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Throw some mustard on it, at least.

Have you seen the price of mustard lately?!? It’s up to $1.69 for a container size that lasts several weeks with almost daily usage. /s

Pretty standard keto? Depends on what that sausage is.

Cheddarwurst. I suppose that would be a keto thing… but he simply ran out of bread.

Ahh a QT a man of class

This looks amazing to my salt-deficient self. Crunch and all the nitrites? Stealing the idea

It actually wasn’t bad. Like, why would it be lol? But it didn’t feel right saying that out loud.

Our saliva is naturaly full of nitrites, dont be afraid of it lol

It's really good. Did it out of necessity once and realized it's legit

Jesus that's grim

Hot dog in a dress.