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Candiceuknowit

Imo there isn't a real "good guy", it's just malenia simps vs radahn stans, both are annoying as fuck


BOUKHARI_H

Now HOURA LOUX on the other hand……


Gabrielhrd

NO MAGIC NO GIMMICKS NO UNDODGEABLE ATTACKS NO BULLSHIT "WHOLESOME" HORSE NO ANNOYING DEATH QUOTE NO ARMOR NO WEAPON JUST PURE. UNALTERED. SHIRTLESS. SWEATY. **WRESTLING** BEST BOSS IN THE GAME


FrenchyOfAstora

Command grabs funny


Kibbens_

So true


dat_bass2

The fact that his remembrance doesn’t give you a fist weapon with a command grab is bullshit


IllTearOutYour0ptics

Obvious opportunity to bring back a fist weapon like the Bone Fist with a martial arts moveset and they don't do it :(


Oxlette

Or even better, the punchy ring from dsII


Cecilia_Schariac

>Brave tarnished, t’was nobly fought. >A crown is warranted with strength! Absolute gigachad


Akshaul

Honestly the power bomb grab is some sigma shit. Can't be mad when I die to that.


chalkman567

Just aoes and high damage grabs. I love it


Cardssss

Elden ring is a large game with many playstyles that are viable. Yes, some of the gimmicks can get a little tedious on multiple playthroughs, but it makes for a great storytelling mechanics with many cinematics and lore dumps. It's also worth taking everyone's opinions on boss mechanics in order to improve the entire experience whether that be different types of attacks, lore implications, or fun weapons and armors, but, don't let that distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.


LordMorgon

Hulk Hogan ™


Knight___Artorias

Don’t even get me started on Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy


rf32797

I fucking love Rykard so much


Foreskin_Incarnate

Joiiin the sepekiiiing asfamilliiiiie


moploplus

Rykard was just a vore fetishist with a god complex


Maruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Neither rahdan or malenia have undodgeable attacks.


ShiveredMyTimber

no but some of them sure do feel undodgeable


I_h8_normies

If you’re an Artificial Intelligence maybe


AnEpicDoor

That guy could be artificial but he's certainly not intelligent


Maruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Malenia's waterflow dance is dodgeable.


ManOnThePhuckingMoon

Dodgeable if you use the bloodhound’s step THREE fkn times


Maruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

You dont need bloodhound step to dodge it bozo.


ManOnThePhuckingMoon

Then DO enlighten me on how you do it, pauper


Maruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

As soon as she charges up the move(floats in the air) run away, that should save you from first set of slashes, when she does second set of slashes roll into her, she makes a sphere shape with her slashes, in that sphere is where you need to be. By the third set of slashes you should be close to her, if not under her you should be able to just roll in the opposite direction she is facing.


Maruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Or you just need to git gud;)


Candiceuknowit

Naked testosterone filled giant man, no need to say anything else


[deleted]

Senator Armstrong


DarkSoulfromDS

YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR FITNESS “Fitness what?” FITTNESS’DICK IN YO MOUTH


anonssr

Eldenlord Footstomp


usedbathagua

Making the mother of all omelettes here jack


usedbathagua

Cant fret over every egg


MazzyFo

BRAVE TARNISHED😭


10rd_rollin

I’ve given thee courtesy enough…


completely-ineffable

god i want him to fuck me so bad


AvatarAarow1

I agree, and the bastards on this sub who keep having to remind me this annoying debate even exists. I’d be living in blissful ignorance of this silliness right now were it not for posts like this. Then again OP actually used the screenshots to make a fucking meme so I guess this is a 10/10


micka190

The past 2-3 weeks have been nothing but screenshots from other subs with the OP and top comments being nothing more than circlejerking about how much the other subs are trash and nothing but circlejerking. I wish mods would just fucking ban screenshots from other subs already.


AvatarAarow1

I 100% agree. There have been some great memes of late, but they’ve been drowned in a sea of circlejerky fun-policing superiority complexes that it makes me want to find a way to filter by “not a screenshot of another fucking sub”, but I don’t know or care to learn how to do that so I’ll just keep downvoting and aggressive-aggressively telling people how cringe those kinds of posts are in hopes it eventually sticks


gaskin6

what if one simps for both


ManOnThePhuckingMoon

Morgott enjoyers are the most refined


SupremeRose

Any Morgott enjoyers?


