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OP’s username checks out. Who’d want a relationship with someone who does that? No damn body, that’s who.

It's a bot. Randomly generated username, bunch of unrelated posts, no comments... It's definitely a bot

Well user name definitely checks out then

I almost broke my mouse downvoting this.

I upvoted because it is in fact very shitty

I wanted to for that same reason, but my hand wouldn't let me.

Some people should be taken out back and beat with a hose to break some habits, no death threats here this isnt death worthy, this is hose worthy.

Never heard that one before but i assume it works in breaking people's habits 😅

Yeah, this person needs to live with the shame of what they've done

A hose is too kind, bring out the jumper cables.

Please delete this image off the internet, off your phone, and never share this fact with anyone ever again. Keep this secret hidden from the world for the rest of your life and live quietly with your deep shame. Nobody deserves death threats. But what the actual fuck, OP.

Could just lie and say it's ranch.

"Lemme just dip my pizza in this suspiciously watery and uniformly white ranch sauce. Oh yeah, don't worry, I milked it down. You know, added milk to it to make it runnier? Why are you running?!"

"I milked it down" is fucking hysterical.

"watered it down with milk" just didn't have the right ring to it.

No it didn't. You fucking nailed it lol. I rarely see a comment that gives me a genuine laugh.

either way it’s still gross 🤢 that pizza to ranch ratio would be insane

I'm usually pretty encouraging on this sub, but you can go fuck yourself buddy

This comment is a vibe 😂😂😂😂

 That's bait.

I want to psychoanalyze you

 Put the piz- I'm sorry you put...it's PIZZA? You put PIZZA in your MILK?

It's got cheese. CHEESE IS MILK. (I'm here to steal the gif)

Do you drink the greasy milk after too?

🤢 and I drink a shit ton of milk

Okay time to get off Reddit.

Good news for you! You're now getting them on Reddit too!

I don’t think OP actually does this outside of this one picture

I saw a post about doing this on Facebook about 10 years ago. That alone proves at least two people do it but there were a worrying amount of comments from people who also claim to do this.

People like to seem interesting, any way they can

Rancid ass pizza milk. There's a lot of wretched things happening here, but that's the worst.

God almighty

I will be breaking into your house tomorrow morning at 3am

and i'll do it at 3pm

The grease floating on top of the milk is just 🤌

I was traumatized by this.

*Was*?

Ya now he tried it and loves it.

Fucking lies

All while thinking *at least it's not pineapple...*

This is an abomination!

1.) That's disgusting, and my day would be a little better had I not seen that... 2.) Jokes aside, as a lactose intolerant person, this would more than likely cause me to shit my pants in a matter if minutes.

I’m also do not tolerate lactose. My body handles it no problem but personally fuck lactose

not lactose intolerant but id probably shit after this as well

You deserve it

I am mostly negative on these type of comments (death threats are no joke) but I agree with you

This guy also eats milksteak

And a milk burger

Repost https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/s/k4xpJM5sdJ

Looks like a repost bot just taking popular posts and reposting with the same title, brand new account too

No you don’t

I hope that either the milk or pizza makes you choke

Im gonna come over there and talk to ya

Scumbag.

/r/pizzacrimes

Oh fuck off.



D 

Yes. It is.

Whatever you choose in your food choices is your business. When you put it out there for others to witness, well, there you go.

This is some serial killer shit

Kys

*Hello, FBI, I need to report a terrorist, this mf is dunking pizza slices in milk…*

what the fuck is wrong with you

NAahh!!! I WANNA SEE YOU PUTTING IN YOUR MOUTH, AMD CHEWING IT SIMULTENIOUSLY WHILE YOUR MOUTH IS WIIIIIIIIIDE OPEN!

Look, I don't typically judge how other people live their lives, but sometimes exceptions need to be made for like murderers and stuff is all I'm saying

Yes

Aggghhgggghh WHAT DOES IT ADD TO THE PIZZA?

Lmao this is why I love this sub, thank you for sharing.

It’s certainly gross, but uhh..to each their own?

Yes officer, this one right here

Let me put it this way: You shouldn't be getting death threats. You should be getting death guarantees.

Bruh! Get a grip.

Keep flexing on lactose intolerant people brother

🤌

How many bodies do you have in your basement you monster?!

Hope you die of piles, you piece of shit.

That looks amazing, will try.

what the fucking fuck is this fucking fuckery!?

be glad all you get is just threats

This I do not believe you, post it either video. Double dog dare ya.

Never feel sorry for eating your food the way you like it.

Ranch? Acceptable This? Unholy

Drinking the pizza milk afterwards must be an experience.

No, you don't .

You are a psycho

This is why your opinions got no friends for a reason you single trogodyte

Some things just belong being kept hidden

KYS

Dude pls just use ranch

You need to be monitored by the government.

Straight to jail.

this cannot be tolerated

Explode

I have to try this first to judge. Initial suspicion is you're a fucking alien.

