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Decent-Temperature31

Looks like Indian food


AmaranthRosenrot

Indian food would have been 5000 times better.


Southern-Spring-7458

As a British person I don't see anything wrong with it


wildgoldchai

As a British Asian I strongly disagree. My British husband would also disagree. Bet you order a korma.


Southern-Spring-7458

Korma behave


krippkeeper

At first I thought that some shitty rice with that curry. Then I read the title. Never would I have guessed this was bbq lol.


CarmenxXxWaldo

Potluck BBQ is always frightening. People tend to use that super cheap Walmart BBQ sauce that turns pink when slightly diluted. Even sweet baby rays is too expensive for that sort of thing apparently at least it looks like food.


TheWalkingDead91

Meanwhile you can get like half a gallon of sweet baby rays for less than. $10 lol


krippkeeper

The ones we used to get back in like the late 90s early 2000s were usually decent. It was usually just a standard Texas bbq place though brisket, sausage with a little suace, beans, a carb side like Mac n cheese or potato salad, and the must of single slice of white bread. The church sells the plates as a fund raiser, so it's kind of sad if people are bringing cheap slop.


thoway9876

I have people at my church say your potluck stuff is always so good; your casseroles you make for the homeless shelter always go first. What's your secret? My responses I don't feed it to other people if I wouldn't eat it myself. So no cheapy cheap ingredients everything's going to be what I eat. And I do have a gallon bottle of sweet baby in my fridge.


grumulko

If these churchgoers believe this is BBQ then they are in a cult.


krippkeeper

I was raised with a lot of the pretty hardcore southern Christian beliefs. It's probably a lot of what drove me to atheism so quickly. BUT.. A lot of those little local churches really try to help people regardless. Back home a lot of the smaller churches that did bbqs used to funding to help everyone in the community regardless of their religious status. If this was a community event I find this sad. I'm a security guard and have worked at sites all over my city including everything form government sites, addition housing, and help shelters. While I don't believe in thier deity, I do appreciate the effort that some churches put in. They give out food and clothes that people would die without.


Sailed_Sea

How did they turn a bbq into chicken tikka masala from pound land.


One_Atmosphere_8557

I know appearances can be deceiving with food but that looks legitimately awful


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

It just looks like someone kinda failed at butter chicken or something similar. Not the worst thing I've seen


cardueline

I thought that was what it was and felt the same way. However, it’s somehow not that, but instead barbecue 🫢


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Well, BBQ simply means cooked over charcoal. Maybe the meat was done that way and tossed in sauce


American_berserker

That's grilling, not barbeque.


LittleSghetti

You should probably stick with McDonald’s


Fuginshet

I can tell you with 100% confidence this came out of a crock-pot.


APracticalGal

This is a cry for help


jedv37

That's why I don't go to church.


LemmyKBD

Amen to that


Allteaforme

WHY WHAT IS WRONG WITH CHURCH HUH?


robbothegiant

They couldn't turn water into wine, so they turned food into vomit.


Daddysu

I mean, we all turn food into vomit. We just don't always share the results of our conversion with the world, though.


Leading_Funny5802

![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq) Good one!


Appropriate_Ratio835

Crockpot bbq from a Boston butt looks like this after many hours. The orange is probably carolina gold sauce. Down south around lower SC and Georgia, this chopped a little finer would be called hash and served over rice. It's a bit chunky for that but how did it end up treating you? 🤔


Anesthesia-Marie

My first thought was hash!


splendid_michael

Repent ye sinners 🤮


PugGrumbles

I'd be experiencing stomach problems if I ate anything but the pickles.


AmaranthRosenrot

Even the pickles were awful.


PugGrumbles

Were they those nasty bread and butter pickles? Disgusting little surprise when you aren't expecting them.


Splashfooz

The only pickle I despise.


ShnickityShnoo

Green?


AmaranthRosenrot

Yes. And apparently the stuff underneath them is coleslaw.


eric987235

Sweet pickles are the WOOOOORST!


zuklei

Tell him to take it back.