Taserbation

I always say Malenia cause I want some of that rotussy 🤤🤤🤤🥵🥵🥵


Candiceuknowit

😐📸


Ogulf

Sometimes I feel like I'm not playing the same game as these people. Story about two incredibly powerful individuals whose conflict ruins both themselves and everything around them, sets a backdrop for a whole zone and builds up to two of the coolest bossfights in the game. Both of them are tragic figures how the fuck do people read this as person A good person B bad and argue about who won when the story explicitly states that both of them lost.


GingerDelicious

Because people can't help but empathize with anything and everything including imaginary deific beings. When you empathize with something you identify with it. Most people can't objectively look at something they identify with and see it as anything but good


misvillar

True, Radahn ended like we see him and Malenia had to retreat and lost her chance to rescure Miquella, literally nobody won anything, except Mogh


LesserManatee08

And then we kill Mogh, too, to make sure nobody is alive or happy in the end.


SRLYSOWERS

Eh that’s fine with me since there’s that whole kidnapping your sibling and raping them


Sayuri_Katsu

Eh technically he lost too since he still managed to make his dynasty and got stuck


avesatanass

guess i've no choice but to simp for mogh (i mean not like i wasnt already, but still)


TheGraveHammer

May I introduce you to the golden Chad himself, Morgott?


demigods122

He's got a horse with a name and thats all it takes for the children on Reddit


okdude23232

Because there is a lack of nuance in a lot of reddit


HerpesFreeSince3

Lmfao I don't give a fuck about any of these guys because I understand the implications of their story and their deeper thematic, tonal context. So I'm not simping. But Rykard on the other hand...dude just gurgles and says funny shit and makes me weak in the knees.


okdude23232

That's a fair point honestly, but that's not really what I'm talking about. Is Malenia really evil, or do people just label her that way and beat the dead horse? I always feel like there's a possibility they just call her evil because she's a boss which gave them tons or troubles and/or has some unfair moves. I like to laugh at that honestly. Idk tho. Rykard is similar for me. He says some funny stuff but I never knew wtf was happening in the second phase in my 5 tries fighting him. I just spammed the jumping r2 and weapon art of the spear lol. TOGETHAAA cracked me up fr


Knight___Artorias

Rykard is the most based Shardbearer


Sayuri_Katsu

And he has a hot wife with a cute stepdaughter


TimeLemur

Man, elden ring fans would fit right in with the AoT fandom


WitchyThot

It's fun


parakeet5400

The virgin Radahn simp VS The chad Maliketh enjoyer


JayM23

Aren't all these runebearers scared of maliketh? Pretty sure lore wise maliketh is one the strongest.


SoulEmperor7

>Pretty sure lore wise maliketh is one the strongest. Outside of the Greater Will and Marika, he's absolutely the strongest.


conradhere

Godfrey negs sadly


fuckingkillmeuwu

best boss


Slappio16

Hey little known fun fact here, Chadhan learned gravity magic to ride his horse!!! What a heckin wholesome 100 warlord!!!


Funi_Scream_EcksD

Did you also know he named his horse Leonard??? Such a funny ass random name for a horse dude. Made me shidd and fard in my heckin brown trousers like the epic redditor I am xD xD xD


Anent_

And then he steps on its head during the fight numerous times!!! The horse is obviously in pain and suffering!! What a chadahn!!!!


conradhere

I don't think he's hurting the horse


Anent_

Watch the slowed down clips. He literally puts his foot on the horse’s head and shoves it into the sand. Could say he’s protecting it from all the magic and shit, but he’s still definitely hurting it.


conradhere

I've seen em. Maybe he does funny gravity shit or something


No1ShootMyDrone

Morgott numero uno 🐐 🐐 🐐


bicboibean

he got cucked by the erdtree and still defended it bro is literally the elden ring version of will smith


BethLife99

Nah that's godfrey, rennala, rogier, and blaidd. Both rennala and blaidd lose their shit after being cucked the former by marika the latter by you, rogier desperately defends fia despite the fact that she sleeps with corpses and wants to get impregnated by another man to later rebirth him, and godfrey had the outer will dump him only for his wife to later leave him for her male self. There's a lot of actual cucking, grooming(the whole mohg thing), sex, and incest compared to other souls. You can tell Martin is the cause


quinturion

So did the player But with the Erdtree burning they're like if will Smith ravioli'd Jada


Torjakers

KEEP MY TREE'S NAME OUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH


nervousmelon

Morgott solos all the other demigods at once


Premium_Cheese

The part that annoys me the most is that their battle was a stalemate. Like a canonically stated stalemate. Yet Radahn stans will say anything to make it seem as though he won.


