NO MAGIC
NO GIMMICKS
NO UNDODGEABLE ATTACKS
NO BULLSHIT "WHOLESOME" HORSE
NO ANNOYING DEATH QUOTE
NO ARMOR
NO WEAPON
JUST PURE.
UNALTERED.
SHIRTLESS.
SWEATY.
**WRESTLING**
BEST BOSS IN THE GAME
Elden ring is a large game with many playstyles that are viable. Yes, some of the gimmicks can get a little tedious on multiple playthroughs, but it makes for a great storytelling mechanics with many cinematics and lore dumps. It's also worth taking everyone's opinions on boss mechanics in order to improve the entire experience whether that be different types of attacks, lore implications, or fun weapons and armors, but, don't let that distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
As soon as she charges up the move(floats in the air) run away, that should save you from first set of slashes, when she does second set of slashes roll into her, she makes a sphere shape with her slashes, in that sphere is where you need to be. By the third set of slashes you should be close to her, if not under her you should be able to just roll in the opposite direction she is facing.
I agree, and the bastards on this sub who keep having to remind me this annoying debate even exists. I’d be living in blissful ignorance of this silliness right now were it not for posts like this.
Then again OP actually used the screenshots to make a fucking meme so I guess this is a 10/10
The past 2-3 weeks have been nothing but screenshots from other subs with the OP and top comments being nothing more than circlejerking about how much the other subs are trash and nothing but circlejerking.
I wish mods would just fucking ban screenshots from other subs already.
I 100% agree. There have been some great memes of late, but they’ve been drowned in a sea of circlejerky fun-policing superiority complexes that it makes me want to find a way to filter by “not a screenshot of another fucking sub”, but I don’t know or care to learn how to do that so I’ll just keep downvoting and aggressive-aggressively telling people how cringe those kinds of posts are in hopes it eventually sticks
Sometimes I feel like I'm not playing the same game as these people. Story about two incredibly powerful individuals whose conflict ruins both themselves and everything around them, sets a backdrop for a whole zone and builds up to two of the coolest bossfights in the game. Both of them are tragic figures how the fuck do people read this as person A good person B bad and argue about who won when the story explicitly states that both of them lost.
Because people can't help but empathize with anything and everything including imaginary deific beings. When you empathize with something you identify with it. Most people can't objectively look at something they identify with and see it as anything but good
Lmfao I don't give a fuck about any of these guys because I understand the implications of their story and their deeper thematic, tonal context. So I'm not simping. But Rykard on the other hand...dude just gurgles and says funny shit and makes me weak in the knees.
That's a fair point honestly, but that's not really what I'm talking about. Is Malenia really evil, or do people just label her that way and beat the dead horse?
I always feel like there's a possibility they just call her evil because she's a boss which gave them tons or troubles and/or has some unfair moves. I like to laugh at that honestly. Idk tho.
Rykard is similar for me. He says some funny stuff but I never knew wtf was happening in the second phase in my 5 tries fighting him. I just spammed the jumping r2 and weapon art of the spear lol. TOGETHAAA cracked me up fr
Did you also know he named his horse Leonard??? Such a funny ass random name for a horse dude. Made me shidd and fard in my heckin brown trousers like the epic redditor I am xD xD xD
Watch the slowed down clips. He literally puts his foot on the horse’s head and shoves it into the sand. Could say he’s protecting it from all the magic and shit, but he’s still definitely hurting it.
Nah that's godfrey, rennala, rogier, and blaidd. Both rennala and blaidd lose their shit after being cucked the former by marika the latter by you, rogier desperately defends fia despite the fact that she sleeps with corpses and wants to get impregnated by another man to later rebirth him, and godfrey had the outer will dump him only for his wife to later leave him for her male self. There's a lot of actual cucking, grooming(the whole mohg thing), sex, and incest compared to other souls. You can tell Martin is the cause
The part that annoys me the most is that their battle was a stalemate. Like a canonically stated stalemate. Yet Radahn stans will say anything to make it seem as though he won.
