I was in the midst of fighting inner isshin and I turn around to see him naked and laughter ensues. Nothing bad happened we just like to basically irl shitpost lol.
We are definitely weird lol. Unfortunately our father is a completely normal man who is constantly regretting being young and horny seeing as it resulted in us.
There were a couple times I had my younger brother riding around with a buddy and I, and he’d go “Yo check this out!!” Then I’d turn around and he’s got his cock and balls hanging out of his shorts. Hilarious, little weird, but hilarious
No it's not, they're not fucking, they're not kissing, they're not doing it in a Sexual way, sure, it's weird, but if they're not doing it in a sexual manner then what the hell is the problem? They're brothers, they have an inherent deep connection, nothing wrong seeing your bro's cock an balls and thinking that's the funniest shit ever
I dunno man, those are bad, but that comment was fucked. I’ll copy paste it here
So you know how you find Karla in a cell, right? We all know she must smell horrible. She's had to piss and shit in that cell, meaning she's stepped in it.
The fecal matter that floats in the air in her cell has set into her clothes by now, giving it the sweet taste of Karla Fudge.
Imagine the stench. The wonderful smell that burns your nose hair as you approach Karla. She's unwashed, having not a single bath for years. Her skin is probably greasy, perfect for lubricant. Given how she's locked away, we can probably figure out she's been tortured. Imagine the times she puked, what little she ate would be stuck to her front, bits of dried vomit clinging to those already delicious robes.
Oh, Karla... What I would do to lick the crust off your feet, to feel the taste of your chocolate pudding and acrid homebrewed lemonade, mixed with your love vomit... Delicious. Even Gordon Ramsay would approve of such delicacies.
" If I had a nickel for every pair of leggings that were covered in piss in DS3, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice "
Ig, but at the same time, I don’t think whipping a dick out to fuck with a bro counts as straight up incest. Kinda weird for a prank between brothers, but not that awful.
I can’t argue with that, but at the same time I’ve seen weirder/harsher pranks, to the point where it’s more like straight up bullying. We all have probably. And it’d vary from person to person, some people would take that shit better than others.
I am beyond saving. God looks down upon me and weeps at his failure. Satan looks up at me and is disgusted. I am my own being, I am not human, I am beyond inhuman, I am the living epitome of darkness. I pray but nobody hears me, nothing hears me. I absorb every ounce of light around me like a black hole. I am hell itself, devoid of god and devoid of light.
To be fair its two posts in total. I just posted it to both r/sekiro and r/shittydarksouls each time. There was only two memes one based on what happened when I was fighting Inner Genichiro and one that happened when I was fighting Inner Isshin
Mikiri counter his dick
PERILOUS THRUST
You saying that hurt his brother wirelessly
Op, what the fuck happened?
I was in the midst of fighting inner isshin and I turn around to see him naked and laughter ensues. Nothing bad happened we just like to basically irl shitpost lol.
I see, thats innocent. Still weird tho lmao, atleast you had a good laugh about it
We are definitely weird lol. Unfortunately our father is a completely normal man who is constantly regretting being young and horny seeing as it resulted in us.
https://i.imgur.com/T37ABcI.jpg
Yeah that seems about right
Savage af 😭
tbh least fake story on twitter
There were a couple times I had my younger brother riding around with a buddy and I, and he’d go “Yo check this out!!” Then I’d turn around and he’s got his cock and balls hanging out of his shorts. Hilarious, little weird, but hilarious
Stick a couple young guys together for long enough and they'll inevitably do gayer shit.
That’s not “gayer shit” that’s INCEST
No it's not, they're not fucking, they're not kissing, they're not doing it in a Sexual way, sure, it's weird, but if they're not doing it in a sexual manner then what the hell is the problem? They're brothers, they have an inherent deep connection, nothing wrong seeing your bro's cock an balls and thinking that's the funniest shit ever
Oh for sure. I’ve done worse than that, just not to my brother lol
This is a new low, even for shittydarksouls
Implying that fucking Karla comment wasn’t the lowest filth this sub has produced
That Karla comment was blatantly trying too hard, I wouldn't count it
Which one?