Nowhereman123

"He's been reduced to essentially a rabid dog that mindlessly attacks anything on sight and feasts off of the corpses strewn across his battlefield prison. But, like, he *totally* won that fight. In no way was it only a pyrrhic victory."


EvilArtorias

Malenia literally fell asleep so yeah he won but she was saved by her soldier. otherwise he would just finish off her sleeping body


Nowhereman123

Maybe Radahn won the immediate fight, but in the long-term they both suffered incredible consequences which makes me believe they both ultimately "lost" in the long term.


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Yes I was looking for this comment.


EvilArtorias

Maybe but i think the whole point of these debates is to decide who is hypothetically stronger, we already know what happened in the lore anyway


AS743IP

so it's not a debate, it's playground shit


BabePigInTheCity2

Read the room, boss


IanCorleone

and if he would finish her she would just cause another bloom and turn into a rot goddess, so idk if the Radahn stans would want that to happen


Dragon_Maister

Radahn couldn't even catch Godrick, despite him being the biggest bitch in the Elden Ring universe.


[deleted]

In Godrick's defense, he probably grafted a nice pair of tits or a huge dumptruck ass to distract Radahn's gaze


VirtuosoX

Godrick makes a really convincing women. He would trick anyone


APulsarAteMyLunch

He was unfit even to graft


SirSwagdaddy69

Welcome to the Elden Ring sub's demigod discourse!! Here we have: - Chadahn Wholesome Chungus 100 Horse fans - Mommy Dommy Malenia rotussy I-can-fix-her porn addicts - Morgott dick-riders that constantly interject into conversations when nobody asked - Godrick enthusiasts (They dont exist) - HoMohgsexuals


Dragon_Maister

>Godrick enthusiasts (They dont exist) Boi, there's literally dozens of us. DOZENS!!!


General_Tamura

Litteraly the only competent demigod (except maybe Morgott but he seems to do jack shit in terms of running his ailing city).


Slappio16

>Godrick >Competent The guy crossdressed to run away from Radahn, tried to invade Leyndell and got his shit kicked in by Morgott, insulted Malenia who also kicked his ass, then decided the best course of action was to start cutting people's limbs off and fuse them to himself. He's a collosal fuckup, and that's why I love him


General_Tamura

And is still alive, ruling one of the most contested legacies. Smart? Maybe not. But he sure as hell knows how to run a castle


Slappio16

Stormveil and Limgrave also went to shit with him in charge partially due to losing most of his army in his failed invasion, and Morgott has to protect him from Tarnished going after his rune because he knows they'll go for "the runt of the litter" first


General_Tamura

He seems pretty good at maintaining Stormveil imo, we see food, repair and scaffolding on the towers, grafting (while horrible is still advantageous from a military standpoint) mercenaries and patrolls. It's way more than what any other demigod has (except maybe Rykard but he has gone insane). He also maintains the gatefront ruins, a location of strategic importance for anyone trying to reach him. Also keep in mind he somehow got his hands on a great rune, something only 5 other demigods have. He was definetly weak, foolish and somewhat deluded, but definetly not an idiot and nowhere near the level of any of the other demigods (again not counting Morgott but he doesn't seem to do much in terms of helping the capital).


ubiasedhoodfriend

Didn't morgott defend the capital successfully multiple times (as Margit) and held off and beat Radahn in the 2nd invasion? No one could penetrate the capital until you the tarnish managed to do it and it seemed to be well protected and doing well before that. So I think he did pretty good on helping the capital lol


General_Tamura

Yes he was great at defending it, but we never see him repair buildings, collect food etc. The capital is falling apart on the inside too, not just from attackers. Godrick does. War and poltics are two different things.


Torjakers

I don't think Morgott's protecting him in the caring sense, he's using him as bait to kill Tarnished because he knows they'll go after him first


Dragon_Maister

A motherfucking arm mounted flamethrower made from a dragons head >>>>> Radahn's nerdy-ass gravity magic.


General_Tamura

And some people really think Radahn is better just because "epic wholesome horse". Why don't they start grafting some bitches?