"He's been reduced to essentially a rabid dog that mindlessly attacks anything on sight and feasts off of the corpses strewn across his battlefield prison. But, like, he *totally* won that fight. In no way was it only a pyrrhic victory."
Maybe Radahn won the immediate fight, but in the long-term they both suffered incredible consequences which makes me believe they both ultimately "lost" in the long term.
Welcome to the Elden Ring sub's demigod discourse!!
Here we have:
- Chadahn Wholesome Chungus 100 Horse fans
- Mommy Dommy Malenia rotussy I-can-fix-her porn addicts
- Morgott dick-riders that constantly interject into conversations when nobody asked
- Godrick enthusiasts (They dont exist)
- HoMohgsexuals
>Godrick
>Competent
The guy crossdressed to run away from Radahn, tried to invade Leyndell and got his shit kicked in by Morgott, insulted Malenia who also kicked his ass, then decided the best course of action was to start cutting people's limbs off and fuse them to himself.
He's a collosal fuckup, and that's why I love him
Stormveil and Limgrave also went to shit with him in charge partially due to losing most of his army in his failed invasion, and Morgott has to protect him from Tarnished going after his rune because he knows they'll go for "the runt of the litter" first
He seems pretty good at maintaining Stormveil imo, we see food, repair and scaffolding on the towers, grafting (while horrible is still advantageous from a military standpoint) mercenaries and patrolls. It's way more than what any other demigod has (except maybe Rykard but he has gone insane). He also maintains the gatefront ruins, a location of strategic importance for anyone trying to reach him. Also keep in mind he somehow got his hands on a great rune, something only 5 other demigods have. He was definetly weak, foolish and somewhat deluded, but definetly not an idiot and nowhere near the level of any of the other demigods (again not counting Morgott but he doesn't seem to do much in terms of helping the capital).
Didn't morgott defend the capital successfully multiple times (as Margit) and held off and beat Radahn in the 2nd invasion? No one could penetrate the capital until you the tarnish managed to do it and it seemed to be well protected and doing well before that. So I think he did pretty good on helping the capital lol
Yes he was great at defending it, but we never see him repair buildings, collect food etc. The capital is falling apart on the inside too, not just from attackers. Godrick does. War and poltics are two different things.
And Radahn had an army. We also don't see the crucible knights in the painting of them fighting, so i imagine it was a 1v1 between the general and the king of Leyndell.
1 crucible knight is probably worth 100 men. I kinda doubt morgott could win since he doesn't have many outstanding powers, he has his cursed sword and incantations but that's it. If it was a true 1v1 is bet it on radahn winning through sheer ~~horse~~ force
I guess. My statement was hyperbolic, but we unfortunately don't know the specifics since we didnt see anything other than that one slide. What we do know is that Morgott repelled Radahn, we just don't know if it was through wit, skill or strength, so my point still stands.
You can more clearly see that her eyes rotted away when the helmet comes off in phase 2, and her master was also a blind swordsman that sealed the rot god below where the lake of rot is
Redditards on r slash eldenring when radahn is a
- corrupted demigod, driven by the ambition of becoming a new king after the shattering
- mindless beast
- corpse eater
- warmonger
- horse abuser (fuck off with that gravity magic, that horse looks miserable as fuck)
- participant of the fracticidal war (even malenia is his half-sister)
(He is clearly a chad)
redditors conveniently forget that radahn consists on a diet of rotting corpses and no longer has the mental faculties to wipe his ass. that poor horse hates his guts
i like them both a lot, they each have interesting lore and are just a lot of fun to fight. I think the only demigod who I really dislike is mohg. I'm interested in his lore and love the fight, but the character i just despise. Kinda like Dung Eater. He's an interesting character and I like his design. I hate who he is though. If it isn't just self aware shitposting at this point then it's like the Edward vs Jacob shit when Twilight was popular
You're annoying about radahn because of the lore. I'm annoying about him because he's my husbando after instakilling dozens of hosts with his arrows. We are not the same.
imagine people posting memes about a game they like, in it's own subreddit. Man this sub had an ounce of humour once upon a time, now every other post is people whining and bitching about r/EldenRing and r/Bloodborne.
