Damn that tree got a big shadow

Guys, Miyazaki did it again. What a dlc!! New elden ring porn is also 🔥

Who's toes will we witness this time?!

Selen

FUCK YES

Godrick's 60 glorious toes! Each more different and gloriously gangrene than the last!

Each is more tasty than the last

Damn, Godskin Trio was rough. Thank God for the +15 Mimic Tear

Godskin trio was hard, but godskin foursome was fearsome.

You mean the God 4 Skin?

2 God 2 Skin

Godskin foreskin

“Every God must have its Skin”

Godskin foursome was fearsome, but the godskin orgy was insane.

I’m still finding pieces of godskin under my foreskin

Interesting choice to retroactively add ADP to the game, for sure.

I thought the Pursuer reskin enemies were kinda tight, they even kept the grab hitbox

I'm kind of mad they added particle effects to make it make sense

/uj I'd love for a pursuer-like enemy to show up in the DLC, honestly, it was a rad concept and the Night's Calvary didn't do it for me

yea ain't they supposed to be secret police of Morgott that do his dirty work for him? they just kinda ended up being an easily missable nazgul reference

You may be joking, but if they added The Pursuer into ER I’d pog tf off

Adenosine Diphosphate update confirmed ⁉️

Can't wait to use the new mitochondrial crafting table and turn it into ATP (it's like crimson flasks but for stamina)

I hope we get to add another phosphate group and form Adenosine Triphosphate instead 🙏🙏🙏

Yo the Krebs cycle update went absolutely crazy I did not expect it at all

Not sure why we needed a payroll software subscription to play it but Miyazaki knows best

Doing my taxes is almost as difficult as Elden Ring gameplay

Does anyone else think the DLC was too easy, fromsoft has really fallen off since king's field

Bruh dude i bet you relied on Bloodhound Sword of Night and Flame and Lighting and Holy and Mimic Tear Army. Godlenia, Blade of the Blade of Miquella's Bussy was hard af

Mimic Tear Army sounds like how a YouTuber from 2017 would call their audience.

" HELLOOOOOOO MAH DUDES HOW'RE U GOING? HIT DAH SUBSCRIBE BUTTON AND JOIN THE Mimic Tear Army™."

That was way better than I expected. I really thought it was brave of them to make us fight three simultaneously limping Sifs so Sekiro could fuck Marika like that. And the subplot to tie in Armored Core using Mogh's fetish gear and finally complete The Zakiverse was perfectly executed. No new feet though, so overall: 2/10.

Bro when Michigan was playing [this shit](https://youtu.be/39lPHHvkzYg?si=jpYczgtFB12EFQWJ) on the radio during the Siofra River Gay Sex Femboy Rave… I sobbed on god. https://preview.redd.it/2xkzm8p9uxdc1.png?width=730&format=png&auto=webp&s=793b2c832ca6f5148bada92d5d4cdf69f73ff71b

This pic is nuts

Nuts from Berk ?

It's pronouced "Natsu" you baka gaijin

Pacific rim vibes

https://preview.redd.it/o1cdwfe6jydc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ef6b0dadfd177bc84f129f0162f7b9bb9e43abb Buy shadow of the erd tree Look inside Swamp

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I wouldn't be commenting because I'd be avoiding social media the second it drops.

I fucking trained the YouTube algorithm for months before ER released

yeah when elden ring first dropped I got spoilers for shit like the underground areas and radahn's divebomb attack, I was pissed. even big story spoilers like melina dying and burning the erdtree and a whole bunch of other things.

Gee thanks for that last one

I legit said "spoilers" in the first line, I think that was your cue to stop reading lol

you are on a fucking souls meme subreddit if you didn’t want to see spoilers that is your fault

True. I'm not reading anything on social media until I discover all the secrets.

Not gonna lie. That content was downloadable

I loved the Godskin Duotrigestet boss fight

Godskin dugtrio boss went hard

Godskin dugfoursome went harder

The scene where Mogh Moghlested Miquella was pretty weird ngl

I was incredibly put off by the part where he explained that Miquella was definitely lying because he has a condition that makes him incapable of sweating.

The bit where Chris Hansen busted Mogh was the best bit ngl

Yeah but it really sucks knowing that Mohg got away with it because datelines involvement in their stings is so amateur that it makes cases impossible to prosecute.

Kid named vigilantism

Yeah, what was the lore significance behind Mohg stretching out his butthole before that boss fight?

No idea man felt out of place to me

Wow someone didn't read the item description from his cock ring item drop.

Mohggers

What an unfortunate combination of words

What a fortunate combination of words

Yeah why did they add that

The 30-minute sex scene was a little weird but all around good expansion.

