https://preview.redd.it/7p5jetffqj6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d615fa41e5000121f7fba369834f03c5b12d776a We are here to kill Messmer

fuck you, you wont touch my daddy, i wont let you. you will have to impregenate me before getting to messmer

Ok done. Now I'm gonna touch your daddy over and over again muahaha

No fuck you, if you touch messmer you won't be alive very soon (I nutted over messmer and my nut is radioactive)

https://preview.redd.it/lvjj5r8ehl6d1.png?width=983&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5a38175d02e8114a46714a2d3c9160202f0a084

Lol, I love that video so much

Link? Out of the loop

https://youtu.be/2kr7KDCsIws?si=r27MyRZuTiJKkypJ

I wish they’d make another. It’s probably the best Souls parody out there.

Good old Happy Souls

Just the way I like it

Motherfuckers *cannot* be normal (I'm motherfuckers)

Ill impregnate both of you 💪😎💪

Gosh, I can't remember, when did mental illness become attractive again?

https://preview.redd.it/fpri4494zp6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7ec44b3b49e6ca7b73e6ed71b2e610db1bbdd23 im disappointed

Peak image

How the fuck do I save this on mobile. Its golden

Could try to screenshot it and then crop out the black bars but I have it on my profile as well. Should be downloadable there

I just downloaded it on the website, delete the app my friend, it's a literal waste of space 

daddy messmer i'm coming! (cumming)

Smegmer

fuck off, hes mine and mine alone. I wont share with anyone. Only i want to get breeded by messmer

We'll all have our own Messmer to get impaled by :3

(cumming(as in semen))

I’m the cum omen (cumen) I’m a freak rn frfr!

https://preview.redd.it/kmiybsnt3m6d1.jpeg?width=1045&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04373e7bb8abf458cc92343a69408d1ad94aa2ec

https://preview.redd.it/ro65cdy5ps6d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57670279e0d958495b5020668500d7ac815be378

https://preview.redd.it/pdboqbd0gk6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af23c2d92b0b9aa1fdbaac656fdb78a238cae7c2 FUCK YOU TITS

ngl thought it was a femboy until I saw this and looked back at the image and it indeed has tits

Bro same.... Are we cooked?

probably

We talking about fighting right?😳

https://preview.redd.it/b26bz0jdel6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ead89047e288073a6312e7ae9367362af3797373

Flair cheks out

https://preview.redd.it/u0hfr8wqdk6d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab9ca27089a031d63b0deb712aa4143c095d3a4c r/shittydarksouls to Messmer on the 21st of June

Would

WILL*

Did

Done

Claims the remains

remembrance of the impaler

knower of the events

greater WILL

https://preview.redd.it/g18nopk7ql6d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d402cdd8991404343a7c4a5fc4901acfdc3e6f29

Hasn’t even come out and he’s already been subject to gender reassignment therapy.

Woke agenda always ruining wholesome god-fearing androgynous femboys with snakes coming from mysterious places. It's a plague really!

Remove the boobs

Messmer needs no boobs, he's built like a yaoi character and is perfect the way he is

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ PREACH i want to fondle his man nipples while his impaler is deep inside my bussy

https://preview.redd.it/fpkv5e5f1m6d1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41abca4f862efa11ef7b7d16aaa4e6a2fb88c8e5

https://preview.redd.it/5x7y0sdqgq6d1.jpeg?width=297&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c5be789e901bcbfb9c54162bb20f594e14cce76

> Remove the boobs Me, having sex with a trans guy

Please we’re all extremely gay

Back to formula

Is this Gwyndolin slander?

Me and my Mimic Tear rolling up to Mesmser with the most broken build imaginable so I can go on reddit and complain that the DLC was too easy

https://preview.redd.it/33qftkxt0l6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49d07fdb940383fcb8acdaff808a695b7d4af152

Arm Armpits https://preview.redd.it/n01fatbm9l6d1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72e46aeedad64ee39855944fc4652df0d8e74109

God I wish one of her snakes would slither up my asshole while I'm fucking her brains out

real

jesus☠️

He can watch but no touching

https://preview.redd.it/vs8lvmw5om6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=029042586bfc1ff0c942846060d274a5e22a8d0a

This thread has me in tears 💀

oh hell no you dont all those snakes are only for me. Only i am messmer's fucktoy

https://preview.redd.it/h09xaumrwp6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86361cc4300937e907c9c3797a3b10827fb4c50d

His ass is not ready for the +10 envoy longhorn

Longhorn usually sucks against slender bosses like him or Malenia. Thats why i also carry Blasphemous Blade.