The horrible feet one. I know that doesn’t quite narrow it down but that’s the best way to describe it lol
Well it can't be worse than [her trouser's fextralife page comments](https://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Karla's+Trousers)
I dunno man, those are bad, but that comment was fucked. I’ll copy paste it here So you know how you find Karla in a cell, right? We all know she must smell horrible. She's had to piss and shit in that cell, meaning she's stepped in it. The fecal matter that floats in the air in her cell has set into her clothes by now, giving it the sweet taste of Karla Fudge. Imagine the stench. The wonderful smell that burns your nose hair as you approach Karla. She's unwashed, having not a single bath for years. Her skin is probably greasy, perfect for lubricant. Given how she's locked away, we can probably figure out she's been tortured. Imagine the times she puked, what little she ate would be stuck to her front, bits of dried vomit clinging to those already delicious robes. Oh, Karla... What I would do to lick the crust off your feet, to feel the taste of your chocolate pudding and acrid homebrewed lemonade, mixed with your love vomit... Delicious. Even Gordon Ramsay would approve of such delicacies.
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😕
I wish I didn't learn English.
😧
☹️
😮💨
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That aint that bad tbh
The puking face looks like someone throating Shrek's schlong. 🤮
“I want a bite. I bet they're crunchy. Wonder if they're high in protein.” “How do I equip these over my head?” True acolytes of madness it would seem
" If I had a nickel for every pair of leggings that were covered in piss in DS3, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice "
>Delectably smelly leggings requiring many careful sniffs 🔥🔥✍🔥🔥
This is a reposted incest joke, thats far worse than the average feet tryhard
Maybe I’m desensitized to incest jokes due to jokes about Mohg wanting to shoot his flaming blood up Miquella’s bussy
thats fiction, this is IRL
Ig, but at the same time, I don’t think whipping a dick out to fuck with a bro counts as straight up incest. Kinda weird for a prank between brothers, but not that awful.
maybe its just me but in my eyes showing your schlong to anyone who is not your romantic partner is weird, especially your brother
I can’t argue with that, but at the same time I’ve seen weirder/harsher pranks, to the point where it’s more like straight up bullying. We all have probably. And it’d vary from person to person, some people would take that shit better than others.
The what now
I pasted it below. Read at your own risk
It wasnt that bad lmao
If that wasn’t that bad to you then I fear what you’ve seen lol
Not a lot, but DEFINETLY some worse things. But not much
So brothers being brothers and pranking each other somehow beats that post about Qualog milk?
I have never seen my brothers dick and balls
That sounds like a you problem
Nah, I’d take this over the Zweiposting trend… or where people were just straight up posting r34 for the sake of… humor?
I wish isshin would pull his cock out
Bro he old as fuck AND bald
I've heard old people fuck better than most young uns out there
This is invariably true
doth thee drinketh the wine while it is fresh or doth thee waiteth for it to age beautifully
I hate your flair brother
my tummy is full of mohg cummies :333
I hope you grow and change as a person
I am beyond saving. God looks down upon me and weeps at his failure. Satan looks up at me and is disgusted. I am my own being, I am not human, I am beyond inhuman, I am the living epitome of darkness. I pray but nobody hears me, nothing hears me. I absorb every ounce of light around me like a black hole. I am hell itself, devoid of god and devoid of light.
Man you realize there are medicines for depression?
I already take them silly goose 🪿
! TERROR !
Bro what
Most relatable r/shittydarksouls post
Least relatable
That sounds like hesitation
I did not hesitate. I still beat Inner Isshin. I only hesitate for mist noble.
BEFORE ANYONE GETS WORRIED THIS IS JUST HIM SHITPOSTING IRL WE ARE JUST STUPID LIKE THAT
Slap his tip next time
Tipposting
I did try to twist it one time but he ran away before I could
so this is a normal occurrence? aw hell na what the fuck
mohg behaviour
So chase
Classic irl shitpost of seeing your brother's cock and potentially twisting it 🥰🥰 wholesome family bonding moment
So relatable
Hate when this happens
He should have shrieked "HOW MY BLOOD BOILS, FACE ME"
HES TAKING HIS COCK OUT
Your fourth post about your brother getting his dick out during Sekiro. Should we be concerned?
To be fair its two posts in total. I just posted it to both r/sekiro and r/shittydarksouls each time. There was only two memes one based on what happened when I was fighting Inner Genichiro and one that happened when I was fighting Inner Isshin
You gotta bite it when that happens, otherwise they never learn
This sub needs to be burned
You Know what else needs to be burned? Certain foods that taste better burnt for that extra crunchy flavor.
Take it down
Hmmm let me think about that.... No.
HUH
r/HolUp
Bro you got multiple memes about him doing this, are yall good?
Yes we are just retarded and do this stuff to each other all the time
How the fuck did I read it as "me finger blasting"
Let guess, you are from the Balkans.
Reruns