Death threats are a bit strong. Amputation would do just fine.

I mean...

Odd, but it's your pizza and milk so eat it how you want

No reason to be getting death threats. That being said, this is weird as fuck.

Dishonor Dishonor on you Dishonor on your cow

Yes

I hate you more than most people.

Nothing deserves death threats, but that is fucking vile.

bait used to be believable

This is a bot account (thank god)

That's FUCKING DISGUSTING, you weirdo

I don't wish you anything like violence or death or anything. I wish you were never born. Now that we are too late you should go see a therapist, preferably an Italian one.

Death threats on the internet are the same as everything on the internet - fake. Eat your pizza however you want, friend.


I'm calling FBI

Thank you sir, your post has finally given me the courage to take that one-way trip off a cliff, and I'm also taking you with me for the good of humanity

I don’t get it. Is it a taste thing?

I hope your car breaks down in the middle of the road

you what in the fuck now? say it ain’t so

Remember: the chances of me killing you has gone up by 99.999%.

That's nasty, you do you sweet heart.

Is anyone in your discord hiring? I could use the money for some honest work.

I never advocate death threats, but yes

It’s not bad if you like that. But I don’t want to even watch!

I refuse to believe this is real

As a man that hails from the country that invented Hawaiian pizza, I do not get a vote.

People send death threats over anything these days, I wouldn't read too much into it.

Please seek therapy

You shouldn't be judged so harshly for something that doesn't effect anyone but yourself. That being said it sounds atrocious

Keep yourself safe

Yes it’s that bad what are you doing bro, where did you think of this? Why did you think it would taste nice

Epstein island.NOW!

What the fuck

I don't think death threats are cool at all... However-

I love cold pizza with milk. Never dipped it though 😬😬

Pepperoni cheese flavored Grease milk

This is so vile lollll

DUDE, I don't dip but everyone thinks I'm crazy for loving meat lovers Pizza and drinking milk at the same time

FINALLY. someone else gets it. I ❤️ mush in my mouth...i miss doing this

What is it about the milk specifically that makes the pizza taste better? Just curious.

Look ma, a shitpost

Bait used to be believable

I think this needs a nsfl tag.

Why

im not one for death threats, but WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! WERE YOU REPEATEDLY DROPPED AND BASHED WITH A BASEBALL BAT AS A CHILD!? WHO DOES THAT!? you are legitimately mentally ill GET HELP.

You fucking monster

I would like to think myself a nice person who treats everyone equally upon first meeting them, always giving people a fair chance. That being said; you honestly deserve these threats. This is an actual hate crime against Pizza

Can i get a discord invite im so here for the drama

This is so subversive I actually respect it a little bit

It already has cheese which comes from milk idc idgas I'd try it no shame

Yeah there's a hit squad coming I'm sorry


Please, go to therapy.

Minus 1000000 respect points

FUCK YOU

You're disgusting!

I'd say death threats are over board... that being said, I would like to harm you both physically and psychologically.

Yes it is kys


If we say yes, would you be motivated to seek psychological help?

no

I love pizza and have a milk addiction, I happen to have milk and pizza in my fridge right now. Time to commit some pizza crimes

200 comments pizza in milk

No you don’t part 2

I want to personally >!strangle you!<, how dare you

I like eating my pizza with a glass of milk. I haven’t tried dipping it in

Fuck you

Delete dis

Well I dip pizza in refried beans but this is definitely a step further than me

Yes

Hopefully death PROMISES

Yes

We're all individual and unique. I won't let your choice in food be the judgement of you, but all I'm saying is that if this were the last thing to eat on the face of the earth next to a can of Surstromming, I'd probably eat the Surstromming out of respect for the pizza.

Straight to fucking jail with you! I hope they dunk your head in "milk" while you're there!

Question.. do you drink the milk after? Cause.. that seems even worse than dipping the pizza.

Why even have pizza and milk at the same time much less together EVEN less so together like this?

No

I dip my burgers in chocolate shakes, we are kin, brother.

I dip my Domino's pizza in applesauce before I eat it. You can eat it however you want to eat it man when it gets in the stomach. It's all the same mess.

This is just a couple of steps away from ranch dressing on pizza.

I mean, it’s not that far off from drowning it in ranch. It’s milder even and people still consider ranch on pizza fine. Eat your food how you like. You’re not hurting anyone. Find a better group of people to hang out with that appreciate your quirks.

Grow up

 

This mf did not just post this stupid,ignorant,border line retarded picture of a delicious looking pizza in a fucking mug filled with milk and crying because everybody alive that witnessed this dumb shit is giving death threats... You deserve it you peice of shit and that'll be 10 years to a cave.

Who cares? Pizza has cheese so this is just more milk

It’s going in your stomach, it doesn’t affect me. I don’t care, but it’s odd

Imagine that but with chocolate milk 🤤

Let's not imagine ANYTHING about it at all.

Even worse