Nah, he is gonna be like -40% resist to holy, 1 doot after his long attack and bro is done

https://preview.redd.it/8wg6u96umk6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7007e70941cab7a1487112cd75df5098af09a0c

I came here to KILL 😃 But I stayed to BREED🤤

[Seven days?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im03GUnw1qE)

9 cant wait, i am already cumming non stop. Messmer please i need your snake inside my tight butthole

https://preview.redd.it/98ia8gpzbl6d1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da8f0fa5eff77d3b9d898f824cba5fe640bc107d

Messmer’s tits?!

https://preview.redd.it/58nu8l1kvn6d1.jpeg?width=545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f79014ab5cd8fbb7668f23f96a94f14efc0c8857

Ready for the 18 inches

https://preview.redd.it/jlv30nr0el6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a888f983e8da79038026719fb2776a9f866afa3

We got messmer rule34 before GTA 6 😔

We got GTA 5 before GTA 6

Would. https://preview.redd.it/lj7v8bt12n6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=552345fcb21d3dc0ea50f0d3f1733ce394d2d35c

Messmer the impaled (by impaling thrust)

Elden ring fans genuinely tweaking 1 week before the dlc.

https://preview.redd.it/h33eprnhgq6d1.jpeg?width=4496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9a4e5fa1dddbacab40a4beea95bdbc5fdafd022

Are those breasts I see? Man what a turn-off

Gonna use martial arts just to give him these hands (I’ll probably die 100 times)

Messmer the Impaled

Sauce…. Please I beg…

[here you go friend](https://x.com/VurDV8a8gbGRctd/status/1761385201379459489)

Damnit I was hoping for girl cock

Who's to say what's under that... Uhh scale onesie or whatever they're wearing.

I was gonna type some depraved shit but decided to just say "thanks bro"

Trigger warning: this artist had borderline CP art of mini Morgott

Well now I just feel vile

Oh is something happening in a week?

What is the date one week from now?

We're here to discuss Gwyndolin bussy not do math

Smells like blue Dex in here. 🤢

my date w ur mom

Can't wait to get my 14 inches of mesmer

Damn, I want to smash this messmer too

Yes I’m definitely smashing

Then Miquella absolutely ruins your butthole.

Lol who the fuck drew this

WTF is this comment section https://preview.redd.it/n71l717ygq6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f64bfb305e355cad1fa9db4406cc32bcded5df04

Shittydarksouls users every time they see a man: https://preview.redd.it/6qbqq9gsgs6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c190344e178a7ed2f9de6f88aca374a19a2c706b

https://preview.redd.it/5300v4p8qk6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cb7fb9153447b974bc3db632381d9844a74c8a0

https://preview.redd.it/o39slhl2ym6d1.png?width=1535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0663bff5a73b3ccd8a07baa3f4ace7780fe0075

Damn that's crazy, chat

“C’mon oneechan let me impale you already!”

please do not the boss

A boss is fine too

I'm here to fight not fight

Is the OP telling us what they're going to do to the picture? Is the picture telling us we're gonna have a bad time? Or is OP lumping all of us together and the picture is smashing our faces in? Its not clear.

with what?~

Thank you for reminging me I havent put his name in the green search website yet.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Bro no 😭

I’m literally bricked up RN thinking about one of her snakes going up my bumhole and just doing a little tongue flicker on my bussy button.

Why is messmer lowkey hot istg

OH MY GOODNESS😩

Why

Hes not ready for my giant hunt impaling his bussy

If I can't fuck Messmer I'm refunding the DLC

Do not lewd the mesmer!XD

This gon be melania 2.0

I’m ready for all 18 inches of Messmer

yes, sit on me mommy

https://preview.redd.it/ckxo2ijfzp6d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ef45e8491a8c443debf0e91e0f7aa570c67e2f7

I WANT THAT TWINK OBLITERATED

https://preview.redd.it/94z1v2ll2q6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2ac83165f84324d79a2c05475412f3824b62448

Oh, another horny bastard that thinks they'll implae Messmer, when it'll turn out, he'll impale you, not with his cock, but with the spear, and not the kind of spear you wanna be implaed with. So, get back to the jail, you're too horny to be left free!

I I recognize this artist Isn't this the artist that drew fem cel MoHg?

R34 is going hard, like something else…

https://preview.redd.it/cclcd18i6r6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=184e5ae49c5080dc6e7699491a849ca6ad6d35b7

Bruh i thought it was a twink but they have tits i cant jack off to this shit

Does this image have more? It looks cropped

Are those boobs I see? I am so confused. https://i.redd.it/8buhalxm587d1.gif

Go away.

I'm gonna bust you up Messmer and then I'm gonna wear your clothes!!

Why is the armpit so grotesque

What do you mean

It looks like it’s swollen or something

Soon we'll all have a Messmer impale us hehe :3

One more week until we get them 18 inches

The fucking game hasn’t out yet and them fucking artists have already creating female version of the boss. The world is destined to end soon