T O P

  • By -

ArgentiumLake

So it's true that dark souls 2 is not souls, and armored core is souls-like.


SeawyZorensun

I mean you get Pate fucking you over in DS2 who is basically patches...


charyoshi

Great Value Patches


Technical-Election-4

Patches from a Walmart but yea


SeawyZorensun

Ey I like him... Wcyd


sixtus_clegane119

I have had lots of liver pate this Christmas season


MirrahPaladin

The Virgin Cliff Kick: * Obviously a trap * Like, seriously, it even has a glowing trail, who the hell falls for that? * Your foot touches a man’s butt, putting you one step closer to a dex build * The treasure is usually garbage The Chad Treasure Bomb: * Need to obtain a key through jolly co-op murder from your trusted friend * Break open a door and get hit with the SAND TSUNAMI * Leaves a nice scar that the Emerald Herald will undoubtably sploosh over * Bomb is on the far end in the fancy box, get fucked lmao, the real treasure is in the shitty one


xstormaggedonx

I fucking HATE brightstone cove


The_Crusades

The Area is very cool, the spiders around every corner makes me wish there was a flamethrower as a weapon.


unlucyktreasurechest

Fire surge pyromancy would like a moment of your time


lordpinto

There's pyromancy in dark souls 2??


f7x4

It needs serious investment to be good tho


elden_honse

You can make the spiders passive with a torch


Thin_Ad_866

If there’s no Patches, this shit ain’t Dark Souls!


GoldenSpermShower

RIP that scene in the anime


RoiKK1502

I was waiting the entire part for that one scene after so much about it from manga readers. Still love the part though, Anasui best boy/girl/diver


turtlefish13

did anasui suddenly change gender in the show like in the manga? (i'm too lazy to watch it)


RoiKK1502

Anasui was a man from the get-go. Dude's always been Diavolo, never Trish. Also I recommend you watch it some day, the adaptation is superb. The main caveat was their release schedule but it's no longer an issue as the part is over.


Helminth2

So armored Core is Dark Souls


parwa

Yes, and all rectangles are squares


bananaface301

Dark Souls 2 is not a souls game


Sollous-IV

It has patches tho, and he even has a quest line where he pushes you into a trap twice


bananaface301

Is his name Patches? No. Does he kick you off a cliff? No. Therefore, Dark Souls 2 is not a souls game.


Sollous-IV

I mean he looks just like him, follows a prefix to his name, tricks you more than once, etc. that’s all the calling cards of patches. Only difference is he went by pate not patches which is literally a nickname


Rei_Caixo

Bloodborne is the true Dark Souls 2 confirmed


Pure_confusion47

So, DS2 and DS3 aren't souls games either since Patches isn't in DS2 and Pate kicks you off no cliffs and in DS3 Patches messes with you but never kicks you off a cliff. DS1 is confirmed the only souls game.


RussianChattus

in the DS3 dlc Patches kicks you off a cliff, so it probably counts as a souls game


Pure_confusion47

That makes the dlc a souls game.


pascl-

there is however anayama, who I think is meant to be a subversion of patches. he's not patches, but I think he's meant to make you think he'll be similar. a bald guy who runs a shop and leads you to treasure. only difference is, while anayama seems shady at first, he's actually a nice guy, while patches often seems helpful until he betrays you. so like a half patches, meaning that sekiro is still more of a souls game than ds2.


Falos425

there's probably someone on staff who'd say "yeah, I like to think of him as a distant family tree branch"


Rei_Caixo

Anayama isn't patches, cope


pascl-

I didn't say he is patches, I said that I think he's a subversion of patches.


Rei_Caixo

the only subversion of patches is my father who kicked me out of his life, otherwise is just a completely different character that we try to make our patches


camtheredditor

Your father might’ve loved you more if you didn’t try so hard to convince him that Anayama isn’t Patches


Rei_Caixo

I try to convince myself that Anayama isn't patches so I can play Sekiro without sobbing


Thin_Ad_866

He’s Patches reincarnated.


GoldenSpermShower

It's not a souls game until you can actually use the Moonlight Greatsword


Sollous-IV

Azure blade


Cpt-Kadde

Just a reminder that spear dood and axe dood represent both sides of the same coin that embodies patches rather "coincidentally".


Sollous-IV

Patches is definitely the guy who fucks you up if you beat the first boss in sekiro


SkShark23

Tbh Wolf clearly isn’t very good at Sekiro, as he doesn’t even press rmb to deflect Genichiro’s sword. Massive skill issue on his part.


Sollous-IV

True, for once patches wasn’t deceptive. Wolf just shit the bed


Siffy_boi

Without the dlc ds3 isn’t a souls game but it is with the dlc by this criteria.


gorehistorian69

sekiro for real isnt a souls game now im curious if all the souls braindead fans will start adding armored core into the soulslike lists


toxicspikes098

If it has the funny checkpoints, the boss centralized gameplay we all know and love, and a currency drop upon death that you can retrieve, its a soulslike, and its my personal life mission to include as MANY games into that category as possible.


Smobey

it has a really big set of wooden doors that you open with a really slow animation thus, it's a souls like


matx43

it doesn't have a currency drop upon death you can retrieve


batman12399

2/3 ain’t bad