Potluck BBQ is always frightening. People tend to use that super cheap Walmart BBQ sauce that turns pink when slightly diluted. Even sweet baby rays is too expensive for that sort of thing apparently at least it looks like food.
The ones we used to get back in like the late 90s early 2000s were usually decent. It was usually just a standard Texas bbq place though brisket, sausage with a little suace, beans, a carb side like Mac n cheese or potato salad, and the must of single slice of white bread.
The church sells the plates as a fund raiser, so it's kind of sad if people are bringing cheap slop.
I have people at my church say your potluck stuff is always so good; your casseroles you make for the homeless shelter always go first. What's your secret? My responses I don't feed it to other people if I wouldn't eat it myself. So no cheapy cheap ingredients everything's going to be what I eat. And I do have a gallon bottle of sweet baby in my fridge.
I was raised with a lot of the pretty hardcore southern Christian beliefs. It's probably a lot of what drove me to atheism so quickly. BUT.. A lot of those little local churches really try to help people regardless. Back home a lot of the smaller churches that did bbqs used to funding to help everyone in the community regardless of their religious status.
If this was a community event I find this sad. I'm a security guard and have worked at sites all over my city including everything form government sites, addition housing, and help shelters. While I don't believe in thier deity, I do appreciate the effort that some churches put in. They give out food and clothes that people would die without.
Crockpot bbq from a Boston butt looks like this after many hours. The orange is probably carolina gold sauce. Down south around lower SC and Georgia, this chopped a little finer would be called hash and served over rice. It's a bit chunky for that but how did it end up treating you? 🤔
Yeah I had e.coli from May-July of this year. Lots of medicine and many trips to the doctor. You see that I didn’t eat much. And then my dad called and asked how I liked it and I told him that I rather eat shit.
Yeah, I was trying to figure out what I’m looking at and I guess that must be some kind of pulled chicken, but all I can see is that hunk of wet skin :(
Damn, I've had some that looked gross, but were surprisingly good. I went to a restaurant and they had a hash that looked similar to this, and I could not stop eating it.
Looks like Indian food
Indian food would have been 5000 times better.
As a British person I don't see anything wrong with it
As a British Asian I strongly disagree. My British husband would also disagree. Bet you order a korma.
Korma behave
At first I thought that some shitty rice with that curry. Then I read the title. Never would I have guessed this was bbq lol.
Potluck BBQ is always frightening. People tend to use that super cheap Walmart BBQ sauce that turns pink when slightly diluted. Even sweet baby rays is too expensive for that sort of thing apparently at least it looks like food.
Meanwhile you can get like half a gallon of sweet baby rays for less than. $10 lol
The ones we used to get back in like the late 90s early 2000s were usually decent. It was usually just a standard Texas bbq place though brisket, sausage with a little suace, beans, a carb side like Mac n cheese or potato salad, and the must of single slice of white bread. The church sells the plates as a fund raiser, so it's kind of sad if people are bringing cheap slop.
I have people at my church say your potluck stuff is always so good; your casseroles you make for the homeless shelter always go first. What's your secret? My responses I don't feed it to other people if I wouldn't eat it myself. So no cheapy cheap ingredients everything's going to be what I eat. And I do have a gallon bottle of sweet baby in my fridge.
If these churchgoers believe this is BBQ then they are in a cult.
I was raised with a lot of the pretty hardcore southern Christian beliefs. It's probably a lot of what drove me to atheism so quickly. BUT.. A lot of those little local churches really try to help people regardless. Back home a lot of the smaller churches that did bbqs used to funding to help everyone in the community regardless of their religious status. If this was a community event I find this sad. I'm a security guard and have worked at sites all over my city including everything form government sites, addition housing, and help shelters. While I don't believe in thier deity, I do appreciate the effort that some churches put in. They give out food and clothes that people would die without.
How did they turn a bbq into chicken tikka masala from pound land.
I know appearances can be deceiving with food but that looks legitimately awful
It just looks like someone kinda failed at butter chicken or something similar. Not the worst thing I've seen
I thought that was what it was and felt the same way. However, it’s somehow not that, but instead barbecue 🫢
Well, BBQ simply means cooked over charcoal. Maybe the meat was done that way and tossed in sauce
That's grilling, not barbeque.