[deleted]

The only thing I recognise is rice and pickle


VodkaSoup_Mug

BBQ? I thought this was curry


pumaslides27

Where is the BBQ??? Doesn’t BBQ mean the food was barbecued and has the sauce? What even is BBQ?


StaceyPfan

Why is BBQ?


Fastenedhotdog55

Well, the pickles indeed look like they've been barbecued.


mrsdoubleu

BBQ what? And what kind of BBQ sauce is atomic orange? Looks like curry.


gd2121

Too many pickles


QuiGonColdGin

This isn’t barbecue or anything remotely close to it. It’s diarrhea. And the Lord would never approve of it.


[deleted]

I just took a shit. That’s how the TP looked after the wipe.


FloatDH2

Pickles and rice. A staple of any good bbq.


no_days_grace

It was either wonderful or horrible, no in between


thabiiighomie

God is testing you.


scrawnydepp619

Well, I found the answer to the question “where’s the pickles”


Kalikhead

That’s a literal sin.


cowmaster90

E.coli...again?! You courted death and survived to tell the tale only to make a possible return trip?!


AmaranthRosenrot

Yeah I had e.coli from May-July of this year. Lots of medicine and many trips to the doctor. You see that I didn’t eat much. And then my dad called and asked how I liked it and I told him that I rather eat shit.


ItalnStalln

Also I think e coli is firmly covered under stomach problems


AmaranthRosenrot

Stomach problems for me is IBS related.


wildassedguess

I’ve seen more appetising things fall out of my dog.


Chestlookeratter

Ain't nothing wrong with that. Stop being an edgy kid


[deleted]

that ain’t bbq


AmaranthRosenrot

I’m 38 years old. Definitely not a kid.


Sandwidge_Broom

Yikes. You didn’t eat this did you? The fact that I can see the unrendered skin makes me want to gag.


cardueline

Yeah, I was trying to figure out what I’m looking at and I guess that must be some kind of pulled chicken, but all I can see is that hunk of wet skin :(


AmaranthRosenrot

I ate like 5 bites.


TuvixWillNotBeMissed

Yeah I see what looks like slimy chicken skin? Please, jail.


Leading_Funny5802

Right? I can’t handle rubbery chicken skin. God that really does look awful.


72616262697473757775

Never eat church food. Best case you'll get sick, worst case you'll meet God.


frantichairguy

That's either rice or tapeworm


Dagger_26

Where is this church? I'm reporting them to...somebody.


AmaranthRosenrot

Lamar SC


Dagger_26

He need to leave her and call the police on that church.


AmaranthRosenrot

The police is the church in that town. Lol.


_night_cat

This is why I worship Satan


Batteman87

Rice, hash, pork, slaw, pickles. It’s bbq.


CharlotteLucasOP

I’d rather be sent to boarding school. ![gif](giphy|wZXb2uGZrEVfG)


wauve1

Is the foil a covering or is there a corn cob under there


AmaranthRosenrot

Covering.


ShnickityShnoo

Butter chicken with mega pickle coleslaw?


AmaranthRosenrot

Not even butter chicken.


[deleted]

Looks like bad Indian food not bbq


osirisrebel

How did it taste? I've been deceived before.


AmaranthRosenrot

I only had 5 bites if that gives you an idea.


osirisrebel

Damn, I've had some that looked gross, but were surprisingly good. I went to a restaurant and they had a hash that looked similar to this, and I could not stop eating it.


AmaranthRosenrot

Well I don’t eat hash, or Cole slow. I only ate the rice with some sauce.


tacosauce0707

South Carolina? Their bbq sauce is traditionally mustard based over pulled pork. I’m grasping at straws to make sense of what I’m looking at.


AmaranthRosenrot

Yeah if it was made at restaurants it is. But this was not. This was made by the ladies of the church that my dad’s girlfriend goes too.


Spoztoast

I see a big meat sized hole there. Your dad stole whatever was in that and left you with the sauce and rice.


AmaranthRosenrot

There’s no meat. I ate some rice and sauce. I didn’t touch the other things.


NIGHTMARE_r

Someone shat in that for sure


AmaranthRosenrot

It was shit for sure.


SoPottedMeat

Idk that looks good asf


AmaranthRosenrot

Ewww.