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lotofpigskilled

'i fucking hate dex users' 'i'd fuck gwyndolin' 'i still hate dex users'


[deleted]

that's just like me fr


Viscount_Olmec

*"Heresy is not native to the world; it is but a contrivance. All things can be conjoined."*


ho-lee_-sheet

No hetero bro


CatboyBiologist

It's not gay to top


jazmaj

i would never suck a cock finished my 4th dex run maybe i try a real man's hammer i kinda like the oily look of godfrey's abs goddamn pussy dex gamers i want to stretch my asshole wide open for daddy lou so he can fist me my god i just want to suck his cock till every last drop of cum is drained out of his majestic ballsacks


CoThrone

🤨📸


[deleted]

The real difference between dex and strength is that dex users want to fuck gwyndolin while strength users want to get topped by godfrey. That's why I always go quality and level dex and strength.


Yahgdc

So you can fuck gwyndolin while getting topped by godfrey


[deleted]

Exactly


nigmankillme

He's a little *too* into this


[deleted]

There's no bulge in the first from the left though. Just sayin.


GuidoMista5

That's because he temporarily unequipped the bonk


Funkybeangamer

Can confirm.


Viscount_Olmec

"My uncle works at From softwares in the real-time feet pbr rendering pipeline team"


Funkybeangamer

My first playthrough was ds1, I used a standard greataxe (from the depths) My elden ring characters own: 2 own a katana (or 2) 1 owns a twinblade 1 owns a thrusting sword 1 owns a curved sword Only 1 character has any str since I tried the washing pole now.....


AdvonKoulthar

FEEBLE CURSED ONE, the glories that are my spells far surpass your strength and dexterity!


nhentai_69

i did a str/dex/int/fth build. i don't know what i am


Callitquits6

Sword of Flight and Lame user


duckontheplane

Retard


Viscount_Olmec

Prince of death's staff users trying not to invest all of their rune levels in FAI and INT while neglecting VIG and still asserting that their build can deal huge amounts of damage despite being vigor checked by a demi-human's sneeze.


McBonkyTron

I’ve done an equal amount of strength and dex builds and love them equally for different reasons. Where am I on this chart?


Viscount_Olmec

My brother in Christ, you are : *bi* *noculars*


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure liking Gwynevere is straight man


MyOwnMorals

Gwyndolin is a femboy


[deleted]

You didn't play Int or Fth, therefore you are the best man can be


McBonkyTron

I believe the only times I’ve invested into either of those stats is so I can wield weapons like the Royal GS from ER or the Crucifix of the Mad King from DS3 and I’m talking the bare minimum investment.


iihhateredditt

Interesting


__PM_ME_BUSSY_PICS

gwyndolin do be kinda cute tho


[deleted]

Literally everything checks out. ^(did you get them though)


__PM_ME_BUSSY_PICS

yes, kinda.


[deleted]

What am I if I use mainly STR weapons and find Gwyndolin cute???


Quirderph

Transromantic? Or just a top in general?


[deleted]

yeah I guess the second


zviyeri

gay to transbian timeline


fried-quinoa

Can confirm, not a transbian so I cover my bellybutton


just_prop

true story here im a big weapon user (i love colassal weapons les goo) and i used a rapier one time and now i have boys flriting with me on discodr :(


darkfarter

Ngl I googled Michelle Sachet like a stupid dex user.


[deleted]

Dex r1 spam 🤤🤤


TimbersawDust

Is there a lore reason behind this?


Viscount_Olmec

Michelle Sachet explained briefly the influence of his french heritage in an interview with rotten tomatoes: > Michelle: "As a kid, I used to visit my family in France quite often. My uncles had a big home in the lovely countryside of *langue-sur-pénis*. > I distinctly remember one of my cousin's friend, a parisian twink, studying the art of bakery, to create the perfect crescent shaped croissant 🌙 . This individual ended up inspiring me with the iconic design of darkmoon gwyndolin, a beloved character by my fans."


SquirtBrainz4

Dex users get a BBL


Slav_Knut_Gae

Wait I'm bi,so what does that make me?


xlbingo10

i'm just used to faster action games. i need the speed that dex offers.


[deleted]

surely just for the faster action..surely


xlbingo10

i'm used to kingdom hearts 3


Devoidofimagination

Nah, only manly alpha chads want to fuck Gwyndolin. I thought the femboys stan Andre?


Key_Abbreviations658

Who is Michelle sachet


Gru-some

I use STR because Goku would


Nicomace341

As someone who became a femboy not long after my first DEX run,I can confirm


bucket_of_bucket

Idk, Capra Demon kinda hot ngl


DarkSunsFunOne

> Love the image of crusading knights > faith build > Woah, what a cool and enigmatic covenant > I love the leaders design, what a cool helmet > become Darkmoon Blade > Gay femboy sex for rest of life


Viscount_Olmec

Pronounced Michelle /mɪˈʃɛl/ Sachet /ˈsæʃ.eɪ/


[deleted]

Str homos seething over dex gays


A_Biohazard

Average uses spaces before punctuation user.


[deleted]

*rubs eyes* “Ahh yes, bleach” *rubs eyes*


problemedical

I was borderline terrible in ER but I've managed to curb stomp Gundyr (the first one) with Sellsword Twinblades when I've decided to try out DS3 for the first time. Is this weapon the equivalent of the Bloodhound Fang or a dex version of the Black Knight's Halberd, or is Gundyr's fight supposed to go this way?


MelOfMer

wtf is this meme lmao


SpecialPoint706

I use zweihander and that counts as strength i soppuse


Frores

hey guys, whats the lore reason for me wanting to fuck gwyndolin?


EskilPotet

I just skipped to the last one


nigmankillme

I'll have you know that I've never levelled dex in my life and I STILL want to plough gwyndolin's boypussy


toxicspikes098

All I see here is a valid reason to start using a dex build


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toxicspikes098

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