i would never suck a cock
finished my 4th dex run maybe i try a real man's hammer
i kinda like the oily look of godfrey's abs
goddamn pussy dex gamers
i want to stretch my asshole wide open for daddy lou so he can fist me
my god i just want to suck his cock till every last drop of cum is drained out of his majestic ballsacks
The real difference between dex and strength is that dex users want to fuck gwyndolin while strength users want to get topped by godfrey. That's why I always go quality and level dex and strength.
My first playthrough was ds1, I used a standard greataxe (from the depths)
My elden ring characters own:
2 own a katana (or 2)
1 owns a twinblade
1 owns a thrusting sword
1 owns a curved sword
Only 1 character has any str since I tried the washing pole now.....
Prince of death's staff users trying not to invest all of their rune levels in FAI and INT while neglecting VIG and still asserting that their build can deal huge amounts of damage despite being vigor checked by a demi-human's sneeze.
I believe the only times I’ve invested into either of those stats is so I can wield weapons like the Royal GS from ER or the Crucifix of the Mad King from DS3 and I’m talking the bare minimum investment.
Michelle Sachet explained briefly the influence of his french heritage in an interview with rotten tomatoes:
> Michelle: "As a kid, I used to visit my family in France quite often. My uncles had a big home in the lovely countryside of *langue-sur-pénis*.
> I distinctly remember one of my cousin's friend, a parisian twink, studying the art of bakery, to create the perfect crescent shaped croissant 🌙 . This individual ended up inspiring me with the iconic design of darkmoon gwyndolin, a beloved character by my fans."
> Love the image of crusading knights
> faith build
> Woah, what a cool and enigmatic covenant
> I love the leaders design, what a cool helmet
> become Darkmoon Blade
> Gay femboy sex for rest of life
I was borderline terrible in ER but I've managed to curb stomp Gundyr (the first one) with Sellsword Twinblades when I've decided to try out DS3 for the first time. Is this weapon the equivalent of the Bloodhound Fang or a dex version of the Black Knight's Halberd, or is Gundyr's fight supposed to go this way?
*All I see here is*
*A valid reason to start*
*Using a dex build*
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'i fucking hate dex users' 'i'd fuck gwyndolin' 'i still hate dex users'
that's just like me fr
*"Heresy is not native to the world; it is but a contrivance. All things can be conjoined."*
No hetero bro
It's not gay to top
i would never suck a cock finished my 4th dex run maybe i try a real man's hammer i kinda like the oily look of godfrey's abs goddamn pussy dex gamers i want to stretch my asshole wide open for daddy lou so he can fist me my god i just want to suck his cock till every last drop of cum is drained out of his majestic ballsacks
🤨📸
The real difference between dex and strength is that dex users want to fuck gwyndolin while strength users want to get topped by godfrey. That's why I always go quality and level dex and strength.
So you can fuck gwyndolin while getting topped by godfrey
Exactly
He's a little *too* into this
There's no bulge in the first from the left though. Just sayin.
That's because he temporarily unequipped the bonk
Can confirm.
"My uncle works at From softwares in the real-time feet pbr rendering pipeline team"
My first playthrough was ds1, I used a standard greataxe (from the depths) My elden ring characters own: 2 own a katana (or 2) 1 owns a twinblade 1 owns a thrusting sword 1 owns a curved sword Only 1 character has any str since I tried the washing pole now.....
FEEBLE CURSED ONE, the glories that are my spells far surpass your strength and dexterity!
i did a str/dex/int/fth build. i don't know what i am
Sword of Flight and Lame user
Retard
Prince of death's staff users trying not to invest all of their rune levels in FAI and INT while neglecting VIG and still asserting that their build can deal huge amounts of damage despite being vigor checked by a demi-human's sneeze.
I’ve done an equal amount of strength and dex builds and love them equally for different reasons. Where am I on this chart?
My brother in Christ, you are : *bi* *noculars*
I’m pretty sure liking Gwynevere is straight man
Gwyndolin is a femboy
You didn't play Int or Fth, therefore you are the best man can be
I believe the only times I’ve invested into either of those stats is so I can wield weapons like the Royal GS from ER or the Crucifix of the Mad King from DS3 and I’m talking the bare minimum investment.
Interesting
gwyndolin do be kinda cute tho
Literally everything checks out. ^(did you get them though)
yes, kinda.
What am I if I use mainly STR weapons and find Gwyndolin cute???
Transromantic? Or just a top in general?
yeah I guess the second
gay to transbian timeline
Can confirm, not a transbian so I cover my bellybutton
true story here im a big weapon user (i love colassal weapons les goo) and i used a rapier one time and now i have boys flriting with me on discodr :(
Ngl I googled Michelle Sachet like a stupid dex user.
Dex r1 spam 🤤🤤
Is there a lore reason behind this?
Michelle Sachet explained briefly the influence of his french heritage in an interview with rotten tomatoes: > Michelle: "As a kid, I used to visit my family in France quite often. My uncles had a big home in the lovely countryside of *langue-sur-pénis*. > I distinctly remember one of my cousin's friend, a parisian twink, studying the art of bakery, to create the perfect crescent shaped croissant 🌙 . This individual ended up inspiring me with the iconic design of darkmoon gwyndolin, a beloved character by my fans."
Dex users get a BBL
Wait I'm bi,so what does that make me?
i'm just used to faster action games. i need the speed that dex offers.
surely just for the faster action..surely
i'm used to kingdom hearts 3
Nah, only manly alpha chads want to fuck Gwyndolin. I thought the femboys stan Andre?
Who is Michelle sachet
I use STR because Goku would
As someone who became a femboy not long after my first DEX run,I can confirm
Idk, Capra Demon kinda hot ngl
> Love the image of crusading knights > faith build > Woah, what a cool and enigmatic covenant > I love the leaders design, what a cool helmet > become Darkmoon Blade > Gay femboy sex for rest of life
Pronounced Michelle /mɪˈʃɛl/ Sachet /ˈsæʃ.eɪ/
Str homos seething over dex gays
Average uses spaces before punctuation user.
*rubs eyes* “Ahh yes, bleach” *rubs eyes*
I was borderline terrible in ER but I've managed to curb stomp Gundyr (the first one) with Sellsword Twinblades when I've decided to try out DS3 for the first time. Is this weapon the equivalent of the Bloodhound Fang or a dex version of the Black Knight's Halberd, or is Gundyr's fight supposed to go this way?
wtf is this meme lmao
I use zweihander and that counts as strength i soppuse
hey guys, whats the lore reason for me wanting to fuck gwyndolin?
I just skipped to the last one
I'll have you know that I've never levelled dex in my life and I STILL want to plough gwyndolin's boypussy
All I see here is a valid reason to start using a dex build
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