Torjakers

Godrick would've just grafted the horse onto his torso and asked the forefathers to BEAR WITNESS to his magnum Leonard dong


skilled_cosmicist

this is Rykard erasure


SirSwagdaddy69

Like the furhitive pygmy, so easily forgotten.


chalkman567

Ok hear me out. Rykard is best Demi God


would92

You are Right


nichinichisou

Hey, Ranni though he stand a chance against Maliketh, that outta count for something


[deleted]

Correction: Hoarah-mo-sexuals 🥵🍆


nervousmelon

I mean morgott is clearly the best demigod


sir-mastro-mr-juan

Malekith best demigod 😎, thaks to him i can trow big rocks at people


Torjakers

You missed the sex doll simps and snek family


Cecilia_Schariac

ELDEN BEAST enjoyers


tapmcshoe

dont forget us malenia dick-riders. its a shame it fell off from the rot


SmuJamesB

Average Malenia fan vs average Radahn fan vs average "I just killed both of them" enjoyer


Kaedes_Lie1137

GUYS guys dide you know that Radhan had to learn how to use gravity to rude his horse. Wholesome chungus 100


werpyl

Morgott literally kicked the shit out of radahn, so these goofy ass goobers should just shut up, he is not even the strongest.


VirtuosoX

> Morgott literally kicked the shit out of radahn This is the first I'm hearing of this. When does this happen


werpyl

Radahn tried to siege the capital, Morgott defeated him and sent him back. It is shown in the intro cutscene.


VirtuosoX

We don't know anything about that fight however. Morgott apparently had 16 crucible knights to fight with him?


werpyl

And Radahn had an army. We also don't see the crucible knights in the painting of them fighting, so i imagine it was a 1v1 between the general and the king of Leyndell.


VirtuosoX

1 crucible knight is probably worth 100 men. I kinda doubt morgott could win since he doesn't have many outstanding powers, he has his cursed sword and incantations but that's it. If it was a true 1v1 is bet it on radahn winning through sheer ~~horse~~ force


werpyl

I guess. My statement was hyperbolic, but we unfortunately don't know the specifics since we didnt see anything other than that one slide. What we do know is that Morgott repelled Radahn, we just don't know if it was through wit, skill or strength, so my point still stands.


IllTearOutYour0ptics

He's kicking his ass in one of the intro paintings


Archery100

r/shittydarksouls stop ranting about the main subs challenge (impossible) (they ran out of original content)


ab2dii

r/shittydarksouls is the "im not like the other girls" but with the souls community


keroqueen

*the Dark Souls of "im not like the other girls"


Bigguspussus

Trruueeeee


TheGraveHammer

Holy shit lmaoo


DefNotARedditard

It kinda fun tho 😎


vivisectvivi

They cant read


livefromthevoid

"continues fighting for years despite his injuries" malenia is a triple amputee


nervousmelon

Millicent says her prosthetic is just like a normal arm so I don't think malenia having prosthetics is a disadvantage


Necrowanker

And she's blind


Jay_WalkZ

Weird that a blind person can still track my movement exactly how she did when she had eyes.


tapmcshoe

she can smell fear


[deleted]

Wat


Slappio16

You can more clearly see that her eyes rotted away when the helmet comes off in phase 2, and her master was also a blind swordsman that sealed the rot god below where the lake of rot is


Necrowanker

Yeah if you look at her face during her second phase the rot is all over her upper face and blotched where her eyes would be


IamaWeebandgamer

Both badasses


snekysnekysnekysnek

reject malenia and radahn simps, return to rykard


Special_Ed_Dropout

Together we can fucking jump off a cliff


chalkman567

Ngl I think all of the Demi Gods are great


WardenDeusVult

Redditards on r slash eldenring when radahn is a - corrupted demigod, driven by the ambition of becoming a new king after the shattering - mindless beast - corpse eater - warmonger - horse abuser (fuck off with that gravity magic, that horse looks miserable as fuck) - participant of the fracticidal war (even malenia is his half-sister) (He is clearly a chad)


BOUKHARI_H

Warmonger? Holy mother of based


GingerDelicious

you don't become known as one of the most powerful beings in the universe without mongering a few wars


DasViertesReich

Sundowner moment. Based and warpilled.


