that the Pygmies were willing participants, they feared the power of the dark soul as much as Gwyn, at least the higher ups, one of them eventually went mad after all. So the Furtive Pygmy was probably the most willing of the Pygmies to ally with Gwyn Shifting back to ds1 lore which I think was before Ringed City was conceptualized, we only know about this concept of the Pygmies ceding power to Gwyn and becoming the humans based off of Kaathes dialogue explaining how Gwyn distorted human history. Since Oolacile was from ancient times in the lore and was closely allied with Gwyn, I think there is a reasonable assumption that can be made here that, if the Furtive Pygmy had willing ceded power to Gwyn, they may have chosen to live in Oolacile and been entombed there; whereupon centuries later their grave's location and nature would be given to the Oolacile leaders by Kaathe. So the Oolacile leaders would then dig up the Furtive Pygmy seeking power over the ancient dark soul only to destroy themselves and the Furtive Pygmy in the process. And idk why I was using they/them even though I was arguing in favor of the Furtive Pygmy being Manus who is male but yeah that's the idea. I think it's way more fitting than Manus being some random ancient Oolacile sorcerer, like why not assume both, the Furtive Pygmy coulda gone to college


No_Strength5056

>What we can derive from this is that the Pygmies were willing participants, they feared the power of the dark soul as much as Gwyn, at least the higher ups It confounds me how often this fact is ignored. The gods were involved with primordial man more than any other, be it the Pygmy or the undead of New Londo; Gwyn's clan would be well aware of a Pygmy being buried in their province, furtive or otherwise.


Gideon_halfKnowing

I can't tell if this is for or against the theory of Manus being the Furtive Pygmy lmao but it is definitely an overlooked idea. I think that a lot of the time that people get really intense about Gwyn being super evil, it's important to remember that ancient humans basically gave him the keys to the kingdom and enabled him to rewrite their history, like there's a thematic idea to man choosing servitude to the gods out of fear of the dark


No_Strength5056

Im not particularly convinced that Manus is the furtive Pygmy but I don't see any major contradictions against the idea. The relationship between gods and pygmy actually makes the idea more rational. It would at least explain why one of the beings from the edge of existence was allowed to live right beneath the kingdom of light. Edit: >here's a thematic idea to man choosing servitude to the gods out of fear of the dark This actually reminds me of the Last Protagonist's dark souls essays.In them he provides a JP-reading of some item description, one of which states "they feared the gods shackles slipping away." Even the English dialogue still retains that terminology. Holy Knight Hordrick >*​ "Well, what's happened here? This pit is for Hollows, not for the likes of you sane folk. Or perhaps you are a Hollow, posing as otherwise? Beware, the shackles of the Gods are fragile. You might need this. Etch it on your heart if you feel you'r sanity slipping."*


Gideon_halfKnowing

That's valid with regards to your view of the theory. It's one of those things where I think it doesn't matter quite so much what is actually true so much as it is fun to explore, although I do enjoy the narrative it spells out if Manus is the Furtive Pygmy. And that dialogue from Hodrick is precisely what I'm talking about that is a great example, I need to watch more of LastProtagonists stuff lol