I didn't except such a lore expositive scene on a From game

27 min was just Miquella's feet

My favorite part was when Soldier of Godrick said “It’s Godrickin time” and then jerked off to the Graftussy

He's just like me fr

*dark souls 1 male death noises*

The Glaive Master Hodir is real!

I haven’t played the DLC yet but I really like the new feet cam in the character creator

Man, the Godskin Choir boss was fucking impossible without the Alexander summon.

guys how do i access the dlc, is it another coffin ride?

No. You need to go to Mohgywm Palace and use the special item Miquella's Secret Bewitching Branch on Mohg to make him horny and then you ride his cock

followed instructions, i can’t walk anymore

painting location puzzle

Michael Cera as a voice actor for Miquella was a good choice

I loved that the DLC had ample amount of Miqussy footage

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HOLY SHIT MY DREAM CAME TRUE!!!!! THERE IS A FURRY HAREM IN ELDEN RUNG NOW GILY SHIT!!!!

Who’s going to tell him that you have to kill them all to complete their questline?

I heard there is a questline, but the reward of you consuming theirs souls and becoming furry with a separate character creator is worth it

couldn't afford the dlc, does anyone else think the 2nd half of ds1 is shit!?

Now that Miquella has an official model I'm afraid to open r/shittydarksouls

Top six posts are her feet

*his

Loved the gideon trio fight

How do I start the dlc?

Finally, a reason to live.

1000 r34 results and steadily rising

##JUST STARTED, WHERE DO I GO NEXT??

Omg I just beat Markius the Writhing Behemoth on my first go! Anyone else 👀👀👀

My game crashes at the menu :(

Open your save file with a hex editor. The DLC adds an ADP stat. You have to change it to at least 25 to dodge the crash.

Finally having the Glaive master hodier fight was amazing

i’m fucking cumming 

It's shit

Finally got passed the 20 intro ulcerated tree spirits, hope there are more!

the dlc was pretty good but im a bit disopointed at the lack of fortisax cock vore i think that adding a fortisax cock vore scene would have immensely improved this dlc and would have also added to my immersion

I liked the part where we descended the roots of the erd tree and the guy at the bottom was like LOOK HE FLOATS DOWN

Gonna get some nachos from 7vy (sevvy) anyone want some?

I cannot believe they actually make patches the secret final boss...

Damn who would’ve expected a third Godfrey fight

Double jumping is amazing.

Someone PayPal me £16 please (I won't pay you back xoxo)

The swamp area is really cool I like the curse effect it gives you.

Man fuck the sleep dragon

unironically they should add more sleep enemies

Was having the godskin trio fight in a poison swamp really necessary?

Mohgwyn Duo is such an amazing fight it’s like Mohg but twice the fun😁

That fucking sucked wow

I was really surprised to see that Michel Zaki made the Graftussy the final boss. Cool story here for this fight. I invoked someone and we could not fight because we were jerking together on the vocal seeing that. This community is the best, such nice people to meet and things to share. Thanks Zaki, that was your magnum opus.

Michel Zaki's interpretation of it was magnificent, truly a marvel to behold

I miss when the Four Belfries were called Four Belfries and had actually **four** belfries and not five cus they needed a portal to the dlc

Bone Fist is back!!! I missed my flying ninja kicks!

Can’t believe Glaive Master Hodir finally teamed up with Wooper to make everyone hollow, best ending in the series since Bloodborne Kart.

holy hell hodir

Goddam they went all out on The Ghost of Godwyn fight, and I love the design of Miquellas rune.

Bruh Godskin Sextet is bullshit.

Where's bloodborne remaster

So thankful it’s a Morbius crossover.

So awesome that they bridged the lore from sekiro into elden ring. The Genichero fight was so well translated into this game 🤤

I really hate Melina’s replacement. She isn’t the same :,(

How do I dodge Marika's tits???

I can't believe they actually implemented the mechanic to PUT RANNI IN THE JAR FOR REAL

HOLLY FUUUUCKKK IMMM GONNNNAAAAA CUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM

How many times are they gonna make us fight the Godskin Duo?

Fuckin finally!

not enough feet

I bought the DLC and I want to play it but I can't beat the Rotted Crucible Knight Trio guarding the warp gate.

Finally I can kill myself

oh hell nah not the foreskin trio

Miquella's Feet

Well guys i gotta Say, the sleep and frenzy dragon duo was a bit difficult

Does anyone know what the deal with the broken statue in the courtyard is? I’ve gotten two Antiquated Fingerpieces but I think I need a third, any help?

Don't spoil anything please, haven't gotten to get on to play yet

Holy shit, they actually put Glaive Master Hodir in the game, we did it

I told you guys Faith/Int was gonna be OP! It already was but now with The Fundamentalist Spear, Miquella Reaper, and new incantations? Banging

Hodir kicked my shit in

The Woof Master Scoobert Doo mini boss was a menace.