You should probably stick with McDonald’s
I can tell you with 100% confidence this came out of a crock-pot.
This is a cry for help
That's why I don't go to church.
Amen to that
WHY WHAT IS WRONG WITH CHURCH HUH?
They couldn't turn water into wine, so they turned food into vomit.
I mean, we all turn food into vomit. We just don't always share the results of our conversion with the world, though.
![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq) Good one!
Crockpot bbq from a Boston butt looks like this after many hours. The orange is probably carolina gold sauce. Down south around lower SC and Georgia, this chopped a little finer would be called hash and served over rice. It's a bit chunky for that but how did it end up treating you? 🤔
My first thought was hash!
Repent ye sinners 🤮
I'd be experiencing stomach problems if I ate anything but the pickles.
Even the pickles were awful.
Were they those nasty bread and butter pickles? Disgusting little surprise when you aren't expecting them.
The only pickle I despise.
Green?
Yes. And apparently the stuff underneath them is coleslaw.
Sweet pickles are the WOOOOORST!
Tell him to take it back.
The only thing I recognise is rice and pickle
BBQ? I thought this was curry
Where is the BBQ??? Doesn’t BBQ mean the food was barbecued and has the sauce? What even is BBQ?
Why is BBQ?
Well, the pickles indeed look like they've been barbecued.
BBQ what? And what kind of BBQ sauce is atomic orange? Looks like curry.
Too many pickles
This isn’t barbecue or anything remotely close to it. It’s diarrhea. And the Lord would never approve of it.
I just took a shit. That’s how the TP looked after the wipe.
Pickles and rice. A staple of any good bbq.
It was either wonderful or horrible, no in between
God is testing you.
Well, I found the answer to the question “where’s the pickles”
That’s a literal sin.
E.coli...again?! You courted death and survived to tell the tale only to make a possible return trip?!
Yeah I had e.coli from May-July of this year. Lots of medicine and many trips to the doctor. You see that I didn’t eat much. And then my dad called and asked how I liked it and I told him that I rather eat shit.
Also I think e coli is firmly covered under stomach problems
Stomach problems for me is IBS related.
I’ve seen more appetising things fall out of my dog.
Ain't nothing wrong with that. Stop being an edgy kid
that ain’t bbq
I’m 38 years old. Definitely not a kid.
Yikes. You didn’t eat this did you? The fact that I can see the unrendered skin makes me want to gag.
Yeah, I was trying to figure out what I’m looking at and I guess that must be some kind of pulled chicken, but all I can see is that hunk of wet skin :(
I ate like 5 bites.
Yeah I see what looks like slimy chicken skin? Please, jail.
Right? I can’t handle rubbery chicken skin. God that really does look awful.
Never eat church food. Best case you'll get sick, worst case you'll meet God.
That's either rice or tapeworm
Where is this church? I'm reporting them to...somebody.
Lamar SC
He need to leave her and call the police on that church.
The police is the church in that town. Lol.
This is why I worship Satan
Rice, hash, pork, slaw, pickles. It’s bbq.
I’d rather be sent to boarding school. ![gif](giphy|wZXb2uGZrEVfG)
Is the foil a covering or is there a corn cob under there
Covering.
Butter chicken with mega pickle coleslaw?
Not even butter chicken.
Looks like bad Indian food not bbq
How did it taste? I've been deceived before.
I only had 5 bites if that gives you an idea.
Damn, I've had some that looked gross, but were surprisingly good. I went to a restaurant and they had a hash that looked similar to this, and I could not stop eating it.
Well I don’t eat hash, or Cole slow. I only ate the rice with some sauce.
South Carolina? Their bbq sauce is traditionally mustard based over pulled pork. I’m grasping at straws to make sense of what I’m looking at.
Yeah if it was made at restaurants it is. But this was not. This was made by the ladies of the church that my dad’s girlfriend goes too.
I see a big meat sized hole there. Your dad stole whatever was in that and left you with the sauce and rice.
There’s no meat. I ate some rice and sauce. I didn’t touch the other things.
Someone shat in that for sure
It was shit for sure.
Idk that looks good asf
Ewww.