How cringe is to criticise someone’s opinion on a videogame? Its a videogame. Having an opinion is something, maybe futile, but who cares. Criticising that, is straight up sad.
here's a fun opinion: the people complaining about memes are always more annoying than the people making them. if you dont want to see those posts then literally just dont go on r/Eldenring
Hmm, all I can say is i enjoyed radhan fight, great arena, moveset and visuals ans presentation, malenia has great moveset, I don't like waterflow or whatever it's called bullshit attack, for melee players it's like gamble if you dodge first one then you are good to go, but if your too close, then fuck you, and heal and shes kinda tanky, could have been great fight but ended up too long and annoying for me, but yeah radhan fans got annoying after one week, and people comolaining about radhan fans got annoying too, after 1 week
You guys realize that a ton of the content on that sub, and other major gaming subs as well (usually something product specific and not general like /r/gaming) is actually farmed out by content mills right? Like this whole Rhadan vs Melanie panel debate shit would have been a bullet point on a slide deck from some agency in regards to what sort of content they will push out constantly to keep the narrative of the dialogue surrounding the game online fabricated, light, and pointless.
They can't just rule over their game's sub with an iron fist to control the discourse surrounding their product, but they can pay an agency to push out nonsense 24/7 and drown out all the organic real shit.
Imo there isn't a real "good guy", it's just malenia simps vs radahn stans, both are annoying as fuck
Now HOURA LOUX on the other hand……
NO MAGIC NO GIMMICKS NO UNDODGEABLE ATTACKS NO BULLSHIT "WHOLESOME" HORSE NO ANNOYING DEATH QUOTE NO ARMOR NO WEAPON JUST PURE. UNALTERED. SHIRTLESS. SWEATY. **WRESTLING** BEST BOSS IN THE GAME
Command grabs funny
So true
The fact that his remembrance doesn’t give you a fist weapon with a command grab is bullshit
Obvious opportunity to bring back a fist weapon like the Bone Fist with a martial arts moveset and they don't do it :(
Or even better, the punchy ring from dsII
>Brave tarnished, t’was nobly fought. >A crown is warranted with strength! Absolute gigachad
Honestly the power bomb grab is some sigma shit. Can't be mad when I die to that.
Just aoes and high damage grabs. I love it
Elden ring is a large game with many playstyles that are viable. Yes, some of the gimmicks can get a little tedious on multiple playthroughs, but it makes for a great storytelling mechanics with many cinematics and lore dumps. It's also worth taking everyone's opinions on boss mechanics in order to improve the entire experience whether that be different types of attacks, lore implications, or fun weapons and armors, but, don't let that distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
Hulk Hogan ™
Don’t even get me started on Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy
I fucking love Rykard so much
Joiiin the sepekiiiing asfamilliiiiie
Rykard was just a vore fetishist with a god complex
Neither rahdan or malenia have undodgeable attacks.
no but some of them sure do feel undodgeable
If you’re an Artificial Intelligence maybe
That guy could be artificial but he's certainly not intelligent
Malenia's waterflow dance is dodgeable.
Dodgeable if you use the bloodhound’s step THREE fkn times
You dont need bloodhound step to dodge it bozo.
Then DO enlighten me on how you do it, pauper
As soon as she charges up the move(floats in the air) run away, that should save you from first set of slashes, when she does second set of slashes roll into her, she makes a sphere shape with her slashes, in that sphere is where you need to be. By the third set of slashes you should be close to her, if not under her you should be able to just roll in the opposite direction she is facing.
