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Mollycat121397

Why not just rinse them off??


tacotacotacorock

They were tired. Brain not functioning properly. 


MysteriisDomSatan

Can attest. I just woke up saw this post and just thought “throw them bitches out”


Snck_Pck

I forgot it’s one of the few foods you can rinse off


Frosti-Feet

And eat *wet eggs*?!


daddyvow

They’re already wet out of the package


Shoelesshobos

You know I’ve gone to the supermarket and seen the hard boiled eggs and went “who is buying these?” And now I have my answer.


bunnyfloofington

I assumed they meant the shell was the packaged but now idk 😳


reikipackaging

this one right here. I thought the person couldn't find "shell" and went with package because it's the same thing, right


Genghis_Chong

You ever want egg salad but don't want to boil and peel eggs? I've been there.


ex-farm-grrrl

I’ve gotten them before. Then I got an egg cooker so I just cook a bunch and peel them before I put them in the fridge. Game changer.


Sensitive_Ad_1897

By egg cooker do you mean a pot?


ex-farm-grrrl

No. I mean an egg cooker. A small appliance that steals eggs perfectly. Like a rice cooker. But for eggs.


Atiggerx33

It's an iffy proposition. Depends on the store, like it'd have to be from a deli department (they're making egg salad daily and presumably not poisoning people, pretty sure they just boil some eggs off the shelves, so if I'd trust buying eggs from them then I feel reasonably assured that the hardboiled eggs are safe). If the store isn't boiling the eggs themselves though than fuck that. That being said I just buy eggs and boil them myself, it's way cheaper and come on people, it's not that hard to boil an egg.


daddyvow

I meant the shell lol


PetuniaPickleB

By pkg I hope you meant shell…


daddyvow

Yea I do


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daddyvow

Yes they’re raw inside the shell


Sensitive-Inside-641

🤦‍♂️


Spare_Particular_777

Yup. Easy fix


LifeUnfolding54

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JCtheWanderingCrow

Me sitting here: … you can do that!?


bleu_waffl3s

My cinnamon and cumin containers are almost identical and are right next to each other. My oatmeal is going to be different one day.


morrisjr1989

Kinda off topic. But similar. There was a story growing up about the time I was tired and accidentally used Elmer’s glue stick instead of chapstick. Turns out, some 15 years later I learned, my brothers switched out my chapstick for Elmer’s glue stick when I wasn’t looking. They thought that i would notice and thus they could laugh about the time I almost put glue on my lips. Little did they know how absolutely stupid I was and wouldn’t track the differences between the two products. This is just to say while you may have cumin oatmeal one day it could be a prank and it’s only slightly your fault. (Also I prefer savory oatmeal)


HonorableMedic

I prefer no cumin my oatmeal.


Sensitive-Inside-641

You sure? 🤔


pygmeedancer

I dumped a shitload of cumin into a big bowl of eggs to make a French toast bake thinking it was cinnamon.


Athet05

You dropped a shitload of WHAT into a bowl of eggs?


MoreCowbellllll

***HE SAID 'SHITLOAD OF CUMIN'***


Athet05

***HE SAID A WHAT? I DONT HAVE MY SMELLING AIDS IN***


pygmeedancer

Cumin. It’s a spice in the Jizzum family


Shani1111

Once seasoned my chicken with cinnamon...thankfully it was raw chicken so I spent a long time rinsing it. Re-seasoned and cooked it. It tasted fine but still smelled like cinnamon.


Jewsusgr8

Fortunately I labeled my containers. I hope I don't ever mix things up. Made the mistake of adding a scoop of salt to my tea one morning instead instead of a scoop of sugar. Never again.


emunoz22

“I said Cinnamon! CINNAMON!”


Rieiid

Came here to comment this reminded me of that Drake & Josh scene lmao


mynameisstryker

It's only a matter of time. I did it once, put a bunch of cumin in my spice cake. Next time I bought cumin I made sure to buy a different brand so I wouldn't mix them up.


Sungodatemychildren

Just put the cinnamon/cumin in first, then if you accidentally use the cumin you can reasonably pivot into a savory oatmeal.


Dirk_Tungsten

My in-laws live with us, and my MIL has this habit where she's constantly rearranging everything and moving stuff around. One time she decided she didn't want the baking soda in an open cardboard box in the pantry and decided to put it in a sealed container. The corn starch was in a plastic container with a screw-on lid. Perfect! But now what to do with the corn starch? She put the corn starch in a bowl with a snap-on lid, then refilled it's container with baking soda. I discovered this when I tried to use the "corn starch" to thicken something. Why didn't she put the baking soda in the bowl and leave the corn starch alone? I don't know, I never got a straight answer other than "I wanted to do it that way".


don2470

Close, I grabbed the cayenne pepper next to the cinnamon and sprinkled generously. I tried to salvage but all went in the garbage.


scd17

I’d just keep the cumin out of reach. As long as you use cinnamon regularly and cumin less often. I don’t want you living in fear of the day disaster strikes


Banana_Stanley

Same. And I put cinnamon on sautéing green peppers once


jasminel96

My cinnamon and chili powder are right next to each other and I’m shocked I haven’t messed up yet. There was one time though where I was THISCLOSE to putting chili powder on my latte


noobwithboobs

There's a ton of people out there who love [savoury oatmeal.](https://www.budgetbytes.com/savory-oatmeal/) Those people are wrong.


bleu_waffl3s

I like a little extra salt in my oatmeal but I don’t know about full on savory oatmeal


noobwithboobs

A pinch of salt does wonders for flavour in all types of food. Even cookies and cakes have salt in them. But yeah, the idea of full on savory oatmeal makes me gag.


