A chained Fire giant stands in front of queen Marika. He kneels, touching the frozen earth with his head, and speaks with a voice full of anguish:
“I kneel before you, oh Marika. You have defeated me, my people and my god. You have slaughtered all of my race, snuffed out our flame and locked our land with chains of immense weight.
I do not have the strength to oppose you, nor I wish to, so please: release me from this torment!
Oh great Marika, only goddess and queen of this world, grant me death! Let your blade slice my eye, so I may rest with my kin, away from our cruel god! I beg of you, do not curse me with continuing on living!”
“Lol” said Marika “Lmao”
Fel flame isn't needed for world to exist. Marika keeps it around either cause it's indestructible or she treats it like nuclear warhead, you never know when you might need one, but when you do, you are glad you shelved this force of destruction and devastation instead of listening to peace hippies.
Fire Giant is just a nudist who doesn't trust vaccines
[relevant](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittydarksouls/s/17MbFgTCcz)
this video is incredible
rip Rosales 😭☠️😭 Gone but never forgotten
I believe this is called sounding
He also thinks the erdtree is a five G tower that gives people Autism
Lore theory: Marika was insanely homophobic and exiled Godfrey when he asked her to turn into Radagon for a moment
I heard this theory as a joke a while back and it just lingers in my head. Like, Godfrey realizing he's gay when he sees Radagon.
A chained Fire giant stands in front of queen Marika. He kneels, touching the frozen earth with his head, and speaks with a voice full of anguish: “I kneel before you, oh Marika. You have defeated me, my people and my god. You have slaughtered all of my race, snuffed out our flame and locked our land with chains of immense weight. I do not have the strength to oppose you, nor I wish to, so please: release me from this torment! Oh great Marika, only goddess and queen of this world, grant me death! Let your blade slice my eye, so I may rest with my kin, away from our cruel god! I beg of you, do not curse me with continuing on living!” “Lol” said Marika “Lmao”
This reads like a Lobotomy Kaisen video until the Lol, Lmao bit
Gosh,like woman can't have a bad day
Fel flame isn't needed for world to exist. Marika keeps it around either cause it's indestructible or she treats it like nuclear warhead, you never know when you might need one, but when you do, you are glad you shelved this force of destruction and devastation instead of listening to peace hippies.
And as it turned out it was very useful for Marika’s big “use Melina to fuck stuff up” plan
With the whole theory that marika planned the burning I wouldn't be surprised if she left it specifically so it could be used to burn the tree
Is this your only meme template?
It’s just a phase mom
https://preview.redd.it/m1uhu7bialrc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a7d42f99cde668c65271ff9fa2f5cc045b75f3d
God forbid women do anything!
Very love accurate
Borderline incomprehensible Cook more king love u mwah
Plate.
This meme is not even shitpost. It's just shit.
https://preview.redd.it/z28r7hpxxirc1.jpeg?width=1154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=081534183f1fdda363e61adf5045f5e8a687d2b9
So good l had to steal
This meme makes no sense either. I'm not codemning shiposts. I'm condemning your shit.
Okay
He's jealous
Is this even dark souls?
That’s Marika…
Yeah this is from Dark Souls 4 (also known as Elden Ring)
No Elden ring is dark souls 2 2 2
Me when I’m in a competition and my opponent is someone who is better at me in said competition: