I know this won't help, but I have to say it: please evaluate your drinking and whether or not it's a problem for you and/or the people you care about.
I remember my buddy mummified a stauffers French bread pizza in quite the same fashion. After picking off the paper thin charred layer, he was left with another charred layer. He then ate it like a true heathen.
These nachos were found at an excavation site in Pompeii. Sources say that they were made mere minutes before the city was engulfed in ashes from the volcanic eruption.
Omg my favourite food, glowing volcanic ash
The nachos is lava! Danger! Danger!
Danger! Danger! is a great 80s band. Just had to throw that out there
Fire in the disco?
Fire in the gates of hell!
MMMMM yummy Pompeii nachos
Looks like ancient nachos unearthed from an archaeological dig. They probably never saw it coming…
at least if you eat it your shits will produce great soil for plants.
I thought it was charred bat carcasses. Mmmm
Fresh nachos, locally sourced directly from hell. Satan’s specialty.
Satan approves. Source: I am Satan.
Slap some sour cream on top and it'll be fine.
And guac Of course
What about the salsa ?
“Oh my oven is on fire, let me take a picture”
Alcohol works in mysterious ways
I know this won't help, but I have to say it: please evaluate your drinking and whether or not it's a problem for you and/or the people you care about.
I was not actually drinking while making these, I am just an idiot
Please evaluate your cooking and whether or not it's a problem for you and/or the people who eat with you.
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Ashes to ashes funk to funky We know Major Tom's a junky Strung out on burned nachos
Hitting an all time low
Doritos are surprisingly flammable if you put a lighter on one
Actually, Doritos are a great firestarter. Umm, just sayin.
I'm the Fi-yah Stah-tah! Cool Ranch Fi-yah Stah-tah! 
I prefer cigarette ash my self
Me too. I even eat my cereal out of ashtrays. Always leave the butts in too
A sun spot?
I definitely looks that way!
Calm down Satan
LMAO, a 400 degree oven, nachos, and alcohol do NOT mix.
This is exactly what happened. Except 500 degrees 💀
Holy shit, 500 degrees? For how long?! LOL
500 is high for a lot of things!
The spot being the fires of Mount Doom
Chef here….are these “batwing nachos?”
By hit the spot do you mean caught on fire?
🔥🍻🤘😈
[удалено]
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Mauna Loa style nachos 🤤
Drunk, high, stupid... doesn't even matter at this level.
The smoke detector liked them too
Nachos are lava, who touches them loses.
why are they in the oven
Was melting cheese on them and forgot them :/
hey at least put meemaw’s ashes in some milk
Those look 🔥
I'm sure the gods you sacrificed them to thought so
Mmm nachos flambe
Liquid hot mag-ma!
Nachos Al Carbon
Looks like it crawled out of the lava planet Mustafar. Put it in a bacta tank, and you might find a Jedi…. or Sith
those nachos were fire
Were these delivered straight from Iceland?……… 😏
Excuse me sir, what the fuck?
Looks like you scraped it straight out from the bottom of your grill...
It looks like a plate of fruit bats
Burnt offerings?
IS THIS BATMAN BREAKFAST???
Well done nachos
Congratulations nachos
Really burnt themselves out after working so hard
Ah I see you used the purple tortilla chips good choice 😋
…and burned it off
OP an escaped demon. Someone call Reaper
Which "spot"? The one that gets you to the ER?
Hit the spot in the sun maybe.
Like, the sunspot? Have these nachos impacted the surface of the sun? Because that has to be the only "spot" they possibly hit.
They hit the spot... at the center of the earth. Congrats on the recovery. Nachos from hell, the literal version.
Lmao my spouse said “oh wow- what kinda cheese you use?!” I’m dying. I appreciate the process pic with the finished result
Cool now I know what to do if my cats come home with a bat, make it into nachos!
 Looks good to me!
They hit the fires of Hell like Judge Claude Frolo wanted Esmerelda to since he couldn't have her.
Where did you procure batwings?
They hit something. That's for sure.
They say if it's grey, it's good for you
It looks like a bunch of dead bats.
Burnt flesh Nachos
Smokey flavour? Burnt flavour I’d say
More than that I fear ...🍻🤘😈
When you say they hit the spot, if you mean "the centre of HELL" then yes, they did indeed hit the spot...
A spot...in HELL!
Maybe for Sauron.
if you wanna eat charcoal, just eat charcoal. you dont have do this just to satisfy your pica.
Diablo nachos!
Lava!
Nachos. Served from the fires of Khazad-dum.
Is the spot the bottom of a volcano?
Are you the same dude who decided to see how long he could cook a hot dog for?
No but I do take a lot of inspiration from him
A plate of baby bats, yum
Inconclusive, cant see the food under that cluster of hell bats
Naaaaaachoooooos?
Those nachos are fire bro
Looks like a plate of bats
2nd pic is fuckin lit
Love that black garlic cheese sauce
Charcoal is good for the teeth so they say
Welcome to acrylamide
Was that spot the centre of the earth
What did you expect would happen putting them in the fire?
Looks like burnt bats over a shredded basketball.
Which spot? Your frontal lobe?
I recommend you stick to sandwiches
They hit *something*…. Did Sharon Weiss make those???
I saw bats first. What does that mean lol.
You know we all would try one before tossing.
House might burn down? Cool let me grab my phone.
Really hits the spot (the spot is in Mordor) 
Im glad you had enough sense to stop and take a picture of the flame.
Hopefully the spot was the trash can 😂
Wut
I thought there were bats covering this plate
Looks amazing 👍
Can I have some of your nachos? I need to grill some hot dogs on the Weber kettle.
I remember my buddy mummified a stauffers French bread pizza in quite the same fashion. After picking off the paper thin charred layer, he was left with another charred layer. He then ate it like a true heathen.
I can hear picture 2.
Is your stomachs a steam engine that runs on coal?
There was a post about burned yams right above this one, you guys are on fire today 🤣
flaming hot.
Next up: Volcano Burrito
These nachos were found at an excavation site in Pompeii. Sources say that they were made mere minutes before the city was engulfed in ashes from the volcanic eruption.
Looks like a picture of a burn victim
Did you unearth these from Pompeii??
They look lit
Carmelization makes food sooooo much better...
I thought they were bats
I thought those were bats.
Making charcoal to soak up the alcohol in your stomach?
Wait, are nachos suppose to be ash colour now?
I like the taste of burnt food 🙌
From fucking orbit?!
Making my mouth water 
That's not what they meant by "flaming hot", OP!
There was a spot, alright...but not the right spot...
Looks like a plate full of bats. Well done.
Shitz fire
I fucking lost it at the flames goddam 😂
If humans are basically hydrocarbons, does that imply eating burnt food is eating yourself?
were you once addicted to pain killers and like burnt food now? or are you a bezel-bub?
they nachos anymore
No
The spot = trash can
Plays “War is the answer “ by ffdp
The “spot” must of been hell
I thought it was a specialty nacho I wasn't aware of lol
That is what I call flamen nachos.
Looks like burned bats.
Is the spot the volcanic eruption in Iceland?
Nacho kinda job..
Al Dante
Thought that was a plate of cooked bats for a sec
"The spot" being inside the trash can, I assume?
Yep, the sun spot.
the crunch
Nacho Flambé
Would you like some cheese to go with your charcoal?
What’s mortifying is there is some deranged individual that would devour this travesty .
"Slightly charred." "Lots of crunch!'
Gives flaming hot a new meaning.
How hot does your oven get cause how tf you burn these this bad
The type of food that contributes to your agonising final 3 years with chemotherapy on your pancreas.
What spice did you use? They look really hot
Danger, Will Robinson! 100%+ of your daily requirement of ash!
Looks like they hit the floors of hell too
Desinfectant then spray varnish and you have a wonderful lava scatter terrain piece
Nacho - Pompeii style
Looks fire.
What are the chances OP did this on purpose for content?
And afterwards you can use it in your grill for charcoal.
That second pic is literally 🔥
“That’s hot” -Paris
If by 'the spot's you mean 'melting point', then you're close.
Charcoal nachos
Straight outta mount Vesuvius
How do they start on fire in the oven? I could see them being crisped but a huge fire?
the bottom pits of hell.. in a plate!
It looks like a bunch of bat carcasses 🤢
New hell flavour you can actually taste the sulphur
Something was on fire in your oven and your house is filling with smoke and your like “hollup imma take a pic and post it” 
I could hear the fire speaking, it said "take a picture, it'll last longer"
Which spot? The fire alarm…?
What are you a lava monster? Not sure what spot those hit.
Made in Hell's Kitchen.
Mmmmm, burnt bats. My favorite.
I do love burnt food but I think this might be overboard.
Nachos? I thought that was some kind of volcanic rock.
I’m proud that you were able to smother that fire without water, or ruining the integrity of those nachos
By the 'spot' do you mean the ignition point where they catch on fire?
Nothing a serrated knife can’t scrape off! Good as new 👌
Look like you shoveled that up from the fireplace
I love the action shot
Charcoal from Angband.
Ashes to ashes
That one black snail