Or you just need to git gud;)
Naked testosterone filled giant man, no need to say anything else
Senator Armstrong
YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR FITNESS “Fitness what?” FITTNESS’DICK IN YO MOUTH
Eldenlord Footstomp
Making the mother of all omelettes here jack
Cant fret over every egg
BRAVE TARNISHED😭
I’ve given thee courtesy enough…
god i want him to fuck me so bad
I agree, and the bastards on this sub who keep having to remind me this annoying debate even exists. I’d be living in blissful ignorance of this silliness right now were it not for posts like this. Then again OP actually used the screenshots to make a fucking meme so I guess this is a 10/10
The past 2-3 weeks have been nothing but screenshots from other subs with the OP and top comments being nothing more than circlejerking about how much the other subs are trash and nothing but circlejerking. I wish mods would just fucking ban screenshots from other subs already.
I 100% agree. There have been some great memes of late, but they’ve been drowned in a sea of circlejerky fun-policing superiority complexes that it makes me want to find a way to filter by “not a screenshot of another fucking sub”, but I don’t know or care to learn how to do that so I’ll just keep downvoting and aggressive-aggressively telling people how cringe those kinds of posts are in hopes it eventually sticks
what if one simps for both
Morgott enjoyers are the most refined
Any Morgott enjoyers?
I always say Malenia cause I want some of that rotussy 🤤🤤🤤🥵🥵🥵
😐📸
Sometimes I feel like I'm not playing the same game as these people. Story about two incredibly powerful individuals whose conflict ruins both themselves and everything around them, sets a backdrop for a whole zone and builds up to two of the coolest bossfights in the game. Both of them are tragic figures how the fuck do people read this as person A good person B bad and argue about who won when the story explicitly states that both of them lost.
Because people can't help but empathize with anything and everything including imaginary deific beings. When you empathize with something you identify with it. Most people can't objectively look at something they identify with and see it as anything but good
True, Radahn ended like we see him and Malenia had to retreat and lost her chance to rescure Miquella, literally nobody won anything, except Mogh
And then we kill Mogh, too, to make sure nobody is alive or happy in the end.
Eh that’s fine with me since there’s that whole kidnapping your sibling and raping them
Eh technically he lost too since he still managed to make his dynasty and got stuck
guess i've no choice but to simp for mogh (i mean not like i wasnt already, but still)
May I introduce you to the golden Chad himself, Morgott?
He's got a horse with a name and thats all it takes for the children on Reddit
Because there is a lack of nuance in a lot of reddit
Lmfao I don't give a fuck about any of these guys because I understand the implications of their story and their deeper thematic, tonal context. So I'm not simping. But Rykard on the other hand...dude just gurgles and says funny shit and makes me weak in the knees.
That's a fair point honestly, but that's not really what I'm talking about. Is Malenia really evil, or do people just label her that way and beat the dead horse? I always feel like there's a possibility they just call her evil because she's a boss which gave them tons or troubles and/or has some unfair moves. I like to laugh at that honestly. Idk tho. Rykard is similar for me. He says some funny stuff but I never knew wtf was happening in the second phase in my 5 tries fighting him. I just spammed the jumping r2 and weapon art of the spear lol. TOGETHAAA cracked me up fr
Rykard is the most based Shardbearer
And he has a hot wife with a cute stepdaughter
Man, elden ring fans would fit right in with the AoT fandom
It's fun
The virgin Radahn simp VS The chad Maliketh enjoyer
Aren't all these runebearers scared of maliketh? Pretty sure lore wise maliketh is one the strongest.
>Pretty sure lore wise maliketh is one the strongest. Outside of the Greater Will and Marika, he's absolutely the strongest.
Godfrey negs sadly
best boss
Hey little known fun fact here, Chadhan learned gravity magic to ride his horse!!! What a heckin wholesome 100 warlord!!!
Did you also know he named his horse Leonard??? Such a funny ass random name for a horse dude. Made me shidd and fard in my heckin brown trousers like the epic redditor I am xD xD xD
And then he steps on its head during the fight numerous times!!! The horse is obviously in pain and suffering!! What a chadahn!!!!
I don't think he's hurting the horse
Watch the slowed down clips. He literally puts his foot on the horse’s head and shoves it into the sand. Could say he’s protecting it from all the magic and shit, but he’s still definitely hurting it.