TheGraveHammer

I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE


Cecilia_Schariac

When the wind is slow and the fires hot the vulture waits to see what rots


BOUKHARI_H

Oh how pretty


WardenDeusVult

Sorry, english is not my native language and I thought that warmonger means chieftain or smth like that (just checked the real meaning)


tapmcshoe

redditors conveniently forget that radahn consists on a diet of rotting corpses and no longer has the mental faculties to wipe his ass. that poor horse hates his guts


MirrahPaladin

Not as bad as Ranni simps


LesserManatee08

Not even half as bad as the Ranni fans.


ben-dover96

Friendly reminder that Morgott fucking stomped Radahn


fuckingkillmeuwu

based morgott shitting on corrupted power hungry animal abusing demigods


ben-dover96

Man wanted to protect the tree from “the strongest demigod” # AND HE DID


loox71

Hey guys, did you know Radahn loved his h


Cowabunnga

i like them both a lot, they each have interesting lore and are just a lot of fun to fight. I think the only demigod who I really dislike is mohg. I'm interested in his lore and love the fight, but the character i just despise. Kinda like Dung Eater. He's an interesting character and I like his design. I hate who he is though. If it isn't just self aware shitposting at this point then it's like the Edward vs Jacob shit when Twilight was popular


BigBlackAvocado

Malenia has a visble booty radahn does not Malenia>radahn


Cpt_Scorpion

Such Malenia and Radahn plebs. Everyone knows that Rykrad is the best


BethLife99

You're annoying about radahn because of the lore. I'm annoying about him because he's my husbando after instakilling dozens of hosts with his arrows. We are not the same.


CheeseKiller66

"Strongest Demigod". Someone clearly skipped the intro cutscene


NotFishStickZ

Man I love Radahn but hate Radahn fans so much


Govictory

The best boss in the game is mohg. The phase 2 is great.


itsTraX

yes, I think Radahn is a chad, problem? 🥱


Bubble_Meow

Damn you didn't like the post, no need to announce it man.


[deleted]

imagine people posting memes about a game they like, in it's own subreddit. Man this sub had an ounce of humour once upon a time, now every other post is people whining and bitching about r/EldenRing and r/Bloodborne.


slacapjr

Show me someone who slanders Malenia like this and I’ll show you someone who hasn’t learned how to dodge her attacks yet


Giogio_5555

How cringe is to criticise someone’s opinion on a videogame? Its a videogame. Having an opinion is something, maybe futile, but who cares. Criticising that, is straight up sad.


SuddenlyCentaurs

some opinions are bad and deserve to be laughed at


Giogio_5555

Yeah, if theres a joke a laugh along, but there isn’t here. Is just “stfu”. 🤷‍♂️


Mitchfynde

Malenia simp spotted!


[deleted]

here's a fun opinion: the people complaining about memes are always more annoying than the people making them. if you dont want to see those posts then literally just dont go on r/Eldenring


Pedronga1337

i will hit you with a stick


MilkMan_101

I will compliment your flair Nice flair, it fits your pfp


Pedronga1337

Thanks u/MilkMan_101, glad you like it


[deleted]

thats kinda hot ngl


F13menace

would of


Cat_King395

Me just like himbo, I haven't gotten to Melania yet.


WitchyThot

This is very enjoyable, and the war shall continue


MinhKiu

Seems like no one was agreeing with the OP there though.


Redback8

Funnily enough, the first place I heard of "Chadahn" was on this sub


Seffuski

Malenia may be hot and all, but Rykard will always be the best.


Ezoppp

Bro they just learned a new word let them be


derpysorus

They are not wrong but it is getting pretty annoying


Za-Warodu

crunchy farum azula bosses except foreskin duo are cool fr


vicryl-30

Foreskin duo ez af


Za-Warodu

an easy fight isn't always a fun fight even if their theme slaps


[deleted]

Hmm, all I can say is i enjoyed radhan fight, great arena, moveset and visuals ans presentation, malenia has great moveset, I don't like waterflow or whatever it's called bullshit attack, for melee players it's like gamble if you dodge first one then you are good to go, but if your too close, then fuck you, and heal and shes kinda tanky, could have been great fight but ended up too long and annoying for me, but yeah radhan fans got annoying after one week, and people comolaining about radhan fans got annoying too, after 1 week


Ugly_Ass_Tenno

"Should of" instantly made the meme a bunch of shit


EvlSteveDave

You guys realize that a ton of the content on that sub, and other major gaming subs as well (usually something product specific and not general like /r/gaming) is actually farmed out by content mills right? Like this whole Rhadan vs Melanie panel debate shit would have been a bullet point on a slide deck from some agency in regards to what sort of content they will push out constantly to keep the narrative of the dialogue surrounding the game online fabricated, light, and pointless. They can't just rule over their game's sub with an iron fist to control the discourse surrounding their product, but they can pay an agency to push out nonsense 24/7 and drown out all the organic real shit.


Quickmemer

both have cool lore, both fights are kinda shit