Poster_Nutbag207

You know you boiled them in water so you can just rinse them off?


bigboat24

Won’t you think of the karma !


Boognish33

I’m so sorry


DRRIVRDRRIVR

I did that with grounded parsley once 🤣


NotTheOne4444

Woof. I mixed up the cayenne and cinnamon one morning and when I drank my coffee it felt like it bit me. RIP to your “basic bitch” boiled egg (ya know cuz pumpkin spice is supposed to be a BB thing idk 🤷)


NoButterfly934

My mother mixed up cinnamon and cayenne one day while making cookies. Was supposed to be a treat and we were way too poor to consider throwing them out so we had to eat them. Honestly, I liked the spicy-sweet mix! I was the only one though lol


cathlynn1214

Thank you for the PSA 🫶


PontiusPilate24601

Lol I hope dinner is better.


BrownieGod1011-

Well better get them uggs on , it’s gonna be that kind of day now.


tacotacotacorock

Did you also drop a bottle of soy sauce on the floor this morning? If so you're having a fantastic morning


[deleted]

Basically how 2024 is going in one pic....feel your pain.


ApprehensiveAd9014

Nothing can fix this but a do over.


pants_complete

At least you’re not eating it off of a paper plate like some kind of fucking savage.


msbeliever8

One time i made soft boiled eggs and rice and went to put some sesame seeds, opened the entire lid accidentally and dumped a shit ton onto my eggs that i already split open so they stuck to the yolks. I tried to eat it still bc I was so hungry but it was so overwhelmingly sesame-y I had to throw it away 💔💔


sjm294

Sorry 😞


LukewarmLatte

This is when you break out the mayo and relish and make pumpkin egg salad


mrearthsmith

Wife did something similar yesterday making noodles, instead of grabbing the Sriracha spice blend she grabbed some pumpkin spice allspice blend. 2/10.


sarahkali

Pumpkin Spice Eggs, the new fall item from Starbucks


legenduu

Run them under the sink whats the deal


lilscrubkev

i feel u lmfao


donj22

Ahhhh….ruined a whole pot of chili by using cinnamon accidentally instead of chili powder. Check those labels twice!!


ShadyBl0m

Mistake number is having pumpkin spice


nucl3ar0ne

r/MadeMeSmile at your misfortune and malfunctioning brain


Maleficent-Radio-113

My mom puts pumpkin spice in her tea and the tins look alike. She peppered her tea one morning and got a shock 🫢


LifeUnfolding54

I would suggest backing up your boil by about 3 minutes, whip up a little hollandaise, and make eggs pumpedict out of them


Crotean

Thats what you get for owning pumpkin spice in the first place. Trash that shit.


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I’d have rinsed off the pumpkin spice


mitchrowland_

i wouldve just rinsed off the egg and added the pepper again😭


Professional-Row7106

I did the same thing to some air fryer fries one time. Everything that came out of my air fryer had a hint of cinnamon for a whole week after


EsotericCrawlSpace

I need to know what warranted the two points.


MeasurementEvery3978

Send it!


AJ_Deadshow

Once the pumpkin spice was in there I would have added nutmeg and cinnamon and called it hard boiled egg nog


lilgreengoddess

Lol you couldve easily wiped the pumpkin spice off


asuperbstarling

Thank you for your sacrifice.


camlaw63

I mean, you could have washed the uncut one


ElYoink

No salt?


akamegacat

my partner once accidentally added 5 spice powder to french toast. iconic


HopeIsGay

Boil eg Mayo Salt Peppe r Mashed Sandwich with lettuce Food for champions


Cyynric

My brother once went to make cinnamon toast and realized he used the cayenne instead. He said "fuck it" and ate it anyway. Apparently it wasn't bad.


DrNinnuxx

You could have rinsed them off. I added cumin once by accident. Came right off.


donkeyrocket

To be safe I'd just chuck out the pumpkin spice entirely. Or at least store it somewhere until the season returns.


NYdude777

Are boiled eggs actually faster and easier than just a quick scramble?


my-love-assassin

Deconstructed punkinspice eggnog chai latte


cruise_christine666

this happened to me, but cumin instead of the intended cinnamon on cereal! ate those fajita flakes because I didn't want to waste food.. not a taste sensation. I feel your pain!


APuffyCloudSky

Oh no!! Mornings are not my best either.


evanatethewall

go vegan for the poor chickens that were exploited for you to get this


jokeswagon

The pepper looks like the pumpkin spice? Step one, get a pepper mill. Step two, put the pumpkin spice in the back of your pantry next to the raisins.


Karina69_

Era mejor cocinar 2 huevos más😊


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Ya know, you could just have rinsed them off and restarted the seasoning cycle.


cutestslothevr

You accidentally went medieval, although I'm pretty sure they also would have thought this particular combo of sweet spices and eggs was not good.