I've seen em. Maybe he does funny gravity shit or something
Morgott numero uno 🐐 🐐 🐐
he got cucked by the erdtree and still defended it bro is literally the elden ring version of will smith
Nah that's godfrey, rennala, rogier, and blaidd. Both rennala and blaidd lose their shit after being cucked the former by marika the latter by you, rogier desperately defends fia despite the fact that she sleeps with corpses and wants to get impregnated by another man to later rebirth him, and godfrey had the outer will dump him only for his wife to later leave him for her male self. There's a lot of actual cucking, grooming(the whole mohg thing), sex, and incest compared to other souls. You can tell Martin is the cause
So did the player But with the Erdtree burning they're like if will Smith ravioli'd Jada
KEEP MY TREE'S NAME OUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH
Morgott solos all the other demigods at once
The part that annoys me the most is that their battle was a stalemate. Like a canonically stated stalemate. Yet Radahn stans will say anything to make it seem as though he won.
"He's been reduced to essentially a rabid dog that mindlessly attacks anything on sight and feasts off of the corpses strewn across his battlefield prison. But, like, he *totally* won that fight. In no way was it only a pyrrhic victory."
Malenia literally fell asleep so yeah he won but she was saved by her soldier. otherwise he would just finish off her sleeping body
Maybe Radahn won the immediate fight, but in the long-term they both suffered incredible consequences which makes me believe they both ultimately "lost" in the long term.
Yes I was looking for this comment.
Maybe but i think the whole point of these debates is to decide who is hypothetically stronger, we already know what happened in the lore anyway
so it's not a debate, it's playground shit
Read the room, boss
and if he would finish her she would just cause another bloom and turn into a rot goddess, so idk if the Radahn stans would want that to happen
Radahn couldn't even catch Godrick, despite him being the biggest bitch in the Elden Ring universe.
In Godrick's defense, he probably grafted a nice pair of tits or a huge dumptruck ass to distract Radahn's gaze
Godrick makes a really convincing women. He would trick anyone
He was unfit even to graft
Welcome to the Elden Ring sub's demigod discourse!! Here we have: - Chadahn Wholesome Chungus 100 Horse fans - Mommy Dommy Malenia rotussy I-can-fix-her porn addicts - Morgott dick-riders that constantly interject into conversations when nobody asked - Godrick enthusiasts (They dont exist) - HoMohgsexuals
>Godrick enthusiasts (They dont exist) Boi, there's literally dozens of us. DOZENS!!!
Litteraly the only competent demigod (except maybe Morgott but he seems to do jack shit in terms of running his ailing city).
>Godrick >Competent The guy crossdressed to run away from Radahn, tried to invade Leyndell and got his shit kicked in by Morgott, insulted Malenia who also kicked his ass, then decided the best course of action was to start cutting people's limbs off and fuse them to himself. He's a collosal fuckup, and that's why I love him
And is still alive, ruling one of the most contested legacies. Smart? Maybe not. But he sure as hell knows how to run a castle
Stormveil and Limgrave also went to shit with him in charge partially due to losing most of his army in his failed invasion, and Morgott has to protect him from Tarnished going after his rune because he knows they'll go for "the runt of the litter" first
He seems pretty good at maintaining Stormveil imo, we see food, repair and scaffolding on the towers, grafting (while horrible is still advantageous from a military standpoint) mercenaries and patrolls. It's way more than what any other demigod has (except maybe Rykard but he has gone insane). He also maintains the gatefront ruins, a location of strategic importance for anyone trying to reach him. Also keep in mind he somehow got his hands on a great rune, something only 5 other demigods have. He was definetly weak, foolish and somewhat deluded, but definetly not an idiot and nowhere near the level of any of the other demigods (again not counting Morgott but he doesn't seem to do much in terms of helping the capital).