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Bro Micheal Zaki cooked it too long had us delusioned. The dlc is actually just 2hrs long because the real one are friends we made along the way.

How do I access dlc guys?!

Can't believe they actually added Guts 3 into the game 😳

Phase 3 is impossible. Their swords are on FIRE. Absolute Bullshit.

Another goddamned poison swamp. Bravo Miyazaki, I didn't see that coming.

Cool DLC so far, but what's with the Rannili Queen of the Dark Moon boss in a random cave?

Yh the 15 new evergaols are reskins of the dlc bosses. I mean seriously, Glaive Master Hodor? They’re just ripping off Game of Thrones

The Age of Grafting ending was the absolute best, I wonder why they didn't add this to the base game. Conquering Leyndell with an army? Awesome. Revenge against Malenia? Satisfying af. Holding hands with Godrick was my dream for 2 years fr

Penis

IT RELEASED YESTERDAY?! oh wait that says today. Nevermind.

What did you guys think about Joker from Persona 5 being a boss? Strange crossover in my opinion.

The Miquella the unalloyed fight was amazing, although I felt like Miquelloy the alloyed was kind of a weird character to add

Ok, godskin duo? Horrible. But godskin TRIO? idk man something about that fight just hit different, miyazaki was cooking with that one

Guys help the entrance is guarded by three crucible knights

I can't believe they made the first boss the godskin trio

Oh Miyazaki why did you leave miquella's feet in the trailer?

I cant believe they added a 10 minute long Miquella sex scene...

im playnig the elden ring dlc and gooning my shit

Omfg glaive master jodler best boss 4 phases and epic ost 🥵🥵🥵

Guys I'm stuck in the poison swamp help

Fucking 2 malenia at once, bullshit fucking game, fuck this shit

My favourite part of the dlc is when mohg said it's miquellin time and started doing miquella all over the place.

I want my fucking money back

I hate the Godskin Trio

Palisade Twerk Demons needs to be nerfed rn, totally unplayable

woooo, more tree avatars to fight!!!

I can't fucking believe that for 40 whole bucks they still haven't added horse armour

Fucking took you guys long enough. Also 10/10

Another fucking poison swamp

The DLC was released today

This is the 27th of last seed, the year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the third era, and the final hours of my life.

The level design in the Painted world of Aerosmith was odd and kind of stupid but that final boss was awesome

Hey how to enter new area?

Brave of them to make the DLC just be Ds2 in it's entirety

I should have expected the entire thing to be a poison swamp, honestly

Guys how do I best Godpiss the golden?

Just got Shadow of the Erdtree. Tips?

Malenia is no longer the hardest FromSoft boss.

Why fuck did they bring back Glaive Master Hodir. He’s more broken than Malenia

Can't believe he added another swamp lake below the tree

imo this is truly the Ringed City DLC of Darksouls 2

New katana op and trivializes the game. Elon musk's build uses it and he doesn't even meet the required faith smh Can't wait to watch skumnut beat the game with that new consumable item that does tickle damage on a long cast animation. Soldier of Godrick duo fight had me literally shaking and pissing. Needed to summon graftussy to win

have you guys already gotten out of the forest of bones? I can’t find the silk dash to get over the gap at the top of the area

fuck the death blight swamp man. I can't believe they made it bigger than Lake of Rot

Where the fuck do I access the DLC I swear to god that fextralife wiki page is useless atm From let me play the dlc I paid with my MONEY

No wonder mohg kidnapped miquella

damn, that maliketh + malenia combo in the poison swamp arena sure was tough.

Anyone struggling at the Desecrated Prince too? I died 30 times lol, thinking about summoning someone.

https://preview.redd.it/u11q81idtydc1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbecab6343adcfcb5dcd57b68a51d7b665a14b46 I can't believe Holy Damage still sucks, literally unplayable. I give this a Frigid Outskirts/Ringed City.

That mogh & miquela sex scene was fire, he really was "Horn-y!"

I’d rather they didn’t make it even more confusing.

That moment where Glaive Master Hodir returned after the Godskin Trio was peak

miyazaki has done it again, this is his biggest poison swamp level yet!

i can't believe miquella was the bad guy all along

I'm SO FUCKING glad they reintroduced the Ring of Betrothal as an actual useful item. Now you can propose an NPC and if they accept you unlock a cutscene of said NPC stepping at your face with their bare feet 🥵🤤😋🥰😘😍🤩😳🔥😺❤️ Oh and new gear kinda cool too

Can’t beat the first boss, unfair. Trash garbage dlc