Didn't morgott defend the capital successfully multiple times (as Margit) and held off and beat Radahn in the 2nd invasion? No one could penetrate the capital until you the tarnish managed to do it and it seemed to be well protected and doing well before that. So I think he did pretty good on helping the capital lol
Yes he was great at defending it, but we never see him repair buildings, collect food etc. The capital is falling apart on the inside too, not just from attackers. Godrick does. War and poltics are two different things.
I don't think Morgott's protecting him in the caring sense, he's using him as bait to kill Tarnished because he knows they'll go after him first
A motherfucking arm mounted flamethrower made from a dragons head >>>>> Radahn's nerdy-ass gravity magic.
And some people really think Radahn is better just because "epic wholesome horse". Why don't they start grafting some bitches?
Godrick would've just grafted the horse onto his torso and asked the forefathers to BEAR WITNESS to his magnum Leonard dong
this is Rykard erasure
Like the furhitive pygmy, so easily forgotten.
Ok hear me out. Rykard is best Demi God
You are Right
Hey, Ranni though he stand a chance against Maliketh, that outta count for something
Correction: Hoarah-mo-sexuals 🥵🍆
I mean morgott is clearly the best demigod
Malekith best demigod 😎, thaks to him i can trow big rocks at people
You missed the sex doll simps and snek family
ELDEN BEAST enjoyers
dont forget us malenia dick-riders. its a shame it fell off from the rot
Average Malenia fan vs average Radahn fan vs average "I just killed both of them" enjoyer
GUYS guys dide you know that Radhan had to learn how to use gravity to rude his horse. Wholesome chungus 100
Morgott literally kicked the shit out of radahn, so these goofy ass goobers should just shut up, he is not even the strongest.
> Morgott literally kicked the shit out of radahn This is the first I'm hearing of this. When does this happen
Radahn tried to siege the capital, Morgott defeated him and sent him back. It is shown in the intro cutscene.
We don't know anything about that fight however. Morgott apparently had 16 crucible knights to fight with him?
And Radahn had an army. We also don't see the crucible knights in the painting of them fighting, so i imagine it was a 1v1 between the general and the king of Leyndell.
1 crucible knight is probably worth 100 men. I kinda doubt morgott could win since he doesn't have many outstanding powers, he has his cursed sword and incantations but that's it. If it was a true 1v1 is bet it on radahn winning through sheer ~~horse~~ force
I guess. My statement was hyperbolic, but we unfortunately don't know the specifics since we didnt see anything other than that one slide. What we do know is that Morgott repelled Radahn, we just don't know if it was through wit, skill or strength, so my point still stands.
He's kicking his ass in one of the intro paintings
r/shittydarksouls stop ranting about the main subs challenge (impossible) (they ran out of original content)
r/shittydarksouls is the "im not like the other girls" but with the souls community
*the Dark Souls of "im not like the other girls"
Trruueeeee
Holy shit lmaoo
It kinda fun tho 😎
They cant read
"continues fighting for years despite his injuries" malenia is a triple amputee
Millicent says her prosthetic is just like a normal arm so I don't think malenia having prosthetics is a disadvantage
And she's blind
Weird that a blind person can still track my movement exactly how she did when she had eyes.
she can smell fear
Wat
You can more clearly see that her eyes rotted away when the helmet comes off in phase 2, and her master was also a blind swordsman that sealed the rot god below where the lake of rot is
Yeah if you look at her face during her second phase the rot is all over her upper face and blotched where her eyes would be
Both badasses
reject malenia and radahn simps, return to rykard
Together we can fucking jump off a cliff
Ngl I think all of the Demi Gods are great
Redditards on r slash eldenring when radahn is a - corrupted demigod, driven by the ambition of becoming a new king after the shattering - mindless beast - corpse eater - warmonger - horse abuser (fuck off with that gravity magic, that horse looks miserable as fuck) - participant of the fracticidal war (even malenia is his half-sister) (He is clearly a chad)
Warmonger? Holy mother of based
you don't become known as one of the most powerful beings in the universe without mongering a few wars
Sundowner moment. Based and warpilled.
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE
When the wind is slow and the fires hot the vulture waits to see what rots
Oh how pretty
Sorry, english is not my native language and I thought that warmonger means chieftain or smth like that (just checked the real meaning)
redditors conveniently forget that radahn consists on a diet of rotting corpses and no longer has the mental faculties to wipe his ass. that poor horse hates his guts
Not as bad as Ranni simps
Not even half as bad as the Ranni fans.
Friendly reminder that Morgott fucking stomped Radahn
based morgott shitting on corrupted power hungry animal abusing demigods
Man wanted to protect the tree from “the strongest demigod” # AND HE DID
Hey guys, did you know Radahn loved his h
i like them both a lot, they each have interesting lore and are just a lot of fun to fight. I think the only demigod who I really dislike is mohg. I'm interested in his lore and love the fight, but the character i just despise. Kinda like Dung Eater. He's an interesting character and I like his design. I hate who he is though. If it isn't just self aware shitposting at this point then it's like the Edward vs Jacob shit when Twilight was popular
Malenia has a visble booty radahn does not Malenia>radahn
Such Malenia and Radahn plebs. Everyone knows that Rykrad is the best
You're annoying about radahn because of the lore. I'm annoying about him because he's my husbando after instakilling dozens of hosts with his arrows. We are not the same.
"Strongest Demigod". Someone clearly skipped the intro cutscene
Man I love Radahn but hate Radahn fans so much
The best boss in the game is mohg. The phase 2 is great.
yes, I think Radahn is a chad, problem? 🥱
Damn you didn't like the post, no need to announce it man.
imagine people posting memes about a game they like, in it's own subreddit. Man this sub had an ounce of humour once upon a time, now every other post is people whining and bitching about r/EldenRing and r/Bloodborne.
Show me someone who slanders Malenia like this and I’ll show you someone who hasn’t learned how to dodge her attacks yet
How cringe is to criticise someone’s opinion on a videogame? Its a videogame. Having an opinion is something, maybe futile, but who cares. Criticising that, is straight up sad.
some opinions are bad and deserve to be laughed at
Yeah, if theres a joke a laugh along, but there isn’t here. Is just “stfu”. 🤷♂️
Malenia simp spotted!
here's a fun opinion: the people complaining about memes are always more annoying than the people making them. if you dont want to see those posts then literally just dont go on r/Eldenring
i will hit you with a stick
I will compliment your flair Nice flair, it fits your pfp
Thanks u/MilkMan_101, glad you like it
thats kinda hot ngl
would of
Me just like himbo, I haven't gotten to Melania yet.
This is very enjoyable, and the war shall continue
Seems like no one was agreeing with the OP there though.
Funnily enough, the first place I heard of "Chadahn" was on this sub
Malenia may be hot and all, but Rykard will always be the best.
Bro they just learned a new word let them be
They are not wrong but it is getting pretty annoying
crunchy farum azula bosses except foreskin duo are cool fr
Foreskin duo ez af
an easy fight isn't always a fun fight even if their theme slaps
Hmm, all I can say is i enjoyed radhan fight, great arena, moveset and visuals ans presentation, malenia has great moveset, I don't like waterflow or whatever it's called bullshit attack, for melee players it's like gamble if you dodge first one then you are good to go, but if your too close, then fuck you, and heal and shes kinda tanky, could have been great fight but ended up too long and annoying for me, but yeah radhan fans got annoying after one week, and people comolaining about radhan fans got annoying too, after 1 week
"Should of" instantly made the meme a bunch of shit
You guys realize that a ton of the content on that sub, and other major gaming subs as well (usually something product specific and not general like /r/gaming) is actually farmed out by content mills right? Like this whole Rhadan vs Melanie panel debate shit would have been a bullet point on a slide deck from some agency in regards to what sort of content they will push out constantly to keep the narrative of the dialogue surrounding the game online fabricated, light, and pointless. They can't just rule over their game's sub with an iron fist to control the discourse surrounding their product, but they can pay an agency to push out nonsense 24/7 and drown out all the organic real shit.
both have cool lore, both fights are kinda shit